Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Because it doesn't make sense. Altar boys are a catholic thing. PPP was a protestant, but I don't remember which specific flavor of protestant.
He says he's not a protestant, not protesting the Catholic church. Don't know the specifics, but he frequently says that his church is trying to be like the church of the 1st century, so earlier than the protestants. Personal reading of the Bible plus works I think? Definitely know there is no hierarchy, so there probably isn't a need for altar boys because there is no priest to assist.
 
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He says he's not a protestant, not protesting the Catholic church. Don't know the specifics, but he frequently says that his church is trying to be like the church of the 1st century, so earlier than the protestants. Personal reading of the Bible plus works I think? Definitely know there is no hierarchy, so there probably isn't a need for altar boys because there is no priest to assist.
I'm not sure if it was here or a thread on /cow/ a while back, but I think PPP is / was involved with the Church of Christ.
 
I'm not sure if it was here or a thread on /cow/ a while back, but I think PPP is / was involved with the Church of Christ.
He says that he's nondenominational but I'm not sure what type of church he goes to. He's basically a Protestant if you're not splitting hairs.
 
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He says that he's nondenominational but I'm not sure what type of church he goes to. He's basically a Protestant if you're not splitting hairs.

Any Christian that isn't a Catholic is a Protestant. I think he's nondenominational due to technicality after Ethan Ralph's harassment got him kicked out of his preferred church
 
Any Christian that isn't a Catholic is a Protestant. I think he's nondenominational due to technicality after Ethan Ralph's harassment got him kicked out of his preferred church
Protestants were protesting the Catholic Church. They took the original framework of the Catholic Church, kept what they liked, and altered what they didn't. From what I gather, PPP's church ignores all that church history and tries to emulate the Christians of the 1st century - none of the hierarchy, none of the history, none of the elaborate ceremonies - just the Bible. So while Christian, not every non-Catholic is a Protestant.
 
We need to air out both cows for a bit (ppp & Ralph) they haven’t been groomed in a few months and probably need a veterinary checkup... can you guys chill the fuck out with the autism for a few days?
 
You're forgetting Orthodox. The three main branches of Christianity are Catholic (Universal), Protestant, and Orthodox.
PPP might be Orthodox. They're older than the Catholic church and haven't changed much over the millenia.
He's Church of Christ, which is a mainline Protestant group. He's definitely not Orthodox because he's not Slav or Eastern European.
 
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STOP PPP, YOURE GONNA KILL HIM!
 
With some research I may have found where he lives , not too many photos of that apartment though , next time I go to Toronto , peterboroughs an hour away , I’ll explore, but when I do it’s going to be a weekend and most likely a Sunday , I’m gonna scout the churches to see if he’s in one of them , don’t know which to pick though
based. Let's download.
 
With some research I may have found where he lives , not too many photos of that apartment though , next time I go to Toronto , peterboroughs an hour away , I’ll explore, but when I do it’s going to be a weekend and most likely a Sunday , I’m gonna scout the churches to see if he’s in one of them , don’t know which to pick though
There's only one church of christ in peterborough. So you're in for an easy time, if he still even attends. Peterborough church of christ is at 1139 Lansdowne St. No I don't know when they have their sermons.
 
There's only one church of christ in peterborough. So you're in for an easy time, if he still even attends. Peterborough church of christ is at 1139 Lansdowne St. No I don't know when they have their sermons.
Are church of Christ churches usually Best Buy back alley churches ?
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Are church of Christ churches usually Best Buy back alley churches ?
I guess i should've double checked it. Because three's another listing for the same church that mentioned it being permanently closed but I guess that's the more accurate one.

Edit: whats funny is its entirely possible that that church of christ closed because of ppps asshole. Church of Christs are an insanely conservative sect of Christianity so the idea that a pastors grand/son showed their asshole to the internet Could cause s closure.
 
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