Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'd tell Kevin to shove it in his (neo-)vag, but since he overshares, we know he literally can't.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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I STILL have more sex

Still?? So he admits amhole is a multilated non-functional trainwreck?

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin, you don’t have regular sex, we know the last time you had sex because you sperged about it for a week straight. You narcissistically share every little detail about your sad existence, if you ever have anything resembling sex your twitter followers (and the kiwi farms) would know about it.

You are so 2D and transparent that a simple Markov Chain could replace your Twitter account and no one would notice a difference.

He probably counts cybersex as real sex.

2 guys in a chatroom comic goes here.

The rest of the thread is about diaper fetish or some shit idk I wasn't paying attention. Someone better than I can cap.
edit: does Null's redirect archive yet? Anyone know? It looks like it's better for screenshots tho.
edit2: nevermind, it doesn't archive i read the thread.

 

[Putin Bot]

Does Kevin not know that people aren't so stupid they can't figure out what k*w*farms is?

Great way to show you read your own thread faggot.

But then again, except for us, who the fuck is interested in Kevin's life? Obviously not Penny or Bonnie, since they have to actually keep the tranch going and recruit new members. Hailey sure doesn't, since he's busy fucking any loser who'll have him, and Kevin's other "girlfriends" are all long distance, and there's rarely a mention of them.

Kevin, don't hate us. We're your only consistent fans!!

 

[0 0]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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Kevin, what you do is the metaphysical opposite of sex. A Buddhist monk who has been a virgin for the entire century he's been alive has had more sex than you.

 

[Enoby Way]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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Lol no you don't.

Wait i thought the point of the Tranch was to be self sufficient and keep out the nasty hets and Cissies? But now they want to forcibly inject themselve-- no wait, thats right up the troon alley, my bad, should've totally seen this coming.

This is a really, really good point that deserves restating. I feel it was sadly overlooked. I would like to encourage the folx in this good queer thread to go back and rate it to get it in the highlights because it is fucking ON POINT.

The Tranniban have said so many times that they wanted a place of their own where they could do whatever they want, and now it has become important to them to be integrated into the community because they see a chance to prove a point: "we're normal people just like you!"

I think we all understand that most people can restrict who they see and interact with for only so long before they start craving connection with a wider community and the outside world... but I feel the troons have taken this normal human impulse and perverted it because they can't just interact with a community for the sake of putting down roots. They want to feed this need to put down roots AND use it to make a statement about themselves, and that is just using people.

From personal experience it's the same way that quite a few Christians will be your friend because they genuinely do want human companionship, but it also wouldn't be too bad if they got you into their churches at the same time.

Edit:

Does Kevin not know that people aren't so stupid they can't figure out what k*w*farms is?

Great way to show you read your own thread faggot.

I think it's just some kind of misguided way of thwarting SEO and/or keeping the farms out of Twitter's trending topics. Censoring the word does double duty because it shows that while everyone knows what it is, it is verboten and highly disapproved of by a certain type of person. So if you want to be like those people, and approved by the in crowd, you know what you have to think of the farms. They've already told you.

 

[s0mbra]

Oh oh, since he showed his fetid hole right after I said he was too ashamed to show it, maybe I can do it again!!

Ah-hem

He never shows him and his "mistress" "penny" showing any effection because we all know Penny (and the others) hate him!

Edit: lmao was "I have more sex than you neenerneener" really his default comeback? I can't figure out if that's more childish or incelish

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

I like to think I have a fairly strong stomach at this point in my life. But lately, some of these troon threads (specifically Mr. Kev) have gotten exceptionally brutal over the last several months. I wonder if these particular vestiges of the rat king are in private communication with each other regarding the deterioration of their minds/bodies/spirits? You'd think that a "community" that is completely codependent on one another would be airing their grievances/doubts to one another.
The coof could have had a completely negligible effect on these people given how little they truly get out and spend time with other people.
I think corona must have appeared as a blessing in disguise to these freaks. But to me, the clock has merely accelerated. 2021 is going to be an interesting year.

 

[Spastic Colon]

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Yes, young "egg," join the body mutilation cult, it beckons you... closer and closer... wander happily towards the death march...

EDIT: Oh for fuck's sake, Mode_View.
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That's a lie, Kev. We've seen your moobs naked and we've seen how much bigger your "boobs" look in your clothing. You are totally stuffing your bra. If HRT were magically giving you boobs, there'd be no need for that boob job.

Mode_View does have body dysphoria. Not because he's secretly trans. It's because he's fat. There may be a few delusional souls out there who think that fat looks good, but the vast majority do not. Mode_View doesn't want to be a girl. He wants a different body so he can finally bang a girl. He doesn't need to troon out. He needs to diet. So does Kevin.

Anyone who has had sex 2 times in the last year has already doubled the amount of sex Kev has had -- so no, Kev, I'm sure we've all had way more sex than you. Even more importantly, we've had way more orgasms than you. You're still 0 for 1 on that one, bud.

 

[Piss Bear]

I like to think I have a fairly strong stomach at this point in my life. But lately, some of these troon threads (specifically Mr. Kev) have gotten exceptionally brutal over the last several months. I wonder if these particular vestiges of the rat king are in private communication with each other regarding the deterioration of their minds/bodies/spirits? You'd think that a "community" that is completely codependent on one another would be airing their grievances/doubts to one another.
The coof could have had a completely negligible effect on these people given how little they truly get out and spend time with other people.
I think corona must have appeared as a blessing in disguise to these freaks. But to me, the clock has merely accelerated. 2021 is going to be an interesting year.

I used to be able to browse the Tranny Sideshows thread casually. But now, it's become too much. I can only stomach so much of it before I feel like my brain is fried, and I die a little on the inside for this current generation of kids growing up with tranny predators grooming them to be trans. And it moves so fast too. I stick to a select few funny trannies, whose threads actually were spawned from that thread. (Mainly Kev and Lou.) You're not alone.

