🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fake News Anchor]

Xander is the dad confirmed.

XANDER?! No I did not prep him. No - No it's not true. No it's not true!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

its actually worth .009 cents or 9/10ths of a cent with dlives cut

There are people working at McDonald's making more cash than him holy shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

There are people working at McDonald's making more cash than him holy shit.

i think even with some higher estimates for patreon (since ralph would brag non stop if the number was impressive) put him at only a few thousand more than the lowest american minimum wage and thats when its combined with his dlive income. He also seems to have trouble cashing out and it should be noted he streamed for quite a bit on dlive before his current period there so his actual annual take is bound to be somewhat lower along with ralph having at least some occasional outgoing lemons. hell even his current post suicide baiting and pity partying rate would really only have him competing with minimum wage in states where its higher including DC which he can commute to and often does

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

There are people working at McDonald's making more cash than him holy shit.

If you consider the amount of time he claims to put into prep and getting guests, he's making far less.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

its actually worth .009 cents or 9/10ths of a cent with dlives cut

I thought lemons were worth $0.017 now, which would put them at $0.01275 after dlives cut.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I thought lemons were worth $0.017 now, which would put them at $0.01275 after dlives cut.

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Apparently they take cuts on the front and back end now

 

[A Logging Company]

Apparently they take cuts on the front and back end now

This is basically what lemons are

 

[MeltyTW]

I thought lemons were worth $0.017 now, which would put them at $0.01275 after dlives cut.

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Apparently they take cuts on the front and back end now

no no no, what youre looking at is the prices for lemons, the price of obtaining lemons is different than their cash out value, oh thats what you meant freedom fries by cuts front and back, yeah theyve always had lemons be worth less than what you buy them for and then they take a cut of all lemon transactions

 

[Lore Master]

I thought lemons were worth $0.017 now, which would put them at $0.01275 after dlives cut.

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If you check the lino price which is what lemons are based on. It is .012 cents USD. Then Dlive take 25% of that to make it .009 cents per lino. They are charging more because people are getting the lino themselves and then when they send the lino to streamers Dlive gets an additional cut from the streamer. Dlive charges the person buying the lino and then charges the streamer for receiving lino.

 

[MeltyTW]

This is basically what lemons are

If you check the lino price which is what lemons are based on. It is .012 cents USD. Then Dlive take 25% of that to make it .009 cents per lino. They are charging more because people are getting the lino themselves and then when they send the lino to streamers Dlive gets an additional cut from the streamer. Dlive charges the person buying the lino and then charges the streamer for receiving lino.

lol whats funny is ralph apparently still has issues cashing them out so linked clip is even more accurate. also lol what a jewish system of money, couldnt have happened to a better crowd of scumbags and hug box craving literal retards and incels.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

lol whats funny is ralph apparently still has issues cashing them out so linked clip is even more accurate. also lol what a jewish system of money, couldnt have happened to a better crowd of scumbags and hug box craving literal retards and incels.

Step 1. Get kicked off Youtube
Step 2. Buy lemons to own the libs..?
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit...?

 

[Sam Losco]

If you check the lino price which is what lemons are based on. It is .012 cents USD. Then Dlive take 25% of that to make it .009 cents per lino. They are charging more because people are getting the lino themselves and then when they send the lino to streamers Dlive gets an additional cut from the streamer. Dlive charges the person buying the lino and then charges the streamer for receiving lino.

Are they still basing it off the Lino price even though Dlive is disconnected from the Lino blockchain now?

In any case, Ralph didn't even get 10k Lemons tonight. oof

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/8/20 – One more God reeeeeeejected with Holocaust-denying grandpa E Michael Jones

• FEAR
• FEAR GOD & GIVE GLORY TO HIM
• FOR THE HOUR OF HIS
• JUDGEMENT
• HAS COME
• TO YOU
• It’s 9:45 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• Our. . .strangely Ralph-less Bojack intro
• Spoke too soon. “Let’s fucking gooooooooo"
• Man, whenever I hear a Jim intro, I feel joy. When I hear a Ralph intro, I feel dread. One of these days he's gonna pull a bait-&-switch on me & play the Ebola-chan song
• [silence where guitar intro usually is]
• Oops, Ralph fucked up his YouTube music intro. Just make a playlist nigga
• [guitar intro for real this time]
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Godstream I am your bitter Catholic apostate host BOLDYSPICY
• Bibble is here
• Trump is chipper as fuck. I think they laced his Regeneron with meth because the old coot is in raring to fucking go
• Holocaust-denying grandpa is here Boomering up his shit
• We have an implied Soros mention from the Doc. Adding it to the count.
• Gramps is a devout Catholic, edits Culture Wars, wrote a billion books yes I know
• 2020 is a color revolution, but not the kind of “color" you’re thinking of, like Iran 2009 or Ukraine
• EMJ was 20 in 1968 & was like why are people rioting, it was law & order (???)
• Anyway we’re all fucked
• Pope hates guns, opinion EMJ? EMJ hates guns, that’s why there are police, except police suck now
• LESBIAN MAYORS!!!
• LESBIAN MAYORS PLANTED BY OBAMA RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
• Soros Count: 2
• Soros Count: 3
• BLM sucks, you don’t need to convince me
• Bibble & EMJ differ on muh 2A rights
• Internet war, muh freeze peach
• EMJ makes some okay points under all the crazy but I can’t take him seriously
• Of course as soon as I say this, he argues juice hate freeze peach & are ruining/running the Internet
• Bibble is trying to “gotcha" EMJ re: guns, just leave him alone Bibble
• Bibble is now taunting him about the Bible, don’t do it Bibble
• Haha, nice Bill Nye @Sam Losco
• 
  
