Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Teresa77]

She couldn't even be bothered to wait a full 24 hours before uploading a video of her stuffing her face again, could she?

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What the fuck is up with her eyes?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Over the last week Chantal has rocketed (yuck) to the front of my Deathfat tontine. Shitting blood sans gallbladder seems like a silent but deadly death rattle.
I think that particularly vile instance of her "passing gas" during one of her more recent eating videos has gained additional context; I don't think Chantal "sharted" in that video. I think she passed modest amount of blood. I will not pretend to have advanced medical experience, but if you are experiencing some type of internal bleeding in your lower GI/colon; I bet you are a top tier candidate for massive infection/sepsis.
From what I understand, death by gastrointestinal bleed is one of the darkest and most painful ways to go.
All of the tastiest foods in the world will mean nothing when you are dying on a bariatric gurney in a Canadian hospital at 2:00AM while the night crew shrugs.
Chantal may be in the deepest shit of her life in absolutely every sense of the phrase. She must address this in a serious and prompt way.

But you know she won't.

If she's shitting blood, it could also be a sign she has colorectal cancer of some kind. Obese and overweight people are way more likely to get that than people who are a healthy weight. Hell, even being overweight but having a fairly decent diet helps, but her diet is pure, unadulterated trash.

Gosh, if she's got arse cancer of some kind, she really is fucked. At the very least, if they have to yank a cancerous section of her bowel and she's left shitting into a bag, a la Anna the fit vegan ginger? Can you imagine? I wonder if they can even put shit bags on people that fat?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

They didn't even pull off all their Monopoly Game pieces. Some of those are instant wins. She could've won a free food item even if she's lazy to collect pieces.

 

[Beluga]

Love yourselves and don't watch the McDonald's Mukbang.

She's manic and hyper because she's about to stuff her face with fast food, both her and Peetz eat disgustingly, she keeps looking at Peetz's food and they talk about Sailor Moon and I think some other film. Chinny will have to take Sam to the vet, he's got some sores on his mouth and he needs to have the fur "around his bum" shaved and his nails cut. Chantal is having Peetz film her after her colonoscopy as she wants to immortalise the subsequent fart galore. She talks again about the fart video she posted in her community tab and she gets angry when Peetz almost throws away the Big Mac sauce container.

That's it, saved you 20 minutes of your life, go enjoy your Sundays.

 

[literally low-key]

A little late but why didn't she just stand up and zip up that coat instead of struggling? Lazy bitch.
She ripped the tag off before trying it on. Stupid.
That is such an ugly coat. 5X my God. She is going to look ridiculous in it. The arms will be way too long. How could she expect a 5X to fit a woman as short as she is. There are no clothes that fit a person that is bigger around than they are tall.

 

[Randy Lahey]

If she’s shitting blood she probably just had too much Taco Bell or something.

 

[Who Now]

She is wearing the Bowie shirt every day because its the only one she can squeeze into from her recent haul. The other shirts are just not comfortable and even this one is bordering on seams a poppin.

I think she schedules her Instagram "glam" shots to coincide with her bi-weekly shower. Sadly, I"m not even joking.

She keeps lamenting that the Halloween stuff she wanted to do is not available and in her apple/fudge video she says there was some attraction that required reservations so she was too late. She KNEW she was going to do vlogtober. She PLANNED for it, she even made a calendar for it and took special days off to "prepare".. But she couldn't be bothered to call around some places to find out hours/reservations/availability/covid information? She is so frustrating.

Did she think October only has 7 days in it? Because she sure doesn't seem to know what she is going to do for content from day to day. She is still hyped up for some "get together", but that has nothing to do with her viewers and we don't give a shit. And now she is complaining about feeling run down. Setting up to call off vlogtober ala' Amberlynn?

 

[Burger King]

I am wondering if Canada just started McDonald’s Monopoly because they acted as if they never played it before.

 

[chantalisfat]

Interestingly, James has two jarring tics in this video.

 

[Cock wombler]

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Who ya callin' the world's oldest, fattest toddler? You must mean some other Chantal Olive!

And don't worry guys, by sheer coincidence, "I just scrubbed my hands", she admonishes us. "Very well." What were the odds of that? Lucky thing.

I love her plan to double-wrap all of the fudge and put it in the freezer. "I won't eat it. I can, but I won't" Then, the plan changes to, "I will cut them into little pieces, and just have a little piece every day." That's Clotso; she is all about little pieces and small servings. I bet that fudge will last her until Christmas.

I also notice that she has been adopting a lot of Amberlynn's old mannerisms lately, like making an affirmative-sounding "mmm-hmmm!" when chewing a mouthful and judging its taste. There are moments lately where if the angle is right, she even looks like Amberlynn. All deathfatties are the same in the end.

