Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

Solution to the Salotrean Problem?

  • Split Ash into her own thread.

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • Keep her in this thread's title, since she wanted it to be about her so badly.

    Votes: 27 87.1%

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That would be a lie.

Lol I got a combined 100 upvotes from two posts yesterday about how poetic and hilarious it is that Trump's disgusting stupidity and hubris is going to kill him, try to find any of your posts that got anywhere close to 10 reactions from the assorted freakshows who post here.

Love leaning back and enjoying being a cool winner when everyone knows you're so hard up for acceptance and attention you happily associate with pedo scum lmao.


Yikes, cool it with the homophobia. Your small-town Tennessee is showing.
Every freak in this thread uses that word and this forum is known for bullying some mentally unwell trans people to suicide so it's obvious he loves being called that as much as he loves hanging out with wads like you who view sexual minorities as subhuman. He's a real uncle tom, appallingly pathetic stuff if you ask me.

Like 80% of the people I grew up around didn't have an accent and the city's filled with tech professionals and rich people who moved here because magazines mentioned how scenic it is, your obsession with this is one of those tells you're an incredibly sheltered nutcase. I guess Southern people are morally backwards because they don't have the distinction of posting on a chunkity shotacon enthusiast's stalking forum like you do.
 
If you have more to say and someone hasn't responded, hit the "edit" button on your previous post, do not multipost.
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Karl when was the last time you spoke to another human being be honest. This is MPC diaspora in action.

For the record I wonder how insanely inbred all the Scandinavians and unwanted Germans who settled the midwest are

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Mr. sad 'n 50 rattles off a Freeper rant about how everyone should care about his subjective assessment of how attractive elderly politicians wives are followed up by some mentally ill teen 4channer with an anime avatar hahahhaha

God if there's one thing dumpy fat ugly Boomer men/Boomer adjacent 50 year olds love it's thinking anyone cares about what they find attractive about women. It's their only source of anything resembling a sense of humor and they talk about it OBSESSIVELY

When you're as ugly as Jon Lovitz but don't have enough of a personality to attract what he did :/
 
What's wrong, Ashley? Long night smoking salvia with your fellow sophisticates from cosmopolitan (but 99% white) Signal Mountain, Tennessee?
 
God if there's one thing dumpy fat ugly Boomer men/Boomer adjacent 50 year olds love it's thinking anyone cares about what they find attractive about women. It's their only source of anything resembling a sense of humor and they talk about it OBSESSIVELY
Ash do you like The Minions?
 
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Only true initiates understand the intricacies of salvia. Like bath salts and K2, it's a drug of the truly enlightened and discriminating experience seeker and definitely not a drug of choice for the absolute lowest tier of the dregs of society, people with nothing to offer themselves or anyone else.

I hear sometimes people smoke salvia and get so wrecked that they pull a train on a morbidly obese crazy lady while her wimp husband watches from the corner, desperately trying (and failing) to get an erection.
 
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Only true initiates understand the intricacies of salvia. Like bath salts and K2, it's a drug of the truly enlightened and discriminating experience seeker and definitely not a drug of choice for the absolute lowest tier of the dregs of society, people with nothing to offer themselves or anyone else.

I hear sometimes people smoke salvia and get so wrecked that they pull a train on a morbidly obese crazy lady while her wimp husband watches from the corner, desperately trying (and failing) to get an erection.
That's fantastic Joshua Moon is a pedophile and you're an elderly nerd who hasn't spoken to anyone in 6 months.

Karl's so fucking old as shit he's obsessing about Jeb Bush's wife and how unattractive he finds her. Jesus christ dude lmao

My stalkers are the funniest freaks alive

Calling people gay lost any impact at least 20 years ago
 
I went to a much finer college than you, Ashley. That tends to happen when you have both talent and money.
 
This is actually sadder than bragging about getting a medal in the Special Olympics, damn
I noticed your absence. The experience of girls and communities publicly ostracizing you for being a perverted violent creep hit close to home huh

Jeb Bush's wife is a totally normal healthy looking 70 year old woman while Melania looks like a space alien who's had so much plastic surgery she can barely open her eyes all the way and in her lesbian porno shoots her 80's bolt-ons were horrible. That's what's considered a perfect ten hot broad to disgusting conservative Boomers like Karl though. Hummana Hummana! Karl are you bald all the way or just some of the way.

Melania going through completely unneeded and painful surgery that wound up looking objectively terrible so her drippy molesting goiter of a husband maybe finds it in his heart to not divorce her and leave her some money, Karl finding that situation both positive and aesthetically/erotically pleasing really illustrates the psychosexual derangement driving conservatives. Just cruel, entitled freaks who are fundamentally unlovable and can't love. I'm really fucking happy you don't find me attractive you dumpy old nagging racist bitch.

All kidding aside though guys I really do hope everyone who was involved with Brian Uecker's MPC forum dies in a fiery car accident and then spends the rest of eternity in a sealed drum filled with boiling oil in Hell
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All kidding aside though guys I really do hope everyone who was involved with Brian Uecker's MPC forum dies in a fiery car accident and then spends the rest of eternity in a sealed drum filled with boiling oil in Hell
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Is it more humane to let them get raped by the human traffickers accompanying them, like Australia does?
 
It doesn't matter, Ashley doesn't really give a shit about illegal children. They're just a cudgel she uses to attack her internet enemies with, but she's not discriminating. Literally any cudgel would do, as long as it serves as an excuse for her to spew her bile at people she hates. And Ashley hates everyone, so she's got a lot of targets.
 
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It doesn't matter, Ashley doesn't really give a shit about illegal children. They're just a cudgel she uses to attack her internet enemies with, but she's not discriminating. Literally any cudgel would do, as long as it serves as an excuse for her to spew her bile at people she hates. And Ashley hates everyone, so she's got a lot of targets.
A feature of NPD is the assumption everyone else thinks exactly like you because you can't conceptualize that other humans have internal lives or empathetic responses. Sorry about your mental illness and the fact you'll probably never get help even though it's fucked up your life and you're a completely alone elderly man because of your racism, weird unsolicited cruel opinions and toxicity Karl. Please shut up and stop talking about me, my husband or my family who you know nothing about just because the 50 year old who owned the racist forum you used to post on made up a bunch of shit about me. Thanks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

As a test how do you think most people would react when shown the Joshua Moon chatlogs? Do you think they'd react in the same way you are? Do you think they'd make decisions similar to yours? Do you feel any shame or dread at the prospect that you're going to post on a deranged pedophile's forum until you die?

A report came out that women were being forcibly sterilized at detention centers a few days ago and I've heard audio of kids screaming and weeping for their mom. What the fuck happened to you that you assume anyone having problems with that is signaling for good guy points
 
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This is a beautiful post and I love it so much. Also "mewling worm." How is this person there and not here instead?
They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.
 
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