DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Okay guys, so today I've decided to start playing this really popular new hot game called Quake 3 Arena *snort*

Headshot.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

BLOODY HELL, PHIL'S TOP INSIDE MAN GOT US!
LADS SCRAP THE DIVORCE OP, THIS IS THE NEW TOP SECRET ONE!

Spoiler: DON'T SHARE

Ok lads here's the NEW trolling plan.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad will charge his gated community. The gate code is 2662. Once inside STEALTH MODE to his condo, hide near his office window, TUNE IN TO HIS RESTREAM (DO NOT GIVE HIM VIEWS) and WAIT for the signal.

SNIPEPEPE Squad will go in behind SAD BOY HOURS Squad and hide in some bushes and offer sniper support, JUST IN CASE.

DIAMOND WHEELCHAIR Squad will start tipping and IMMEDIATELY chargeback. Make it OBVIOUS so NOONE ELSE gives him any money. Force him to take his "Water break" aka "Whale call" so he leaves his office. THIS IS THE SIGNAL.

KILLER WHALE is our inside man. Once Phil contacts him behind the scenes crying about low tips, he will stall for as long as he can. It SHOULD give you a 5 to 10 minute window.

During his leave SAD BOY HOURS will ASH RUSH his window and break into his office. DO NOT GET CUT ON THE GLASS, IT WILL HURT LADS. Once inside steal his most prized posession, the Takken 3 Mall Trophy. Bag it and RUN. IF Phil sees you he will grab his DOOR HATCHET, so be ready to DUEL. If this happens, THROW A ROCK OR IDK SOMETHING HARD AT HIM BECAUSE WTF IS RANGE EVEN, he is also a big target so you wont miss. Once you make it outside you are SAFE because Phil WILL NOT BE ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW, he has a bad back dude.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad and SNIPEPEPE Squad will meet up outside Phil's gated community where you will be extracted safely.


Best of luck lads. Also DO NOT SPREAD THIS, THEY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT OUR PLAN TO DIVORCE PHIL AND KATHERINE. If this EVER leaks I will be proper mad.

Phil is such a fucking exceptional individual it's insane. This is the same shit he did when he got married and was worried about people breaking into his condo and harming Jasper.

 

[Angry Mug]

Gamin' like it's 2010

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

BLOODY HELL, PHIL'S TOP INSIDE MAN GOT US!
LADS SCRAP THE DIVORCE OP, THIS IS THE NEW TOP SECRET ONE!

Spoiler: DON'T SHARE

Ok lads here's the NEW trolling plan.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad will charge his gated community. The gate code is 2662. Once inside STEALTH MODE to his condo, hide near his office window, TUNE IN TO HIS RESTREAM (DO NOT GIVE HIM VIEWS) and WAIT for the signal.

SNIPEPEPE Squad will go in behind SAD BOY HOURS Squad and hide in some bushes and offer sniper support, JUST IN CASE.

DIAMOND WHEELCHAIR Squad will start tipping and IMMEDIATELY chargeback. Make it OBVIOUS so NOONE ELSE gives him any money. Force him to take his "Water break" aka "Whale call" so he leaves his office. THIS IS THE SIGNAL.

KILLER WHALE is our inside man. Once Phil contacts him behind the scenes crying about low tips, he will stall for as long as he can. It SHOULD give you a 5 to 10 minute window.

During his leave SAD BOY HOURS will ASH RUSH his window and break into his office. DO NOT GET CUT ON THE GLASS, IT WILL HURT LADS. Once inside steal his most prized posession, the Takken 3 Mall Trophy. Bag it and RUN. IF Phil sees you he will grab his DOOR HATCHET, so be ready to DUEL. If this happens, THROW A ROCK OR IDK SOMETHING HARD AT HIM BECAUSE WTF IS RANGE EVEN, he is also a big target so you wont miss. Once you make it outside you are SAFE because Phil WILL NOT BE ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW, he has a bad back dude.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad and SNIPEPEPE Squad will meet up outside Phil's gated community where you will be extracted safely.


Best of luck lads. Also DO NOT SPREAD THIS, THEY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT OUR PLAN TO DIVORCE PHIL AND KATHERINE. If this EVER leaks I will be proper mad.

Phil is such a fucking exceptional individual it's insane. This is the same shit he did when he got married and was worried about people breaking into his condo and harming Jasper.

