Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[Doctor Placebo]

This man really is trying to drag schizo Sammy away from people who care about her over to the city of angels. This should end well.

Sammy has people who care about her? Considering the state she was in when he found her, I'm skeptical.

Baked streaming with Sammy is like a retarded trailer trash version of Drive on steroids. There will be absolute moments of Kino followed by complete lunacy/mayhem. How did Baked even find this Sammy chick and does she have any past relation to the IP2 universe at all?

If his streams are showing the full story, he saw a chick with a swollen shut eye in a bar and decided he should try to pick that up. I guess he figured domestic violence victims are easy to impress. No connection before that.

 

[Berb]

Baked needs to go all-in Ralph Mode and get Sammy pregnant

 

[irishAzoth]

This season of YOBA is great!! It's all leading up to election night where Baked Alaska has to infiltrate CHAZ 2.0 to save a kidnapped brainwashed Sammi from Raz the warlord
Keep the content coming and the TTS on I'm in it for the long run don't care if Baked is grifting, I'm locked up with nothing to watch/do and this shit is funny as hell

 

[Pomniman]

Now bakeds' simps are calling Moosh an "alcoholic homo man child"

Even though Baked and his fans are complete 'tards, they're not wrong about that. Mooch making fun of other over the hill e-grifters is textbook trollshielding.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Even though Baked and his fans are complete 'tards, they're not wrong about that. Mooch making fun of other over the hill e-grifters is textbook trollshielding.

I watched one of the 'Merch sniping Baked ' clips itt, or in Merch's, and he was trying to rewrite IRL streaming history by saying that RotC-affiliated Carl was being copied by Poseidon & all the irl-streamers who've been associated with him, with their tendencies towards making every public encounter an aggressive and uncomfortable one. Merch is straight up lying, and doing Carl a disservice, by saying shit that could cause Carl extra problems in what's already a minefield of a community, with the pettiest of individuals, both on-stream and watching-stream

 

[Sam Losco]

I think it would be pretty easy to get Sammy hating Jews. Just convince her all the people behind the sex trafficking are Jews and that business owner from last night was a Jew. Every bad person in her life is/was a Jew. Amanda Taylor/Tyler, Jew.

I'm pretty sure a TTS last night tried to do that.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

------BEST MOMENT IN IRL HISTORY BELOW TIMESTAMPED-------

and starting at 4:44:13, baked has been hearing howling in the streets for like 10 minutes. and finds an alleyway, for probably the best IRL moment in history. Nothing will top this in irl.
Baked finds some PCP nigger in the alley, who shucks and jives. Hes wearing a one piece, it starts falling down, and the alley pcp nigger says his pants are "dedicated". Hes been there for 700 years and had heart surgery. hes standing here for a "frat prank" and does a staring contest with his wife. what. At 4:48:34 nigger song starts playing and the alley nigger starts dancing to this song. His eyes are just pure white
At 4:50:40 some karen yells at baked to stop filming this cracked pcp alley nigger. The crack addict yells at her to shut up, and the TTS plays "shut up bitch" by panther den, and the alley nigger starts dancing to it and says he's "swimming". He has the whitest teeth Ive ever seen, grinning the entire time. At 4:52:34 TTS plays "africa" by toto, and the alley nigger thinks hes in Wakanda. At 4:53:25, TTS plays Alabama nigger by Johnny Rebel, and the alley nigger starts jivin to this, pretending he's driving a bus, with a massive smile on his face. at the end he says "HE LIKES THIS SONG" WHAT LOLOL. The alley nigger then says to baked "see you in college". Nothing baked does will top this. you have to see this.

That's was pretty good, wonder if someone made a transcript so we can preserve his crackhead wisdom.

 

[anuscabbage12]

The key here is that baked has to tard wrangle Sammy just enough to keep it entertaining without making the stream boring. and keep her around. 3/4 of the time he is with her, baked is staring at his phone, fixing tts and giggling at the word salad and the movie life lessons. Other 1/4 is him trying to get her to stay around ( he does this by telling her to ignore the trolls, telling her that he loves her, kiss her ) and getting her to not punch people.

Its a delicate balance.

