🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[A Logging Company]

Ok, fuck it, I'm sniping Baked now. It's waaaaayyy more entertaining.

It's streams like that which make me want to turn back to old media. I don't even think the sleaziest reality TV show producer would stoop as low Baked is now, using and torturing that mentally ill girl for shekels and sex.

 

[Sam Losco]

And I'm back to the Boringstream. Sammy left Baked for the night.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

That’s unflattering.
Wait a minute...

THE TRANSFORMATION IS NEARLY COMPLETE

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph suddenly sperging out in outros about all the "traitorous cowards" (dame nick jim etc etc etc etc, the people leaking his imminent death to me and info to Godwinson) talking about how he isnt going back to jail, he sounded really pissed and couldnt control himself. I think were approaching something big and ralph is trying to get in his gloating while he can. sounds angry tired scared and pilled out, he looked like he was about to cry the last few frames on his face. Ralph is going to die or lose his house or freedom soon.

seethe harder faggot im getting all the deets about your shitty health and godwinson is getting info from your inner circle as well along with others openly leaving and shitting on you.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

And I'm back to the Boringstream. Sammy left Baked for the night.

Was worth it just to catch him reading you're chat Sam, cope harder Ralph Baked is making bank while you can't even shift stickers.

 

[MeltyTW]

also i despise warski, to the point i cant follow him too much because he genuinely upsets me with his continued breathing, but its funny that just warski's top donator is almost an entire killstream by themself, its also funny ralph gets fuck all of andy's audience lol.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/7/20 – Veep Debate Extravaganza

• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the I'm the one that’s late this time, I am your host late, gay, & was doing a load of laundry
• @Sam Losco 's video has no audio, so I'm cheating on him with @Burger Fox
• Welcome to Ralph mumbling to himself before the debate
• The caller who keeps superchatting Bible verses discusses Shoe & Ralph asks if he will smash because of course he does
• Ralph will be checking Twitter during the debate for the purposes of LIVE ENGAGEMENT
• Our favorite president was given Regeneron for his coof & is shilling that shit hard. He seems to have the pep back in his step, that’s for sure.
• Ralph immediately calls the moderator fat because she had her stomach stapled & lost a ton of weight. “You’re not fooling anyone bitch your gunt hangs lower than mine"
• Ralph is drunk-yelling over the moderator
• Ralph is now mock-mumbling over Kamala
• I fucking knew about COVID-19 back in January because I listened to a hat merchant thank you very much Kamala
• “LIGHT ‘EM UP MIKE DON’T BE A BITCH"
• “Mike Pence sounds like he should be reading me an audiobook or some shit"
• Ralph is yelling exasperatedly over Kamala & plays The Rock “shut up, bitch" soundclip
• Ding dong, people are here
• KAMALA SAYS SHE WILL BE FIRST IN LINE TO GET THE VACCINE IF BIDEN ENDORSES IT BUT WILL REFUSE IF TRUMP ENDORSES IT. HOLY FUCK THIS DUMB FUCKING BITCH.
• A lefty who follows Ralph on Twitter, in response to Ralph calling the moderator a fat bitch, sent him a DM just saying “why"
• Gator is black & he's back
• Fat bitch Susan is cutting off Pence but not Kamala
• Damn, Susan is actually interrupting Kamala now.
• My God this is a slog. Gator HATES Kamala
• Kamala talks about friendship & loyalty & of course Ralph is all over that
• Follow Ralph on Twitter. You blocked everybody, Ralph, who's fucking left?
• “Thank you Vice President Pence" × infinity
• Don’t you sass Susan, she is laying down the fucking law & getting very pissy
• Pence completely dodges a question about Roe v. Wade to talk about Trump killing terrorists, he’s such a piece of shit.
• Don’t get me wrong, Kamala is also fucking insufferable. She’s also completely dodging questions
• Fuck both of you, I'm voting third-party.
• Oh shut the fuck up Ralph stop yelling over everybody, you’re not funny.
• Kamala critiqued Pence for no social distancing at the White House but then said she was marching shoulder-to-shoulder in protests.
• Susan is getting v pissy & is cracking down on Kamala, finally
• Why would Trump refuse a transfer of power? That doesn’t make any fucking sense
• Last question submitted by an eighth grader which amounts to “stop arguing & getting nothing done, you retards.” Ralph & Gator proceed to mock a literal child
• Per Gator, Obama made racism worse. What. . .what.
• Hot takes & debate perceptions
• Superchats
• Hard Bastard is here
• Hard Bastard & Ralph discuss the debate
• The Fly™
• TwoHip(?) is the, uh. . .guy. . .who, ah. . .[inhale]. . .talks like, uh. . .this.
• Not to get too feminazi-y here but goddamn I love when guys like Ralph, et al. give their hot takes on abortion, I love it so much I want to coathanger abort my brain through my ears
• I'mma got get my laundry, brb
• 1StepTOOFar is obsessed with dicks
• A wiped vs. unwiped debate has started & a “reverend" has come on to deliver a cringey sermon about shit. I want to die.
• There’s a woman who wants to call in but she’s too fucking dumb to unmute herself. Sounds like Ralph’s perfect girl.
• REMEMBER WE ARE ON DLIVE, DON’T SAY ANY NIGGER WORDS
• SouthernDago is on to grill Hard Bastard on what an anagram, a palindrome, & an acronym is, then make several race jokes. That’s, uh. . .that’s it.
• Warski is here, hello you greasy methed-out sped
• Clips of news pundits giving their hot debate takes
• Riot watch in Wisconsin???
• Riot watch in Minneapolis
• “14 hunnert watchin rite now"
• SouthernDago is back on to talk about his plan to save the huwhite race
• Election Pillstream coming up with Spencer, Collett, Dingo, Ramzpaul, Keith Woods, the White Rabbit Radio guy, etc.
• Haha remember Donga
• Haha remember Mundane Matt
• I'll concede that Kamala ain’t living up to the hype
• We love DLive, please don’t ban us, we love the taste of Chinese dick
• Callers are all cripplingly autistic
• Caller is going to save America with a Tucker Carlson/Tulsi Gabbard ticket
• Please let the show end soon, I am so fucking done
• Warski is now pro-Based Alaska because Baked tried to fight a cop?
• Warski: “No IRL streaming.” Ralph: “Never again.” Warski: “No e-thots ever.” Ralph: “I never said THAT.”
• Baked is stirring shit in this clip because he’s a fucking asshole & almost gets arrested by the same cop twice in 15 minutes.
• Never have I wanted a cop to shoot someone more than I do right this fucking second
• E Michael Jones tomorrow as if I didn’t hate my life enough
• RALPH IS GETTING HIS POST-JAIL BODY BACK
• Shilling the merch
• PPPence won
• “This time just flew by.” Speak for yourself.
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Step by Step outro I mean MC Jarbo's Money & Drink?] Is. . .that you, @Burger Fox? Or is Ralph trying to be in on the joke? Or I have managed to break before Ralph. Not sure which.

