🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Is now married and has kids. She has also settled down politically as well IIRC but was never too extreme compared to a lot of others. She managed to stay alt-light instead of alt-right.
My first act as Mayor of CWCville Guntsville is to have all the cute girlfriend-free girls form an orderly queue outside my house, thank you.
Good luck finding any of those in Guntsville. Every girl in Guntsville is either severely mentally abnormal and not in a cool way, extremely lumpy, or both.
Emily also did the Alfred animations, which Null loves because he has a soft spot for talented artists & schizophrenics. Mental illness does give art a certain. . .spice, that's for sure.
If she really did get married, mazel tov to her, though I'm sad Nool can never be with his dream girl now.
She also was a semi-viral hotdog vendor for the Philly Fliers(?) and did IRL blimp posting with Patrick Little for a while. She may or may not have been involved in Jim Goad's circle which would have been cool or Matt Forney's which would have been lame. My memory fails me on that one. Her corona music video was pretty great tbh and had a number of funny inside jokes, the JF nuke Africa incident being one of them
He gets that much? Baked is now the official champion of IBS.
returning champion*
 
Just want to say, kudos to @Sam Losco, @Burger Fox, and @BOLDYSPICY!. I can't watch Ralph without some form of commentary or background noise. I am trying to get through the show right now and it is fucking terrible. Ralph sounds high on something (slurring his words already) and he could not give a fuck about what his guest is saying. I know people have commented on that but FUCK its obvious today.
Yeah I'm not listening. So far since he started I've watched the season finale of The Boys, the 3rd episode of this season of Fargo, and back to watching another show. I'm just half paying attention to the video so I can switch the face zoom.
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/9/20 - Thots & Mayrs to all are armed forces (ft. Angelo John Gage & Chrissie Mayr)
  • 9:48 PM & we have our Bojack intro
  • IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO, etc.
  • [usual guitar intro]
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Bloodstream I am your host anemic & crankier than usual
  • Welcome to Ralph sucking his own dick for ten minutes as he congratulates himself for putting out bonus content & assembling an ensemble cast of unfunny Internet speds to host his show (Bibble is okay, Gator is occasionally tolerable)
  • Someone superchats “I hate Ethan ‘Von’ Ralph” in German but no one understands it because there’s not a working braincell among them
  • The boys are all giddy tonight but I just want to eat a steak & go to bed
  • Yelp racism controversy
  • The guest is a bald Italian man from Jersey. I don’t know who the fuck he is. Ralph keeps saying his name & it sounds like “Angela.”
  • Shoutout to David Weiss the Flat Earth King
  • Let’s talk about Zionism right out of the gate because fuck you
  • Talking about Trump
  • Angela did two tours in Iraq. Poor fucking guy.
  • His name is Angelo John Gage, I had to look this up because Ralph is a mushmouth & Angela’s kinda mumbly
  • He managed to not kill anyone, but he was still pretty fucked up by his tours. His friends that survived either succumbed to addiction or killed themselves.
  • “Cache” is pronounced “cash.” Why does no one fucking know this
  • “I was eighteen, I didn’t know anything. I voted for Bush & he sent me to Iraq.”
  • This is getting really fucking real. My God, this poor guy.
  • Ralph interrupts his poignant monologue to ask if he saw any hot Iraqi chicks. Ralph is such a piece of shit. The man is opening up about his trauma & how his government & country failed him ASDFJHGJLKL RALPH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
  • Angelo lives in a 97% white area & everyone is poor & on heroin. The only black people there are well-adjusted & have jobs. SouthernDago won’t like that.
  • Angelo wrote a book but “Zoomer Girl" misplaced it
  • I believe it’s called “The Mundane & The Metaphysical.” It sounds semi-autobiographical. He seems like a pretty cool, interesting guy. Wasted on Ralph’s show.
  • Working title for Ralph’s book is “Infamous.” Larry: “Like the video game?”
  • Angelo isn’t voting because fuck it. Vote third party, all the cool kids are doing it
  • Superchat sez “Ralph will lose weight before he writes a book.” Ralph gets irritated & starts taking callers instead.
  • Mr. Bill calls in & says don’t worry about shit because God. Trump the best president since Andrew Jackson. What the fuck.
