Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

I stand corrected if indeed this was an earlier wedding. I do not understand the reason for the picture from Becky to Amber then.
Watch your speculations! They are getting a little careless and wild :) if she were that easy we would have put the whole fucking puzzle together 243.7 elbees ago. She’s like a mirage or a shape shifter, we see what we expect but we often are wrong due to lack of perspective. She who will be dead by fat before 30 cannot be pigeon-holed. She played youth soccer for God’ssakes and choreographed the dance moves for her troupe. You cannot contain one like Her in your limited basic paradigms. She is the Queen of the pigs and the fat sheeple, the dispeckful will respect!
 
They are from the wedding and old.

Edit: Dana is probably 20 pounds fatter since these were taken.
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That dress is not a good look for Dana. She's built like one of those blue mailboxes.
Gorl her body and face arent a good look she smiles like she is being held at gunpoint. Her bloodline must be very interesting, I bet there isnt a lot of branching out if you know what I mean.
Also I am waiting for the inevitable pregnancy talk between them...
And onto Becky the posers faux tumblr art for a edgy Ariel. lmao wtf is that rickets-filled betty boop doing? ALL NIGHT? How the fuck did that take all night...
 
Wait, that’s not normal?
Well, it might be normal for fatties who constantly wear pants with waistbands that cut into their gunt (I assume that's how it ends up distributed like that, anyway), but no, no that's not normal, or it shouldn't be considered normal.
She who will be dead by fat before 30 40 cannot be pigeon-holed.
Fixed. 30 is only about two and a half months away, she's unlikely to die by fat before that point.

Dead from WuFlu or the actual flu if she keeps pawing at things in the store during flu season? Well that might be another story, though she'll probably just stay home to FaceTime Becky while she does the shopping.
How the fuck did that take all night...
It depends on how many times Amber made her take breaks to go bring her food. Considering how long it's been since Amber uploaded, she's probably been eating nonstop.
That dress is not a good look for Dana. She's built like one of those blue mailboxes.
Thanks, that image is never going to leave my head now.
Why is Dana such a weird colour? Is a tan? Bad make up? Jaundice?
I think it's a tan. Dana seems to be the type who will end up with skin that looks like leather before she hits 30.
 
Her body looks so fucking weird. It looks like a "can you photoshop me" gone wrong on Facebook.
Dude, I was avoiding looking directly at the pic. I saw it was a picture & it appeared obviously photo shopped, like a head swap or whatever, so I legit avoided looking at it so as not to spoil the surprise. Lol. Nope. That’s really her. Like actually her in real life. Holy fuck

I've been so bored that I looked at Density's fb profile and this is her most recent post:

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Could it be that the hambeasts are getting married? I'm only saying this because AL has fallen into a deep depression and stopped posting torrid hauls, which can only be caused by something as devastating as that.

Also, Becky drew a "Don't cry doll" picture for her gorlfriend 2 days earlier:

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EDIT: Apparently the photo is from a wedding they attended a while ago. I'm fucking stupid. Thanks gorls for pointing this out.
The way they dress for weddings is so odd.
 
I'm surprised people are puzzled why everyone around Becky are saying she's a good artist. You guys see the people around her, right? People who have no talent whatsoever and only are good at gaining weight. All of them. Becky doodling something is amazing to them because it requires effort, which is something they never put in. Everything subpar is above average to them.

Also I don't think she traces but it's very sad how they all, including Becky think this is amazing. Yes, I believe Becky thinks so, too. Nobody would post their work if they were not proud of it. PERIOD.
 
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