🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sam Losco]

Ade and Tachy had EZPZ on. Fuel for the ED conspiracy.

 

[L. Duse]

The effects of gunts on the voice is worth a study. For example, both PPP and ER have gunts. Both smoke something. One's voice is clearly much deeper than the other. What explains this disparity? Is it the revelation of the starfish? Is it Canada vs U.S.? Is it Kino Dogma 2007 vs an expensive camera? Is it merely the use of ceramic as opposed to paper plates? There are so many variables.

Both gunts sound high pitched to me, especially if you compare them to Metokur and even Mundanematt and Mr Vickers.

PPP is still young so I'd understand but in the case of Ralph, I am perplexed.

 

[Vetti]

Both gunts sound high pitched to me, especially if you compare them to Metokur and even Mundanematt and Mr Vickers.

PPP is still young so I'd understand but in the case of Ralph, I am perplexed.

PPP has a high voice but Ralph's is far more bright and yappy. It's gotten higher with age actually. Really bizarre stuff.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Go to hotel bars for quality lays

Well we knew Ralph's not so secret proclivities, but it looks like the killstream has finally gotten around to endorsing paying for hookers.

 

[Lore Master]

Warski seems genuinely amused by this, but Ralph & Ashton are def salty.

I can almost assure you that he is thinking of a way that he can cash in on this and probably might get back into IRL again. If Andy is liking something. He generally tries to find a way to emulate it.

Ok, thing is Chrissy Mayr is a thief and if Ralph were worth anything he would dig into it after at least the third mention of it by his paypiggies. He can't though because he can't risk losing a connect to the affluent Compound Media.

Skip to 7:18.

I was confused about Chrissy Mayr as well. Mainly from the point of Andy, because he literally has stolen Mike David's persona and content. He seems to be a Redbar fan. Why then kiss Chrissy's ass? Makes me wonder if Ralph and Andy are looking for a way into Compound Media to get tips on how to get away with fucking underage girls from Anthony Cumia.

 

[All becomes gunt]

my dreams take the form of weird nightmarish strolls through abstract imagery, what i gazed upon was the horror of the fem-gunt who had some masculine traits like body hair slapped onto their fat female body in a grotesque display of depravity as it insisted that they were male with its sagging tits, also pregnant i kid you not. ppp then lured the fem creature into a pool before devouring its soul and damning it. there was a cowboy who made a gunt edit to the starfish which is the form ppp took and i think thats why i had that dream

 

[Sriracha]

Angelo lives in a 97% white area & everyone is poor & on heroin. The only black people there are well-adjusted & have jobs. SouthernDago won’t like that.

Still blows my mind that Southern Dingo is literally poor white trash and he still has it in his head that all whites are wall street tier level successful just by genetics.

Angelo says no third party, just don’t vote. He doesn’t want to choose between Criminal A or Criminal B. Then. . .vote for Criminal C, how is this hard? Even if it won’t do anything right away, it’s still a step in a different direction. Better than just sitting on your hands as far as I'm concerned.

Not American, but I feel like not voting is like waving your rights to me. You have been given the right to vote after it being something that nearly everyone had to fight for at some stage and to just not do it is retarded.

Warski goes on a long rant about COVID, incorrectly states that the only people dying were already on death’s door. Counterpoint: COVID is so dangerous because literally no one is completely healthy

(My little brother is young, in the best shape of his life, just graduated top of his class from the academy, & COVID knocked him on his ass for weeks. It’s been two months & he still has a bad cough. Go fuck yourself you greasy methed-out sped.)

Andy must have the smoothest brain in the world to have this take this late in the game when we have so much evidence to the contrary in terms of infections/deaths. If you have to lock down the world to stop the spread then hmm, maybe it is pretty severe. I don't think he understands comorbidities either. Asthma is a comorbidity and it's a very common illness, especially with children. That doesn't mean that someone with asthma is going to randomly die soon, they can easily live to 100 but they very well could die if they caught COVID along with their pre-existing conditions. Studies have also shown that if you do catch it, the damage it does to your organs is severe even if you do recover. Maybe Andy should catch it to prove to us it's not that bad.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Turk February declares IBS dead because Ralph won. He confirms he was the first Mr. Vickers and says the future is Japanese women's wrestling.

Internet Bloodsports is Dead - The Game is Broken - A Somber Video

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Andy must have the smoothest brain in the world to have this take this late in the game when we have so much evidence to the contrary in terms of infections/deaths. If you have to lock down the world to stop the spread then hmm, maybe it is pretty severe. I don't think he understands comorbidities either. Asthma is a comorbidity and it's a very common illness, especially with children. That doesn't mean that someone with asthma is going to randomly die soon, they can easily live to 100 but they very well could die if they caught COVID along with their pre-existing conditions. Studies have also shown that if you do catch it, the damage it does to your organs is severe even if you do recover. Maybe Andy should catch it to prove to us it's not that bad.

