Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Chen is about to get married

I literally laughed out loud at the realization June is A-logging another chick who's a happy wife.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

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Spoiler: yes, he means shoe, oh the shade

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I know there are fans of skinny occult Jesus, but he's got a lolcow thread for a reason. He's that nerdy kid who saw Marilyn Mason do interviews and it gave him hope that he could be popular one day. He puts no effort in his videos, no citations, just opinions of the day. Seeing him call someone else dishonest is like watching the snake eat its own tail. I'd agree with these statements about Shoe if it wasn't from the goth kid.

Scarf Girl is probably more true to herself today, too. Unlike June who bullied her in school for being proud of something she liked (Harry Potter).

Remember when June pretended to like Harry Potter to seem like more of a cool nerd in front of her fans and also Greg?
And look, she knows EXACTLY what house she belongs in! Is this a Freudian slip?

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There are many reasons why Shoe belongs on the farms. Bullying a Potterhead is not one them. Most e-celebs are snakes, so she's at least being honest about that much by proudly wearing her Slytherin shirt.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

There are many reasons why Shoe belongs on the farms. Bullying a Potterhead is not one them. Most e-celebs are snakes, so she's at least being honest about that much by proudly wearing her Slytherin shirt.

It's just one singular act among many that have proven her to be a completely fake person who does shit just for the camera. (and then she chimps out when caught)

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Let's update the list.

- Bearing, happily married with a kid.
- Sargon, happily married with a kid.
- Lauren Southern, happily married with a kid.
- Veeh, happily engaged.
- Dankula, happily married and expecting.
- Styx, happily married.
- Jim, happily married.
- Ethan Ralph, expecting.
- Scarf girl, probably married with kids.
- Lauren Chen, happily engaged.

Lol, Shuwu.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Ethan Ralph, expecting.

Don't remind me please

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Don't remind me please

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It needs to be reminded that even a fucker like him has managed to reproduce while Shoe doesn't even have a love-giving pet, only an abused bunny.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Apparently there was a cow crossover.

June! The Gunt is actively flexing on you! He's one of the most pathetic lolcows ever! ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?

DO NOT LET HIM BE BETTER THAN YOU

• LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS TALK ABOUT SHOEONHEAD
• Ralph & co. talk shit about Shoe hitching her wagon to Gamergate to grift with no irony of self-awareness whatsoever
• Shoutout to the lemon party in the chat × 6
• Gator steals a “a little anti-Semitic, huh Shoe?” joke from KF & does it in his pitch-perfect "mocking Jim" voice to boot.
• 
  
• 
• Three perfect specimens of masculinity rag on Shoe's appearance

 

[Hangula Hungui]

Well, as long as she keeps picking on easy targets, she'll be okay on twitter...right?

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1313851220369584128

https://archive.md/JAh51

It still baffles me if she actually believes the healthcare system in Europe is something so easily achievable. She has no idea how many countries basically have a financial Black hole because of it.

My mothers tumor on her spine went undetected for over a decade by six different hospitals, when she broke her foot she had to wait for six hours in the emergency room without getting any painkillers. When my Dad had a huge kidney stone and his kidney was about to fail, they said „well it’s Friday and the doctor isn’t here for the weekend, please come back on Monday.“
We went to a different hospital obviously but all they did was tying a knot around it with a little metal weight on the other hand that dangled there, wrapped a shopping plastic bag around his waist and told him to walk the stairs in the hospital a few times until it moves out. It’s a shitshow.

 

[Ita Mori]

so she's at least being honest about that much by proudly wearing her Slytherin shirt.

How? She hates Harry Potter and knows nothing about it outside of what HP merch tells you.
Honesty would be not having a HP branded item at all.

Let's update the list.

- Bearing, happily married with a kid.
- Sargon, happily married with a kid.
- Lauren Southern, happily married with a kid.
- Veeh, happily engaged.
- Dankula, happily married and expecting.
- Styx, happily married.
- Jim, happily married.
- Ethan Ralph, expecting.
- Scarf girl, probably married with kids.
- Lauren Chen, happily engaged.

Lol, Shuwu.

Even the metaltard Razorfist is in a better place than June.
The contemporary left is just full of bitter and ugly people. Call the centrists/lolbertarians/right wingers whatever you want; they're not the ones who look and act like hags and cave trolls.

 

[bixbycr]

Shoe and other "socdems" can talk all they want about being against the "corporate fist" but everyone knows it's a dishonest opinion. They fully support what people like Carlos Maza do. They quietly applaud the crackdown on free expression on social media.

