Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[SBG]

Imagine thinking June has true opinions. Her only opinion is: "Hey cool kids! I like what you like and hate what you hate! Let me sit at your table!"

Pretty much, but it still gets guided by what she thinks is the "cool kids".

 

[areanvs]

I pay attention to politics all day and I mostly get enjoyment out of it. Maybe I'm just clown-pilled or some shit, but is Shoe actually this stressed as a result of following politics, or is this just some sort of cover for personal issues causing stress? Because holy shit.

Probably the latter. She's evidently pretty miserable as a person, probably because she spends all day online on twitter instead of going outside. Her misery probably rubbed off on Preg, hence why he dumped her and this in turn made her even more miserable.

June really isn't in any position to be calling anyone else dumb for their political positions when her own positions have the depth and intelligence of your average 15 year old's despite her being nearly twice that age.

One should always keep in mind that June's current political positions are just the result of her taking an online political candidate test and getting matched to Bernie Sanders. She then went off the deep-end after her favourite candidate didn't win in a democratic elections and wound up a crypto-commie.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

So June's officially a fraud who whores out for viewership. Why does anyone who watched her in 2016 for cultural commentary still subscribe to her? She straight up says she hates them. Baby deprivation is driving her insane.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

You missed the part for the last couple of months where she's been actively denying being communist or marxist leaning and insisting she is a "soc-dem libertarian" and not a full socialist.

https://youtu.be/42DUA51FXOU?t=480

Eh well she literally calls herself a 'social libertarian' at 8:00, I'm pretty sure she meant 'libertarian socialist' because 'social libertarianism' doesn't describe her apparent economic philosophy at all and she was contrasting it with calling herself a 'socdem'.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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>Why isn't everyone as angry and as miserable as i am

She can't comprehend people choosing to be happy? Honestly really sad that she thinks this way. Get the hell off the Internet and get a life June, fucking hell.

Spoiler

 

[NoTimeToLose]

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Keep this in mind for the next time she tries to pretend she isn't a commie
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I'd imagine that the owner of this twitter account is the poster of these screencaps. But it helps out to have all this data on one nice twitter thread. here:

https://twitter.com/BasedAbbo/status/1313270110669373442

 

[MediocreMilt]

she shows that she has a "bisexual pride" flag hung up in her room. I thought the whole point of the gay pride flag was that it was all encompassing, hence the rainbow colour.

I mean, you'd also think that a 30 year old "bisexual woman" with multiple past relationships with men that are known in the public sphere would have at least one long-term relationship with another woman, so I'd say you're getting ahead of yourself by complaining about the flags.

 

[LizCurly89]

She really wanted to go off on SFO and throw him under the bus too.

She probably did, the only problem is SFO doesn't have the same recognition and vitriol built up like Lauren Southern, Milo, and Sargon do. All three are the subject of hours of Breadtube content "taking them down," so a public distancing from them would be welcomed and encouraged, while in regard to Dev, she knew she could loose potential centrists simps and lurkers who could contribute to her personal sock dem fund.

Just name one. Blaire White? Neither of them have mentioned each other in years, I believe. It's safe to say that friendship is dead.

Yup, probably. Blaire has also been putting out content which is sloppy and pandering even by her standards as of late, and Breadtube hates her as the face of Conservatroon youtube, so a reconciliation is probs never gonna happen. I suspect that an actual public fallimg out between the two is also highly unlikely as they seemed to be irl friends, so there is probably dirt from both sides which both parties would probably prefer to stay covered.

June strikes me as a "gets more edgy depending on present company" type person, so Im sure she's ran her mouth about tranny topics to Blaire.

She cannot handle the fact people don't care about politics as much as she does. She cannot comprehend people can be friends and have political disagreements, she's so focused on trying to "convert" her... friends.

Its funny because if you replace politics with religion, it would make her guilty of being identical to the obsessed zealots she used to make content on.

The whole "everything is political" is another post modern element of Breadtube which often gets unnoticed, but its a core tenet of their faith. Xanderhal, being the sperg he is, basically admitted this angle on Augie's stream, and he uses it to clout-chase...i mean "call out" large figures like keemstar, and accuse him of being a facist so he can get on his stream. It's basically the Vaush formula for quick e-noteriety.

