Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert channelling his inner Ethan Ralph, Mundane Matt, and Suzy Lu again :
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1313587009563381766 (Archive)
 
my own personal conspiracy : moviebob is doomcock. You can hear the boston accent that bob uses in his voice. The voice changer shifts things a bit but doomcock's own voice sounds like bob enough or i'm just autistic.

But what if it was true?
Doomcock puts on a fat suit for Bob videos?

Also whenever Bob played against himself, he would just change the voice pitch in the video. He never has done a 2nd voice like Harvey or anything.

You really reaching here man.
 
The memology 101 video has more views than any of Bob's current video.
Hardly surprising. Robert's channel is dead and the only thing he's known for is being an angry retard who goes on rants about how everyone he doesn't like is evil subhumans, consooming capeshit, and now defending pedo bait.
 
Hardly surprising. Robert's channel is dead and the only thing he's known for is being an angry retard who goes on rants about how everyone he doesn't like is evil subhumans, consooming capeshit, and now defending pedo bait.
Not helping is that he just uploaded all his old Big Picture videos that everyone has seen years ago, without loading any new content to his channel until recently, meaning the algorithm is not going to favor him when he finally gets fired and has to try to build up the channel again.
 
Not helping is that he just uploaded all his old Big Picture videos that everyone has seen years ago, without loading any new content to his channel until recently, meaning the algorithm is not going to favor him when he finally gets fired and has to try to build up the channel again.

Ironically, the automation that he worships is likely to be the thing that finally buries him.

(Other than himself, I mean.)
 
Just amp his japanese movies discussions.
While I've never seen him do a review of anything really "high brow" beyond what could come up from reading the TvTropes article he has proven to know a bit more about japanese media. Mostly is still kids stuff, like Toku or Toku sentai and Toku Kaiju, which btw he has never really mentioned Anime that much that I remember and if he did it wasn't anything for adults or artsy, and even in Kaiju I haven't seen him mention the OG godzilla or the Hideaki Anno's Godzilla, which could be considered the adult, serious, ones.
I believe this is a combination of arrested development and as recent posts have implied... maybe yellow fever?
He has mentioned Annos Godzilla, called it one of the top ten movies of the decade because it was a masterpiece of Japanese cinema and not just because it was a smarter than average version of one of Bobs favorite franchises and the only modern Japanese film he watched.

You're never going to hear Bob review High Brow Japanese cinema because it just doesn't appeal to him. Stuff like Kurosawas films are too slow, too heavy on character interaction, and don't have a lot of obvious over the top action. If he had to review any of them it would be obviously cribbed from Wikipedia and show just how little he knows about film. All the stuff Bob likes are simple and easy to understand because they are meant to reach a wide-audience instead of just for adults. Ultraman using Kung-fu to kick a monster into a cardboard building or Godzilla blasting Rodan with fire breath isn't the hardest stuff in the world to understand. He takes fun, light hearted entertainment and tries to elevate it because he can't understand anything more complicated. Stuff like Sentai, Kaiju, and Toku, also have a variety of merchandise for sale like toys and figurines, so more stuff to consoom.

Which makes me question. Why China and not Japan or South Korea?
Which while still flawed, have the asian tradition of covering your mistakes with a pretty wallpaper, relatively far more restrictive than America, they're still far more successful and open-minded/tolerant than China as a whole.
Is almost like what he actually wants is the soft dictatorship aspect.
Yep he wants the Asian aesthetic combined with an elite ruling class who make all the decisions for the masses because they're too dumb to know whats good for them. Under a single-party rule China has built glittering skyscrapers in Shanghai that dazzle the world and built the worlds largest dam. Just don't go outside the city proper or ask about all those people who used to live where the Three Gorges reservoir is. Japan and South Korea still have those pesky things like "democracy for all", "human rights", and "constitutions" that get in the way of their superior futures.

Robert channelling his inner Ethan Ralph, Mundane Matt, and Suzy Lu again :
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1313587009563381766 (Archive)
He sounds so calm, almost polite in this Tweet but I know hes in his Basement going

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!

Lazy fuck can't even be bothered to do it himself. Larry Correia was right the guy wants to reap the rewards with none of the efforts.

Ironically, the automation that he worships is likely to be the thing that finally buries him.

(Other than himself, I mean.)
No THIS is going to be what buries him
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I hate it, I really hate it, when Fedoras misappropiates the Bible:
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Obviously, only the second quote is from the Bible. I don't know where Chris got the first quote (Google points me to letters to the Baltimore Sun but these aren't exact quotes), but it should be obvious that The Book of Genesis is describing a unique act of creation, not the mundane life-cycle of men. Once mankind is given the soul by God, he carries it with him through his progeny. There is no question that God personally attends each birth and bestows the soul every single time.

Like Bob, Chris is antagonistic to the doctor who treated Trump, just because he treated Trump:
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Contrary to this caricature and the Chipmans' wishful thinking, it seems Trump's medical team is doing a professional job.