I wonder if we can get a money counter. Id guess hes made like ~50,000$ or 1 Ethan Livesavings, off her so far, in 5 streams. Hes only had to pay her 1,000$, a few drinks and mcdonalds. Hes given her like 2% of the income. I dont know youtubes/streamlabs cut

edit:
ashton birdie was S E E T H I N G on the ralph abortion retort last night, she has watched all of his streams and knows timestamps. im 60% sure we may get a angry ex arc.

 

[tantric_depressive]

The key here is that baked has to tard wrangle Sammy just enough to keep it entertaining without making the stream boring. and keep her around. 3/4 of the time he is with her, baked is staring at his phone, fixing tts and giggling at the word salad and the movie life lessons. Other 1/4 is him trying to get her to stay around ( he does this by telling her to ignore the trolls, telling her that he loves her, kiss her ) and getting her to not punch people.

Its a delicate balance.

I wonder if we can get a money counter. Id guess hes made like ~50,000$ or 1 Ethan Livesavings, off her so far, in 5 streams. Hes only had to pay her 1,000$, a few drinks and mcdonalds. Hes given her like 2% of the income. I dont know youtubes/streamlabs cut

edit:
ashton birdie was S E E T H I N G on the ralph abortion retort last night, she has watched all of his streams and knows timestamps. im 60% sure we may get a angry ex arc

hmm, I wonder what manner would be the most kino to weaponize Ashton Birdie's jealousy?

 

[MidUSA]

I wonder if we can get a money counter. Id guess hes made like ~50,000$ or 1 Ethan Livesavings, off her so far, in 5 streams.

He really pulls in that kind of money?
On a streaming platform most people haven't heard of?

 

[tantric_depressive]

He really pulls in that kind of money?
On a streaming platform most people haven't heard of?

Have you paid attention to how often his speakers going off during his Sammy streams? That $hit adds up. I think the only times it's consistently quiet when she's on with him is when his settings get fucked up by accident

 

[anuscabbage12]

hmm, I wonder what manner would be the most kino to weaponize Ashton Birdie's jealousy?

People have said that by saying Baked and Ashton are still dating really makes her angry? I cant confirm, but people have said this.

He really pulls in that kind of money?
On a streaming platform most people haven't heard of?

He streams the Sammy stuff on https://www.youtube.com/user/iambakedalaska , his channel has not been banned for some reason. He was at 28k before this recent streaming at now at 34.3k in like 2 weeks. this stream even got to 5-6k live viewers, when he was arguing with teenage girls again about abortion, and then again using black people for content. But this one was without sammy.

On this stream on dlive, he made 291,890 Lemons, with 0.0125$ per lemon, which is 3,648.63$/4 hours and 30 minutes. And note, this is without Sammy, which is the golden goose/cash cow. And he normally streams with Sammy for 8 to 11 hours.

I may do the exact calculations later, but if you look at a Sammy Stream, its nonstop donations of 3-20$ on average. He raised for Sammy $1,000 in 2 minutes, in his first stream with her. Think about this, it takes like 10 seconds for the device to process the TTS donation which is at a minimum $3, there are 6 10 second intervals in a minute. which is 18$/minute which is $1,080 per hour. And he streams for 8+ hours with Sammy. Thats a minimum of 8,000$. Also in his latest video he raised media to 7$. Note also alot of the time, his TTS/media breaks so it doesnt play, also sometimes peoples donations dont get played or show up on the screen.
Its entirely convincible given that 8,000$ is the minimum amount, hes made 10,000$ per stream off her, which has been 5 streams so far. Thats 50,000$

However, in his Latest stream,

He calls Sammy around 1:19:00, and she clearly says she does not want to be on camera anymore. Her dad is feeding her lines and opinions during the phone call. She says she wants to get a normal job and "get her life together" in he early 30s. ok. Baked mentions if she went on the Rv she would make enough to not work for a year. So he is atleast offering to pay her. She says she hates being criticised. I wonder if her dad thinks she is going to be used as a prostitute, and that the Rv is codeword for brothel.

 

[Blissed]

Is there any confirmation that this is scripted? Out of no where, Baked's stuff blew up. I remember when he "came back" for a bit and looked like he was getting in shape, clear skin and was doing "comfy streams."

