🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

I remember a while ago looking through his earnings on Dlive, you can see the income and donations. I scrolled through it for a long time and the only donations I saw Ralph give out were a few dollars thrown at the killstream thot and some other cam girl / whore he was obsessed with who streamed on Dlive at the time.

i found a bit more hefty ones thrown at the british nats he was on and warski but beyond that not much, ralph really is just the drug addict you know asking for money except hes filming it and trying to pass off his two viewers and begging his friends as a successful unaborted stream

 

[Cornelius Cornpopski]

Since I got me some programming socks and made an acc here I find it necessary to give thanks to the MVP of this thread BOLDYSPICY!.
Thank you for your service, your sacrificed your time, energy, mental health and bowels so we can live PTSD free.

Second thank you goes to the snipers in the field. While I don't watch you since Boldy Points are informative enough for me I do appreciate your "suffer silently, silently suffer" way of warfare.
So thank you for your service, while you suffer in the good fight I sleep like a baby.

Bringing it back to Ralph, my nightmare is that the gunt will eat the child bride and give birth to the gunt that mounts the world. Many a night I have lost sleep figuring how to survive that possible future. So far nothing I came up with will help survives the guntalypse.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

WHERE IS CLEO, ETHAN?
WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HER IN MONTHS?
DO NOT LET HIM SWEEP THIS UP! DO NOT FORGET!
WE DEMAND ANSWERS
#JusticeForCleo #FriendsNotFood

 

[TheSimpShow]

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Imagine bragging about being a talk show host and having the biggest show and debate youve had in a long while. Then imagine getting blown out in views by a 4D Metokur shit post where even daddy gives it a 10/10

Then imagine this being your dad.

Look, let's be real here, Gunt had himself emancipated from Daddy Jim, and now he has Dad Herrera to look up too.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I will say he is still on some sort of drugs, but in terms of mental illness i think he might be. This is how i view it, i think he had underlying mental issues and never sort help for them since they weren't apparent or even that bad and then when he started to hang around Ralph and he started doing drugs and drinking more that is where those issues started to manifest.

That is my view on it anyway, and yeah you're right he did have some funny materials and came up with some good ideas or shows. now it is just MundaneMatt stream bonaza, nothing funny about it except watching Matts old streams and going "look he did this hahaha so funny and so stupid" i get Matt screwed up in 2018 but come on that train has long since left the station, he needs to think of better material. Which is why when i was watching the streams on Tandoori and Flan channel on youtube i was actually surprised because i saw him in his old streams and it seemed surreal, i honestly thought it was like looking into another dimension. he has changed so much and not for the better, in that stream i posted he talked about how he was going to put the super chat donations into making his streams better, getting a website etc etc. Now he does none of that.

Note: Kids, old people, young people, just people on here in general. Don't let your lives be affected by anyone or any substances, all of you can be capable of something you just have to find what it is. Just because you hit rock bottom it does not mean the end, trust me i know from personal experience. I would rather see people succeed in their lives then them failing.
(okay enough something something on this)

As much as i want Andy and Ralph to screw up so i can get some nectar, if they were to go and improve their lives, and get IRL jobs and get off the internet, i would not be upset in fact i would be happy for them. As long as they remain on here i will continue to post shit about them.

I remember when with other obscure charachters like long dissapeared strawman we always kept reminding that retard that everything is ephemeral, there is no friends here and that he needs a backup plan for once he fades into obscurity. Back then we were a-logging joachim donga and heart failure. He was always a retard and we were loving his self immolation. It all started when JF left really, then there was the mayo stream. Andy was trying to host the kumite thus absorbing all the bad blood together with crippled Indian and co.. That Knoxville redemption arc gave him a second wind but... as nature is for what it gives it also takes to preserve balance. It took the heat off Andy and then... it gave us the Gunt. What started all this was that one picture in Knoxville believe it or not. Then everyone at the internet started pinching Ralph about it and the whole downward spiral of his started going, it was a bigger disaster than jceasar187. The more we went from there the more Gunty was immolating and Andy was immolating with him. And we reached here... Its impressive what one unflattering photo in Knoxville can do.
Edit:
Gunty was always a cow but that potential wasnt revealed really untill that one photo. Some sparks were flying though like during the botishatva of the Leopirate Guntwars also known as Guntgate 0.0. Andy just couldnt help himself and burn with him cause muh friend even though Gunty never considered him a friend.

 

[Sam Losco]

oy vey

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1313567936284692483

https://archive.vn/LKLPA

I'll be here tonight:

 

[MeltyTW]

this is going to end terribly for the gunt lol, reminds me of the booberlee situation or the baked situations, or even gunt and faith or ade

 

[TheSimpShow]

oy vey

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1313567936284692483

https://archive.vn/LKLPA

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I'll be here tonight:

Oh, yeah, this will definitely end well. There's nothing that could go wrong here! By the way, what ever happened to Pey?

