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Soup's good, man. They might be crazy shut-ins, but they've got good taste in this rare instance.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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We need more soup!
What does MSG get me?
What does MSG get me?
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Wait, mushroom soup gives you immortality? You would think someone would have noticed that by now.
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Why are they promoting using period blood as ink to kids?!
GO TO THE POLICE!
I have a magickal spell to not encounter anon hate! It's called logging off of Tumblr and it 100% effective!
I think it's less of a message from your dieites and more a consequence of you thinking of them all the time.
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verygayFrogs
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Diabetes, or Taco Bell level shits if your allergic to it.
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That mop water called "Calypso's Into Earth Soup" definitely looks like something you shouldn't drink-- it might actually curse you with dysentery. She gets points of authenticity for making it look like bog water.
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verygayFrogs
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No, it’s a group of people who believe you need surgery to be trans
Also buzzfeed is getting on it https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/what-type-of-witch-are-you?origin=web-hf
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All these buzzfeed "quizzes" and shit are ways of collecting marketing data that buzzfeed then sells to product designers and marketing companies. I'm 90% sure of it.
Speaking of, here's today's collection:
Maybe because historically the "witchy aesthetic" you like so much was actually just part of being a woman of the times and not actually unique to being a witch? Maybe because you have the word "witchcraft" being associated even today with actual, for-real abominations like cannibalism? Man, who knows? Not everyone lives in your aesthetic mood-board tumblr dashboard, Alex.
These people must be fun at parties; if they ever went to parties.
You should always rely on yourself, first!
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How is astral projection going to hurt anybody though? You're basically just imagining stuff right?
You won't think that music is a gift from Apollo after listening to baby shark for 40 hours straight.
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Astral rape of course, as we've seen multiple times in this thread.
That is a strange thing to focus on given the subject material anyway :V
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Apparently I'm the type of warlock who can cook.
Here's an ancient magical spell, passed down from my grandwitch:
- For a moist and flavorful fowl, you shall remove the chicken's spine, and lay it flat. Salt and let sit in the fridge for one daily cycle. Then, carefully, you must separate the skin from the flesh. Rub the flesh underneath the skin with butter that has been mixed with magical herbs and bacon fat, rosemary and garlic is a must for this spell to work. Rub the outer skin with some remaining butter mix, and sprinkle ground black peppercorns over it. Roast for three quarters of an hour at 450 imperial, then remove. Let sit for ten minutes, then slice and consume with your coven.
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Personally, my magical style is more in line with Mary Berry than Aleister Crowley.
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Instructions unclear, I got my astral dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
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Astral projection, like tulpamancy, is just imagination-time, but it can cause problems when taken to extremes (much like maladaptive daydreaming) and become self-induced psychosis.
A blow job?
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I can’t image being so retarded you think yourself into psychosis.