• Someone says Ralph “looking alpha.” We ARE talking about Downs Fred Durst, right?
• EMJ hates homosexuals & they are not allowed to be ordained
• “homosexual churches"
• “He started life as a cocksucker, now he’s a Kochsucker! The Koch Brothers!”
• A diatribe on original sin
• Bible verse superchatter at it again
• EMJ's favorite decade is the carrying of the cross. Or do you mean decade in time, not decade of the rosary
• ACB is better than RBG
• RGB WAS A BABY-KILLING HOMOSEXUAL-LOVING JEW, thank you grandpa
• (ACB is alright I guess, but why does she have so many goddamn kids?)
• GAY MARRIAGE!!! HOMOSEXUALS!!!
• ABOMINATIONS!!!
• Talking about ACB's Charismatic Community ties. I'll agree they sound fucking weird.
• How can you be Catholic without confession? That’s weird
• Ralph can’t read English, why would you make him read superchats in Latin
• Switzerland has mandatory gun ownership?
• Father Coughlin & Charles Lindbergh did nothing wrong
• ISRAEL!!!
• Only one entire caller lol
• [autistic Christianity sperging]
• “The one thing I take pride in is my humility.” Is. . .is that a fucking joke?
• [more Christianity sperging]
• LOGOS!!!
• Good thing we have a devout caller to keep the theologist busy because Ralph sure as fuck can’t
• EMJ says you should sell out an illegal immigrant in your parish
• Ralph is bored lol
• Fuck juice, their covenant has been fulfilled by Jesus
• Fuck Calvinists, fuck Protestants, Catholics dabes
• CATHOLICISM IS FACTS & LOGIC
• FREEMASONS!!!
• Freemasons = jews
• Okay, “pride & humility” was a joke. Thank Christian God.
• EMJ schools SouthernDago by being leagues smarter than a dumb hick
• Jesus fuck Dago stop trying to niggerpill EMJ you fucking asshole
• EMJ shuts that shit down. You show that Southern Baptist scum, gramps
• Favorite decade (as in time) was the 70's
• A globe-trotting intellectual trounces an uneducated inbred Sicilian hick, inbred hick claims victory
• (Southern Baptists are the fucking worst, no I will not apologize)
• Speaking of the fucking worst, Warski is here
• Gator is here now also
• Baked Alaska lore with Warski
• Watching Baked clips while dodging rogue nigger words
• Chat says manipulating an obviously mentally ill woman is sick & Ralph gets mad
• Warski’s stutter is worse than ever
• Ashton is here to set the record straight about Baked
• Listening to Ashton talk is making my head pound but Baked is such a piece of shit
• Ashton echoes the chat sentiment that manipulating a clearly mentally ill woman for views is sick. The panel defends Baked.
• Baked is not a good person, shut up Ashton
• Bibble started choking on laughter as soon as Ashton said “Baked is a good person”
• Watching Baked clips forever
• Ashton rightfully tells Warski to shave his stupid manbun
• Baked's girlfriend has the stupidest uwu widdle baby girl voice I fucking hate it
• I am getting the worst migraine you guys, I can’t fucking take it
• Panel is discussing Baked's “allergies,” scratching, & paranoia with no fucking irony whatsoever
• I have a vein just fucking pulsing near my temple, I'm going to have an aneurysm
• IRL streaming is unsustainable & always ends in disaster, just don’t fucking do it
• STOP STOP FUCKING STOP I'VE HAD ENOUGH
• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FUCKING END CHRIST
• Arguing over whether or not Baked is actually drinking for like FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES
• Let’s watch the Mel Gibson Santa Killer trailer I want to die
• BUY A SHIRT
• Ralph could just end the show but he just wants me to suffer
• Breonna Taylor pics
• Ralph tells chat to fuck off & die & Gator tells him to relax, chat is five seconds behind
• Media bad
• Ralph slapfights with Sargon on Twitter about juice
• Women bad
• Trump clips
• Ralph sounds as miffed & low-energy as I am
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• Trump hosting Rush Limbaugh’s show tomorrow
• One more for the DLive crew
• [Tyler Childers – “Nose on the Grindstone"

