DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[hector85]

What is the consensus on Phil ear infection? Is he making it up for attention like he did before or is it real this time? Because this level of autism is unbelievable.

I think the first and the most recent ones are real, the second one where he took 2? days off I think was fake because it coincided very conveniently with a wwe champions event where he had to finish in the top 25 by Monday which he just so happened to do, just barely.

It seems (to me) too embarrassing and mundane to make up. Ear infections are most common in children (and people who start swimming, I guess), but getting multiple ear infections as a grown adult seems like something the Normal Human wouldn't bring up if he didn't have to, especially not to whine about the way DSP does. This last time, he didn't even take a day off, so I doubt it's fake.

since phil only showers once a week, do you think he follows his exercise philosophy? the whole "since I'm doing it once a week im going to do a whole weeks worth" so he just sits in the shower till the water heater is drained, thats probably about the same as swimming right?

on a side note how the hell does he think showering once a week is sufficient especially with his office getting up to 75 degrees on some days compounded with the trolls always voting for the platinum vest, dude must be sweating non stop in that room.

 

[marlintan]

I think the first and the most recent ones are real, the second one where he took 2? days off I think was fake because it coincided very conveniently with a wwe champions event where he had to finish in the top 25 by Monday which he just so happened to do, just barely.


since phil only showers once a week, do you think he follows his exercise philosophy? the whole "since I'm doing it once a week im going to do a whole weeks worth" so he just sits in the shower till the water heater is drained, thats probably about the same as swimming right?

on a side note how the hell does he think showering once a week is sufficient especially with his office getting up to 75 degrees on some days compounded with the trolls always voting for the platinum vest, dude must be sweating non stop in that room.

75 degrees is nothing, that's the low in South Texas this time of year.

 

[Lady Adjani]

If DSP actually respected his viewers intelligence he’d be okay with sharing his views and beliefs, but he doesn’t, and he’s obviously afraid of pissing of a fan who doesn’t align with what he says.

On the other hand he has no problems shitting on his own moderators, he even went out of his way to insult Swagginz in his Sekiro playthrough.

Dave doesn't talk about politics because his knowledge of it is severely limited and he'd be completely unable to defend his opinion if someone questioned him on it. The only 'news' he reads is probably on IGN and TMZ.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil once again fails to understand basic human interaction, when he can't fathom why a person would rhythmically dance to a game about rhythm and dancing.

I actually sided with Phil when he made fun of that ad; most people who play rhythm games are pretty fucking stonefaced or just make noises along with the beat. Granted, making fun of people for enjoying a game's music is par for the course for someone like him. No idea whether to consider him a robot or an alien at this point.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You're welcome Phil. This fat idiot goes 11 years without washing his pillow or buying a new pillow. Suddenly his next "day off" a week after I post this it occurs to him what a gross slob he is and he blows $50-$100+ on two new "specialized" pillows. Not that it will help long because he won't just take a fucking shower.
He couldn't afford groceries but thanks for throwing your money into the Autism Vortex dummies, he just bought new shit with it and he still desperately needs more money next week for groceries.

Also, Hi Phil. You are a homosexual.

Bonus: All pillow material, by default, is airable and by definition allows for airflow and thus cooling.

Unless he has been using a cinder block. Nothing is certain anymore.

 

[tzgnilki]

Bonus: All pillow material, by default, is airable and by definition allows for airflow and thus cooling.

Unless he has been using a cinder block. Nothing is certain anymore.

he fell for the marketing

I had a quick look on amazon, these "special" pillows are $30-50

 

[Pargon]

Can someone explain to me how not talking about politics makes dark just like us?

Or how not talking about politics means you respect the other persons intelligence? I’ve never heard of someone avoiding a subject because they think the other person is smart...it’s usually the opposite. They either think the person is stupid and not worth the effort of having the discussion, or think they are impressionable and don’t want to potentially ingrain their own views onto the other person.