This is a danger close scenario.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He's really grasping in my opinion. Talk of doing shit or arranging his household items has been discussed before but nothing happened of it. It's only coming up at this time because he mentioned the past few days tips have been low as fuck so he found some victim narrative like someone saying they are going to forge a divorce filing.

Just another manipulation tactic he's exercising.

Absolute unit. "Duh law!" argument means fuckin' little coming from him. Lol at him talking about perjury.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So let me get this right: because someone saw something typed on a discord server, with no follow up evidence like screenshots (that I've seen), Phil has been informed and locked down the Pigpen and gone to Defcon 1?
Because if all it takes to set him off is vaguely worded sentences on discords where he has his servants listening at the walls, this is opening a whole new world of avenues to attack him, and he doesn't even realize he's the one who created it.

 

[Near]

BLOODY HELL, PHIL'S TOP INSIDE MAN GOT US!
LADS SCRAP THE DIVORCE OP, THIS IS THE NEW TOP SECRET ONE!

Spoiler: DON'T SHARE

Ok lads here's the NEW trolling plan.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad will charge his gated community. The gate code is 2662. Once inside STEALTH MODE to his condo, hide near his office window, TUNE IN TO HIS RESTREAM (DO NOT GIVE HIM VIEWS) and WAIT for the signal.

SNIPEPEPE Squad will go in behind SAD BOY HOURS Squad and hide in some bushes and offer sniper support, JUST IN CASE.

DIAMOND WHEELCHAIR Squad will start tipping and IMMEDIATELY chargeback. Make it OBVIOUS so NOONE ELSE gives him any money. Force him to take his "Water break" aka "Whale call" so he leaves his office. THIS IS THE SIGNAL.

KILLER WHALE is our inside man. Once Phil contacts him behind the scenes crying about low tips, he will stall for as long as he can. It SHOULD give you a 5 to 10 minute window.

During his leave SAD BOY HOURS will ASH RUSH his window and break into his office. DO NOT GET CUT ON THE GLASS, IT WILL HURT LADS. Once inside steal his most prized posession, the Takken 3 Mall Trophy. Bag it and RUN. IF Phil sees you he will grab his DOOR HATCHET, so be ready to DUEL. If this happens, THROW A ROCK OR IDK SOMETHING HARD AT HIM BECAUSE WTF IS RANGE EVEN, he is also a big target so you wont miss. Once you make it outside you are SAFE because Phil WILL NOT BE ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW, he has a bad back dude.

SAD BOY HOURS Squad and SNIPEPEPE Squad will meet up outside Phil's gated community where you will be extracted safely.


Best of luck lads. Also DO NOT SPREAD THIS, THEY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT OUR PLAN TO DIVORCE PHIL AND KATHERINE. If this EVER leaks I will be proper mad.

Phil is such a fucking exceptional individual it's insane. This is the same shit he did when he got married and was worried about people breaking into his condo and harming Jasper.

As if a rock-chucking virgin tractor could best DSP in melee combat. Once he waddles at you with that hatchet, it's over. He will do the aluttapeepul arm flail and probably decapitate KILLER WHALE on the spot. I'm sorry, but Phil's inside man did you all a favor. The plan was doomed to fail.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

So let me get this right: because someone saw something typed on a discord server, with no follow up evidence like screenshots (that I've seen), Phil has been informed and locked down the Pigpen and gone to Defcon 1?
Because if all it takes to set him off is vaguely worded sentences on discords where he has his servants listening at the walls, this is opening a whole new world of avenues to attack him, and he doesn't even realize he's the one who created it.

Oh this could be proper bants. If he's stupid enough to believe some screenshot, we can get many laughs.

I will note however, it's quite funny that when we have video proof of Phil being a wanker he claims it to be fake, even if it's from his stream. Yet when he needs proof for his cause, some random half assed comment on some silly Discord is undeniable proof.

Phil's double standards always drive me up a wall.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Oh this could be proper bants. If he's stupid enough to believe some screenshot, we can get many laughs.

I will note however, it's quite funny that when we have video proof of Phil being a wanker he claims it to be fake, even if it's from his stream. Yet when he needs proof for his cause, some random half assed comment on some silly Diacord is undeniable proof.

Phil's double standards always drive me up a wall.

