Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

Quite possibly a common autistic way of thinking:

"multiverse theory" + "I like cartoons" = "cartoons are real!"
It’s all well and good to believe there are multiple universes. It gets weird when they are convinced that traveling to these places is something they can actually do.

Would be interesting to correlate this particular neurosis and suicide rates. I’d wager it’s pretty high.
 
I have original ideas too but I never posted them on the internet so far due to fear of copyright theft because I really plan to publish them commercially.
You mean the ones about that fat woman that you made mad?
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(This was posted some long time ago already, no need to translate it again)
 
You mean the ones about that fat woman that you made mad?
Huh? Barkin' spiders!

That wasn't me!
Look at the timestamp: This is from January 2013. NewDuckTales2017 was, as the fan nickname says, released in 2017. Scrooge was still in retirement in his mansion back then in the early 2010s and Webby was a real small lass. I didn't even know her back then.

This has to be fake. I guess some of my haters faked it, or maybe you, huh? o.O Or it was an imposter who wrote that, likely a secret agent of F.O.W.L., I guess Black Heron could've done that when she was still stuck in Castle Dunvin. Or maybe it was Dr Einmug, a German first generation immigrant in Calisota, who is also an interdimensional timetraveller?
 
Huh? Barkin' spiders!

That wasn't me!
Look at the timestamp: This is from January 2013. NewDuckTales2017 was, as the fan nickname says, released in 2017. Scrooge was still in retirement in his mansion back then in the early 2010s and Webby was a real small lass. I didn't even know her back then.

This has to be fake. I guess some of my haters faked it, or maybe you, huh? o.O Or it was an imposter who wrote that, likely a secret agent of F.O.W.L., I guess Black Heron could've done that when she was still stuck in Castle Dunvin. Or maybe it was Dr Einmug, a German first generation immigrant in Calisota, who is also an interdimensional timetraveller?
Are you genuinely this desperate?
This was originally posted under the name "Antanica", after you stopped using the name "Tahiri the Cool". I could post a pic of Lili Clive with her boyfriend if you need something to jog your memory. You know? The girl that you stalked without success for about 5 or 6 years, who very politely told you to sod off and that you do not mean anything to her whenever you pestered her?
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Translation for the German-impaired:
Most of you know her from the Q&A-Thread that you're not looking for [this is a throwback to the title of the thread "This is not the Q&A Thread you're looking for] *making a gesture* Lilli Clive!
Here's the official fanclub for her servants and worshippers or just friends:
Members:
Lilli Clive (Most Holy Godempress)
Antanica (Duckpussy enthusiast)
Adama
Rainbow Jack (Only TRUE and HONEST Krefledderer [pun on the city of "Krefeld" and the verb fleddern->looting a corpse])
Sweet Hurricane

Let me just tell you, the "lol that's an impostor" excuse is pretty fucking worn out on the farms.
 
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Let me just tell you, the "lol that's an impostor" excuse is pretty fucking worn out on the farms.
5 or 6 years
You yourself see it, yeah?

DuckTales2017 was released in 2017. 3 years ago. This crap is from 2013 too.

You're like Drachenlord if you can't do basic maths. I mean he said that he was 10 years old on 2011.
Also, the former post, which was allegedly written by someone who calls themself like me - in 2013!-, mentions legasthenia too, an illness which The Dragon officially has and loves to use this as an excuse for misspelling, like, like nearly everything, from Drachen Lord to PornHup.
 
You yourself see it, yeah?

DuckTales2017 was released in 2017. 3 years ago. This crap is from 2013 too.

You're like Drachenlord if you can't do basic maths. I mean he said that he was 10 years old on 2011.
Also, the former post, which was allegedly written by someone who calls themself like me - in 2013!-, mentions legasthenia too, an illness which The Dragon officially has and loves to use this as an excuse for misspelling, like, like nearly everything, from Drachen Lord to PornHup.
If this laughable nonsense is your best shot at diverting attention from your cringey Brony-posts, don't even bother trying.

Say hello to Lilli Clive and her boyfriend.
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I guess after simping for her for 4 years without success, you gave up and started simping for imaginary characters, cause they can't tell you to fuck off. Well, then again, back in those days, you were regularly talking about being in love with some minor MLP character that you were obsessed over, so I guess you were alternating between simping for that girl and wanking to MLP r34.
 
Let me just tell you, the "lol that's an impostor" excuse is pretty fucking worn out on the farms.
do we have a confirmed date for the name change?

the character changed alot from the good ducktales we all watched as kids to that new abomination of woke BS our local duckperv is into.
 
do we have a confirmed date for the name change?

the character changed alot from the good ducktales we all watched as kids to that new abomination of woke BS our local duckperv is into.
One would only have to go through his old Brony Forums posts, I guess that would give a pretty decent timeline.
 
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the character changed alot from the good ducktales we all watched as kids to that new abomination of woke BS our local duckperv is into.
NewDuckTales2017 is much much better than OldDuckTales1987 could've ever been. Cartoons are one of the few things which nowadays are better than ever before.
 
NewDuckTales2017 is much much better than OldDuckTales1987 could've ever been. Cartoons are one of the few things which nowadays are better than ever before.
You will not bait me to look into that vile forum. Ducktales was a decent adaptation of the best comic book series ever, new ducktales is just BS.

not even kids watch cartoons anymore because cartoons turned into shit in the early 2000s.
 
NewDuckTales2017 is much much better than OldDuckTales1987 could've ever been. Cartoons are one of the few things which nowadays are better than ever before.

Jihad on you.

You will not bait me to look into that vile forum. Ducktales was a decent adaptation of the best comic book series ever, new ducktales is just BS.


I'd thought this guy might be faking it but I am now convinced he is literally insane.
 
Just curious, do you genuinely believe everything that you say? You are coming off as an incredibly autistic sperg. You make others here uncomfortable.
Given the long history of strange behaviour and comments on the internet I’m inclined to believe he’s legit - surely nobody can keep up a troll persona for that long without getting sick of it/letting slip that they were bullshitting all along.
 
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Given the long history of strange behaviour and comments on the internet I’m inclined to believe he’s legit - surely nobody can keep up a troll persona for that long without getting sick of it/letting slip that they were bullshitting all along.
I'm pretty sure it's both. Once he got found out here, he went "fuck it" and cranked the retard dial up to 11.
 
You will not bait me to look into that vile forum. Ducktales was a decent adaptation of the best comic book series ever, new ducktales is just BS.

not even kids watch cartoons anymore because cartoons turned into shit in the early 2000s.
Yeah they're the best comics ever, they were the most important influence on my personal character development and worldview. OldDuckTales was a real huge influence on me too, but NewDT is just much better.
Given the long history of strange behaviour and comments on the internet I’m inclined to believe he’s legit - surely nobody can keep up a troll persona for that long without getting sick of it/letting slip that they were bullshitting all along.
Ever heard the legend of Jace Connors?
I'm pretty sure it's both. Once he got found out here, he went "fuck it" and cranked the retard dial up to 11.
Maybe the coronavirus causes autism.
 
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