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The usual Christofascist rant:
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Symbolic resonance malfunction:
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Someone someone "doesn't HAVE a desire to be loved"
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Maybe, maybe, the cure to Bobby's anger problem is as simple as a warm hearty hug, but the idea of actually hugging him is too horrifying to contemplate.

Breadtube. Bobby tries to suck up to NerdSkull like a pathetic lapdog:
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That's bizarrely against type. Bobby thinks Superior Future can wait until everyone (presumably excluding obsolete mayo ghouls and Christofascists) is comfortable. But then it is a mistake to think Bobby has principles. We are used to seeing Bobby's angry repartee and imagine that he never apologizes, but it is actually surprisingly easy to make him fold: just pretend you are born with more moral authority than he does (e.g. you are a BIPOC tranny), and he won't say a word against you.

Back to Nerdskull. The wonders doesn't stop there either:
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So Bobby admits everything bad is his "own making". Trump did not steal his Halloween, his summer, or his jetpack. He surrendered them himself.
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But then, without his sociopathic anger, his prose becomes even less comprehensible:
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A continuation, yes. But NOT of moving simply "to the right." For that to be case they'd have to also be (consistently) backing off social-radicalism as well, and instead it's - uneasily but also inextricably - a party pillar. *Biden* is at a debate going "ANTIFA is an idea" like he's the f***ing V For Vendetta guy instead of doing "Sister Soujah Moment."

Meanwhile, it's the radical-RIGHT who are growing more open to "socialism" at the base, just... y'know, more of a "national" kind.

We're in a new paradigm, I believe. One that isnt fully visible or tactile yet because it doesn't have a full shape to take. But the old alignments are breaking down as we evolve toward an era where automation and globalization jointly blow up the prior models of class power. Look at all these conjunctions of power that don't seem to make sense now: Trump, grotesque NYC fauxligarch as champion of a "populist" white-supremacist blue-collar isolationist death cult. AOC, plucky socialist *and* venture-capital prodigy nurtured by Sunrise Institute backing the Green New Deal - itself a VITALLY necessary industry-nationalization project but ALSO the brainchild of dozens of bleeding-edge VC sci-tech outfits poised to be a sea-change wealth expander for whoever is tapped to manage the massive component operations.

Capitalism? Socialism? East vs West? This or that "school?" Countries? My sense is in a decade or less we might as well be talking about the War of The Roses with this shit - that we're already one foot over the line into a whole new thing. It's like... I see people left, right, whatever here and in China all fired up because they think the U.S. and Beijing are going to do WWIII; but I'm feeling more like it's Amazon/Google/Disney have been "at war" with Tencent/Alibaba for almost a decade. And MOST of us don't yet understand we're all conscripts living in what used to be nations that are now part of those two virtual superpowers.

Once you get past the dystopia, it's actually kind of exciting [smiling in tears emoji].

...that became a bit of a tangent, sorry. I'm waiting on footage to render.

My point is, the Democrats - even the "socialists" - becoming more 'comfortably corporate' and cosmopolitan isn't in my view an issue at this point because their not really acquiescing to anything.other than the fact that what we called "corporatism" or "neoliberal capitalism" at one point barely needs an name now because it's basically "the socio-political oxygen." You don't gotta LIKE it, but its what your circulatory system breaths. And where I think we might be at the start of NOW is the point where "The Democrats" arent so much a left or center party but the "every politician whose a sane, evolved 21st century human" party; while the GOP has become the "stagnant regressive ghouls" party. the catch-bin for all the backwards ideas and toxic traits modernity is purging from its system to move forward. And as it does, eventually "The Dems" will break up into new "sides" again.

Or maybe we'll find something better than Democracy, who knows?

(I'm done now)

It looks like some kind of global technofuture rant, or maybe we are reading the first draft of Beckett's monolog for Lucky. Whatever it is, NerdSkull did not comment on it.
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It may be a global technofuture screed, or may be first draft of Beckett's monolog for Lucky. Whatever it is, NerdSkull did not comment on it.

Unlike NerdSkull, Peter Coffin continues to disappoint:
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"Fox newsbunnies"
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Forget successful women with a career (and who are not held bidden to the Superior vision of men like Bob); let's turn to Bobby's Angels:
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Kissing up to Lukey while missing his point completely:
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Chaser Chu is bracing himself for the possibility of Trump's recovery. But of course Trump is still worse than Hitler: he probably sacrified a few million BIPOC trannies in exchange of a few years of his own life:
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(Kiwi Farms is acting up. I'll post what I gathered so far right now and make another post when I dig up some more.)
 
Which makes me question. Why China and not Japan or South Korea?

Japan is for weebs and South Korea is for the K-Pop stans. Robert is too cool to be in those groups.

Also China is the Orange man bad's target, so naturally, he is pro-China. Also Naomi Wu, who is very pro-China even though she bitches about not being able to come out as a lesbian because of CCP, gave Robert a like and a follow, so now he dies for Mao.

