🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

I was musing to myself the other week about whether or not Ralph would allow "haydurs" to call into his show for impromptu IBS "debates," but that would turn into an autistic screeching match in seconds & embarrass all involved.
If Ralph really wanted to engage he'd just have to log in & shit up his thread directly, but given his propensity to shut down any sort of "discourse" with a block, I don't see that happening anytime soon.
I can see him coming back to gloat once Gaius Julius James Augustine Ralph is born, but that's about it.

He's known to use sock accounts so maybe one of those

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You have to swing from cow to cow like a chimpanzee in a forest.

This needs to be a random.txt but I cannot find the thread

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Can you post the Big Gif Again?

 

[Absurdity]

I haven't seen this video on the thread, so 'ere.
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[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think the shot of Faith getting an ultrasound had anything to do with an existing pregnancy. Women who are not even pregnant get ultrasounds for plenty of gynecological reasons. Reethan claiming Faith was three weeks pregnant was the dead giveaway that she’s not. He really cannot stop running his mouth and fucking shit up, can he?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This needs to be a random.txt but I cannot find the thread

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random_text-txt.1439/post-7481281

I don’t think the shot of Faith getting an ultrasound had anything to do with an existing pregnancy. Women who are not even pregnant get ultrasounds for plenty of gynecological reasons. Reethan claiming Faith was three weeks pregnant was the dead giveaway that she’s not. He really cannot stop running his mouth and fucking shit up, can he?

I wonder if we're going to get a Girlfriend in a Coma arc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGB7M82z4j4

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Who's JMAA?

I don’t think the shot of Faith getting an ultrasound had anything to do with an existing pregnancy. Women who are not even pregnant get ultrasounds for plenty of gynecological reasons. Reethan claiming Faith was three weeks pregnant was the dead giveaway that she’s not. He really cannot stop running his mouth and fucking shit up, can he?

It was probably an abortion tbh.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yes, they did confirm it was actually them.


You have to give twennybux to Nool for True & Honest Fan status & the ability to use those reactions.

I'd unironically watch that, but Ralph would never do it.

I was musing to myself the other week about whether or not Ralph would allow "haydurs" to call into his show for impromptu IBS "debates," but that would turn into an autistic screeching match in seconds & embarrass all involved.
If Ralph really wanted to engage he'd just have to log in & shit up his thread directly, but given his propensity to shut down any sort of "discourse" with a block, I don't see that happening anytime soon.
I can see him coming back to gloat once Gaius Julius James Augustine Ralph is born, but that's about it.

I managed to get into a lightly moderated chat while the Gunt was being interviewed. Bringing up his behaviour, his situation and mocking him for it makes him look miserable. So in a sense, I don't blame him for not wanting to have these people on - I think you could make the guy cry on stream if he was stuck having someone lay into him about what he did.

Which is all fine, it's perfectly normal for this kind of shit to bother you. It would certainly bother me. The issue is Ralph has built a brand around treating others like this and calling them bitch-made for not taking it on the chin - yet he can't do it himself, and not only because he doesn't have a chin.

So why would he do it?
The only benefit would be to save face, but he would lose any exchange unless it was against someone as retarded as John Michael Kelly or Jessie, because there is just so much ammunition on the guy.

 

[fuck whales]

I dont know why people get so mad at ralph, hes obviously trying to make you mad, thats his shtick, seems like a waste of time, because thats his style of promotion, and it works, his views are through the roof recently.

he has no shame, thats clear, but what he does actually works, to make money, which is what anybody does anything for.

 

[Vetti]

I don’t think the shot of Faith getting an ultrasound had anything to do with an existing pregnancy. Women who are not even pregnant get ultrasounds for plenty of gynecological reasons. Reethan claiming Faith was three weeks pregnant was the dead giveaway that she’s not. He really cannot stop running his mouth and fucking shit up, can he?

I like this. He's announced that Faith is carrying his child only the show a few times so now he's either stuck with a lie he'll have to own up to in nine months or make up a story about an abortion or a miscarriage to cover it up.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Okay i was watching an old stream of Andy's with JF and Destiny on there, this is on Tandoori & Flan channel on Youtube Channel. I have posted a link to the stream
But there are a few things i wanted to point out:
1. Andy seemed so much healthier in the streams with JF, he didn't seem paranoid and was more sociable
2. Andy seemed more accommodating to criticism and didn't take it personally as much
3. JF situation back then was eerily similar to Ralphs. Both had partners who are 18 years old, both are in their mid 30s, both the partners parents tried to interfere with their relationship, both partners had mental issues or some sort of impairment, both met JF and Ralph online from their streams and lastly both JF and ralph had previous partners and both wanted to start a family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8t9j99OX8M

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I don’t think the shot of Faith getting an ultrasound had anything to do with an existing pregnancy. Women who are not even pregnant get ultrasounds for plenty of gynecological reasons. Reethan claiming Faith was three weeks pregnant was the dead giveaway that she’s not. He really cannot stop running his mouth and fucking shit up, can he?