If DSP actually respected his viewers intelligence he’d be okay with sharing his views and beliefs, but he doesn’t, and he’s obviously afraid of pissing of a fan who doesn’t align with what he says.

like idk why he has to try and lie about this, it’s obvious anytime a streamer or Internet personality doesn’t make their opinions clear it’s because they don’t want to alienate a portion of their fanbase and drive them away, it’s got nothing to do with respecting their intelligence or trying to relate to being just like them or whatever this clown is pretending

"I'm just like you, fellow humans!" says definitely not a lizardperson as he adjusts his skin mask.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

So it actually happened. I’m done rooting against Phil now I’m just rooting against the paypigs. Phil is openly telling his audience on prestream about how he could only afford groceries because of the $400+ he received Monday.

This is after his bankruptcy freeing up THOUSANDS of dollars a month.

This is after the $25,000 vest streak.

This is after the THOUSANDS of dollars worth of Twitch money through bits and subs he receives EVERY MONTH.

He’s a fucking conman, we know it, anyone with eyeballs knows it. I think it’s time for us to aim our attention at the fucking suckers who actually pay him now and just let Phil be the sad spectacle he is because he will never change.

 

[tzgnilki]

phil has "no money", $400 gone

blames $1,700 of chargebacks lol

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Not gonna lie, Phil's begging has become extra grating as of late. It's the same fucking excuses ad nauseam: Mah bills, mah groceries, mah medical bills, cost of new consoles, cost of games and chargebacks, chargebacks, chargebacks.
The only thing DSP has ever put effort into is begging.

Curiously, no mention of taxes...

 

[Surly Muppet]

Now he's talking about the $3k in cheers. If they're real when he gets the positive benefits next month, he'll be good on everything.
This money is tight because he is starting from $0.
He gets paid by Twitch in a few days, and that includes the first wave of $3000, with the rest next month. He just talked about that yesterday, now he is phrasing it like that won't happen until next month. Just like that it slides back.

This abject poverty has never made less sense than it does now. It's not even a question anymore, he just isn't broke. He can't be. It's not even sleazy scam begging anymore, it's just half-assed lying.

Curiously, no mention of taxes...

He just did. He said that, if the cheers are real, the $6k will 'help with taxes'.
So the taxes are back, they have returned to unpaid, and they're apparently a looming threat again.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I don't think Phil understands that most people in society get paid monthly and that they make their pay last them a whole month.

Imagine working a regular job and nagging your boss every day because you want them to pay you daily.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

phil has "no money", $400 gone

blames $1,700 of chargebacks lol

Madness.

He's really trying to dip his toes into the water that any sort of money being thrown his way could be a farce. If he notions that anything being contributed could possibly be a chargeback, then it will make it hard to gauge how much he is making therefore his dumb audience cannot tell if he's actually poor or not.

That clip of being asked where his money went was hilarious but I cannot find it for some reason. Everything is a blur with this boy. "The money goes for bills and STUFF."

 

[Treeboy]

He needs that money to survive this week until he gets at least $5000 (likely over $6000) next week

Remember he got this money when he says he might not be able to afford a PS5 in a few weeks

 

[Prince Lotor]

Can you imagine the smell? It's gotta be a mix of old people urine mixed with young adult male constant b.o.

Probably doesn't wear deodorant unless he's going out, like his showers.

I'm surprised he even changes his clothes daily instead of sleeping and waking up and going on stream with the same outfit multiple days in a row.

This statement just gets more and more horrifying over time, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and functions," he says after relating a story about how after living together for 5 months Phil farted in front of her so bad in the bedroom that she frantically started spraying perfume all over the place.
Timestamped @ 40m26s

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He needs that money to survive this week until he gets at least $5000 (likely over $6000) next week

Remember he got this money when he says he might not be able to afford a PS5 in a few weeks

Imagine having a cult that will toss large amounts of money at you, and still being a fat, miserable pig even when dedicating every possible moment to your addiction.

This statement just gets more and more horrifying over time, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and functions," he says after relating a story about how after living together for 5 months Phil farted in front of her so bad in the bedroom that she frantically started spraying perfume all over the place.
Timestamped @ 40m26s

If you have room clearing gas, the culprit normally gets narrowed down by your doctor with these questions:
What is your typical diet? (Garbage food, and lots of it)
Do you experience pain or bloating shortly after eating? (Food intolerance, lactose and celiac being the usual culprits, and man these ones are bad for smells)
And our good friend, cancer!

