Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[fruitdaloop]

Not having a Dad definitely contributed to the self-esteem issues. And it doesn't sound like he was a particularly talented kid. But he's white, 6' tall, pretty decent looking, etc. He has something going for him. There's no way he wasn't/isn't getting attention from hotter girls. Without makeup, Jess looks like a post-op Eugene Levy.

Well I still think she'd make a lot more money posting a link to an onlyfans page than her stupid merch I had no idea about till now.

Given the average age of RT fans.... no that's not happening. Well not happening if anybody over there has a brain.

...

So he should be back in a few months. Get ready ladies!

What even does "getting help" entail in this situation?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What even does "getting help" entail in this situation?

A really good divorce lawyer

 

[gay cowboy]

Her tits don't look too bad tho tbh

Well I still think she'd make a lot more money posting a link to an onlyfans page than her stupid merch I had no idea about till now.

Brother you can jerk off to his wife in private, you don't need to defend yourself to us or constantly post about how hot you think the RT girls/wives are.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Brother you can jerk off to his wife in private, you don't need to defend yourself to us or constantly post about how hot you think the RT girls/wives are.

Well, apparently they arent all that hot if everyone is clamoring to fuck the fanbase.

 

[fruitdaloop]

Brother you can jerk off to his wife in private, you don't need to defend yourself to us or constantly post about how hot you think the RT girls/wives are.

I never said she was hot, I just said she was passable...when I'm drunk...really drunk. And only like a couple of them are good looking.

Also saying she'd make more money with an onlyfans than selling crappy t-shirts isn't saying she's hot, I'm just giving her good business advice.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I get having a good body and being proud of it. But this level of shirtlessness/attention-whoring just makes me feel weird...

I followed him for like 2 weeks and he literally had a shirtless pic everyday. My work buddy thkm

I don't know how any of you can even consider this. How the fuck would Ryan be able to pull someone as hot as Meg anyway? Well I mean I guess Gavin looks like a fucking gnome so maybe she has bad taste in men, but I just always assumed Ryan was gay best friend level at best.

Meg's a butter face she has the most unpleasant looking nose and eyes I've seen on a woman

 

[JoyQ]

I never said she was hot, I just said she was passable...when I'm drunk...really drunk. And only like a couple of them are good looking.

Also saying she'd make more money with an onlyfans than selling crappy t-shirts isn't saying she's hot, I'm just giving her good business advice.

You joined today to sperg out in this thread. What’s your deal?

 

[gay cowboy]

I never said she was hot, I just said she was passable...when I'm drunk...really drunk. And only like a couple of them are good looking.

you don't need to defend yourself to us

Regardless of how hot you believe they are/are not, Ryan was married to one of these women and if he was so put off by the way she looked, divorce was always an option rather than cheating with fans and ethots.

Might I also suggest, instead of posting again immediately after you've posted, clicking the edit button on your first post and adding to it.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

I never said she was hot, I just said she was passable...when I'm drunk...really drunk. And only like a couple of them are good looking.

Also saying she'd make more money with an onlyfans than selling crappy t-shirts isn't saying she's hot, I'm just giving her good business advice.

Dog quit sperging so much. No one gives a shit if you would fuck her or not. I thought I was posting too much early but jesus christ man you're taking the whole aspie cake.

 

[DukeMorty]

Ok who ever thinks Meg is a butter face is gay, a virgin, or an angry incel. Meg is like a 7 or 8 with the right makeup. But besides that I dont care for her. Ironically, this is a daughter and father cosplay with Ryan. I have a big feeling they fucked at least once or a dozen times. Maybe Gavin is a cuck who knows.

 

[Garm]

Ryan Heywood - Cheats with sus age gap, apologizes, promises to be better but says did nothing illegal - Scum of the earth, burn him, victory laps all around etc.

Vic - Cheats with sus age gap, apologizes, promises to be better but never meant to harm, also dumb-sues for 5 million - Alpha Chad Honest Christian Mega Alpha Man that cant harm a fly

Interesting difference in energies on a site that's not pro or anti anything.

Vic had done bad stuff, just not as egregious as Ryan. Vic was also a "Me too" allegation while Ryan got catfished. Vic had less of a choice in the whole thing.

Jack has been in a diabetic coma ever since Trump did the thing to trigger the dems, or some gay shit.

Has it gotten worse? I stopped watching RT content last year.

Fiona hosted two segments earlier this year that showcased dirty tweets Ryan was getting from his thirsty fans. Some dated back to 2014 and 2015. Did she never consider that he might have been sending some inappropriate messages of his own? And now she wants to be the one to expose her co-workers? She had her chance and all she did was laugh.

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Probably not. The more we find out about these people, the more it is confirmed they lack any sel awareness.

The real question here is how much is Vic Mignogna going to shit on RT for this?