 

[Pump Meat]

cripplingly autistic

That so neatly sums everything up.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/7/20 – Veep Debate Extravaganza

• @Sam Losco 's video has no audio, so I'm cheating on him with @Burger Fox
• [Step by Step outro I mean MC Jarbo's Money & Drink?] Is. . .that you, @Burger Fox? Or is Ralph trying to be in on the joke? Or I have managed to break before Ralph. Not sure which.

Oh I see how it is, only come to me when the main piece is busted and mute lmao

Also no that was me who subbed out Step by Step for Money and Drink. Im gettin tired of being pinned for that and the Bojack song.

 

[MeltyTW]

Oh I see how it is, only come to me when the main piece is busted and mute lmao

i only dont watch that much because i like to pick each and every little mistake of ralph and i end up being 90 percent of your chat which usually is off talking about something other than ralph at the time. also you dont track views/bots and lemons. idk your snipe seems destined to be more of an archive/niche social center doing unrelated stuff. i need to track ethan's fat piggy eye lids and it takes baked tier kino to pull me away from that

 

[Eris!]

I remember that. Back then there were a handful of people who were absolutely convinced that he did it. When you compared the writing style in the dms to Andy's it matched up. But this was back in the early seasons of IBS, all the big grifters were still tight with each other. The opposing forces suffered from some collective form of spergy autism, so it got swept successfully.

Wasn't that the thing that solidified the Andy/Tonka beef that spiraled into Knoxville? Man what if Tonka was right all along.

It was one of those cases where Tonka was happy to ignore it and cover for him when they were still frens, but it became useful ammo the moment they started fighting. The same tactic that Reethan is so fond of.

I watched anal vape plan that shit in discord in real time. Tonka was not right.