Here's an idea. Probably not the case, but it does fit with Ralph's inability to think ahead and his impulsive behaviour:

He sent that message to Mr Vickers claiming Faith is pregnant (mid argument for context) not because she actually was, but just to piss of Mr Vickers. Of course Mr Vickers then leaked it and people assumed it to be true. Ralph could not deny it without looking scummy and stupid, so he figured he'd just ignore it and hope people forgot about it. Then Dark Butters called into the show and mentioned it, wanting to congratulate Ralph for those sweet goldstar caller brownie points. Of course Ralph actually got annoyed and booted him instead because now everyone in his audience knew what he had claimed. Since then Ralph has had no choice but to pretend it's real just to save face. He's too deep in the lie now, his only options are to either get her knocked up for real and have a kid, or fake a miscarriage/abortion, opening himself up to stillbirth/abortion jokes given his past with Sargon and CRP.

Personally I think Faith actually is pregnant with the demon baby and we all witnessed its conception during the poo tape, but I do love the idea of Ralph inventing such an absurd lie and going this far with it just out of petty stupidity.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally I think Faith actually is pregnant with the demon baby and we all witnessed its conception during the poo tape, but I do love the idea of Ralph inventing such an absurd lie and going this far with it just out of petty stupidity.

I just like the idea of the guntling, born a lolcow of two lolcow parents, being shown the moment of its conception by jeering classmates in school, right before being beaten up.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Edit:
Does anyone have the Jacob Wohl interview? I tried to search for it but couldn't find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfY3fqp-Gdk

 

[All becomes gunt]

I just like the idea of the guntling, born a lolcow of two lolcow parents, being shown the moment of its conception by jeering classmates in school, right before being beaten up.

You already know that Surfer's kid is gonna bully it really fucking hard.

 

[Love Machine]

I just like the idea of the guntling, born a lolcow of two lolcow parents, being shown the moment of its conception by jeering classmates in school, right before being beaten up.

Preference being that it's the descendents of the 47 neet ronin, our own flesh and blood.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Preference being that it's the descendents of the 47 neet ronin, our own flesh and blood.

We are truly ronin now without PPP or Godwinson

 

[Love Machine]

We are truly ronin now without PPP or Godwinson

Some of us are used to the ronin lifestyle.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Is it that time again already for a Snoozestream? Think so, apologies for the small issues tonight if any, got a new SSD with a fresh installation on it so I lost my old set ups, tonight, once gunt wakes up and starts, will be getting the lay out back to the way it was. Games will change from time to time. Enjoy everyone.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Here's an idea. Probably not the case, but it does fit with Ralph's inability to think ahead and his impulsive behaviour:

He sent that message to Mr Vickers claiming Faith is pregnant (mid argument for context) not because she actually was, but just to piss of Mr Vickers. Of course Mr Vickers then leaked it and people assumed it to be true. Ralph could not deny it without looking scummy and stupid, so he figured he'd just ignore it and hope people forgot about it. Then Dark Butters called into the show and mentioned it, wanting to congratulate Ralph for those sweet goldstar caller brownie points. Of course Ralph actually got annoyed and booted him instead because now everyone in his audience knew what he had claimed. Since then Ralph has had no choice but to pretend it's real just to save face. He's too deep in the lie now, his only options are to either get her knocked up for real and have a kid, or fake a miscarriage/abortion, opening himself up to stillbirth/abortion jokes given his past with Sargon and CRP.

Personally I think Faith actually is pregnant with the demon baby and we all witnessed its conception during the poo tape, but I do love the idea of Ralph inventing such an absurd lie and going this far with it just out of petty stupidity.

I still say she's not with Ralph and she hasn't been in 2-3 weeks. She's back with her parents (pregnant or no) and Ralph is being allowed to keep up this charade of having a cutie3.14 gf as long as they get their daughter back they don't give a shit. I can't wait until Gator has to learn how to model a baby in blender so they can fake the baby photos to own the ayyylogs. I wonder at what point it'll be diminishing returns for Gator, seems like he's getting there already. Bit of snake crawls out of him from time to time, especially after the Daddy Gym 10/10 comment.