🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Brah nothing in his family runs, that's why he's fat and has DIABEETUS.

I was just thinking about that joke today, too.

I was also thinking about that Flat Earth guy from the other week, particularly his retarded diatribe about not being able to feel the sun during winter. I was taking a walk this morning while it was a sweltering 48°F & the sun was still beating down hard enough for you to feel its heat directly on you despite the surrounding air being pretty chilly. It's just blowing my mind that this shizo out there is still clinging to his delusion despite his argument completely falling apart in the face of a brisk morning walk.

Another thing that was on my mind was last night's outro by Ralph's new favorite artist. He chooses his songs based on how he feels they describe or relate to him, which is why he loves the Bojack intro so much. But I yet again find myself dumbfounded that the man who's never worked an actual job & pops tabs on camera will play a song with the lyrics "keep your nose on the grindstone & out of the pills" without a hint of irony.

 

[Toma]

I was just thinking about that joke today, too.

I was also thinking about that Flat Earth guy from the other week, particularly his retarded diatribe about not being able to feel the sun during winter. I was taking a walk this morning while it was a sweltering 48°F & the sun was still beating down hard enough for you to feel its heat directly on you despite the surrounding air being pretty chilly. It's just blowing my mind that this shizo out there is still clinging to his delusion despite his argument completely falling apart in the face of a brisk morning walk.

Another thing that was on my mind was last night's outro by Ralph's new favorite artist. He chooses his songs based on how he feels they describe or relate to him, which is why he loves the Bojack intro so much. But I yet again find myself dumbfounded that the man who's never worked an actual job & pops tabs on camera will play a song with the lyrics "keep your nose on the grindstone & out of the pills" without a hint of irony.

Trust me when I say I have a lot of love for you in my heart but I think you're mentally ill for thinking about flat earth theories on your morning walk

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Trust me when I say I have a lot of love for you in my heart but I think you're mentally ill for thinking about flat earth theories on your morning walk

In my defense, I was only thinking about it because the sun was all up in my face while I was trying to have a nice walk.

I also never said I wasn't mentally ill. How else do you think I've sat through entire Killstreams thus far while paying enough attention to take notes?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Trust me when I say I have a lot of love for you in my heart but I think you're mentally ill for thinking about flat earth theories on your morning walk

I'm a guy who loves to entertain a good conspiracy theory, but flat earth just pisses me off. None of it makes sense, and for any of it to makes sense, whole aspects of science and understanding have to be wrong, which they aren't. I remember a few years ago when flat earth was at it's peak on youtube Joe Rogan had Steve-O on and in the first few mins Steve-O played a video of him riding in a Russian Mig fighter jet going so high that he could see the curvature of the earth. Out of all the people and all the ways to prove the earth is round, the easiest to accept evidence comes from a guy who threw up a goldfish and shot bottle rockets out his ass. He saw the curve with his own eyes, take that flat boys.

 

[AltisticRight]

You forgot :
~Ethan Ralph (notporn)/Faith_GUNTED.mkv
~Ethan Ralph (notporn)/Faith_Abortion.mkv

~Ethan Ralph (notporn)/Faith_GUNTED[720P].mkv
(Last modified 2015)

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm a guy who loves to entertain a good conspiracy theory, but flat earth just pisses me off. None of it makes sense, and for any of it to makes sense, who aspects of since and understanding have to be wrong, which they aren't. I remember a few years ago when flat earth was at it's peak on youtube Joe Rogan had Steve-O on and in the first few mins Steve-O played a video of him riding in a Russian Mig fighter jet going so high that he could see the curvature of the earth. Out of all the people and all the ways to prove the earth is round, the easiest to accept evidence comes from a guy who threw up a goldfish and shot bottle rockets out his ass. He saw the curve with his own eyes, take that flat boys.