Regarding people like shoe, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter et al are catering to them. They are not the rebellious, they are very much the accepted voices on twitter because these mindless lefties do the lifting for the future that the social media companies want. They are their useful idiots. We all have seen the argument from leftists in support of censorship on social media bc "theY'Re a prIvATE coMpanY!".

Socdems, and leftists in general, happily created the atmosphere that made acceptable the incidents displayed in these videos AND they celebrate it

Notice how shoe never discusses these sorts of incidents? hmmm.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Notice how shoe never discusses these sorts of incidents? hmmm.

Shoe is literally on the same level as CNN. Mainstream narrative.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Apparently there was a cow crossover.

June! The Gunt is actively flexing on you! He's one of the most pathetic lolcows ever! ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THAT?

DO NOT LET HIM BE BETTER THAN YOU



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Imagine if she backs down and hides from fucking Ralph. A guy who hit rock bottom so hard Mundane Matt has been dunking on him. She probably will too. She's that big of a coward.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Let's update the list.

- Bearing, happily married with a kid.
- Sargon, happily married with a kid.
- Lauren Southern, happily married with a kid.
- Veeh, happily engaged.
- Dankula, happily married and expecting.
- Styx, happily married.
- Jim, happily married.
- Ethan Ralph, expecting.
- Scarf girl, probably married with kids.
- Lauren Chen, happily engaged.

Lol, Shuwu.

Well, at least Aydin Paladin has some spinster company now.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It still baffles me if she actually believes the healthcare system in Europe is something so easily achievable. She has no idea how many countries basically have a financial Black hole because of it.

Spoiler: TMI

My mothers tumor on her spine went undetected for over a decade by six different hospitals, when she broke her foot she had to wait for six hours in the emergency room without getting any painkillers. When my Dad had a huge kidney stone and his kidney was about to fail, they said „well it’s Friday and the doctor isn’t here for the weekend, please come back on Monday.“
We went to a different hospital obviously but all they did was tying a knot around it with a little metal weight on the other hand that dangled there, wrapped a shopping plastic bag around his waist and told him to walk the stairs in the hospital a few times until it moves out. It’s a shitshow.

Canada is the same, for what I've heard.

It's not that these kind of healthcare providers are bad, it's that they abuse it.

Someone like Shoe, who lives with her parents and has an income has nothing to do with having a state-funded healthcare program. When people like Shoe uses it, she's taking from those who ACTUALLY need it. OH, the irony.

 

[Style]

She did a complete 180 in her political views and was surprised when her old fanbase turned against her? Man, talk about pikachuface.

 

[Neko GF]

Let's update the list.

- Bearing, happily married with a kid.
- Sargon, happily married with a kid.
- Lauren Southern, happily married with a kid.
- Veeh, happily engaged.
- Dankula, happily married and expecting.
- Styx, happily married.
- Jim, happily married.
- Ethan Ralph, expecting.
- Scarf girl, probably married with kids.
- Lauren Chen, happily engaged.

Lol, Shuwu.

Shuwu: wants to be the third wheel to this couple:

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Let's update the list.

- Bearing, happily married with a kid.
- Sargon, happily married with a kid.
- Lauren Southern, happily married with a kid.
- Veeh, happily engaged.
- Dankula, happily married and expecting.
- Styx, happily married.
- Jim, happily married.
- Ethan Ralph, expecting.
- Scarf girl, probably married with kids.
- Lauren Chen, happily engaged.

Lol, Shuwu.

If Venti ever marries a white man and starts firing off bleached babies I think Shoe has a breakdown stream.

 

[MediocreMilt]

And boogie has June's ideal male BMI.

Nah, however ill-advised in practice, Boogie believes in using firearms for self-defense. June would tell him to lay back and take it and file an insurance claim later.

[Lauren Chen] is a mouthpiece for Blaze and a saner Brittany Venti, nothing more.

Don't say that. You can tell just looking at her how much better Lauren smells compared to ol' Brit "lives in cat shit" Venti

 

[draggs]

Juwu is going through very common post break up behavior, lashing out and declaring how awful and repulsive people are. It's a defense mechanism against the recent rejection and fear of future ones. Ugh they're just so stupid not like me not like meeeee oh dammit I'm pulling out all my hair again. Those damn stupid jerks messing me up so bad it's not me it's not me I'm so great and they're so awful! Maybe if I go all in on being a good little commie, the commies will accept me and never toss me out and I'll be happy! Big cope going on.

Go gag on the smell of Vaush's crotch emanations already Juwu, you'll feel better. Nearly everyone else would not, but we know you will.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Nah, however ill-advised in practice, Boogie believes in using firearms for self-defense. June would tell him to lay back and take it and file an insurance claim

Boogie doesn’t believe in firearms for self defence.
He believes in waning a gun around to look like a tough guy.