Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[In the Sick of It]

They are moving on to start gritting the government.

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I can't wait until Bonnie strangles Kevin. It's hilarious seeing the contrast, you've got Penny and Bonnie posting about their goals and how busy they are, while Kevvie's excited for how the expansion benefits him, resulting in more toy space and fake tits. How expanding relates to him profiting is lost on me, given that he contributes literally nothing. And, in a communal setup, wouldn't the idea be you get the same or less space because the ultimate goal is accommodating as many people as they can possibly help? You're not being a very good commie, Kev Kev.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I can't wait until Bonnie strangles Kevin. It's hilarious seeing the contrast, you've got Penny and Bonnie posting about their goals and how busy they are, while Kevvie's excited for how the expansion benefits him, resulting in more toy space and fake tits. How expanding relates to him profiting is lost on me, given that he contributes literally nothing. And, in a communal setup, wouldn't the idea be you get the same or less space because the ultimate goal is accommodating as many people as they can possibly help? You're not being a very good commie, Kev Kev.

The thing is that I'm not even getting how Kevin's going to get more space for his toys unless they've literally started talking about throwing him out of the main house and into one of those death shacks Bonnie was building. I'm guessing even "Mistress" might've gotten tired of the stinky sex-less wonder blob.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm very, very conflicted. On the one hand, I desperately want them to succeed in acquiring the grant and failing hilariously in every single aspect of delivering end results. I mean they can't handle even their fucking Tran Ranch, how could they run a recycling plant for a whole town?

On the other, that could start either Troon Waco or land them in prison, ending this wonderful thread.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Here's the entire thread:

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Yes, young "egg," join the body mutilation cult, it beckons you... closer and closer... wander happily towards the death march...

EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake, Mode_View.

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[scallion]

On the other, that could start either Troon Waco or land them in prison, ending this wonderful thread.

It's better to burn out than fade away

 

[s0mbra]

just think. We're supposed to let BLM weretroon into our dressing rooms, bathrooms, around our children, and in our rape shelters because he is literally just a cis man who wants tits.

(i say cis as a way of pointing out he has 0 gender dysphoria. I despise that word)

 

[Wanda]

Erection, Kevin. The euphoria you're referring to is called an erection.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Every day, TERVES must fucking celebrate Kevin's existence because I can't see someone as off-putting and possibly as red-pilling as our dear Kevryn. Any time someone tries to argue "it's not a fetish" just pull Kevin's twitter feed up. Jesus. He's the literal TERF Boogieman... no wonder Bonnie hates him and is probably currently plotting his murder.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Erection, Kevin. The euphoria you're referring to is called an erection.

Not anymore

 

[shuppet]

Was this when you told the site he was a man or a woman? And I wonder if there would be a difference in estimated age.

Just messed around on the site myself and it guesses gender too. The lack of a dress on the person icon next to the age means it guessed he was a guy.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

I want them to get the recycling contract so bad. It's guaranteed to be a massive boondoggle.

It used to be you could just bale up municipal recycling and ship it to China, but the wise and forward-looking President Xi put a stop to that in 2018 with the National Sword program. Your garbage has to be carefully sorted, quality stuff if you want to sell it across the Pacific, which is expensive to do and requires manpower and specialized equipment. That, plus you're at the mercy of the global commodity market, which Rona shocked really hard. It's going to be difficult to turn a profit in the foreseeable future, especially on such a small scale. The grant will run out, and then shit will get weird.

I like the saga of Kevin, though I've always felt like it doesn't quite measure up to the story of Greta, the Trans Lifeline, and El Zorro. But just imagine if the peaceful countryside dream of the Tranch turns into a Mad Max-style rag-and-bone pickers colony, where vulnerable trans youth scrabble over heaps of trash in exchange for room, board, and federal minimum wage.

 

[RIP Tranch]

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Yes, young "egg," join the body mutilation cult, it beckons you... closer and closer... wander happily towards the death march...

EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake, Mode_View.
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Never stop recruiting, Kev.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Tweet tweet tweet
As hard as you can,
Can't help me,
I'm the Gender-Dread man

 

[Piss Bear]

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Never stop recruiting, Kev.

Oh my god this is one of the first shoops to actually bring tears to my eyes laughing, God bless you

 

[one_time_user]

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I feel like if all of the text except for 'sorry if we didn't get it quite right, we are still improving this feature' was removed that this would be a great poster for a troon surgery office

 

[Constellationzero]

Every day, TERVES must fucking celebrate Kevin's existence because I can't see someone as off-putting and possibly as red-pilling as our dear Kevryn. Any time someone tries to argue "it's not a fetish" just pull Kevin's twitter feed up. Jesus. He's the literal TERF Boogieman... no wonder Bonnie hates him and is probably currently plotting his murder.

Oh, hell, if anyone screeches about how there can't possibly be any conspiracy on the part of some communist or EU government to topple America's might through rendering the country's potential fighting force into Cronenberg body horror usless genderfucks, go ahead and point to this.

At this rate, you realize that if they ever instated the draft again, middle aged and elderly people will be the only ones capable of serving.

Late last night and the night before
Titty Skittles Titty Skittles knocking at my door
Wanna go out; don't know if I can
'Cause I'm so afraid of Gender Euphoria Man

 

[Iron Hamster]

How were they wrong about the guns? You've been waving them around at Twitter like you were the Wet Mountain Tranniban.

The 'gun' part wasn't the focus of the post as the guns would be irrelevant since everyone else would also carry. He was stressing backhandedly that they were going to take over the town and people were rightly worried they would.

 

[stupid frog]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1315102262939787264

 

[Lyre]

The 'gun' part wasn't the focus of the post as the guns would be irrelevant since everyone else would also carry. He was stressing backhandedly that they were going to take over the town and people were rightly worried they would.

Wait i thought the point of the Tranch was to be self sufficient and keep out the nasty hets and Cissies? But now they want to forcibly inject themselve-- no wait, thats right up the troon alley, my bad, should've totally seen this coming.
Can't wait to see the trash mountain thats NOT remnant packaging from kevvies toys if they get this recycling thing.
(And Kevryn won't even lift a delicate ham finger to help sort trash i bet)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315102262939787264

Kevin, you don’t have regular sex, we know the last time you had sex because you sperged about it for a week straight. You narcissistically share every little detail about your sad existence, if you ever have anything resembling sex your twitter followers (and the kiwi farms) would know about it.

You are so 2D and transparent that a simple Markov Chain could replace your Twitter account and no one would notice a difference.