🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Yeah, if you look at the earnings data, at the end of the month, Dlive dishes out a few payments for "referral bonus". I'm guessing that's from the hosting thing he does. Dlive probably tracks who is watching through his hosting and gives him a bonus based on that.

Yep, he throws 200-300 lemons at her, probably as payment for the TikTok garbage she does. I've never seen him throw lemons at other thots (doesn't mean he hasn't of course), but looking through who he follows, this chick stands out: https://dlive.tv/Jen_See I'm sure it's just because he likes her CoD gameplay.
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Not to worry! If she has worked for 6 years that means shes 24 and way too old for Ralph.
She was well recivied? 400 chat messages about how shes a whore and should go back to the kitchen or should show her feet/titts is well received?
Is he grooming her to replace Faith? Is the rumours true has faith finally gone home?
 
I dont think anyone can live through that horror of a stream, even the restreams i think most people are there to talk to each other. There is nothing inherently fun anymore with the killstream, Ralph just give us some sweet nectar, it has been dry for a while
That gripping, huh. Well, I'll be back again tonight, for what it's worth.
So for us none freedom landers can any burgers give an estimated cost of a birth with no complications?

Also as Faith is 18 is she still on her family’s insurance plan or has her dad removed her?
Uninsured, I've been hearing somewhere in the realm of 10k. Don't quote me on that, though.
Going by the itunes description you didn’t miss much. Something about Trump, something about Keem fucking H3H3’s wife, something about John McAfee getting arrested (How has that only just now happened considering all the fucking felonies he’s admitted to on that boat?), and something about someone named Ashton.
Must be Ashton Birdie, the e-thot Ralph was slobbering over the other night. To her credit, she handed herself well.
Ohhhh nooooo. Ralph & women do not mix. He's gonna be drooling over her the whole time. I might need the jaws of life tonight.
He's doing a show about Vaush, Pillstream 3.0 let's gooooo:

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Shoe leaks, hmm? I wonder where on earth he'll take the screencaps from.
 
Why on earth would you do this? She's incredibly erratic, the guy viewers think she's a whore, and he won't be able to not simp for her. Does he not understand how significant other's see that? Why would you want your pregnant girlfriend to be self-conscious and jealous? As if dealing with the Jess and Pey lust isn't enough, now add Easy Ashton? This will end so poorly.
 
Why on earth would you do this? She's incredibly erratic, the guy viewers think she's a whore, and he won't be able to not simp for her. Does he not understand how significant other's see that? Why would you want your pregnant girlfriend to be self-conscious and jealous? As if dealing with the Jess and Pey lust isn't enough, now add Easy Ashton? This will end so poorly.
Worst part is shes right to be worried and jelous.
Birdie is the woman who was dating alaska right? Which means she might stoop low enough to fuck the gunt and Ralph is definitely enough of a pig to cheat on his pregnant gf and call it a chad move. Remember he was proud of fucking ade cause Nora had a crush on ade.
 
Why on earth would you do this? She's incredibly erratic, the guy viewers think she's a whore, and he won't be able to not simp for her. Does he not understand how significant other's see that? Why would you want your pregnant girlfriend to be self-conscious and jealous? As if dealing with the Jess and Pey lust isn't enough, now add Easy Ashton? This will end so poorly.
Because he's spiting her for cheating on him. She has a phone now and we haven't heard any recent spite from halfwaycrook so it wouldn't surprise me if she's hiding in the bathroom with the shower on, on the phone to him while Ralph can't check on her because he's streaming
 
wtf is this reasoning? its not trolls yelling about him about ashton or complaining about ashton, why do all these faggots cry when their fans complain then come to the conclusion that going against their own fans will help the trudge through? i guess hes somewhat correct since he doesnt even really have fans and relies on bots to trick his dumb friends to pay him for "exposure"
>got his entire start off "fuck women" during GG
>constantly shits on women in ways he wouldn't shit on a man, to this day
>is surprised when his audience hates women


It'll be funny when his daughter looks through dad's old shows and finds out he hates her for being black AND a woman.
 