  • Angelo says no third party, just don’t vote. He doesn’t want to choose between Criminal A or Criminal B. Then. . .vote for Criminal C, how is this hard? Even if it won’t do anything right away, it’s still a step in a different direction. Better than just sitting on your hands as far as I'm concerned.
  • ZIONISM!!! Everything is garbage & will never get better
  • Tradlife you’re on the Killstream
  • Ralph is drowsily slurring & plodding along at a glacial pace. He’s on pills.
  • Tradlife is still clinging to his retarded Tucker/Tulsi ticket dream to save America
  • Angelo mentioned Portuguese people & summoned Warski
  • Warski looks like a weaker Seth Rollins or that guy from New Girl & not like a methed-out hobo
  • SouthernDago Dago-ing with Angelo
  • Uh-oh, Bibble says Italians aren’t white lol. Dago is getting pissy about it. He starts screaming but he’s just playing & then forgot what he was saying
  • Ralph is just writing his name over & over again in his notepad like a preteen girl
  • Go ahead Butters you're on the shitshow
  • Ralph is doing a Southern History show on Wednesday Ralph are you trying to break me
  • Butters wants to join in but I doubt Ralph will allow it because he has negative charisma
  • As if to prove my point, Butters goes on a long, rambling, unspeakably boring diatribe about his family history
  • Warski is going home to Portugal in four months. He is going to hire someone to work all the land he is buying. He is in effect creating a plantation.
  • Bye Angelo John Gage, he has a Twitter & a YouTube I guess. He has a lot of glowing praise for the Killstream.
  • Warski goes on a long rant about COVID, incorrectly states that the only people dying were already on death’s door. Counterpoint: COVID is so dangerous because literally no one is completely healthy
  • Chrissie Mayr is here. Just what I need, unfunny vagina jokes as I hemorrhage to death
  • Gator always has a lot to say about unfunny comediennes that talk about about their vaginas all the time, but Chrissie Mayr is the (not quite) right-wing version of that.
  • Shock of all shockers, normal people in Canada see Warski as a crazy methed-out hobo.
  • Warski rants about COVID some more
  • (My little brother is young, in the best shape of his life, just graduated top of his class from the academy, & COVID knocked him on his ass for weeks. It’s been two months & he still has a bad cough. Go fuck yourself you greasy methed-out sped.)
  • Chrissie talks about boring unfunny drama between boring unfunny comediennes. I have no idea what’s going on & I frankly don’t fucking care.
  • Now we're talking about rape jokes & the raping of rape jokes
  • None of these fuckers know how to read the goddamn room & that’s why their jokes always bomb
  • Chrissie is so funny people forget she’s a woman. Silence.
  • No one has laughed at Chrissie once. Well, Ralph quietly politely chuckled once or twice.
  • She’s gotta stand up for Compound Media or something
  • Comedy has been excessively sanitized for woke consumption, I agree
  • More superchats
  • Chrissie talks about how a former friend started shitting on her Twitter over a joke. “If we were friends, why didn’t you message me first?” Ralph, predictably, jumps all over this.
  • CHRISSIE DID NOT STEAL A BAG SHUT UP
  • Chrissie loves Q
  • Chrissie does not understand the coomer meme
  • Here I am shit-talking comedians when I can’t even try to be funny tonight
  • Pornstar talk
  • Larry has to go as he's had enough of pornstar talk because he's an insufferable prude with a stick up his ass iron his shirt, he has a wedding to go to
  • Colbert really is a shell of his former self. Depressing.
  • Ralph jokes that his audience hates women. Uhhhh. . .I'm not so sure that’s a joke.
  • Ralph jokes that the caller is macking on Chrissie. Caller is insulted.
  • How do you find bitches who aren’t fat? Chrissie explains.
  • Wait, Larry actually got creeped out by pornstar talk? What a puss.
  • Ralph hurt Dingo's feewings again
  • How do get a girl that’s a freak but not a slut? Chrissie explains again.
  • Go to hotel bars for quality lays
  • Ralph likes recording bonus episodes because he doesn’t have to do research. Nigga you don’t do research to start with
  • Bye Chrissie go away
  • She keeps ending with “love yew, byeeeeeeee" & I want to punch her in the face every goddamn time
  • Fuck yew Warski byeeeee
  • Clip of Alex Jones saying “titty pussy" with no context
  • Venomous hairy caterpillars
  • Ralph has sold 20 of his 100 LIMITED EDITION shirts
  • Shitting on the eighth grader from the VP debate again
  • Trump on Rush clips
  • More Trump clips
  • Someone made a Baked Alaska Law & Order clip lol
  • [Peaceful Sunset outro]
  • [2nd outro: The Rolling Stones— "Some Girls"]
 
