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...don't throw food at an ailing elderly woman, Stephanie, and put the hand sanitizer down.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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...don't throw food at an ailing elderly woman, Stephanie, and put the hand sanitizer down.
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- Apr 19, 2019
Hello suicide hotline, I have a bottle of hand sanitizer and I'm not afraid to use it !
Don't physically assault someone if you can't deal with a physical retaliation. Muh spoons doesn't work if you started the scrap.
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Her ill mother is done with her and it shows. Imagine calling the suicide hotline, because your mother yelled at you.
Responder: How old are you, Yarrow? Is it because the schools are closed and your mom is annoyed with you after 6 months?
Staph: I’m 31
Goddamnit, Steph. Her parents would’ve kicked her out loooong ago, when the MJ ghost pedo shit happened, but she’s too rctarded to live on her own.
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- Oct 5, 2018
What in the fuck? Stapphy forgot the cheese, Mom yelled at her, she fucking THREW THE FOOD AT HER MOM and then her mom freaked out?
First off, don't fucking throw shit at people you literal pooflinging monkey, secondly don't throw FOOD wtf, and thirdly eat shit Stapphy you deserve it for being an abusive little monster.
First off, don't fucking throw shit at people you literal pooflinging monkey, secondly don't throw FOOD wtf, and thirdly eat shit Stapphy you deserve it for being an abusive little monster.
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"Before anyone at kiwi farms says i deserve it"
Does she not realize she doesn't have to share these things in public to begin with?? Nobody would even know she threw bread at her mom if she hadn't told us. She tries to play the victim but still chooses to share information that paints her as the aggressor.
If I had a tantrum at 31 and threw bread at my mom I'd go bury myself in the backyard out if embarrassment. I wouldn't tell the entire internet what I did.
Does she not realize she doesn't have to share these things in public to begin with?? Nobody would even know she threw bread at her mom if she hadn't told us. She tries to play the victim but still chooses to share information that paints her as the aggressor.
If I had a tantrum at 31 and threw bread at my mom I'd go bury myself in the backyard out if embarrassment. I wouldn't tell the entire internet what I did.
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My mom (who is elderly, currently ill, and has cancer) chided me for not buying a basic food item, so I assaulted her with a thrown object. Then she had the audacity to attack me?? wtf I thought she was sick, how could I have predicted retaliation for my actions? pleas donate am suicidal now 
No one feels bad for you and nobody ever will.
No one feels bad for you and nobody ever will.
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Holy shit, Staph MYOB. I doubt your neighbors appreciate you blasting their business.
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The honesty is refreshing at least.
Where those screencaps taken at the same time?
5 hours ago: My mother pulled my hair just because I hit her I'm going to make another suicide attempt better call the hotline
2 hours ago: Lmao mayo
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Yeah, they're both from today
Also, I updated the Greatest Hits section of the OP with this "Fear and Loafing in Endicott, NY" incident.
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...don't throw food at an ailing elderly woman, Stephanie, and put the hand sanitizer down.
I like how every single time she has to talk about a fight she's been in, she tries to be like "now, I know you guys are gonna side with my parents, even though you totally shouldn't, but in my defense, I did a thing that escalated things and they reacted very poorly because I am driving them crazy with my insane bullshit. Really, they should have known better than to react so poorly so it's basically their fault, as I have no agency of my own."
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Sappy's been "taking care of" her mom for the past several days? XXXXX. Drawing squiggly lines on little pieces of paper and picking yer feet at someone isn't "taking care of" her, Sap. You really wanna help? Get in the basement, you spud.
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She needs to just buy a journal, but I guess the allure of internet attention is just too strong.
I wonder what it says about me that the only two cows who make me legitimately frustrated and even angry are Becky, the unhappiest bitch, and Stephanie, the runner up.
I wonder what it says about me that the only two cows who make me legitimately frustrated and even angry are Becky, the unhappiest bitch, and Stephanie, the runner up.
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Weird (not really) that she has this opinion about the neighbors. "A divorce is really going to fuck with a 5yo kid" You know what else fucks with a 5 year old, Steph? Parents who stay in an unhealthy marriage.
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Another thing that would fuck with a 5yo would be Staph, given half an opportunity. Infinitely easier than messing with teenagers. Here's hoping her parents keep a sharp eye out.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Took the test and it was shit so I went and took one of these other quizzes
It's extremely insulting that people pretending to know anything about psychiatry are very literally reducing a person's entire personality down to their depression or other mental health issues. What the fuck did she think she was trying to prove using this website?
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After reading this I can't help but imagine Staph standing her yard yelling stay back!! We will defend ourselves! Andy Warski style but with her weird old lady voice
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I'd pay good money to see that. Hell, I'd even donate her a full bottle of hand sanitizer.
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This is the best candidate for new internet tough guy Navy Seal copypasta I've seen in ages.