Mode_View does have body dysphoria. Not because he's secretly trans. It's because he's fat. There may be a few delusional souls out there who think that fat looks good, but the vast majority do not. Mode_View doesn't want to be a girl. He wants a different body so he can finally bang a girl. He doesn't need to troon out. He needs to diet. So does Kevin.

Dieting for Mode_View certainly would make his chances of getting a girl higher but uh... have you seen the man's penis? It's almost in the negative numbers. Personally, I think he's a lost cause. He's drank a bit too much of the tranny Kool-Aid. It's only a matter of time.

 

[Enoby Way]

Maybe we are approaching this from the wrong angle: even if he *was* having a lot of sex, is that really the measure of what makes you a meaningful person who brings value to the world? He hasn't exactly tried to refute the consensus in this thread that he is a wasteful, using, grooming, lazy, morally bankrupt, social media addict, and he would be this kind of person even if he wasn't a troon.

"I have lots of sex" doesn't really make up for that.

 

[BunchofMunch]

I used to be able to browse the Tranny Sideshows thread casually. But now, it's become too much. I can only stomach so much of it before I feel like my brain is fried, and I die a little on the inside for this current generation of kids growing up with tranny predators grooming them to be trans. And it moves so fast too. I stick to a select few funny trannies, whose threads actually were spawned from that thread. (Mainly Kev and Lou.) You're not alone.


Dieting for Mode_View certainly would make his chances of getting a girl higher but uh... have you seen the man's penis? It's almost in the negative numbers. Personally, I think he's a lost cause. He's drank a bit too much of the tranny Kool-Aid. It's only a matter of time.

Fat guys almost always seem to have micro penises though, because there's fat surrounding it as well. So a positive extra side effect of losing weight for most men is getting a seemingly larger penis. I'm not saying Mode's extra stuffing is hiding a monster dong, but I think it's very plausible that it will at least be visible to the naked eye if he stopped feeling sorry for his fat ass and did something about it instead.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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What a riveting tale, my boy Kev!

There's a little thing I observed during my adult life: people who actually have sex seldom brag about it. People who actually brag about "getting more pussy than a toilet seat" usually don't get any action. And as @Trigger Me Timbers noted, you definitely would have gloated about your feats of sexual prowess on twatter for weeks if you had any. 'member your daily insane ramblings about "finally figuring out masturbating with a vulva"?

Yeah, I wish I didn't either.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Dieting for Mode_View certainly would make his chances of getting a girl higher but uh... have you seen the man's penis? It's almost in the negative numbers. Personally, I think he's a lost cause. He's drank a bit too much of the tranny Kool-Aid. It's only a matter of time.

Yeah, but the thing about small penises is that women don't KNOW a man has a small penis until they're already invested enough to touch it. All Ryan needs is a naive young thing who thinks he has a good heart (and remember LibFems think tranny stans are all righteous and shit) and who doesn't know that he has splashed photos of his teeny cock all over twitter.

But, yeah, Kevvie is his Achilles heel. I have no idea why Kev's disgusting fantasy-land is so appealing. He literally looks like a 57 year old man who's been whacked a few times with the ugly stick, he has no social worth (not even cool points from being a rancher like Penny or Bonnie)... I don't get why anyone would look at that and think "want". <shudder>

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

The ranch is perhaps moving into some sort of bunker.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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My vagina is au natural, with nerve endings, natural lubrication, a real honest to goodness functional clitoris and doesn't have to be artificial dilated. So, regardless of the amount of sex I'm having, I still say mine is better. For both parties involved.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

My vagina is au natural, with nerve endings, natural lubrication, a real honest to goodness functional clitoris and doesn't have to be artificial dilated. So, regardless of the amount of sex I'm having, I still say mine is better. For both parties involved.

But-but if you can't grow your own natural vagina, store bought is fine!!!

Spoiler, Kevin, it isn't. It really isn't. And I think any guy with any sense of self-preservation would fuck pretty much any available hole before sticking it in that monstrosity.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Kevin talking about twitter and his insecurities

I honestly just can't imagine giving complete strangers that sort of power over you

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Well I got bored so here is a grab bag of minor kevin updates

Kevin talking about his taste in food and semen

Spoiler

https://archive.fo/wip/ziPws

Kevin sperging about films that give him gender euphoria

Spoiler

https://archive.vn/IPgqk

Kevin talking about their supportive community

Spoiler

https://archive.vn/lydDC

Kevin buying transformers that he hasn't displayed for months

Spoiler

https://archive.vn/9je6y

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin talking about twitter and his insecurities

I honestly just can't imagine giving complete strangers that sort of power over you

Kev lives on validation. More specifically, the validation of others.

This might be armchair psych and God forbid trannysperging, but I don't think he has a strong theory of mind or sense of identity. He lacks the - for lack of a better term - inner force to "just exist", he desperately needs the attention and validation of others.
He always was a degenerate coomer, a /b/tard, and even worse, a redditor, but IIRC he never considered trooning out before meeting Pennywise. He needed to be told he was a troon, and that's what he's doing to fat egg-man (definitely not Eggman, rip Long John) Ryan J. Craig (mode_view). This is why he can't deal with others disconnecting from him, and why he's always ignoring that egg Ryan when he's trying to break free.

He also might have daddy abandonment issues stemming from his dead father, but I know people whose fathers died and didn't turn out to be degenerate troomers, so that's just a cherry on top of this sundae.

 

[Enoby Way]

Kevin talking about their supportive community
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I am honestly a bit taken aback that Kevin has decided he is against cancel culture. Anyone know who this was about?