 

[MeltyTW]

88 dollars pre gatror's cut and pre guest fees. would any of you want to be ethan ralph right now? bragging about having less than 20 year olds well into your thirties? trying to game and scam the system only to end up sucking chinese dick when you could make almost double your wage, even after a boost post suicide baiting your own friends, at a near-by mcdonalds? is this winning ethan ralph? Trying to hock your cold backpiled shitty stickers and making shirts with more fonts than microsoft word?

this is disgraceful,gator takes at least 5 bucks, he smokes a pack a day so five more bucks, he drinks heavily so at least five more dollars daily. Hes doing pills live on stream now btw, is this fucking winning? look at what has been done to you, you cant even keep awake in your stream without a bar or two or three of xannies and drink. absolutely pathetic i wouldnt wish the living situation of his literal desert side shack on pedophiles or murderers.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

88 dollars pre gatror's cut and pre guest fees. would any of you want to be ethan ralph right now? bragging about having less than 20 year olds well into your thirties? trying to game and scam the system only to end up sucking chinese dick when you could make almost double your wage post suicide baiting your own friends at a near-by mcdonalds? is this winning ethan ralph? Trying to hock your cold backpiled shitty stickers and making shirts with more fonts than microsoft word?

this is disgraceful,gator takes at least 5 bucks, he smokes a pack a day so five more bucks, he drinks heavily so at least five more dollars daily. Hes doing pills live on stream now btw, is this fucking winning? look at what has been done to you, you cant even keep awake in your stream without a bar or two or three of xannies and drink. absolutely pathetic i wouldnt wish the living situation of his literal desert side shack on pedophiles or murderers.

Screw McDonalds, he could make more than that on welfare. He could probably make that much panhandling, which is basically what he does anyway.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/8/20 – One more God reeeeeeejected with Holocaust-denying grandpa E Michael Jones

• FEAR
• FEAR GOD & GIVE GLORY TO HIM
• FOR THE HOUR OF HIS
• JUDGEMENT
• HAS COME
• TO YOU
• It’s 9:45 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• Our. . .strangely Ralph-less Bojack intro
• Spoke too soon. “Let’s fucking gooooooooo"
• Man, whenever I hear a Jim intro, I feel joy. When I hear a Ralph intro, I feel dread. One of these days he's gonna pull a bait-&-switch on me & play the Ebola-chan song
• [silence where guitar intro usually is]
• Oops, Ralph fucked up his YouTube music intro. Just make a playlist nigga
• [guitar intro for real this time]
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Godstream I am your bitter Catholic apostate host BOLDYSPICY
• Bibble is here
• Trump is chipper as fuck. I think they laced his Regeneron with meth because the old coot is in raring to fucking go
• Holocaust-denying grandpa is here Boomering up his shit
• We have an implied Soros mention from the Doc. Adding it to the count.
• Gramps is a devout Catholic, edits Culture Wars, wrote a billion books yes I know
• 2020 is a color revolution, but not the kind of “color" you’re thinking of, like Iran 2009 or Ukraine
• EMJ was 20 in 1968 & was like why are people rioting, it was law & order (???)
• Anyway we’re all fucked
• Pope hates guns, opinion EMJ? EMJ hates guns, that’s why there are police, except police suck now
• LESBIAN MAYORS!!!
• LESBIAN MAYORS PLANTED BY OBAMA RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
• Soros Count: 2
• Soros Count: 3
• BLM sucks, you don’t need to convince me
• Bibble & EMJ differ on muh 2A rights
• Internet war, muh freeze peach
• EMJ makes some okay points under all the crazy but I can’t take him seriously
• Of course as soon as I say this, he argues juice hate freeze peach & are ruining/running the Internet
• Bibble is trying to “gotcha" EMJ re: guns, just leave him alone Bibble
• Bibble is now taunting him about the Bible, don’t do it Bibble
• Haha, nice Bill Nye @Sam Losco
• View attachment 1650746
  