you kind of have to abandon logic to enjoy flat earth stuff, you have to basically have the same mind set as you do when learning about a fantasy cosmology. also a bit interesting to see a more older style fundamental christian view of the earth as laid out in the bible. flat earth stuff is at its worst when they're trying to do math and selectively using scientific concepts to prove other ones dont exist or are lies, its at its best when they rant about how the earth is surrounded by an ice wall and how the firmament separates us from the outer seas of space and other such stuff.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/8/20 – One more God reeeeeeejected with Holocaust-denying grandpa E Michael Jones

• FEAR
• FEAR GOD & GIVE GLORY TO HIM
• FOR THE HOUR OF HIS
• JUDGEMENT
• HAS COME
• TO YOU
• It’s 9:45 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• Our. . .strangely Ralph-less Bojack intro
• Spoke too soon. “Let’s fucking gooooooooo"
• Man, whenever I hear a Jim intro, I feel joy. When I hear a Ralph intro, I feel dread. One of these days he's gonna pull a bait-&-switch on me & play the Ebola-chan song
• [silence where guitar intro usually is]
• Oops, Ralph fucked up his YouTube music intro. Just make a playlist nigga
• [guitar intro for real this time]
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Godstream I am your bitter Catholic apostate host BOLDYSPICY
• Bibble is here
• Trump is chipper as fuck. I think they laced his Regeneron with meth because the old coot is in raring to fucking go
• Holocaust-denying grandpa is here Boomering up his shit
• We have an implied Soros mention from the Doc. Adding it to the count.
• Gramps is a devout Catholic, edits Culture Wars, wrote a billion books yes I know
• 2020 is a color revolution, but not the kind of “color" you’re thinking of, like Iran 2009 or Ukraine
• EMJ was 20 in 1968 & was like why are people rioting, it was law & order (???)
• Anyway we’re all fucked
• Pope hates guns, opinion EMJ? EMJ hates guns, that’s why there are police, except police suck now
• LESBIAN MAYORS!!!
• LESBIAN MAYORS PLANTED BY OBAMA RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
• Soros Count: 2
• Soros Count: 3
• BLM sucks, you don’t need to convince me
• Bibble & EMJ differ on muh 2A rights
• Internet war, muh freeze peach
• EMJ makes some okay points under all the crazy but I can’t take him seriously
• Of course as soon as I say this, he argues juice hate freeze peach & are ruining/running the Internet
• Bibble is trying to “gotcha" EMJ re: guns, just leave him alone Bibble
• Bibble is now taunting him about the Bible, don’t do it Bibble
• Haha, nice Bill Nye @Sam Losco
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• Someone says Ralph “looking alpha.” We ARE talking about Downs Fred Durst, right?
• EMJ hates homosexuals & they are not allowed to be ordained
• “homosexual churches"
• “He started life as a cocksucker, now he’s a Kochsucker! The Koch Brothers!”
• A diatribe on original sin
• Bible verse superchatter at it again
• EMJ's favorite decade is the carrying of the cross. Or do you mean decade in time, not decade of the rosary
• ACB is better than RBG
• RGB WAS A BABY-KILLING HOMOSEXUAL-LOVING JEW, thank you grandpa
• (ACB is alright I guess, but why does she have so many goddamn kids?)
• GAY MARRIAGE!!! HOMOSEXUALS!!!
• ABOMINATIONS!!!