To be fair, Robert loves to sperg about godzilla and older tokusatsu Japanese crap, which is the hipster version of being a weeb.

And to be honest, I have more respect for the out and proud weebs with their dolls more than these retards pretending to love boring ass 70's tokusatsu shit.
My guess is that China contributes to Bob's consoomerism, which is ironic since the country that Hollywood kowtows to is the one responsible for the film industry taking a nose dive this year.

I hate it, I really hate it, when Fedoras misappropiates the Bible:
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EjqDqkWXkAEnDlx.jpg

Obviously, only the second quote is from the Bible. I don't know where Chris got the first quote (Google points me to letters to the Baltimore Sun but these aren't exact quotes), but it should be obvious that The Book of Genesis is describing a unique act of creation, not the mundane life-cycle of men. Once mankind is given the soul by God, he carries it with him through his progeny. There is no question that God personally attends each birth and bestows the soul every single time.
I, too, can post Bible quotes that would reinforce my views on this subject.

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you"
 
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Like Bob, Chris is antagonistic to the doctor who treated Trump, just because he treated Trump:
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Contrary to this caricature and the Chipmans' wishful thinking, it seems Trump's medical team is doing a professional job.
Yes, Chris. We should listen to your medical opinion--as a man who would make an ass of himself online for a few Patreon bucks--over that of a professional who likely spent the better part of a decade to earn his Doctor of Medicine to say nothing of his years of experience. We all bow to your superior wisdom.

The usual Christofascist rant:
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Jesus F'n Christ! Bob sounds more and more like an unhinged conspiracy theorist.
 
Nutter leftist are angry about the Jacobin article that says it is wrong to harass wrongthinkers out of their jobs. But even among the host of retarded replies, Bobby's still stands out:
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"Become the bosses". You go first Bobby!

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Translation of last sentence: BREADTUBE HATES ME!!!!! BAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

People told him in no uncertain terms that Yes, we hate those "intellectual creative classes" you lionized. i.e. we hate you. Now the gloves are off!
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The "lunchpail n' hardhat white rust belt daddy figure" is respected because he did things and improved lives; the "intellectual and creative class", not so much.

Bobby gets harassed again!
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Not being afraid of the virus, not letting the virus dominate you, is going to kill you.
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Trump said a lot of pants-shittingly retarded things about the coof, but this speech is not one of these.
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It is okay to vote for wrong reasons, as long as you're voting for the right person:
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"Raw emotions". Bobby is a volcano of raw emotions. If raw emotions counted as votes Hillary Rodham would have won a million times over.

Two-account tango:
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I don't know if Rittenhouse is a Republican but there is zero doubt that his gun saved his life.
 
Replies to bobs tweets about tulsi gabbard are saying she's showing signs of "red-brownism" . If you don't what they're talking about , I'll tell you now. They're implying that Tulsi Gabbard is a nazbol, or "national bolshievic" believer , someone culturally far right but economically far left. Nazi communists. As clownworld as this shit gets, this is the peak. A US politician being stated as a fucking nazbol.
 
The memology 101 video has more views than any of Bob's current videos.

Hardly surprising. Robert's channel is dead and the only thing he's known for is being an angry retard who goes on rants about how everyone he doesn't like is evil subhumans, consooming capeshit, and now defending pedo bait.
You guys got me curious so I decided to do an experiment.

Oh and we're going to make this apples to apples. We are going to compare Bob's videos, against the EFAP episodes which featured them. (you'll see) First will be Bob, then will be EFAP. In no particular order...

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Ok a close contest. Bob is starting off strong...

Winner: EFAP

Uh oh... Bob gets a double hit here...
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DAMN! Even with the double dip, both videos added together STILL can't stop the stream.

Winner: EFAP

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Ouch! talk about a blow out.

Winner: EFAP.

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Still not coming back, Bob.

Winner: EFAP.

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Dang, Bob's next best shot and he STILL can't top them.

Winner: EFAP

All 5 rounds go to EFAP!

Meaning Bob is a draw for the views - for people to make fun of.

Also i believe there was some speculation earlier... this may answer some questions.
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You're never going to hear Bob review High Brow Japanese cinema because it just doesn't appeal to him. Stuff like Kurosawas films are too slow, too heavy on character interaction, and don't have a lot of obvious over the top action.
Has Bob ever released his top 10 films?
Because I believe anyone in this site has a better top 10 than Bob, even if it's entirely made out of Hollywood drivel, it'll be better on the virtue of not trying to pretend King of Monsters belongs to the Criterion Collection. And talking about Criterion, isn't their whole purpose to bring High Brow and or Obscure films to the consoomer's table.
Someone would expect Bob to have almost all the collection.
My guess is that China contributes to Bob's consoomerism, which is ironic since the country that Hollywood kowtows to is the one responsible for the film industry taking a nose dive this year.
Which is hilarious, since deep weeb culture is absolutely based in consumerism of merch.
But since shit is so expensive it would force Bob to find an actual job.
 
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