• Someone says Ralph “looking alpha.” We ARE talking about Downs Fred Durst, right?
• EMJ hates homosexuals & they are not allowed to be ordained
• “homosexual churches"
• “He started life as a cocksucker, now he’s a Kochsucker! The Koch Brothers!”
• A diatribe on original sin
• Bible verse superchatter at it again
• EMJ's favorite decade is the carrying of the cross. Or do you mean decade in time, not decade of the rosary
• ACB is better than RBG
• RGB WAS A BABY-KILLING HOMOSEXUAL-LOVING JEW, thank you grandpa
• (ACB is alright I guess, but why does she have so many goddamn kids?)
• GAY MARRIAGE!!! HOMOSEXUALS!!!
• ABOMINATIONS!!!
• Talking about ACB's Charismatic Community ties. I'll agree they sound fucking weird.
• How can you be Catholic without confession? That’s weird
• Ralph can’t read English, why would you make him read superchats in Latin
• Switzerland has mandatory gun ownership?
• Father Coughlin & Charles Lindbergh did nothing wrong
• ISRAEL!!!
• Only one entire caller lol
• [autistic Christianity sperging]
• “The one thing I take pride in is my humility.” Is. . .is that a fucking joke?
• [more Christianity sperging]
• LOGOS!!!
• Good thing we have a devout caller to keep the theologist busy because Ralph sure as fuck can’t
• EMJ says you should sell out an illegal immigrant in your parish
• Ralph is bored lol
• Fuck juice, their covenant has been fulfilled by Jesus
• Fuck Calvinists, fuck Protestants, Catholics dabes
• CATHOLICISM IS FACTS & LOGIC
• FREEMASONS!!!
• Freemasons = jews
• Okay, “pride & humility” was a joke. Thank Christian God.
• EMJ schools SouthernDago by being leagues smarter than a dumb hick
• Jesus fuck Dago stop trying to niggerpill EMJ you fucking asshole
• EMJ shuts that shit down. You show that Southern Baptist scum, gramps
• Favorite decade (as in time) was the 70's
• A globe-trotting intellectual trounces an uneducated inbred Sicilian hick, inbred hick claims victory
• (Southern Baptists are the fucking worst, no I will not apologize)
• Speaking of the fucking worst, Warski is here
• Gator is here now also
• Baked Alaska lore with Warski
• Watching Baked clips while dodging rogue nigger words
• Chat says manipulating an obviously mentally ill woman is sick & Ralph gets mad
• Warski’s stutter is worse than ever
• Ashton is here to set the record straight about Baked
• Listening to Ashton talk is making my head pound but Baked is such a piece of shit
• Ashton echoes the chat sentiment that manipulating a clearly mentally ill woman for views is sick. The panel defends Baked.
• Baked is not a good person, shut up Ashton
• Bibble started choking on laughter as soon as Ashton said “Baked is a good person”
• Watching Baked clips forever
• Ashton rightfully tells Warski to shave his stupid manbun
• Baked's girlfriend has the stupidest uwu widdle baby girl voice I fucking hate it
• I am getting the worst migraine you guys, I can’t fucking take it
• Panel is discussing Baked's “allergies,” scratching, & paranoia with no fucking irony whatsoever
• I have a vein just fucking pulsing near my temple, I'm going to have an aneurysm
• IRL streaming is unsustainable & always ends in disaster, just don’t fucking do it
• STOP STOP FUCKING STOP I'VE HAD ENOUGH
• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FUCKING END CHRIST
• Arguing over whether or not Baked is actually drinking for like FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES
• Let’s watch the Mel Gibson Santa Killer trailer I want to die
• BUY A SHIRT
• Ralph could just end the show but he just wants me to suffer
• Breonna Taylor pics
• Ralph tells chat to fuck off & die & Gator tells him to relax, chat is five seconds behind
• Media bad
• Ralph slapfights with Sargon on Twitter about juice
• Women bad
• Trump clips
• Ralph sounds as miffed & low-energy as I am
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• Trump hosting Rush Limbaugh’s show tomorrow
• One more for the DLive crew
• [Tyler Childers – “Nose on the Grindstone"

Appreciate the mind-numbing suffering you put yourself through to bring us these recaps. I had to quit hate watching this boring tard fucker two weeks ago before I beat my brains out with a fucking cinder block. There is something to be said that even in text form written by someone not drugged out and mentally deficient the killstream still manages to be just about the most boring irredeemable fucking thing on the internet.

 

[soy_king]

lol whats funny is ralph apparently still has issues cashing them out so linked clip is even more accurate. also lol what a jewish system of money, couldnt have happened to a better crowd of scumbags and hug box craving literal retards and incels.

So you're telling me that PPP was even more successful than Ralph at his own grift just by being able to cash out? I guess this is what being hood rich is all about.

 

[soy_king]

In this edition of National Geographic we have the tribal mating dance of the first Gunt
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The chocolification of the face is truly the piece de resistance.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

PPP and Surfer get more natural viewers at nearly 4 am than Ralph does

 

[Spectre_06]

Plus I bet it runs in his family

Brah nothing in his family runs, that's why he's fat and has DIABEETUS.