Even if CV19 was as dangerous as we are being led to believe that is still no reason to shut down economies and drive billions of people into financial hardship. If you followed the same reasoning with other leading causes of death no one would be allowed to drive a car or eat chocolate cake. There have been several attempts to get this level of fear going around the world in the past decade over deadly viruses (see H5N1, H7N9, SARS, MERS, Ebola) that could potentially kill us all and it seems they finally got the formula right because CV19 has everyone quaking in their boots. Asians have been wearing masks in public since bird flu because they are hive mind bug people and subsequently much easier to encourage conformity on. CV19 was created in a laboratory and intentionally released on the population. Do you even care why anyone would do that? Does your smooth brain even register that there could be a motive for that? People die all the time and sometimes people with asthma 'randomly' die in their sleep, even if they are otherwise young and healthy. Correct me if I am wrong @Sriracha but aren't you from Australia? Australia being a country where it is against the law to not vote? Disease and death are natural aspects to life. You know what is not natural? Living to 100. That takes a whole lot of luck or a great deal of surgical interventions. Heart disease is preventable. Do you think everyone should be forced to eat healthy and exercise everyday for our own good? Lose our jobs, shut down our small businesses and let the government control our every movement and track our contacts to make sure our hearts do not attack us? Which state do you live in? Tasmania or Victoria? My guess is Victoria.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

In case anyone was losing sleep wondering what Ralph is doing on his day off; he is currently playing Among Us to an audience of barely 100 with Warski and some other speds I couldn't even try to care about. It is exactly as scintillating as you would imagine several mush-mouthed junkies playing a children's social game would be.

The biggest guest they have is a guy named Kyler, who I believe is Andy's current co-host. This is funny to me since Flamenco, despite being Ralph's former shadow, regularly plays in Among Us streams alongside the likes of Justin Whang, Keemstar, Ricky Berwick, and a few other bigger commentary and gaming Youtubers who all stream the matches collectively to thousands of viewers. Meanwhile big man Ralph can't even shake awake one-sixth of the bots he usually has to watch him suck ass at video games.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Even if CV19 was as dangerous as we are being led to believe that is still no reason to shut down economies and drive billions of people into financial hardship. If you followed the same reasoning with other leading causes of death no one would be allowed to drive a car or eat chocolate cake. There have been several attempts to get this level of fear going around the world in the past decade over deadly viruses (see H5N1, H7N9, SARS, MERS, Ebola) that could potentially kill us all and it seems they finally got the formula right because CV19 has everyone quaking in their boots. Asians have been wearing masks in public since bird flu because they are hive mind bug people and subsequently much easier to encourage conformity on. CV19 was created in a laboratory and intentionally released on the population. Do you even care why anyone would do that? Does your smooth brain even register that there could be a motive for that? People die all the time and sometimes people with asthma 'randomly' die in their sleep, even if they are otherwise young and healthy. Correct me if I am wrong @Sriracha but aren't you from Australia? Australia being a country where it is against the law to not vote? Disease and death are natural aspects to life. You know what is not natural? Living to 100. That takes a whole lot of luck or a great deal of surgical interventions. Heart disease is preventable. Do you think everyone should be forced to eat healthy and exercise everyday for our own good? Lose our jobs, shut down our small businesses and let the government control our every movement and track our contacts to make sure our hearts do not attack us? Which state do you live in? Tasmania or Victoria? My guess is Victoria.

Since we getting off topic ill just pitch in that the biggest farce is that they are trying to give a vaccine for a retrovirus and this magical vaccine has not even the 10 years of clinical trials behind it that it should, it has 1 year and there is also no steady treatment for it either. Vaccines are the hardest form of modern medicine to create and what they are is an inactive/weakened version of the virus/disease that trains your special autoimmune response in order to create an immunity to said disease. However retroviruses cant have vaccines due to how they work, they are a very special kind of virus, honestly this is such a huge farce, the virus is real but its definitely them being exploitative of it in order to enforce measures of population control and line their own pockets and the pockets of their chinese and jewish masters. If a vaccine for this shit was to come out it would probably kill the ones vaccinated in droves. Even if we ignore the fact this is a retrovirus they didnt go through the trouble to find a solid treatment and cure first and then 10 years of clinical trials.
In light of this i extend the offer to the Gunt to be my labrat, he will most certainly die but he will at least donate his lumps of hanging flesh to science to save the white race. If he somehow survives ill pay his mortgage and his debts.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Damn, it's so slow here we are now just bickering about the virus? The corn hyperdrive has tapped the breaks a bit.