  • Ralph jokes that his audience hates women. Uhhhh. . .I'm not so sure that’s a joke.
whats funny is caller did the incel 180 of hating on chrissy (rightfully) ....... but then asking her for advice on how to get laid and begging her, very alpha there ralph. also lol at her saying being into group sex acts doesnt make you a slut and warski being forced to say "uh yeah its relative" i mean ffs if this is supposed to be the based and redpilled ralphamales reclaiming the west and putting women back into their place then youre unironically better off as a male following Vaush or some leftist and getting at least some freaky antifa slut instead of dingo's mule or faith or this chick.

i mean seriously ive seen leftists who are better men with more game and who are less cucked than this.
 
Ralph has sold 20 of his 100 LIMITED EDITION shirts
That math checks out, I have long suspected that only about 20% of Ralphs viewers are actually real smooth brianed fans. The rest are just hate watchers and bots. Remember that the next time he brags about his views, only 20% of them are real.
 
So I've been taking a break from watching Ralph this past week, was drinking way too much to stomach the "entertainment" from the Killstream.
One thing I've come across from the video I uploaded nearly a week ago is that the numbers REALLY started to boost when the Killstream started back up this week and I think I know why.

Chillstream hasn't been running since the Rex Jones episode.

So, here's some analytics that will piss Ralph off knowing that he doesn't have positive coverage anymore on YouTube. Thanks YouTube for giving me over half the total views by recommending my video :story: (https://youtu.be/WMXazgYJGxs)
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God everything you just said reminded me of Emily Youcis.

If people don't remember who she was, she did the 'My Name is' Moonman rap, which was fucking excellent and unironically enjoyable. She was a 1488 edgelord that has done a bunch of weird, really fucked up shit and then proclaimed that her end game is that she wants to be loved and wants to be a tradwife, despite being utterly degenerate. JF kicked her off his autistic show because although she exhibited potato-like qualities, she couldn't tone it down with the anti-semetic remarks.

Where these nazi-esque people go wrong is most liberal feminist women (aside from the academics/teachers) go on to be mothers and wives. You have to be pants on head retarded to believe that having a family and wanting to protect and raise your children to be functional people of society is somehow a political movement. It's like this Lauren Southern thing how she says that people should get married young and have babies, despite being unmarried with no babies. If I had to sit down and have a date with a guy and he lectured me about my social responsibilities I wouldn't say oh wow, what an exemplary person. I'd tell him to die alone for the sake of the white race please.
One Gunt to rule them all...

Dear reader, before I dive into my interpretation of the parable of the Gunt, please allow me to exposit some details around my understanding of just a few of the driving forces that I perceive as important motivations for the Gunt and the Gunt related topics that peak my interest.

A possible origin for Guntology.