• Talking about ACB's Charismatic Community ties. I'll agree they sound fucking weird.
• How can you be Catholic without confession? That’s weird
• Ralph can’t read English, why would you make him read superchats in Latin
• Switzerland has mandatory gun ownership?
• Father Coughlin & Charles Lindbergh did nothing wrong
• ISRAEL!!!
• Only one entire caller lol
• [autistic Christianity sperging]
• “The one thing I take pride in is my humility.” Is. . .is that a fucking joke?
• [more Christianity sperging]
• LOGOS!!!
• Good thing we have a devout caller to keep the theologist busy because Ralph sure as fuck can’t
• EMJ says you should sell out an illegal immigrant in your parish
• Ralph is bored lol
• Fuck juice, their covenant has been fulfilled by Jesus
• Fuck Calvinists, fuck Protestants, Catholics dabes
• CATHOLICISM IS FACTS & LOGIC
• FREEMASONS!!!
• Freemasons = jews
• Okay, “pride & humility” was a joke. Thank Christian God.
• EMJ schools SouthernDago by being leagues smarter than a dumb hick
• Jesus fuck Dago stop trying to niggerpill EMJ you fucking asshole
• EMJ shuts that shit down. You show that Southern Baptist scum, gramps
• Favorite decade (as in time) was the 70's
• A globe-trotting intellectual trounces an uneducated inbred Sicilian hick, inbred hick claims victory
• (Southern Baptists are the fucking worst, no I will not apologize)
• Speaking of the fucking worst, Warski is here
• Gator is here now also
• Baked Alaska lore with Warski
• Watching Baked clips while dodging rogue nigger words
• Chat says manipulating an obviously mentally ill woman is sick & Ralph gets mad
• Warski’s stutter is worse than ever
• Ashton is here to set the record straight about Baked
• Listening to Ashton talk is making my head pound but Baked is such a piece of shit
• Ashton echoes the chat sentiment that manipulating a clearly mentally ill woman for views is sick. The panel defends Baked.
• Baked is not a good person, shut up Ashton
• Bibble started choking on laughter as soon as Ashton said “Baked is a good person”
• Watching Baked clips forever
• Ashton rightfully tells Warski to shave his stupid manbun
• Baked's girlfriend has the stupidest uwu widdle baby girl voice I fucking hate it
• I am getting the worst migraine you guys, I can’t fucking take it
• Panel is discussing Baked's “allergies,” scratching, & paranoia with no fucking irony whatsoever
• I have a vein just fucking pulsing near my temple, I'm going to have an aneurysm
• IRL streaming is unsustainable & always ends in disaster, just don’t fucking do it
• STOP STOP FUCKING STOP I'VE HAD ENOUGH
• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FUCKING END CHRIST
• Arguing over whether or not Baked is actually drinking for like FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES
• Let’s watch the Mel Gibson Santa Killer trailer I want to die
• BUY A SHIRT
• Ralph could just end the show but he just wants me to suffer
• Breonna Taylor pics
• Ralph tells chat to fuck off & die & Gator tells him to relax, chat is five seconds behind
• Media bad
• Ralph slapfights with Sargon on Twitter about juice
• Women bad
• Trump clips
• Ralph sounds as miffed & low-energy as I am
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• Trump hosting Rush Limbaugh’s show tomorrow
• One more for the DLive crew
• [Tyler Childers – “Nose on the Grindstone"