 

[Postal Pippa]

i only dont watch that much because i like to pick each and every little mistake of ralph and i end up being 90 percent of your chat which usually is off talking about something other than ralph at the time. also you dont track views/bots and lemons. idk your snipe seems destined to be more of an archive/niche social center doing unrelated stuff. i need to track ethan's fat piggy eye lids and it takes baked tier kino to pull me away from that

The views are up in the top left, same for the lemons, I just dont blow em up.

Also was kidding joking. I know Im basic bitch tier lmao My shit aint nothin fancy.

Edit: I meant top left

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

i only dont watch that much because i like to pick each and every little mistake of ralph and i end up being 90 percent of your chat which usually is off talking about something other than ralph at the time. also you dont track views/bots and lemons. idk your snipe seems destined to be more of an archive/niche social center doing unrelated stuff. i need to track ethan's fat piggy eye lids and it takes baked tier kino to pull me away from that

You missed out on gunt trying to stealthily tap a few pills out his bottle and then do this fake yawn mouth wipe move then swallow some coke to wash em down

 

[Sam Losco]

• @Sam Losco 's video has no audio, so I'm cheating on him with @Burger Fox

Apologies again for that fuck up. I was so close to pulling off an automated snipe.
So what happened is that the Dlive volume was turned down. I must have done it last night when I was sitting it up and he was hosting Warski. I don't know why I would have done that, nor do I remember doing it, but it happened. Dlive remembers that setting even though I refreshed the page earlier today when no stream was happening. I can't even see that when there is no stream so no way I could have fixed it aside from closing and reopening the browser.

Where I was on my phone I was getting shitty LTE so the first couple times I tried to check I didn't know it. Once I got a little better LTE, observed no audio, I remoted into that computer from my phone and turned the volume up. But it was far too late and I was already down to 7 viewers.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/7/20 – Veep Debate Extravaganza

• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the I'm the one that’s late this time, I am your host late, gay, & was doing a load of laundry
• @Sam Losco 's video has no audio, so I'm cheating on him with @Burger Fox
• Welcome to Ralph mumbling to himself before the debate
• The caller who keeps superchatting Bible verses discusses Shoe & Ralph asks if he will smash because of course he does
• Ralph will be checking Twitter during the debate for the purposes of LIVE ENGAGEMENT
• Our favorite president was given Regeneron for his coof & is shilling that shit hard. He seems to have the pep back in his step, that’s for sure.
• Ralph immediately calls the moderator fat because she had her stomach stapled & lost a ton of weight. “You’re not fooling anyone bitch your gunt hangs lower than mine"
• Ralph is drunk-yelling over the moderator
• Ralph is now mock-mumbling over Kamala
• I fucking knew about COVID-19 back in January because I listened to a hat merchant thank you very much Kamala
• “LIGHT ‘EM UP MIKE DON’T BE A BITCH"
• “Mike Pence sounds like he should be reading me an audiobook or some shit"
• Ralph is yelling exasperatedly over Kamala & plays The Rock “shut up, bitch" soundclip
• Ding dong, people are here
• KAMALA SAYS SHE WILL BE FIRST IN LINE TO GET THE VACCINE IF BIDEN ENDORSES IT BUT WILL REFUSE IF TRUMP ENDORSES IT. HOLY FUCK THIS DUMB FUCKING BITCH.
• A lefty who follows Ralph on Twitter, in response to Ralph calling the moderator a fat bitch, sent him a DM just saying “why"
• Gator is black & he's back
• Fat bitch Susan is cutting off Pence but not Kamala
• Damn, Susan is actually interrupting Kamala now.
• My God this is a slog. Gator HATES Kamala
• Kamala talks about friendship & loyalty & of course Ralph is all over that
• Follow Ralph on Twitter. You blocked everybody, Ralph, who's fucking left?
• “Thank you Vice President Pence" × infinity
• Don’t you sass Susan, she is laying down the fucking law & getting very pissy
• Pence completely dodges a question about Roe v. Wade to talk about Trump killing terrorists, he’s such a piece of shit.
• Don’t get me wrong, Kamala is also fucking insufferable. She’s also completely dodging questions
• Fuck both of you, I'm voting third-party.
• Oh shut the fuck up Ralph stop yelling over everybody, you’re not funny.
• Kamala critiqued Pence for no social distancing at the White House but then said she was marching shoulder-to-shoulder in protests.
• Susan is getting v pissy & is cracking down on Kamala, finally
• Why would Trump refuse a transfer of power? That doesn’t make any fucking sense
• Last question submitted by an eighth grader which amounts to “stop arguing & getting nothing done, you retards.” Ralph & Gator proceed to mock a literal child
• Per Gator, Obama made racism worse. What. . .what.
• Hot takes & debate perceptions
• Superchats
• Hard Bastard is here
• Hard Bastard & Ralph discuss the debate
• The Fly™
• TwoHip(?) is the, uh. . .guy. . .who, ah. . .[inhale]. . .talks like, uh. . .this.
• Not to get too feminazi-y here but goddamn I love when guys like Ralph, et al. give their hot takes on abortion, I love it so much I want to coathanger abort my brain through my ears
• I'mma got get my laundry, brb
• 1StepTOOFar is obsessed with dicks
• A wiped vs. unwiped debate has started & a “reverend" has come on to deliver a cringey sermon about shit. I want to die.
• There’s a woman who wants to call in but she’s too fucking dumb to unmute herself. Sounds like Ralph’s perfect girl.
• REMEMBER WE ARE ON DLIVE, DON’T SAY ANY NIGGER WORDS
• SouthernDago is on to grill Hard Bastard on what an anagram, a palindrome, & an acronym is, then make several race jokes. That’s, uh. . .that’s it.
• Warski is here, hello you greasy methed-out sped
• Clips of news pundits giving their hot debate takes
• Riot watch in Wisconsin???
• Riot watch in Minneapolis
• “14 hunnert watchin rite now"
• SouthernDago is back on to talk about his plan to save the huwhite race
• Election Pillstream coming up with Spencer, Collett, Dingo, Ramzpaul, Keith Woods, the White Rabbit Radio guy, etc.
• Haha remember Donga
• Haha remember Mundane Matt
• I'll concede that Kamala ain’t living up to the hype
• We love DLive, please don’t ban us, we love the taste of Chinese dick
• Callers are all cripplingly autistic
• Caller is going to save America with a Tucker Carlson/Tulsi Gabbard ticket
• Please let the show end soon, I am so fucking done
• Warski is now pro-Based Alaska because Baked tried to fight a cop?
• Warski: “No IRL streaming.” Ralph: “Never again.” Warski: “No e-thots ever.” Ralph: “I never said THAT.”
• Baked is stirring shit in this clip because he’s a fucking asshole & almost gets arrested by the same cop twice in 15 minutes.
• Never have I wanted a cop to shoot someone more than I do right this fucking second
• E Michael Jones tomorrow as if I didn’t hate my life enough
• RALPH IS GETTING HIS POST-JAIL BODY BACK
• Shilling the merch
• PPPence won
• “This time just flew by.” Speak for yourself.
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Step by Step outro I mean MC Jarbo's Money & Drink?] Is. . .that you, @Burger Fox? Or is Ralph trying to be in on the joke? Or I have managed to break before Ralph. Not sure which.

I wish I could give you a Semper Fedelis for all your time put in doing this. Just remember to keep pointy things away from you when you're listening, you need to keep your legs relatively fork wound free.

 

[Sam Losco]

Oh I see how it is, only come to me when the main piece is busted and mute lmao

Also no that was me who subbed out Step by Step for Money and Drink. Im gettin tired of being pinned for that and the Bojack song.

Ah so you're monetized.

The copyright shit has actually changed and it's no longer blocking them in Denmark, just taking monetization away.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ah so you're monetized.

The copyright shit has actually changed and it's no longer blocking them in Denmark, just taking monetization away.

Im actually not monetized, I just figure if no one claims songs, then no ads show up....or am I wrong?

 

[Kaiser Aura]

talking about how he isnt going back to jail

I've heard a number of people utter this phrase before

Spoiler

They go back to jail

 

[L. Duse]

I've heard a number of people utter this phrase before

Spoiler

They go back to jail

Why did he bring up jail? Is someone pressing charges right now? Did the cops come knocking on the door? Did @adezero tell the parole officer that Ralph violated his parole by leaving the state with her?

Whatever it is, jail is clearly bothering him.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Why did he bring up jail? Is someone pressing charges right now? Did the cops come knocking on the door? Did @adezero tell the parole officer that Ralph violated his parole by leaving the state with her?

Whatever it is, jail is clearly bothering him.

Maybe Daddy Vickers is still up his ass. Who knows, but if he's sperging out about it he's clearly still worried about something. He's lucky he doesn't have an asshole of a PO because it would be so easy to toss his Gunt back in jail due to his dumbass recording himself breaking the terms of his probation in a damn near daily basis.