In an increasingly gynocentric society with less and less opportunity for hypergamy the females of our species are discovering lately that in most cases it is much easier to follow rather than lead. As we progress further into this 21st century of absurdity, clown-world and anti-traditionalism, the revelation that the masculine ego is being driven mainly by a sense of purpose and the desire to create offspring, is already resulting in a marked decrease of productivity in the 1st world. The 3rd world currently continues to be exploitable due to the nature of economic leverage from the west but this will eventually wane as less of the heavy lifting is done by the 'straight white male' (SWM) as he realizes that sex without producing children is intrinsically an empty and unfulfilling act - so why improve himself, or improve the world he lives in? What most women have trouble understanding is that, although men are strongly (biologically) driven to want to copulate and indeed his self-worth (psychologically) is tied in with his ability (availability) for him to copulate, the SWM does not derive from the physical act of sex anywhere near as much satisfaction or social credit as does the female. In fact in most cases there is a disconcerting feeling of post-coital disgust generated in the SWM after ejaculation, as the hormonal directives release him and he can contemplate what he has just done, with a clear mind. This is why monogamy is so important to the average SWM. In order to justify the vast amount of effort and funds required to maintain and support a successful relationship, the incentive of children and the responsibility of providing for those children, is the all important glue to keep it all together. Most men are lazy. Paradoxically, most men crave responsibility. Creating children satisfies almost all of a man's primal directives and gives him a purpose to follow through after his initial (seminal) investment. It is women of course that physically have to nurture this investment, for at least nine months anyway, so it is no surprise that the greatest propriety goes to her - and initially rightly so. The risk versus reward ratio that was sex without contraception in our even recent past is what made the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman actually sacred. It is more for legal aspects, as it has overwhelmingly become, that a women would accept the antithetical restrictions of monogamy over the advantages of options, or rather hypergamies and is therefore becoming of decreasing significance. A wedding, rather than being a sacred ceremony as it once was, has become a merely social gathering with strict roles and benefits. In the past to attach herself to a man for status and security was a valid reason to agree to incubate his hopes of immortality, valid reason to strive in life and relatively achievable, absolute purpose (biologically defined) for both involved.

And in the darkness bind them...

Ethan Oliver Ralph Esquire, Guntleman extraordinaire.

Ethan Ralph is a prime example of a 'contemporary' SWM, he craves the responsibility and (in his case inversed) respectably of being successful in his peer group but ultimately knows it is nothing if he fails to reproduce physically. Faith, being also a terrifyingly apt example of modernity, has chosen to electronically leapfrog her way to her perceived goals. attaching herself to what she sees as an appropriate (for her) male with sufficient (anti) social standing in their peer group. Choosing to allow herself to become the incubator for Ralph's seed. Of course, it is obvious to any but the most intellectually challenged of observers, that this is a matching made for all the wrong reasons. Conversely, from within this hellish match up, all is going well and according to plan. The requisite biological, social and psychological boxes are ticked and the Gunt+Faith train can continue along the tracks which we, as observers, can only speculate as to what the destination will eventually be.

For Faith, her decision was to follow her powerful yet immature instincts, into the clutches of the Gunt. where, as we duly witnessed, her - however inappropriately and yet completely legally - mature body, could be demonstrably ploughed and planted, before our very eyes. Ethan Ralph, as we can attest to know, appears to rarely plan his enterprises, beyond grandiosely inflating them within his narcissistic world view as being a phenomenal strategy, guaranteed to dismay his detractors. Nobly elevating himself above the pissant and ignorant masses, as his 'fame' inexorably rises towards magnificence and zenith. His legitimate disregard for her respectability dashed upon the implacable battlements of his righteous self importance. She, taking solace in the knowledge that her chosen spouse and the father of her child, will publicly announce for the indelible records of internet history, that her asshole is of the perfect kind. Indeed, to be a woman can be a heavy burden. Faith's burden, that in this particular instance, will grow ever heavier as the Mark of Maker's adds to it.