I mean, that's the case, I have INSIDER KNOWLEDGE that Phil has been doing INSIDER TRADING and has MULTIPLE TABS OF CLOWN PORN OPEN.

I forwarded all of this to the appropriate authorities.

 

[TheTractor]

So let me get this right: because someone saw something typed on a discord server, with no follow up evidence like screenshots (that I've seen), Phil has been informed and locked down the Pigpen and gone to Defcon 1?
Because if all it takes to set him off is vaguely worded sentences on discords where he has his servants listening at the walls, this is opening a whole new world of avenues to attack him, and he doesn't even realize he's the one who created it.

Does that mean I have to change the wording of my Sigma Juliett operation next week to save Jasper?

I've been working 4 months on that discord gay ops and now DSP is probably in the know! It would have succeeded too if it weren't for those meddling fucking paypigs!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As if a rock-chucking virgin tractor could best DSP in melee combat. Once he waddles at you with that hatchet, it's over. He will do the aluttapeepul arm flail and probably decapitate KILLER WHALE on the spot. I'm sorry, but Phil's inside man did you all a favor. The plan was doomed to fail.

Hitman 2 to Hitman Actual I've been spotted, Hitman 2 to Hitman Actual I've been spotted. Provide cover fire as I steal all the potatoes and turkey sandwiches from the trough.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I mean, that's the case, I have INSIDER KNOWLEDGE that Phil has been doing INSIDER TRADING and has MULTIPLE TABS OF CLOWN PORN OPEN.

I forwarded all of this to the appropriate authorities.

I can confirm this to be undeniably true.
We got him lads, gg.

 

[Prince Lotor]

So let me get this right: because someone saw something typed on a discord server, with no follow up evidence like screenshots (that I've seen), Phil has been informed and locked down the Pigpen and gone to Defcon 1?
Because if all it takes to set him off is vaguely worded sentences on discords where he has his servants listening at the walls, this is opening a whole new world of avenues to attack him, and he doesn't even realize he's the one who created it.

My shit-posts are already based on this premise.

Also lately I've been talking to this absolute psycho in a spoopy secret 'tractor Discord that's impenetrable. This bloke is so crazy he's going to climb in Phil's bedroom window and install pinhole spy-cams so we can all watch Phil's autistic rocking during pre-streams in panoramic HD! He doesn't even care, he's just doing it so he can steal Phil's framed ACE Certification Absolute Mad Lad!

 

[Kosher Dill]

MULTIPLE TABS OF CLOWN PORN OPEN.

I forwarded all of this to the appropriate authorities.

The ringmaster's not going to be happy about this one.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

The only thing I'm gonna say about this divorce shit is this: if it's not real, Kat deserves it to be. She got conned into codependency by a bankrupt, closeted wheelchair entertainer.

 

[tzgnilki]

just received some insider information on discord

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

just received some insider information on discord

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My sources confirm.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The only thing I'm gonna say about this divorce shit is this: if it's not real, Kat deserves it to be. She got conned into codependency by a bankrupt, closeted wheelchair entertainer.

For a wheelchair bound horse she's got the good thing going, a free ride and all the hay she can eat and her own stable in the big house. All she has to do when it's underwear time once or twice a year is go into that autistic mode that female autists do where they just tune out and she has the rest of the year to spend that big 20 hours a week Fred Meyer money and shut the door to play Skyrim or Overwatch if there's an event. She's a glorified house mate that signed a paper so Pigroach can be just slightly above the gimps, feebs and furfags in his chat, as they say the man with one eye is king of the blind.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

For a wheelchair bound horse she's got the good thing going, a free ride and all the hay she can eat and her own stable in the big house. All she has to do when it's underwear time once or twice a year is go into that autistic mode that female autists do where they just tune out and she has the rest of the year to spend that big 20 hours a week Fred Meyer money and shut the door to play Skyrim or Overwatch if there's an event. She's a glorified house mate that signed a paper so Pigroach can be just slightly above the gimps, feebs and furfags in his chat, as they say the man with one eye is king of the blind.

You think he touches her, and that is sweet. Bless your optimistic heart.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You think he touches her, and that is sweet. Bless your optimistic heart.

It's called underwear time for a reason ya know and it's what ack-tual ahdults do on their birthdays and maybe Christmas.