He won't. It isn't his nature. He can probably appreciate the hell that Ryan and Adam is going through, having all your dirty laundry dragged out for malicious people to wave around.

Don't get me wrong, Adam and Ryan did terrible things, but the Kiwi Farmers are going to document every single thing that stems from this. There won't be privacy anymore. Every tweet will be dissected, discussed and theorized about.

The age of consent in Washington is 16, not 18. Anything he may have done with a 17 year old consensually and in person in Washington would have been legal. (Assuming he didn't do the aforementioned 'cross state lines to go somewhere where it's legal')

Anyway, since Ryan accepted his licks and apologized on twitter, this means he only needs to 'get help' and RT will welcome him back with open arms, right?

I think that was more a Monica and Ron thing. That if Vic "behaved" according to their standards, they would help him get back into the industry. Them being the sadistic power hungry fucks they are, it would never be enough.

RT probably won't be around for Ryan to come back to even if they could put a deal in place. It's not like he could go to conventions or anything.

 

[ZarathianJones]

Well, apparently they arent all that hot if everyone is clamoring to fuck the fanbase.

Somewhere in the world right now, there's some guy who's sick and tired of fucking Scarlett Johansson. That's just the realities of relationships in today. You get bored. Not that this is the time or place to discuss it.

Honestly I think this discussion is getting off the rails. The only interesting things that are coming out of this are:

Did Adam or Ryan commit any crimes
What are the consequences for Funhaus/Rooster Teeth
Does any of this relate back to Bruce/Lawrence's departure last year

 

[fruitdaloop]

You joined today to sperg out in this thread. What’s your deal?

Just wanted to know what was going on like everyone else lol. Fell down a rabbit hole.

Somewhere in the world right now, there's some guy who's sick and tired of fucking Scarlett Johansson. That's just the realities of relationships in today. You get bored. Not that this is the time or place to discuss it.

Honestly I think this discussion is getting off the rails. The only interesting things that are coming out of this are:

Did Adam or Ryan commit any crimes
What are the consequences for Funhaus/Rooster Teeth
Does any of this relate back to Bruce/Lawrence's departure last year

1. No conclusive evidence yet
2. Probably expulsion of the offenders and possibly a pause on all Funhaus videos till they can figure out how to move forward in the least awkward way possible
3) According to Raul, that a high possibility

 

[Dumb beast]

Did Adam or Ryan commit any crimes
What are the consequences for Funhaus/Rooster Teeth
Does any of this relate back to Bruce/Lawrence's departure last year

Do you guys remember when Funhaus was just the boys playing, and Rooster Teeth was just Red vs Blue?

 

[helligoland]

Do you guys remember when Funhaus was just the boys playing, and Rooster Teeth was just Red vs Blue?

The time periods of RT and FH syncing up like thatwas very very short

 

[Korpon]

Do you guys remember when Funhaus was just the boys playing, and Rooster Teeth was just Red vs Blue?

sips Yup, those sure were the good old days, they don't make em like that used to.

(but seriously I feel like a straight boomer remembering watching all the early seasons of RvB in shit resolution with bad internet, really do miss those days)

 

[AStupidMonkey]

The MENSA chapter meeting that is /r/roosterteeth seems to have taken the stance that Adam & Ryan are victims because their nudes are being passed around without their consent, which is so cringe and epic fail! I can understand having some empathy for the neanderthals, but is the cognitive dissonance so great that they feel no need to hold their idols accountable for sending identifiable nudes to parties with questionable intentions and integrity?

I'm just holding my breath 'til I see some pink-haired 18-year-old defending them in the name of anti-slut shaming or some shit.

Funny they don't mention Adam's wife being a victim. Of Adam. Sending amateur porn of her to people she's never met.

Remember when Discord had to pretend it wasn't run by a bunch of pedo furfags? Yeah. Same energy.

lol, Adam's wife Jess has turned off comments on her instagram

Speaking of Adam's wife. Still "enjoying the show" hun?

https://twitter.com/RyanTheTwit/status/1313598106081132547
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Ryan Haywood has left RoosterTeeth. I have no idea if this is his way of admitting things or not, but this sure as fuck doesn't look vindicating for him.

BuT gUyS! ThIs Is JuSt FaKe AcCoUnTs AnD tRoLlS fRoM 4-cHaN!!!

And from fionas discord I assume?
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Dear Fiona: Michael Jones raped and killed a girl in 1990.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

(but seriously I feel like a straight boomer remembering watching all the early seasons of RvB in shit resolution with bad internet, really do miss those days)

Yeah, we used to watch them at lan parties while drinking bawls...I feel crazy old.

 

[narddog123]

Dear Fiona: Michael Jones raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Wouldnt that have made him 5 years old or less?

 

[madethistocomment]

Dear Fiona: Michael Jones raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Man, a rape and murder at three years old? I'm both horrified and impressed.