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DZoomer said:
We'll never know, since he can simply say that they got charged back and that'll be the end of it.

If anything, this chargeback saga is showing what a scummy company Twitch is for allowing this to happen without giving Phil even a slap on the wrist.
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No matter what happens, I don't think Phil can lie about what happens with the cheers. If anything, he'll just try to memeryhole them and never mention they happened, or the Twitch paycheck. Tips are one thing - Phil is only doing shady shit on his end and Paypal is a middleman with plausible deniability. If he lies about the cheers, that is roping Twitch into it. Given how sensitive they are about any implication that bits are money, if Phil lied about the cheers and Twitch got wind, I think they would actually nuke him. They're fine funneling his scam dollars to him, but the minute he involves them in actual fraud, they'll put him in the ground - he isn't worth that kind of liability.

On the topic of when it's coming, I don't know what the cutoff is, but he'll probably get his first $3000 on the 15th of this month. The $3000 from last night may be too late for this Twitch paycheck, so it might be on the next one. We'd need a Twitch streamer to give us a sense of how quick they are to process.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @actually - got me that time!
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Can someone confirm this for me, because I struggle to believe it. Will this faggot make over 6k just in bits in two weeks time?
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Nobody can confirm but a Twitch employee, but Phil will probably get that money even if the bits were fraudulent from a stolen credit card or whatever. According to many other Twitch streamers, they still get money from fraudulent cheers. The question is if these are so big that Twitch will step in and just not pay Phil, and it's numerous times now since I remember there was a similar enormous cheer in September.

We'll never know either way because it's Phil, so just assume he always get the money because that's Phil's charmed life.
 
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Schrödinger's Kat said:
Unlikely, since he can't even save up enough to buy anything to improve his stream, complains about the cost of games, and cries about paying for groceries after getting nearly $30K in tips over the last few months.
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Take all things from his fat, greasy stroke mouth with a healthy dose of skepticism.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
It's starting to look like Phil is involved in a money laundering scheme and I'm only half joking.
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Imagine the money laundering trial:

"Your honour my client Mr Burnell wishes to make a statement"
"Hello and welcome to my money laundering trial your honour *SNORT* I'd like to tell you that bits are not currency and therefore can't be laundering money you mohranik nudnik. *SNORT*"
 
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DZoomer said:
Is Phil getting pudgier? I have a feeling that whenever Phil gets more money, he gets fatter.
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His face is gradually getting puffier. Most likely from his drinking and whatever he's stuffing in his face. Imagine his metabolism is pretty shit right now with his eating schedule, his drinking, and staying up late and not getting the right sleep.

He's quite the sight. Thankfully he takes vitamins!
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
His face is gradually getting puffier. Most likely from his drinking and whatever he's stuffing in his face. Imagine his metabolism is pretty shit right now with his eating schedule, his drinking, and staying up late and not getting the right sleep.

He's quite the sight. Thankfully he takes vitamins!
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I remember reading somewhere that multivitamins spend more on dissolving them than the potential benefit from them. Maybe I'm stroking out, but I remember someone in authority telling me vitamins are pills to shut you up, not help you.

Bonus edit: 15 years of microwave tendies and take out, plus drinking. What metabolism?
 
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My understanding is there's no real evidence vitamins in pill form get absorbed in the same way or as effectively than from food.

Also why should he lose weight? He has a house, a wife, a son, and a lucrative career where he has total freedom except he's bankrupt and has to dance for paypigs all day. Why should he improve? What else is there to strive for? Surely Kat won't mind him just fucking decaying into his couch arghghg okay I'm done
 
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Iamfrigide said:
I remember reading somewhere that multivitamins spend more on dissolving them than the potential benefit from them. Maybe I'm stroking out, but I remember someone in authority telling me vitamins are pills to shut you up, not help you.

Bonus edit: 15 years of microwave tendies and take out, plus drinking. What metabolism?
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I think Vitamin C doesn't stay long in your body. There should be pills that keeps the vitamin in your system for longer. But simply relying on pills is a bad, bad move.
 
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Balr0g said:
I think Vitamin C doesn't stay long in your body. There should be pills that keeps the vitamin in your system for longer. But simply relying on pills is a bad, bad move.
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Tell that to the hundreds of thousands of people that rely on pills just to keep their organs just ever so slightly above failing. Though that's a juggling act, pills have so many fucking interactions with each other that reduce efficacy or flat out turn the pill toxic in your bloodstream. I forget what the pharmacist handbook is called, but look at the fucking size of it, it gives you a new perspective on how much a pharmacist needs to know about every fucking pill in his pharmacy.

Though that's never stopped me from trying to tear her head off when she fucks up.
 
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In any case, like every supplement the vitamin pills won't help you if you live a shitty life, it's not a "shortcut" and it won't solve your problems. You can drink as many multivitamin and zinc and vitamin D supplements as you want but if the only exercise and sunshine you get weekly is during one day where you carry a gallon of milk in one of your hands for 10 minutes you'll still be sickly and pale as a ghost.
 
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big fuck you cherry juice
 

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