🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Uh oh...

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Maybe JMAA would have figured an ace on his sleeve regarding Godwinson, PPP and the peace thing...

This JamalAlQaheedTV fellow seems to be firm but fair. Based and leg pilled.

https://twitter.com/JamalAlQaheedTV/status/1313120035574087684
https://archive.vn/wip/6hWXj

https://twitter.com/JamalAlQaheedTV/status/1313088517829005313
https://archive.vn/wip/K6ebZ

Nothing better than a day playing FPS and mocking the disabled for their disabilities.

 

[Lmove]

I haven't seen this video on the thread, so 'ere.

link | archive

 

[Faalbian]

Godwinson, you can't just stop. You promised us a holocaust of content.

 

[Love Machine]

I still cant believe how legitimately autistic people have to be to actually be confused about whats going on. Is this the true power of the ralph aye-logs

 

[Perspicacity]

I still cant believe how legitimately autistic people have to be to actually be confused about whats going on. Is this the true power of the ralph aye-logs

Yes. Truly the seeds of chaos have been sowed.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Anyone upset about this PPP/Godwinson "turn" is far too invested in this. Clearly there's something up but until something happens, why bother speculating?

Also, even if he says that the interview with the parents was fake didn't the Vickers confirm it was them?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Anyone upset about this PPP/Godwinson "turn" is far too invested in this. Clearly there's something up but until something happens, why bother speculating?

Also, even if he says that the interview with the parents was fake didn't the Vickers confirm it was them?

Let it be known that as of today, I, General Albert B. Gunt of the A-log offensive, hereby denounce Lieutenant General "Black Adam" Godwinson and Captain Pontius P. Price as traitors. I learned with heavy heart this morning that they defected from their honorable duties and tried to sow discord amongst the combatants. As of today they are wanted dead, they are to be shot on sight.
Glory to the Corn.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Anyone upset about this PPP/Godwinson "turn" is far too invested in this. Clearly there's something up but until something happens, why bother speculating?

Also, even if he says that the interview with the parents was fake didn't the Vickers confirm it was them?

Exactly, and that is all anyone should need to figure out that this is all one of their stupid kayfabe moves. If it were true then it would mean that Ralph was in on it all along pretending the Vickers account was real and helping with abort the retort. So yeah, pretty stupid. Asides from pissing off @Fslur Jarbo and whoever else, I don't really know where they're going with it.

I get why some might be upset though, they're giving Ralph ammunition to defend himself but who cares, Ralph has been self destructing for years on his own with no help. It's not going to stop now because of this. I watched the PPP stream on baked and while mildly amusing, I can't see him or Fuentes providing as much entertainment as Ralph in the long run.

Edit:
Does anyone have the Jacob Wohl interview? I tried to search for it but couldn't find it.

 

[JAKL]

Let it be known that as of today, I, General Albert B. Gunt of the A-log offensive, hereby denounce Lieutenant General "Black Adam" Godwinson and Captain Pontius P. Price as traitors. I learned with heavy heart this morning that they defected from their honorable duties and tried to sow discord amongst the combatants. As of today they are wanted dead, they are to be shot on sight.
Glory to the Corn.

Bravo. Now the rest of this post is mostly off topic but more of a question.

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Bravo. Now the rest of this post is mostly off topic but more of a question.

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

DRINK and Deviant also don't work. There's a byzantine privilige system here I never bothered to look into.

 

[PhoBingas]

Bravo. Now the rest of this post is mostly off topic but more of a question.

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

You have to give Null your dox and take a selfie in your cutest programmer socks. Make sure to make the subject line of the email "Awoo"

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Bravo. Now the rest of this post is mostly off topic but more of a question.

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

Send null some money and you can have your stickers

 

[Endu]

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

I noticed this too but I never asked cause I didn't want to newfag.
On an unrelated note, saying "f-slur" in place of "faggot" is the gayest thing that people in Ralph's sphere do.

 

[AnOminous]

Uh oh...

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Maybe JMAA would have figured an ace on his sleeve regarding Godwinson, PPP and the peace thing...

And this is why you don't become a bunch of cringy A-Logs so obsessed with the Gunt that you completely fall for the most obvious bait. Holy fuck PPP isn't even trying to make it not look fake.

 

[Pump Meat]

Uh oh...

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Maybe JMAA would have figured an ace on his sleeve regarding Godwinson, PPP and the peace thing...

I like how it never occurs to any of them that maybe PPP/Godwinson are tired of talkin about Ralph and want to move on. Can't they at least appreciate the kayfabe since it sends a pretty clear signal that they are done so people don't go on waiting for the next installment?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'd go insane if I were in their position and forced to pay this much attention to a

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I think PPP, Godwinson, and Ralph should all have a drunk stream together now they're all buddies.

 

[byuu]

I like how it never occurs to any of them that maybe PPP/Godwinson are tired of talkin about Ralph and want to move on. Can't they at least appreciate the kayfabe since it sends a pretty clear signal that they are done so people don't go on waiting for the next installment?

Yeah, have you guys not seen what Baked and Fuentes are currently up to?

Baked is engaged in a simp war over a girl who's going to lose her infected eye because she refuses to the take eye drops because she got them from a pharmacy which belongs to an LLC, which is not a real person, which means the girl from school 15 years ago who has been gangstalking and ruining her life is behind it and if she takes it, it will destroy her eye.
While Fuentes is trying to redpill random Middle School girls who are taller than him about the evils of homosexuality in his Fortnite hoodie until they cry.

Why sit through another boring Killstream hoping it will be a Pillstream when you can watch this disaster instead?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Also, even if he says that the interview with the parents was fake didn't the Vickers confirm it was them?

Yes, they did confirm it was actually them.

Why in the fuck can't I hand out some Semper Fidelis is that tied to some sort of score or something? It keeps saying I can't perform this action or something.

DRINK and Deviant also don't work. There's a byzantine privilige system here I never bothered to look into.

You have to give twennybux to Nool for True & Honest Fan status & the ability to use those reactions.

I think PPP, Godwinson, and Ralph should all have a drunk stream together now they're all buddies.

I'd unironically watch that, but Ralph would never do it.

I was musing to myself the other week about whether or not Ralph would allow "haydurs" to call into his show for impromptu IBS "debates," but that would turn into an autistic screeching match in seconds & embarrass all involved.
If Ralph really wanted to engage he'd just have to log in & shit up his thread directly, but given his propensity to shut down any sort of "discourse" with a block, I don't see that happening anytime soon.
I can see him coming back to gloat once Gaius Julius James Augustine Ralph is born, but that's about it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Yeah, have you guys not seen what Baked and Fuentes are currently up to?

Baked is engaged in a simp war over a girl who's going to lose her infected eye because she refuses to the take eye drops because she got them from a pharmacy which belongs to an LLC, which is not a real person, which means the girl from school 15 years ago who has been gangstalking and ruining her life is behind it and if she takes it, it will destroy her eye.
While Fuentes is trying to redpill random Middle School girls who are taller than him about the evils of homosexuality in his Fortnite hoodie until they cry.

Why sit through another boring Killstream hoping it will be a Pillstream when you can watch this disaster instead?

You have to swing from cow to cow like a chimpanzee in a forest.