A lot about being a GP is going down a checklist and finding what stupid thing the patient is doing and telling them to stop. Not that he's ever cared, gas so bad that it makes people sick is normal! Right?!

Unrelated: I don't know why, but I hate when he turns his head to the side. His profile makes me feel like he is a greasy, aging predator. Plus it shows just how loose and droopy his jowls are, even in older videos like this. Skin crawls.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So he needs that money because he's poor but he got his massive debt discharged but he still needs that money but he got tens of thousands from the vest streak, thousands recently and is pretty much killing it incomewise, but the chargebheks dood, but I need to buy new consoles AND games so I need more money, gets enough money to buy both consoles and a bunch of games but there was a $100 chargebhek so I need you to step it up and give me $200 to make up for the lost money. Why do you need $100 more when you already have the money budgeted for the two consoles? None of your damn business you dirty tractor *leans in*. Also I need that money because of my taxes, also my bills because I somehow have bills sent to me daily.

*snort* sound good?

 

[tzgnilki]

phil has a dedicated segment to streamers talking about politics

I know angryjoe has been vocal about politics lately, so I can only assume this is a sneak diss to joe

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Not gonna lie, Phil's begging has become extra grating as of late. It's the same fucking excuses ad nauseam: Mah bills, mah groceries, mah medical bills, cost of new consoles, cost of games and chargebacks, chargebacks, chargebacks.
The only thing DSP has ever put effort into is begging.

Curiously, no mention of taxes...

I, for one, am still absolutely appalled by the fact that he still even has "muh groceries" as part of his rotation of excuses. It's fucking mind-boggling to anyone outside his vortex of autism and a testament to how he just doesn't give a shit about providing a cohesive narrative anymore, all that matters is he maintains his poverty image. It makes all his attempts at chest-thumping all the more ridiculous as well. You're a hard-working grown man with an 11 year legacy, providing for his family and found himself a more comfortable position than any 9-5 job, yet you can't afford your fucking GROCERIES? The taxes excuse was one thing, it's a hard aspect of life even if everyone has to put up with them. But are he and his whales so far in LaLaLand that they don't think buying food once a week is something the average person does? You'd be taking Kat to a soup kitchen if that was the case, Phil.
Every time I see someone mention that he brought up his groceries again, it drives me up the wall. How does someone present himself as so pathetic and in need of aid, yet still try to maintain a front of being a manly man? How does he not realize how laughable that exact reason is? If he had any dignity left he'd have dropped it after he tried to use it the first time. Instead he just tacks it onto a list of complaints, like no other streamer has to pay for groceries. Maddening.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I, for one, am still absolutely appalled by the fact that he still even has "muh groceries" as part of his rotation of excuses. It's fucking mind-boggling to anyone outside his vortex of autism and a testament to how he just doesn't give a shit about providing a cohesive narrative anymore, all that matters is he maintains his poverty image. It makes all his attempts at chest-thumping all the more ridiculous as well. You're a hard-working grown man with an 11 year legacy, providing for his family and found himself a more comfortable position than any 9-5 job, yet you can't afford your fucking GROCERIES? The taxes excuse was one thing, it's a hard aspect of life even if everyone has to put up with them. But are he and his whales so far in LaLaLand that they don't think buying food once a week is something the average person does? You'd be taking Kat to a soup kitchen if that was the case, Phil.
Every time I see someone mention that he brought up his groceries again, it drives me up the wall. How does someone present himself as so pathetic and in need of aid, yet still try to maintain a front of being a manly man? How does he not realize how laughable that exact reason is? If he had any dignity left he'd have dropped it after he tried to use it the first time. Instead he just tacks it onto a list of complaints, like no other streamer has to pay for groceries. Maddening.

Let's not forget that, apparently, his spouse's income doesn't contribute to the groceries or bills.