 

[anuscabbage12]

Is there any confirmation that this is scripted? Out of no where, Baked's stuff blew up. I remember when he "came back" for a bit and looked like he was getting in shape, clear skin and was doing "comfy streams."

its not scripted. What there is though, is that baked appears live on the IP2 network, so a bunch of those guys try to stream snipe him.

baked blew up for a few reasons. He was streaming on dlive which is basically Nick Fuentes' hugbox. Nick for whatever reason really likes baked and backed him during the Andy Warski drama. Nick would promote him reaching around 200 viewers and then baked streamed irl with this guy Shalit, who got big during the earlier riots, another Fuentes capo on Dlive reaching 1000 viewers. He also streamed with Chaggot and they would do autistic shit. He continued to gain viewers. People in this section of KF were paying attention to the Ralph drama, which was reaching its peak during this time.

He then had a stable base of ~1000 live viewers on dlive of Nick Fuentes fans, most of whom were "groypers" which are like teenagers who think Fuentes is like a god, because he trolled charle kirk and then did a zoom call with tik tok stars, which got Nick like 25k extra subs on dlive. These teenagers then gravitated to baked due to the fuentes association

He now was the biggest streamer on the Ip2 network now that Ice Poseidon is a dead streamer. These Ip2 people gravitated to baked, who was back on youtube for the first time, trying to pick up teenagers and college kids in bars. The TTS would give "good reactions" from normies. What really brought him back was randomly finding Sammy in a bar, which brought in another 1000-2000 viewers. and it went off from there. also baked has no shame and will do anything for money

edit#:

he keeps doing it. Baked is live again arguing with Corinne in la again lol. She is with some black guy and got baked's earlier stream takin down by sending him porn. They are just yelling at each other lol. Eariler baked brings all of these ip2 people, who are streaming, to a trump rally and the TTS makes everyone start yelling and screaming at each other. People break out into a fist fight. someone guy brought a rabbit, and it got lost in the fight. Corinne also makes an appearance at the rally

Baked is trying to hit on these teenage girls and arguing with them about trump rn at the same in and out as the Warski-asian andy-baked stream years ago. Corinne is calling him a racists and saying baked is a racist sexists and now is for blm and she is with this black dude. the TTS is blaring NIGGER again. Corinne is also streaming lol

they are also with this based self described "nazi" grandma ip2 streamer who is trying to hit on baked and all the younger ip2 streamers.

Corinne comes back in a burqa and they start yelling at each again. then one of the ip2 guys shouts out kiwifarms. Corinne leaves lol.
baked again, is told to put on his goy muzzle in a gas station, and baked tells this clerk to "fuck herself. your a fat sjw". nice own baked. they call the police. lol. the rv get towed by the police LOL. Baked then promotes race mixing with his cuban buddy "mondo". so much for "based baked"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I definitely understand why the New Baked Alaska Adventures has taken off. It's like Jerry Springer, except not scripted and the host is just as exceptional as the guests.

 

[Perspicacity]

I definitely understand why the New Baked Alaska Adventures has taken off. It's like Jerry Springer, except not scripted and the host is just as exceptional as the guests.

It's some of the most incredible content I've seen in the last year. Sammy is the greatest part, hoping for her return last minute for the RV trip.

 

[anuscabbage12]

It's some of the most incredible content I've seen in the last year. Sammy is the greatest part, hoping for her return last minute for the RV trip.

i hope she get on and baked makes bank. which will make ashton, warksi and ethan seethe, making them do irl. ethan has been making like 80$ streams, while baked makes 1000s

 

[byuu]

I definitely understand why the New Baked Alaska Adventures has taken off. It's like Jerry Springer, except not scripted and the host is just as exceptional as the guests.

Baked really is the ideal irl streamer thanks to his complete lack of sense and shame.

 

[anuscabbage12]

He really pulls in that kind of money?
On a streaming platform most people haven't heard of?

Have you paid attention to how often his speakers going off during his Sammy streams? That $hit adds up. I think the only times it's consistently quiet when she's on with him is when his settings get fucked up by accident

On stream baked just announced he is on track to make 500,000$ this year from donos.......... wtf........ i doubt he can do this without Sammy. he said he preordered the tesla pickup truck. wow such great style

 

[Kenobi]

Is there any confirmation that this is scripted? Out of no where, Baked's stuff blew up. I remember when he "came back" for a bit and looked like he was getting in shape, clear skin and was doing "comfy streams."

Dude watch the hockey simp stream. There is no way its scripted, you can´t act this. Look at that primal lizard brain rage.