If Ralph is the new Baked Alaska, will Faith be his version of Ashton Birdie? This comes to mind since Beardson is the guest and I remember Ashton driving a wedge in the America First cult.

Turns out, he'll have the real Ashton Birdie be his Ashton Birdie.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I remember when with other obscure charachters like long dissapeared strawman we always kept reminding that retard that everything is ephemeral, there is no friends here and that he needs a backup plan for once he fades into obscurity. Back then we were a-logging joachim donga and heart failure. He was always a retard and we were loving his self immolation. It all started when JF left really, then there was the mayo stream. Andy was trying to host the kumite thus absorbing all the bad blood together with crippled Indian and co.. That Knoxville redemption arc gave him a second wind but... as nature is for what it gives it also takes to preserve balance. It took the heat off Andy and then... it gave us the Gunt. What started all this was that one picture in Knoxville believe it or not. Then everyone at the internet started pinching Ralph about it and the whole downward spiral of his started going, it was a bigger disaster than jceasar187. The more we went from there the more Gunty was immolating and Andy was immolating with him. And we reached here... Its impressive what one unflattering photo in Knoxville can do.
Edit:
Gunty was always a cow but that potential wasnt revealed really untill that one photo. Some sparks were flying though like during the botishatva of the Leopirate Guntwars also known as Guntgate 0.0. Andy just couldnt help himself and burn with him cause muh friend even though Gunty never considered him a friend.

Just did a search and the infamous photo is #2. The Gunt is mainstream now and a part of history.

 

[Postal Pippa]

So uhh, Tuesday huh? I guess...fuck I dont know, another night another few hours that are gonna just glaze right on over. Tonight will be some PS2 Initial D with mystery games to follow.

 

[All becomes gunt]

A trip down memory lane, once i get back on my PC tomorrow ill load the 2018 shitposting hard drive

 

[JewBacca]

Gunty was always a cow but that potential wasnt revealed really untill that one photo.

The gunt image was a flip out, but his major sperg that drew my attention to his cow like nature was the Arby's accusations. Holy shit did he flip a lid when that joke first broke.

Especially for something no one took seriously. He would go tilt on almost anyone he even thought might be spreading those vicious rumors and discrediting him. It was far more obvious of a joke than any of the recent kayfabe.

 

[Sam Losco]

this is going to end terribly for the gunt lol, reminds me of the booberlee situation or the baked situations, or even gunt and faith or ade

Oh, yeah, this will definitely end well. There's nothing that could go wrong here! By the way, what ever happened to Pey?




Turns out, he'll have the real Ashton Birdie be his Ashton Birdie.

Nah, it'll be fine. Ralph says so.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nah, it'll be fine. Ralph says so.

wtf is this reasoning? its not trolls yelling about him about ashton or complaining about ashton, why do all these faggots cry when their fans complain then come to the conclusion that going against their own fans will help the trudge through? i guess hes somewhat correct since he doesnt even really have fans and relies on bots to trick his dumb friends to pay him for "exposure"

 

[All becomes gunt]

The gunt image was a flip out, but his major sperg that drew my attention to his cow like nature was the Arby's accusations. Holy shit did he flip a lid when that joke first broke.

Especially for something no one took seriously. He would go tilt on almost anyone he even thought might be spreading those vicious rumors and discrediting him. It was far more obvious of a joke than any of the recent kayfabe.

But if you flip the Arbys loggo upside down its a Gunt...

 

[Hüftpriester]

Nah, it'll be fine. Ralph says so.
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"My instincts have never failed me" - a man who published a video of himself sniffing/eating the shit of a fat teenager only to top it off by doxing his micropenis

"Adds to the rotation" - a man who has burned almost every bridge imaginable and is now scraping from the bottom of the barrel of internet scum.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

oy vey

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1313567936284692483

https://archive.vn/LKLPA

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I'll be here tonight:

Filthy slut Fridays then. He wants to fuck her so bad. It is impossible for a narcissist to have a platonic relationship with someone they find attractive. In his mind the dirty whore is just playing hard to get.

 

[Haru Okumura]

He's doing a show about Vaush, Pillstream 3.0 let's gooooo:

Tweet (archive)

 

[MeltyTW]

In his mind the dirty whore is just playing hard to get.

he really does have the quintessential incel mindset that hes a ralphamale and anyone who doesnt want to have sex with him is a teasing whore who wronged him, why are so many guys this way? this is why women start to not be friendly towards you because a pity call to avoid your suicide becomes a blood oath to fuck you,

He's doing a show about Vaush, Pillstream 3.0 let's gooooo:

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Tweet (archive)

oh so when vaush watches cp its wrong but dax gets a free pass eh gunty?

 

[TheSimpShow]

But if you flip the Arbys loggo upside down its a Gunt...
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Where have I seen that shape before?

Spoiler: NSFW

It's like poetry, they rhyme.