I love you, Thank you for your service

 

[Neko GF]

Trust me when I say I have a lot of love for you in my heart but I think you're mentally ill for thinking about flat earth theories on your morning walk

@BOLDYSPICY! has been on the Farms since 2014 and has been sitting through and recapping Ralph's streams for a long time. That's bound to take some kind of toll on his mental health.

 

[Freedom Fries]

no no no, what youre looking at is the prices for lemons, the price of obtaining lemons is different than their cash out value, oh thats what you meant freedom fries by cuts front and back, yeah theyve always had lemons be worth less than what you buy them for and then they take a cut of all lemon transactions

If you check the lino price which is what lemons are based on. It is .012 cents USD. Then Dlive take 25% of that to make it .009 cents per lino. They are charging more because people are getting the lino themselves and then when they send the lino to streamers Dlive gets an additional cut from the streamer. Dlive charges the person buying the lino and then charges the streamer for receiving lino.

Yeah that's what I meant. I think it used to just be that they took the cut on the lemon purchase originally hence my and other peoples' confusion.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/8/20 – One more God reeeeeeejected with Holocaust-denying grandpa E Michael Jones

• FEAR
• FEAR GOD & GIVE GLORY TO HIM
• FOR THE HOUR OF HIS
• JUDGEMENT
• HAS COME
• TO YOU

Didn't Dlive explicitly tell him to tone down the weird, racial circlejerking? This sounds like they're listening and performing to Dlive's high standards.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

you kind of have to abandon logic to enjoy flat earth stuff, you have to basically have the same mind set as you do when learning about a fantasy cosmology. also a bit interesting to see a more older style fundamental christian view of the earth as laid out in the bible. flat earth stuff is at its worst when they're trying to do math and selectively using scientific concepts to prove other ones dont exist or are lies, its at its best when they rant about how the earth is surrounded by an ice wall and how the firmament separates us from the outer seas of space and other such stuff.

Sometimes I think the flat earth thing is an elaborate long-running troll that got out of hand when retards got hold of it. The same people that put their iPhone in the microwave to charge it because they fell for a glossy ad from 4chan.

 

[MeltyTW]

Sometimes I think the flat earth thing is an elaborate long-running troll that got out of hand when retards got hold of it. The same people that put their iPhone in the microwave to charge it because they fell for a glossy ad from 4chan.

incredibly likely, happened with Q a single tripcode poster cascading into whatever this is now. which has me thinking, my lukewarm oft repeated take here is still hotter than any of gaytor the supposed old fag's take and ethan's. all they did with Q is waffle on it so as to not chase any potential future paypiggy infowars viewers away and just making mouth noises while xoned out on xannies. These guys are supposed to have a finger on the pulse on the fringes of society and of right wing politics and imageboards but they dont even have basic obvious facts down pat

 

[Guntkvd]

I was rewatching Godwinson's sunset mindset stream today and he straight up said that Ralph's trolling is losing steam and he will switch to Fuentes. Funny how the truth was out there the whole time. He also mentioned 5 hour long gunt documentary, which never materialized. So where is it? #ReleaseTheGodwinsonCut

 

[itsoktobewhite]

the man who's never worked an actual job & pops tabs on camera

I must’ve missed this. Is there a clip of this? I can’t imagine Dlive being very enthusiastic about it

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I must’ve missed this. Is there a clip of this? I can’t imagine Dlive being very enthusiastic about it

There's a section in the Ballad of Ethan Ralph by @KillAllPedos where you can hear Ralph crunching on pills. Gator whispers to him "Ralph, they can hear that!" followed by Ralph saying he was just taking aspirin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WrIAZpjEH8

 

[Mr. Manchester]

• LESBIAN MAYORS!!!
• LESBIAN MAYORS PLANTED BY OBAMA RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

I would like to nominate @BOLDYSPICY! for mayor of the Ralph thread.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ethan could turn the Killstream into a proper schizostream about niche conspiracy theories; no political bullshit (he just can't handle it except for some jokes here and there), he should "go back to the basics" and talk about the Piri Reis map, the Dropas, all this cool shit. Big plus: he could invite plenty of Jewish guests and at the same time make a lot of off-handed remarks about Jews to keep the lemons flowing. He could really be some kind of gateway into more complex theories, Infowars would be happy to have him on board full time if he did this.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/8/20 – One more God reeeeeeejected with Holocaust-denying grandpa E Michael Jones

