DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[harbinger]

from my limited understanding vitamin pills dont do much but make for stinky expensive piss.

Maybe, but it does give it that nice fluorescent color that shows up well on camera.

As for 100k bitch here’s, perhaps coming off his successful bankruptcy (#winning), he’s got Kat racking up 14 credit cards, cheering, and just pocketing the money with the intention of her filing for bankruptcy.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

So DSP got over $3,000 in cheers yesterday, huh? Well, I guess there's one lesson to be learned for SuperHound here:

never underestimate the power of wheelchaired autism.

I don't really think SuperHound gives a fuck about that, he just wants to make it as difficult as possible for Phil to keep his "career" on Twitch alive.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Maybe, but it does give it that nice fluorescent color that shows up well on camera.

As for 100k bitch here’s, perhaps coming off his successful bankruptcy (#winning), he’s got Kat racking up 14 credit cards, cheering, and just pocketing the money with the intention of her filing for bankruptcy.

Naw. Too obvious, even for them. That's jail time territory.

 

[harbinger]

Naw. Too obvious, even for them. That's jail time territory.

The flaw in his plan is he’s trying to launder the money through Spotify.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Yes, he gradually has been for the last year or so, right around when Phil started making sneak disses towards the wife's mashed potatoes.

Nothing I could do dood, what do you mean, you want me to swerve around the potatoes? ACKACK

 

[tzgnilki]

this would go great with dsp's monologue in the background, where he defends cuties lol

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edit: lmao, thx memology for the clip

 

[Muppetmode]

Wonder what dsp thinks about shrouds mental
Clip link

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Wonder what dsp thinks about shrouds mental
Clip link

He only thinks that way because he's a top dog and cartoon character, he doesn't know how hard life is for underdogs like Phil. Fucking sellout wouldn't understand grown man things like taxes. I bet he doesn't even have a son. He won't even bring up taxes constantly on his streams, that's how little he understands life!

 

[Surly Muppet]

I missed this gem during the ban stream.

(1:57:09)
Phil shits on his Spawn Seat (tm) for the millionth time. Interestingly Phil shits on gaming chairs in general, saying the only reason why the overpriced pieces of garbage sell so well is because they are advertised by 'popular streamers'. I agree, Phil. Those popular streamers are shilling shit products all the time.

I guess we were supposed to forget about this?

(0:04 seconds to skip intro)
Except, were we? Because even in his rant about this, Phil laughs that he got the chair for free. So he wants to brag that he got a free chair as part of a sponsorship to dunk on the sponsors (?), but doesn't want to acknowledge that this all happened because he agreed to shill their crappy product? This is a great representation of Phil's broken mind. He always wins, and he just edits out the parts where he did anything questionable. Just straight up deletes them, leaving massive holes in the story, because Phil cannot do anything wrong.

Note that he uses the same reasoning as his 'LootBox was shit' rant, where if you bought a $500 gaming chair (?!), it was because you 'wanted to help the streamer out'. But I thought popular streamers were already rich and didn't need help...? I guess this is the defense in case you wanted to call Phil a shill?

Now you may be saying, but Surly, why are you showing this random video instead of just linking to the prestream itself? Because when I went looking for this prestream for a quick laugh, Phil demonstrated what a bitch he is by having apparently deleted this prestream. Unless I'm missing it, the Feb 4, 2018 prestream has been deleted, the only one missing from that time.

Fortunately, Phil played a victim when Spawn Seats got shut down, so we do have him giving a full account of the sponsorship story during his PUBG gameplay, which I assume he won't delete because he needs that money from the archive channel. So here you go Phil. Here you are telling the story of how you became a shill for a terrible product.

(6:10)
You can see him starting to memoryhole this right away by refusing to state the company's name. So are you a 'popular streamer' Phil? You might want to tighten the narrative on this a little before you talk about it again. It's about as rickety as these shitty chairs you tried to sell me.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Kinda sorry to say this off topic, but I just had a thought that the only entity in the universe ever to be fucked by Darksydephil is the Midfirst Bank.

 

[tzgnilki]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

 

[Penix]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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I think I missed something here. I guess pillows have entered the detractosphere as well now. Truly everything is out to get this man, what a trooper

 

[kebab4you]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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11 years?! That pillow must be all sort of colours, none of them white.

 

[Senzawa]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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This tweet is so goddamn disgusting. 11 years, pillow's clearly not sentimental so what even? Wait, has Phil gone this long without even washing it? Good lord, the visible layers of grimy jizz stains and hair grease that must've been on that thing.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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What is the consensus on Phil ear infection? Is he making it up for attention like he did before or is it real this time? Because this level of autism is unbelievable.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

this mfer out here buying bmw pillows

I used to sleep on the streets and use my shoe as a pillow, never had an ear infection

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Phil can't comprehend that a problem doesn't need to be solved by spending money. Just fucking shower, you gross idiot.

 

[TankMelee]

What is the consensus on Phil ear infection? Is he making it up for attention like he did before or is it real this time? Because this level of autism is unbelievable.

It seems (to me) too embarrassing and mundane to make up. Ear infections are most common in children (and people who start swimming, I guess), but getting multiple ear infections as a grown adult seems like something the Normal Human wouldn't bring up if he didn't have to, especially not to whine about the way DSP does. This last time, he didn't even take a day off, so I doubt it's fake.

 

[Iron Father]

At first the whole ear infection thing seemed like either bullshit or exaggeration, but when you think about it he is absolutely disgusting and unhygienic enough for this to keep happening.

He wets his hair and leaves it soaking to achieve his pathetic comb over, which forms a bacterial breeding ground in the water that gets trapped in his ears because his hair is soaking wet. His pillow is apparently over a decade old which is just insane (especially when you consider he's been laying his wet head on it for god knows how many years). His office is a pigsty that he NEVER cleaned by his own admission. His headphones were also a disgusting mess of trapped grease and general lack of upkeep. And the cherry on top is that he showers very irregularly.

He's a walking fucking biohazard symbol.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Whenever I think of his "office" now I can't stop thinking of that disgusting moldy carpet line along the wall where the loveseat was, ugh.....

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Whenever I think of his "office" now I can't stop thinking of that disgusting moldy carpet line along the wall where the loveseat was, ugh.....

Professional mature adult. Street smart and book smart. Baffled by the concept of personal hygiene and household maintenance.