Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

How many accusers will there be by the 23rd?

  • 9

    Votes: 5 0.7%
  • 10 ~ 12

    Votes: 91 12.0%
  • 13 ~ 15

    Votes: 273 36.0%
  • 16 ~ 18

    Votes: 185 24.4%
  • 19 or 20

    Votes: 44 5.8%
  • More than 20

    Votes: 161 21.2%

  • Total voters
    759
  • Poll closed .
Haven't seen this posted here yet. This is Lawrence elaborating about Kovic's unwashed hands on the RT reddit.
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Looking through these pictures, it's quite embarrassing that Kovic couldn't tell these weren't nudes. Like, really. Look at the pics and videos Ryan and Adam sent. Full size, blurry, shitty. Unless he knew this 'girl' was a sex worker, why would she record herself on a tripod on the bed against a naked wall? And if he knew, why wouldn't he check out her sex work, and find out it's a catfish?

I take back everything Ive thought of Adam being 'actually smart' about these things.
Yeah, i'm astonished as well. like the idea of seeing professionally shot videos being sent to you as "nudes" and thinking, "yep, time to shove a niggercock5000 into my asshole" is so fucking out of this world. especially for someone who's spent a their entire lifetime either being on the internet or literally working in the industry.

On an entirely unrelated note, i just realized that if i wanted to catfish somoene all i have to do is find a really low-tier only fans whore, pay her some shekels and set up a dummy account using her pictures. when it comes to exchanging nudes i just use the whore nudes and if the other person asks for something particular, just pay the e-whore an extra buck or 2. in my mind unironically catfishing someone is autistic enough already, so you shouldnt stop at paying some pocket change and go all out powerlevel.
 
On an entirely unrelated note, i just realized that if i wanted to catfish somoene all i have to do is find a really low-tier only fans whore, pay her some shekels and set up a dummy account using her pictures. when it comes to exchanging nudes i just use the whore nudes and if the other person asks for something particular, just pay the e-whore an extra buck or 2. in my mind unironically catfishing someone is autistic enough already, so you shouldnt stop at paying some pocket change and go all out powerlevel.
Correct, although personalized videos can be easily traced back to you, which is why public videos are the way to go.
 
Looking through these pictures, it's quite embarrassing that Kovic couldn't tell these weren't nudes. Like, really. Look at the pics and videos Ryan and Adam sent. Full size, blurry, shitty. Unless he knew this 'girl' was a sex worker, why would she record herself on a tripod on the bed against a naked wall? And if he knew, why wouldn't he check out her sex work, and find out it's a catfish?

I take back everything Ive thought of Adam being 'actually smart' about these things.
it just means that he has done this alot, so it didn't seem out of the ordinary to him.
 
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Correct, although personalized videos can be easily traced back to you, which is why public videos are the way to go.
Fair point, however i am a bit of an attention whore myself, so being known as the guy who got e-celeb #5829 to send me their tiny penis isnt entirely against my agenda. now shower me with puzzle pieces, it will be worth the lols.
 
God, Lawrence is such a sperg
i'd be in sperg mode too if i just found out a coworker was handing me cum covered peripherals for like 5 years
if that dude's not washing his hands after shitting, you know that cum is only getting a mild rinse-off. i'd never use another persons keyboard for the rest of my life, and these dudes were sharing shit like VR headsets. every single member of funhaus has been baptized in kovic cum at this point, head to toe.
 
i'd be in sperg mode too if i just found out a coworker was handing me cum covered peripherals for like 5 years
if that dude's not washing his hands after shitting, you know that cum is only getting a mild rinse-off. i'd never use another persons keyboard for the rest of my life, and these dudes were sharing shit like VR headsets. every single member of funhaus has been baptized in kovic cum at this point, head to toe.

Sounds like a biological hazard.
 
Yeah, the advice on if someone in your house has COVID is that you should leave the house, not sleep in another room. Going to another room isn't going to protect you, especially if you still share a bathroom, kitchen etc. So there's definitely something to that.
I wouldn't speculate on this part too heavily.