• FEAR
• FEAR GOD & GIVE GLORY TO HIM
• FOR THE HOUR OF HIS
• JUDGEMENT
• HAS COME
• TO YOU
• It’s 9:45 PM & we have our Bojack intro
• Our. . .strangely Ralph-less Bojack intro
• Spoke too soon. “Let’s fucking gooooooooo"
• Man, whenever I hear a Jim intro, I feel joy. When I hear a Ralph intro, I feel dread. One of these days he's gonna pull a bait-&-switch on me & play the Ebola-chan song
• [silence where guitar intro usually is]
• Oops, Ralph fucked up his YouTube music intro. Just make a playlist nigga
• [guitar intro for real this time]
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Godstream I am your bitter Catholic apostate host BOLDYSPICY
• Bibble is here
• Trump is chipper as fuck. I think they laced his Regeneron with meth because the old coot is in raring to fucking go
• Holocaust-denying grandpa is here Boomering up his shit
• We have an implied Soros mention from the Doc. Adding it to the count.
• Gramps is a devout Catholic, edits Culture Wars, wrote a billion books yes I know
• 2020 is a color revolution, but not the kind of “color" you’re thinking of, like Iran 2009 or Ukraine
• EMJ was 20 in 1968 & was like why are people rioting, it was law & order (???)
• Anyway we’re all fucked
• Pope hates guns, opinion EMJ? EMJ hates guns, that’s why there are police, except police suck now
• LESBIAN MAYORS!!!
• LESBIAN MAYORS PLANTED BY OBAMA RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
• Soros Count: 2
• Soros Count: 3
• BLM sucks, you don’t need to convince me
• Bibble & EMJ differ on muh 2A rights
• Internet war, muh freeze peach
• EMJ makes some okay points under all the crazy but I can’t take him seriously
• Of course as soon as I say this, he argues juice hate freeze peach & are ruining/running the Internet
• Bibble is trying to “gotcha" EMJ re: guns, just leave him alone Bibble
• Bibble is now taunting him about the Bible, don’t do it Bibble
• Haha, nice Bill Nye @Sam Losco
• View attachment 1650746
  
• Someone says Ralph “looking alpha.” We ARE talking about Downs Fred Durst, right?
• EMJ hates homosexuals & they are not allowed to be ordained
• “homosexual churches"
• “He started life as a cocksucker, now he’s a Kochsucker! The Koch Brothers!”
• A diatribe on original sin
• Bible verse superchatter at it again
• EMJ's favorite decade is the carrying of the cross. Or do you mean decade in time, not decade of the rosary
• ACB is better than RBG
• RGB WAS A BABY-KILLING HOMOSEXUAL-LOVING JEW, thank you grandpa
• (ACB is alright I guess, but why does she have so many goddamn kids?)
• GAY MARRIAGE!!! HOMOSEXUALS!!!
• ABOMINATIONS!!!
• Talking about ACB's Charismatic Community ties. I'll agree they sound fucking weird.
• How can you be Catholic without confession? That’s weird
• Ralph can’t read English, why would you make him read superchats in Latin
• Switzerland has mandatory gun ownership?
• Father Coughlin & Charles Lindbergh did nothing wrong
• ISRAEL!!!
• Only one entire caller lol
• [autistic Christianity sperging]
• “The one thing I take pride in is my humility.” Is. . .is that a fucking joke?
• [more Christianity sperging]
• LOGOS!!!
• Good thing we have a devout caller to keep the theologist busy because Ralph sure as fuck can’t
• EMJ says you should sell out an illegal immigrant in your parish
• Ralph is bored lol
• Fuck juice, their covenant has been fulfilled by Jesus
• Fuck Calvinists, fuck Protestants, Catholics dabes
• CATHOLICISM IS FACTS & LOGIC
• FREEMASONS!!!
• Freemasons = jews
• Okay, “pride & humility” was a joke. Thank Christian God.
• EMJ schools SouthernDago by being leagues smarter than a dumb hick
• Jesus fuck Dago stop trying to niggerpill EMJ you fucking asshole
• EMJ shuts that shit down. You show that Southern Baptist scum, gramps
• Favorite decade (as in time) was the 70's
• A globe-trotting intellectual trounces an uneducated inbred Sicilian hick, inbred hick claims victory
• (Southern Baptists are the fucking worst, no I will not apologize)
• Speaking of the fucking worst, Warski is here
• Gator is here now also
• Baked Alaska lore with Warski
• Watching Baked clips while dodging rogue nigger words
• Chat says manipulating an obviously mentally ill woman is sick & Ralph gets mad
• Warski’s stutter is worse than ever
• Ashton is here to set the record straight about Baked
• Listening to Ashton talk is making my head pound but Baked is such a piece of shit
• Ashton echoes the chat sentiment that manipulating a clearly mentally ill woman for views is sick. The panel defends Baked.
• Baked is not a good person, shut up Ashton
• Bibble started choking on laughter as soon as Ashton said “Baked is a good person”
• Watching Baked clips forever
• Ashton rightfully tells Warski to shave his stupid manbun
• Baked's girlfriend has the stupidest uwu widdle baby girl voice I fucking hate it
• I am getting the worst migraine you guys, I can’t fucking take it
• Panel is discussing Baked's “allergies,” scratching, & paranoia with no fucking irony whatsoever
• I have a vein just fucking pulsing near my temple, I'm going to have an aneurysm
• IRL streaming is unsustainable & always ends in disaster, just don’t fucking do it
• STOP STOP FUCKING STOP I'VE HAD ENOUGH
• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FUCKING END CHRIST
• Arguing over whether or not Baked is actually drinking for like FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES
• Let’s watch the Mel Gibson Santa Killer trailer I want to die
• BUY A SHIRT
• Ralph could just end the show but he just wants me to suffer
• Breonna Taylor pics
• Ralph tells chat to fuck off & die & Gator tells him to relax, chat is five seconds behind
• Media bad
• Ralph slapfights with Sargon on Twitter about juice
• Women bad
• Trump clips
• Ralph sounds as miffed & low-energy as I am
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• Trump hosting Rush Limbaugh’s show tomorrow
• One more for the DLive crew
• [Tyler Childers – “Nose on the Grindstone"