Had Contra transitioned at that point? cause I remember Shoe using Him and He alot when referring to Nyk. Would sure suck if Shoe's perspective audience were to see that.

Hontra was in their gender queer stage at that point. He was friendly w/June, and may have just recently changed his pronouns. I think this was around the time where June and Greg had brunch with a bunch of internet leftists like Lindsay Ellis, Contra and co at VidCon, leading to Contrapoints' first cancelation by the outrage mob for having the audacity to consume food opposite to such a problematic duo.

Contrasimps know about the Shuwu and Blaire debate. It was a major turning point for Nyk to be so blatantly juxtaposed against his internet rival, and having measured up so poorly in the passing department, he still cites it as the motivating factor which spurned his transition. Shoe's shitty moderation was also blamed a bit, but mostly nyk blames blaire for his performance, he goes over it in his video on Aesthetics.

Blaire has a luxury penthouse in which she lives in rent free within Nyk's head. Shoe was collateral damage to Hontra during that debate, the focus has always been on Blaire for him.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

maybe late and slightly fruity, but "CharmingMan97" a minor britbong anti-sjw sperg is live streaming nowThe Shoe0nhead Leaks, a Dive into the Rabbithole


amazing, the guy still looks about 18 years old. All that backed up jism?




edit:feel free to embed properly, boomer at work.

 

[Rotollo]

Time for the Downward spiral boys

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313528687380377600

https://archive.is/wip/IEuMX

considering the discord leaks just happened I hope she makes a video contorting herself to still be pleasurable to her 12 centrist simps or just goes all in on hobo commie shit

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Time for the Downward spiral boys

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313528687380377600

https://archive.md/wip/IEuMX

Shoe0nHead is watching the farms confirmed. Good job announcing everything to the world instead of ignoring the shitposters, June.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Shoe0nHead is watching the farms confirmed. Good job announcing everything to the world instead of ignoring the shitposters, June.

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It's ironic as someone who has been as extremely online as her for over a decade, she doesn't seem to know not to feed the trolls

 

[Tasty Tatty]

"I want to keep my conservative friends and all, but they're just so DUMB."

What a delightful friend she is.

Jeez, what a cuntbag. And by the way, name me a conservative friend that she hasn't thrown under the bus. Just name one. Blaire White? Neither of them have mentioned each other in years, I believe. It's safe to say that friendship is dead.

She doesn't want to keep her conservative friends. She has none.

She doesn't want to LOSE her conservative paypigs.

She' s no different than Candace Owens, singing the tune that attracts Conservative money. Funny how both are doxxers and egirls.

 

[Lone MacReady]

I'm guessing she doesn't have any kids with all this free time.

 

[Hackallier]

I've never seen a woman getting dumped cause such a meltdown. Man dodged a bullet. I wonder how Shoe was behind the scenes in that relationship.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"I can't imagine living in 2020 and not moving to the left."

That's fighting for a high spot in my top 10 most insane things said this year.

 

[Rotollo]

I'm guessing she doesn't have any kids with all this free time.

We already have 1 eceleb demon child this year, we don't need another

She doesn't want to keep her conservative friends. She has none.

I don't even think she has leftist friends, just people she can network with to expand her grift. She's the mother harlot of political youtube
I honestly feel bad for anyone in breadtube that is too small for traction but big enough to pal around with her, because even political spergs don't deserve someone who would throw them for an extra dollar on patreon like this.

 

[Absolutego]

"I can't imagine living in 2020 and not moving to the left."

That's fighting for a high spot in my top 10 most insane things said this year.

I took that as concrete evidence she gets literally 100% of her news from Twitter. Even mainstream media outlets balked at least a little bit over the party's leftward excesses during the primary.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

We already have 1 eceleb demon child this year, we don't need another

If she's this fucking upset, I imagine she could become desperate enough to put out for some simp of hers and entrap him during her time of the month.

I feel sorry for whatever unlucky bastard ends up going down that path.

 

[Neko GF]

>Why isn't everyone as angry and miserable as I am.

Probably because most people have interests outside of politics and retarded twitter shit. A lot of people have also never been cucked in a failed LDR.