As much as we of the Caring Farms can watch in disgust and horror as the story unfolds, it is a telling and very instructive example of what this world has and will become. The Ralphamale is a product of 21st century zeitgeist and the warning is there for us to recognize and for the mainstream to whole-heartedly ignore. This is the true beauty of these hallowed halls in which we shout our dismay or appreciation. You, the reader, may hate me, this writer as much as you despise Ethan Ralph (or maybe even more) but at least I am not yet muted and I can tell you to your (proximal) face, that you are a faggot. There will come a time when the 'traditional' SWM will be mourned as lost and the lessons of history are repeated in the absence of their learning. The cows of lol will be lowing with udders bursting, demanding to be milked, as it all comes speeding to a head.

Where will it end? I have no idea but I am guessing there will be trannies and anime for me to shake my fucking head at, alongside niggers chimping out and looting shoe shops. Jews will be mutilating the genitals of their male children, who will in turn excel at lawyering and banking. Muslims will continue to mutilate the genitals of all their children and rape the children of others, feminists will be lecturing us on how it is all the fault of the 'straight white male' and how it will take a stunningly brave woman of color (possibly transgender) to save the world from a legacy of an evil patriarchy. I also prophecy that Satanism and Atheism will become the state religions and witches will lead us into a new age of degeneracy and debauchery - without the fear of unwanted pregnancies. That there will be unlimited sex with niggers for every woman be she fat or fair, crazy or sane. Prostitutes will become priestesses, the incels and the volcels will revolt and nothing will be decided without a vote by a committee, organized by a committee, appointed for the organizing of committees. And finally, that unicorns and anthropomorphic piles of excrement, will become presiding symbols upon the heraldic banners of the all powerful and predominantly female represented United Nations, within the new world order.

So, dear reader, take heed (or don't) of my interpretation of the parable of the Gunt. Join me in my attempt to understand this abyss as we slide down into it. From where I sit, it can be a tragedy or a comedy, a comedic tragedy even a tragic comedy, the interpretation really is up to us. All praise be to the only true and divine Janitor Josh. Fuck all other jannies.
 
I know this has been said before, but the Killstream isn’t generating as much content on here during the show. Has his plan of boring anyone who isn’t a die hard fan from watching worked? Is it even something he’s doing intentional? God only knows
kinda? its at least somewhat intentional as theyve mentioned trying to avoid giving content to the haters but ralph is so thin skinned unless we "know" hes winning, ie mentioning us, then hes not happy. thing is theyre running into the mundane matt issue of wanting to get views but not wanting to be edgy because of some omnipresent force, ralph thinks that he can bore us out and keep dlive off his back and then risk a bit more open depravity and edgier material. the thing is were just going to come back the moment he does something even somewhat interesting and all he's doing is bleeding viewers and paypiggies and botting up to replace lost viewers dont help him.

so in his mind hes not "boring" us out hes just not providing us content when he's actually somehow both boring us and driving us to mock him even further. i mean his own audience is pissed at the simping and the stale music. its hard to tell how much of it is just laziness and incompetence and how much of it is to get at us. hes kind of transcended the need to be entertaining to have alawgs though its actually kind of fascinating just fucking with him by pointing out every little mistake and every little dry and dull dead air.
 
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So, in my pursuit to make a follow up video I'm trying to find out how to download from dlive with youtube-dl and I find this post regarding downloading from dlive.tv back in 2018 on the youtube-dl github.
I'm wondering if anyone here posted this? If it's for archival purposes I'm assuming it's most likely someone from here (Although this was posted in 2018 though, he did have a better show then and more fans truth be told).

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Just find it really funny a feature request included the URL to TheRalpRetort's Dlive Channel. Funny what two years can do to a person.
 
So I've been taking a break from watching Ralph this past week, was drinking way too much to stomach the "entertainment" from the Killstream.
One thing I've come across from the video I uploaded nearly a week ago is that the numbers REALLY started to boost when the Killstream started back up this week and I think I know why.

Chillstream hasn't been running since the Rex Jones episode.

So, here's some analytics that will piss Ralph off knowing that he doesn't have positive coverage anymore on YouTube. Thanks YouTube for giving me over half the total views by recommending my video :story: (https://youtu.be/WMXazgYJGxs)
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Chillstream has been running every night. Tonight it started but then died within a 5 minutes. It looks like Kaz downloaded it from Dlive and uploaded it to his channel since the restream died.