I can only imagine the amount of seething Ralph and Warski have been doing behind the scenes about Baked, just having Ashton as a recurring guest makes me almost certain that Ralph in particular is livid that his former enemy is doing significantly better than himself. It's really funny when you think about it since Ralph got his big break on YouTube by stealing Baked's audience after his Sweet Erin meltdown, watching Baked have triple the viewers and making thousands each night must be a real mind fuck for them. I know Warski recently has a few times straight up stream sniped Baked and I'm sure Ralph will start doing the same, I'm willing to bet Ralph is already plotting to attempt to steal a portion of Baked's audience again if when the next fall from grace occurs. I don't think it will work this time however, no Jim in the picture this time to help facilitate it plus a good chunk of Baked's audience seems to be there for the trashfire (I know I am) and some are from IP2 so they want to see IRL content which (at this moment) Ralph isn't going to give them. The temptation is going to be high for Ralph and Warski, every night Baked brings in hundreds if not thousands in streamlabs and superchat money... I think the potential for Miami 2.0 is going to grow each day as long as Baked keeps blowing them out of the water in viewers and money. Above all the Gunt is greedy

 

[MeltyTW]

There's a section in the Ballad of Ethan Ralph by @KillAllPedos where you can hear Ralph crunching on pills. Gator whispers to him "Ralph, they can hear that!" followed by Ralph saying he was just taking aspirin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WrIAZpjEH8

he did pills openly in his latest stream hold on ill find the stamp

Ethan could turn the Killstream into a proper schizostream about niche conspiracy theories; no political bullshit (he just can't handle it except for some jokes here and there), he should "go back to the basics" and talk about the Piri Reis map, the Dropas, all this cool shit. Big plus: he could invite plenty of Jewish guests and at the same time make a lot of off-handed remarks about Jews to keep the lemons flowing. He could really be some kind of gateway into more complex theories, Infowars would be happy to have him on board full time if he did this.

plus he could probably actually make that entertaining AND he could have the likes of godwinson and ppp on, hell id watch it. he just has to realize even people spending an unhealthy amount of time here like me dont actually hate him and would just as soon watch as laugh at him

 

[Haru Okumura]

Gold Star Caller Southern Dingo has a type, and it's apparently "in active withdrawal from Xanax."

Careful, Ethan!

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