Worst part is shes right to be worried and jelous.
Birdie is the woman who was dating alaska right? Which means she might stoop low enough to fuck the gunt and Ralph is definitely enough of a pig to cheat on his pregnant gf and call it a chad move. Remember he was proud of fucking ade cause Nora had a crush on ade.
I mean, there are rumors that she basically made the rounds of the right - Baked and PJW are at least confirmed
 
Has there been a single night where your streamsnipping him and he isn´t 5+ minutes late?
Like seriously @theralph you set the times for your own gay show.
>got his entire start off "fuck women" during GG
>constantly shits on women in ways he wouldn't shit on a man, to this day
>is surprised when his audience hates women


It'll be funny when his daughter looks through dad's old shows and finds out he hates her for being black AND a woman.
Everytime he has a hot woman on i get second hand embarrassment of how much he slobbers on them. Its like fucking highschool all over again, shes not gonna fuck you just cause you simp to her or when he ask "HOW BIG IS YOUR CUP SIZE/how big are your breasts!!"
 
Has there been a single night where your streamsnipping him and he isn´t 5+ minutes late?
Like seriously @theralph you set the times for your own gay show.

Everytime he has a hot woman on i get second hand embarrassment of how much he slobbers on them. Its like fucking highschool all over again, shes not gonna fuck you just cause you simp to her or when he ask "HOW BIG IS YOUR CUP SIZE/how big are your breasts!!"
Ralph always has the biggest tits around anyway. They are probably 2 sacks of gunt at this point.
 
She'll give birth to a completely inhuman creature comprised entirely of a wrinkled, scrotum-like 10 pound gunt with no other features or limbs.
That is what is know as a Gunt node. You must destroy these where you find them because when left unchecked, in the dark corners of the Earth, they will unite to enusre the guntsumption of the world.
 
Ngl Ralph's streams are pretty comfy, laid back, just watching a drunk dude give his takes and have some fun. It's also great because he has so little viewers right now so he's more authentic and interacts with the chat. He's not afraid to laugh at himself, has an alright taste in music, and an bunch of pretty average rightwing takes. You also get to hang out with some of the coolest friends on the internet, Andy and Gator. Fun sweet guys who are retarded so it's funny.

Maybe this is how the Gunt will continue during his current views trough. I'm just waiting for something to happen, so like 50 more pages and it'll be actually juicy shit, not this lame attacking his small errors and drunkenness. (although that is fun sometimes)
 
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Ngl Ralph's streams are pretty comfy, laid back, just watching a drunk dude give his takes and have some fun. It's also great because he has so little viewers right now so he's more authentic and interacts with the chat. He's not afraid to laugh at himself, has an alright taste in music, and an bunch of pretty average rightwing takes. You also get to hang out with some of the coolest friends on the internet, Andy and Gator. Fun sweet guys who are retarded so it's funny.

Maybe this is how the Gunt will continue during his current views trough. I'm just waiting for something to happen, so like 50 more pages and it'll be actually juicy shit, not this lame attacking his small errors and drunkenness. (although that is fun sometimes)
lol hes already talking about the kid costing him child support and is getting more and more high on stream, he cant even open his piggy eyes, these arent small errors this is fundamentally failing as a human being. this ends when ralph and his shitty streams are psychologically broken
 