My analytics are quite different than yours. I picked my most viewed Ralph video, which was my snipe from Sept 29th, the first day of his Dlive suspension.

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Thanks to whoever is posting the link in Discord, on 4chan and Twitter. None of that is me. I only post it here.

So, in my pursuit to make a follow up video I'm trying to find out how to download from dlive with youtube-dl and I find this post regarding downloading from dlive.tv back in 2018 on the youtube-dl github.
I'm wondering if anyone here posted this? If it's for archival purposes I'm assuming it's most likely someone from here (Although this was posted in 2018 though, he did have a better show then and more fans truth be told).

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Just find it really funny a feature request included the URL to TheRalpRetort's Dlive Channel. Funny what two years can do to a person.

You don't have to do any special to get a replay. Just click the replay and copy the URL, past it into youtube-dl like you do a Youtube URL and it'll get it.
 
Chillstream has been running every night. Tonight it started but then died within a 5 minutes. It looks like Kaz downloaded it from Dlive and uploaded it to his channel since the restream died.

My analytics are quite different then yours. I picked my most viewed Ralph video, which was my snipe from Sept 29th, the first day of his Dlive suspension.

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Thanks to whoever is posting the link in Discord, on 4chan and Twitter. None of that is me. I only post it here.
Really, I checked Chillstream and none of the recent streams are uploaded (Just checked and todays is now live) He must be deleting them but as to the reason why he's doing this, I'm not sure.
Also, Thanks for sharing the Analytics, I find this stuff interesting if it can "interfere" with Ethan's public image (YouTube).
I'll admit, I'm one of those people in the 24% that search Sam Losco to catch bits of the stream when possible :semperfidelis:
 
Really, I checked Chillstream and none of the recent streams are uploaded (Just checked and todays is now live) He must be deleting them but as to the reason why he's doing this, I'm not sure.
Also, Thanks for sharing the Analytics, I find this stuff interesting if it can "interfere" with Ethan's public image (YouTube).
I'll admit, I'm one of those people in the 24% that search Sam Losco to catch bits of the stream when possible :semperfidelis:
Kaz edits them to remove copyright shit and anything he thinks may get his channel in trouble and probably anything to protect Ralph's image. Such as the Judas Moon stream where he removed almost all the shit talking Ralph did against Josh and his mom. It's only "Uncut" when the stream is live.
 
Really, I checked Chillstream and none of the recent streams are uploaded (Just checked and todays is now live) He must be deleting them but as to the reason why he's doing this, I'm not sure.
Also, Thanks for sharing the Analytics, I find this stuff interesting if it can "interfere" with Ethan's public image (YouTube).
I'll admit, I'm one of those people in the 24% that search Sam Losco to catch bits of the stream when possible :semperfidelis:
I checked his channel and it looks like he puts the shows on the ChillstreanClips channel. Probably for safety reasons like keeping the official YouTube restream safe.
 
I thought smoking and drinking makes your voice deeper. But this strangely doesn't apply to Ralph. Is it because of all of the estrogen in his gunt?
The effects of gunts on the voice is worth a study. For example, both PPP and ER have gunts. Both smoke something. One's voice is clearly much deeper than the other. What explains this disparity? Is it the revelation of the starfish? Is it Canada vs U.S.? Is it Kino Dogma 2007 vs an expensive camera? Is it merely the use of ceramic as opposed to paper plates? There are so many variables.
 
  • (My little brother is young, in the best shape of his life, just graduated top of his class from the academy, & COVID knocked him on his ass for weeks. It’s been two months & he still has a bad cough. Go fuck yourself you greasy methed-out sped.)

Firstly, best wishes for your brother, hope he fully recovers soon.
Secondly, thank you once again for putting in the hard work for those of us who can't stomach Ralph's screeching voice for more than 3 minutes. Much appreciated!
 
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