 

[MeltyTW]

In case anyone was losing sleep wondering what Ralph is doing on his day off; he is currently playing Among Us to an audience of barely 100 with Warski and some other speds I couldn't even try to care about. It is exactly as scintillating as you would imagine several mush-mouthed junkies playing a children's social game would be.
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The biggest guest they have is a guy named Kyler, who I believe is Andy's current co-host. This is funny to me since Flamenco, despite being Ralph's former shadow, regularly plays in Among Us streams alongside the likes of Justin Whang, Keemstar, Ricky Berwick, and a few other bigger commentary and gaming Youtubers who all stream the matches collectively to thousands of viewers. Meanwhile big man Ralph can't even shake awake one-sixth of the bots he usually has to watch him suck ass at video games.

ethan ralphs real numbers without bots and lemon laundering.

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basically, wish surfer had been there to ask "are ya winnin there bud?"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This Among Us stream is just awful. It breaks several of the rules of being a decent stream

1)Do not be Drunk on Stream (Then again, Ralph breaks that every night)

2)Nothing Interesting is being said or done.

3)Know what you're doing

He's fucking wasted, barely knows how to play and won't read or try to figure it out, he's playing Dora the explorer instead of actually doing tasks which makes him look suspicious, He doesn't do his tasks, even when dead, he just afks when dead, the audience has heard the join code because he's so drunk and didn't mute, and he keeps perma muting everyone else on the stream, so it sounds like he's drunk mumbling to himself.

Also, Warski had 2x as many viewers as Ralph

 

[Laura Loomer]

Has the child bride left home?

I'm really starting to suspect that she's gone. The whole peace treaty, the guntumentary on hold and now Godwinson is claiming that the Vickers interview was fake all along has me very suspicious. I would not be surprised at all if one of the conditions of Faith's release was that Godwinson aka the final boss has to stop ay-lawgin Gunty.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ethan Ralph is a fat headed retard.

 

[Kenobi]

Ade and Tachy had EZPZ on. Fuel for the ED conspiracy.

Adezero and her crew got temp banned off dlive. I wonder who dun did it?

This Among Us stream is just awful. It breaks several of the rules of being a decent stream

1)Do not be Drunk on Stream (Then again, Ralph breaks that every night)

2)Nothing Interesting is being said or done.

3)Know what you're doing

He's fucking wasted, barely knows how to play and won't read or try to figure it out, he's playing Dora the explorer instead of actually doing tasks which makes him look suspicious, He doesn't do his tasks, even when dead, he just afks when dead, the audience has heard the join code because he's so drunk and didn't mute, and he keeps perma muting everyone else on the stream, so it sounds like he's drunk mumbling to himself.

Why do they even let him play with them? He keeps embarssing himself. He talks over other people when hes dead in the disscusions sessions. Some of the games are cutoff by him forggeting to turn off his his logo.
Hes drunk off his ass, hes not funny and hes not brining any viewers so whats the point? Feeding his ego?

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

With all the liquor Ralph has been consuming I won't be surprised if he falls into a liquor-induced coma. His BAL must be at 0.5 by now.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hes drunk off his ass, hes not funny and hes not brining any viewers so whats the point? Feeding his ego?

thats a really good question, these guys are fellow dlive grifters who surely know, warski and kyler who are involved in the recirculation of fraudulent lemons at least, that ethan ralph actually has less than half the views and far less money than he lets on. they dont even get the illusion of use keemstar gets because theyre on the same level as ralph and dont need an attack dog, the only thing besides the blackmail theory is that they have the mentality nick had that "he was good to me!". ecelebs are a disloyal bunch but they truth is ethan is too unpopular for grifters to even make enough mocking and turning on him worth it compared to even just having another unburnt bridge.

which would be a little smart, seeing as how baked went from walking dogs living with his parents to the cash money king, except that ethan is an ethanol soaked bridge in proximity to other bridges they would rather not have burnt. you can be as friendly as you want with someone like baked and if you avoid being exploited for content not really get dragged down but ethan is someone who demands loyalty and demands an active defense and collaboration. Warski is paying ralph's wage to appease him ffs.

edit or perhaps being the degenerates they are they either pity or are attracted to ralph because of his ftm status

 

[Guntkvd]

So instead of 5 hour long Ralph documentary PPP released Hollywood God documentary. They were playing us like a damn fiddle the whole time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY0hVKA41qc&ab_channel=DAKKADAKKA