Say lowtax does the impossible and actually sells the site. Given his predilection for expensive trash and that Mrs. Lowtax will cut him off for losing all of her grandkids, he might have to get a real job within months of selling. My question is: what job is he suited for? I can't really think of many marketable skills he has: he's not an entrepreneur or a marketer if his mangosteen, cityname sportsteam, spaceship.jpg, podcast, or goon project du jour ventures are any indication. He's not handy with IT, given that he kept indentured computer touchers around to fuck maintain the site like a posting mausoleum. He's not funny, smart, hip, pandering, or charismatic enough (or at all) to be an Internet Personality these days. So... what? Could he fail upward into some blog editorial position like the Jeb Lunds and Dan O'Sullivans of his site? Could he slum it on some corporate streaming site like those tired twitter guys dril and eedrk, maybe talking over shitty old movies or something? Could he actually trick doctors and social workers into believing his "old man's back" disease is actually debilitating and become a professional welfare queen? Just a thought exercise for you all.