My grandma got COVID in a family of 5 and we all remained in the house together whilst she slept in the main room. As long as you ventilate the room, disinfect every surface you touch, wash your hands, and wear masks etc when in close contact, it's a very doable situation. Stressful, but doable.

I imagine Ryan's house is much bigger than my own and inhabits less people, so it wouldn't be too difficult.
 
i'd be in sperg mode too if i just found out a coworker was handing me cum covered peripherals for like 5 years
if that dude's not washing his hands after shitting, you know that cum is only getting a mild rinse-off. i'd never use another persons keyboard for the rest of my life, and these dudes were sharing shit like VR headsets. every single member of funhaus has been baptized in kovic cum at this point, head to toe.
Yeah, but just say that explicitly in the email rather than trying to sound witty.
 
Ryan Heywood - Cheats with sus age gap, apologizes, promises to be better but says did nothing illegal - Scum of the earth, burn him, victory laps all around etc.

Vic - Cheats with sus age gap, apologizes, promises to be better but never meant to harm, also dumb-sues for 5 million - Alpha Chad Honest Christian Mega Alpha Man that cant harm a fly

Interesting difference in energies on a site that's not pro or anti anything.
Vic wasn't a father.
In this situation kids make the difference for me. A man needs to learn to reign in his instincts once he has a proper family. Needs to understand that he is no longer the most important person in his life. Needs to but a fucking leash on his cock so it doesnt go wandering into any troublesome pussy.
If Ryan had cheated on his wife and it was just the two of them in the picture I'd be disappointed in a vague 'oh look, another marriage ruined by selfishness' way but I wouldn't care. Why should I, I don't know the guy.
 
Haven't seen this posted here yet. This is Lawrence elaborating about Kovic's unwashed hands on the RT reddit.
This seems like Lawrence trying to backtrack on his cryptic statements. he still said that there was much he wasnt going to talk about [yet]. And I don't think walking around with shit smeared hands is a big enough drama to have almost all the former FH members and guests (Spoole, Rahul, Lawrence) making tweets about how they're happy you finally got your comeuppance.

I think not washing your hands is indicative of your general behaviour and traits. so i'm guessing Adam has had personal and individual beef with each of these people and it has been going on for the longest time considering fucking SPOOLE left like half a decade ago.

I think with spoole, the general vibe of the office was that everyone was friendly-bullying him/he was the butt of the joke, but maybe adam over-did it, or took it to some extreme.

I honestly have no idea what couldve happened with Rahul but tt was obviously destructive as fuck. a brainstorming session of speculation on this would probably be productive. (as productive as Kiwifarms can be ofc)

With regards to Lawrence, it is obvious that he got cucked out of a managerial position which he was going to inherit after Bruce leaving. my opinion is that it was a collaboration between Adam, Elyse and james that fucked over Lawrence and made him want to quit on bad terms, (remember, lawrence didnt even get a goodbye compilation video).
What I think happened is that Lawrence wanted to keep the channel more gaming focused, while Elyse and James definitely wanted to do """"""actual"""""" comedy. you can clearly see in their personalities that they're tired with games and want to be "real" comedians. while they're legitimately funny, (James especially) they also seem like the people who let the "best and funniest internet power couple XD" go to their heads and get delusions that they'll do well in sketch comedy, wbich is obviously false if you've seen anything Arizona Circle related. James and Elyse, especially her, also exude smugness and general aura of feeling like they're above it all, so its not beyond reason to think that they'd do something like that to lawrence just to make their comedy dreams come true. btw, the channel has produced a shit ton of non gaming related content since Bruce left and all of them involved Elyse, James and Adam, so its possible Adam was just a pawn by the Aryan Masterrace couple and now they're just gonna throw him under the bus.

These guys had the chance to be MST3K for gaming, instead first James pushed his wife into the mix and then active Roosterteething of the channel started and so did its downfall.

The best content that they ever produced are the unedited inside gaming livestreams (what remain of them at least), because its just 3 guys hanging out and making fun of bad and terrible video games with improv.
 
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