lol hes already talking about the kid costing him child support and is getting more and more high on stream, he cant even open his piggy eyes, these arent small errors this is fundamentally failing as a human being. this ends when ralph and his shitty streams are psychologically broken
How is he complaining about "child support"? They are still together, right? That's called expenses for your child dipshit.
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/6/20 – THOToberfest
  • [Bojack intro]
  • “Let’s goooooo ladies & gentlemen it’s the Killlllllstreeeeam"
  • [guitar intro]
  • “WARSKI'S IN THE CHAT TO DEFEND PORTUGAL,” I guess Ashton insulted Andy’s shithole country of origin
  • Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Simpstream, I am your host BOLDYSIMPY, the owner & the artist-in-chief of some fucking pufferfish idk
  • Ralph was having a shitty day but not shitty but kinda shitty but now he’s okay I guess
  • Shilling the shirts
  • Stream Elements isn’t working tonight. IS IT ANOTHER DDOS?
  • Gator is here & very chipper, he was streaming with Warski until 7 AM & slept all day
  • Russiagate declassified
  • Oh fuck me E Michael Jones is coming back on soon. Boy oh boy if there’s one thing I love listening to it’s a senile Holocaust-denying grandpa
  • Ashton Birdie was on last night & I missed it. Oh. . .darn. No jaws of life tonight.
  • “Women are always trouble" yes thank you Gator for this completely predictable response
  • “Ash[ton] Wednesdays" is pretty funny though, thank you Gator
  • Ralph isn’t baked he’s just happy
  • Keem fucked Ethan Klein's wife so hard Klein trooned out
  • Eddie Van Halen died today :(
  • People superchatting Scripture verses to own da haydurs
  • Ralph is slurring a lot
  • We have to watch Michelle Obama to get back on Spotify
  • If you are an AyyLawg be sure to donatreon to Ralph’s Patreon so you know why you hate Ralph. It is cheap as chips
  • We apparently missed Ashton dissing Portugal last night; Warski had a meltdown over it & is still shitter-shattered in chat. He is not taking Ashton being a semi-permanent KS fixture well.
  • Trump getting coof’d was an op by the lamestream media. GAY OPS, THE PRESIDENT WAS PURPOSELY INFECTED BY WHITE HOUSE JOURNALISTS
  • Facebook bans QAnon for being retarded Boomers
  • Someone calls in to challenge Gaydur's Gay Coof Ops theory
  • The caller is larping as a wigger, I hate my life
  • Ralph & Gator take turns shitting on caller; caller eventually leaves. Ralph is very drunk.
  • A cringey video “defending(?)” Joe Rogan?
  • There was a naughty comment on Twitter I didn’t see that Ralph has to edit out.
  • Warski is on, still salty on about Ashton
  • Gator & Warski are bonding over vidya, awwwww
  • Ralph mumbles a child support joke I didn’t quite catch
  • Trump drugged up & manic-tweeting
  • LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS TALK ABOUT SHOEONHEAD
  • Ralph & co. talk shit about Shoe hitching her wagon to Gamergate to grift with no irony of self-awareness whatsoever
  • Shoutout to the lemon party in the chat × 6
  • Gator steals a “a little anti-Semitic, huh Shoe?” joke from KF & does it in his pitch-perfect "mocking Jim" voice to boot.
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  • Three perfect specimens of masculinity rag on Shoe's appearance
  • Tentative guest roster
  • Gator’s out
  • Dark Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • Fake Russian guy is on
  • Ralph calls Shoe “long in the tooth" & says she’s aged out of Ralph’s tastes. Fucking gross.
  • Will you look at the time, it’s Warski Bitching About Black People o'clock
  • If black people are so mad, WHY DON’T THEY JUST BUILD A TIME MACHINE? Warski is fucking retarded.
  • Regular Butters you’re on the Killstream
  • Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut (not alloneword)
  • Smash or pass Gamergate Boxxxy
  • Hate crime hoaxes
  • Mr. Bill comes on to sperg about Baldur’s Gate
  • Warski, who is totally above drama, got into a slapfight with Baked Alaska & is shitting on him tonight
  • Mr. Bill dedicates a Ninjaghini to da haydurs
  • Ralph maintains he is going to do a gender reveal on the Killstream
  • BUY MY SHIRTS
  • Netflix indictment
  • Reading news articles
  • Tucker clip
  • COVID is fake, but it’s real, but it’s fake, but it’s real
  • Warski is defending juice to own BLM. I am confusion.
  • One last caller
  • One Step Too Far shitting on Ashton. Ralph won’t like that. . .if he was paying attention.
  • Vaush CP allegations
  • Ralph might blog about it on theralphretort.com
  • @Sam Losco & @Burger Fox: we gotta start at 8:30 PM EST tomorrow because VP debate.
  • [my shit fucking dies]
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • [2nd outro – “Runnin' With The Devil” by Van Halen]
 
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