🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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The Bovinian Derivative said:
Ralph unfollowed Jim after he called The Ballad of Ethan Ralph 10 out of 10, so this could be a passive jab at Jim.
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It is, Gator still follows Jim so he would have seen that tweet. Not to mention he was defending Ralph by saying the video was fake and Jim had nothing to do with it until Jim tweeted 10/10, plus the same Night Jim tweeted, Gator suddenly stopped doing his Metokur impression, plus he sounded completely defeated.
 
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Kaiser Aura said:
Gunt calls dibs on King K Rool
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See, I would see Ethan as an Olimar player. A small person, pulling even smallar pikman (gunt guards) and they get thrown at his opponent.
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That's Ethan, Gator, and Bibble
 
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Captain Manning said:
I would say what Godwinson and PPP are doing is gay as fuck, if it weren't for the fact that it's the masters of kayfabe we're talking about. I'm sure this is just another act in bit that would leave both Jim Cornette and Vince Russo impressed.

Honestly though, it bears mentioning that Ralph takes his licks because... well... what the fuck else is he gonna do? End the snorestream and be a respectable father? Bwahahaha. GTFO.
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The reality is all the bottom feeders are moving to start feasting on the festering corpse of Ralph's online "career". PPP and Godwinson are distancing themselves from this - and the incredibly gay behaviour that will come with it - before it comes into full flow.

In a sense, it's a shame - Ralph deserves everything he gets. However, I understand why they are doing this - they don't want to be associated with the "Monthly Ralph" that Toad is probably working on as we speak...
 
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Edilg said:
All the stuff PPP just covered about Baked and Fuentes would have been perfect for The Killstream but he couldn't cover it because he became fwendzy wendzy's with them.

I hope the every 6 months to a year that you can brow beat Fuentes to come on was worth it you idiot.
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Not sure how true that is... Ralph was very close to trashing Baked when Ashton Birdie was on and says Baked "got away with murder" which was likely said metaphorically.
 
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Tokolosh said:
It's funny considering the very first time the Killstream blew up was due to sniping Baked Alaska and taking a massive shit on him.
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Ralph has the same problem Sargon had. People don't like him for who he is or for his political takes, they like laughing at people like Baked Alaska and Mundane Matt. The problem is as soon as the people trolling Ralph became funnier than him all the people who listened to his show switched over to theirs. There are no Internet friends in the IBS sphere because that can happen to anyone. And no one is going to feel bad about laughing at you if you made your career laughing at other people.

It's basically wolf pack dynamics. Once the pack turns on you, there's nothing you can do. And all it takes is the slightest misstep for that to happen. I also think that everyone has their Gödel sentence, the sentence which will cause you to flip out and become a laughing stock.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Ralph has the same problem Sargon had. People don't like him for who he is or for his political takes, they like laughing at people like Baked Alaska and Mundane Matt. The problem is as soon as the people trolling Ralph became funnier than him all the people who listened to his show switched over to theirs. There are no Internet friends in the IBS sphere because that can happen to anyone. And no one is going to feel bad about laughing at you if you made your career laughing at other people.

It's basically wolf pack dynamics. Once the pack turns on you, there's nothing you can do. And all it takes is the slightest misstep for that to happen. I also think that everyone has their Gödel sentence, the sentence which will cause you to flip out and become a laughing stock.
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Man... That Godel sentence stuff pretty deep. You’ve got Ralph down to a science. It’s like LOLcalculus.
 
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Online N-Word said:
Uh oh...

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Maybe JMAA would have figured an ace on his sleeve regarding Godwinson, PPP and the peace thing...
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I remain unconvinced that this isn't just a bit.

Not that it matters, since the Farmers have been doing almost all of the heavy lifting when it comes to Ralph, anyway.
 
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