In the intelligence department, she was so overwhelmed by buying fudge at the pumpkin patch that she literally forgot to buy a pumpkin. "But you can get them in grocery stores", she tells us, which sounds so romantic. She also didn't realize that the pumpkin patch was at an apple orchard, which is why there were apples and apple cider for sale there.

Her high powered career, busy social life, soccer-mom duties, volunteering work, and studies life has her feeling exhausted these days, and whenever she is exhausted from all her busy activities, her tonsils start to hurt and become very swollen. Lucky thing there are "no white spots" on her tonsils.

Her spending is outta control these days. New coat, another Amazon package waiting to be opened, and she's gonna buy "nesting tables". Meanwhile yesterday's upload became the second in a row to fail to break 20K in 24 hours, the first time that has happened all year. This one might be a third in a row. She's spending Amberlynn money with 1/5 of her views...

Re the amberisms- Someone here mentioned very recently that at least she doesn't do the amber head nodding and mhmm thing. So ofc she's now started doing it. I'll try to find it.
Edit - I've searched and skimmed over the last 20 pages but I can't find it.

 

[Dutch Courage]

What's the big deal guyz? She hadn't eaten all day, and she even got Peetz to confirm it. She did not eat a mound of fudge. She's a petite little sweetheart mukbang influncer, plus a skinny legend has got to eat, right? Those sauce cups contain the magic elixir to cure ass-bleed in the pathologically unconcerned.

Not only that, such riveting content will surely arrest her new viewership decline, won't it?

And get off her (bleeding) ass about Vlogtober. There's a whole backdrop of autumn leaves; how much October do you need?

I think our one-trick pony is down to about half a trick now.

 

[A Owl]

Interestingly, James has two jarring tics in this video.

Could you save A Owl's sanity and timestamp pretty please?

 

[Chantal's Walker]

So Thanksgiving is not happening because of social distancing but she’s still going to have her get together? How does that even make sense ?

She doesn't make sense. Ottawa is one of three hotspot regions being rolled back to stage two. They only want people associating with their own household and a pause put on social circles, so her bubble comment was asinine. They've stated the Ottawa health system is in crisis and stretched to the maximum.

Yet this dirty, unwashed pig of a person is out there with swollen tonsils coming down with something. Buying fudge and sucking it down right after using a debit machine. Didn't see any sanitizer used this clip. She's just gross.

 

[Shianne Wolfe]

Her eyes looked really swollen in this video

She looked sick in that vid. Like: terribly ill. She obviously hasn't been feeling great lately, she just plays her role in front of the camera. I bet she's already bedridden at this point, she just makes herself get up to make a movie, bc it's the only way to pay her rent. That would actually be extremely sad. I think Malan is fully aware of the fact that he dodged a bullet.

 

[Chef_Boyar_D]

Love yourselves and don't watch the McDonald's Mukbang.

She's manic and hyper because she's about to stuff her face with fast food, both her and Peetz eat disgustingly, she keeps looking at Peetz's food and they talk about Sailor Moon and I think some other film. Chinny will have to take Sam to the vet, he's got some sores on his mouth and he needs to have the fur "around his bum" shaved and his nails cut. Chantal is having Peetz film her after her colonoscopy as she wants to immortalise the subsequent fart galore. She talks again about the fart video she posted in her community tab and she gets angry when Peetz almost throws away the Big Mac sauce container.

That's it, saved you 20 minutes of your life, go enjoy your Sundays.

Or if you're looking for a little more detail, might I offer a compromise.....

• Hey guys hey!
• “TODAY WE HAVE MCDONALD’S!!” - Riveting.
• Tragic + creepy frozen thumbnail attempt.
• ’Don’t encroach your arm on MY SIDE!’ - hon, if ANYONE is encroaching on space here….
• Drowns food in Ketchup - standard.
• “ALRIGHT! … BEAUTY BITE! I’m HYPER and you’re gonna get it and you’re gonna get it.” - Now, Chantal, we all know the food is what’s gonna get it.
• RIP those French fries that are being massacred at warp speed betwixt her translucent yellow tooth graveyard.
• Inane chatter, and incomplete sentences due to the INSATIABLE NEED TO FEED.
• Drops ketchup laden fry on the marshmallow lump that is her chest. Scoops that motherfucker right up and inhales it.
• Begins shovelling fries with such voracity that sauce cloaks her trotters, chest, face, shirt, Jesus Lord my 5 year old niece has better table manners.
• She literally cannot pry her focus away from food
• “KETCHUP FART!”
• Explains she was grooming Sam so she is covered in his hair.
• On her upcoming colonoscopy “Peetz is gonna film me… Post” to catch her post-procedure wind.
• Thinks is is ULTRA HILARIOUS that Peetz should tell the doctor he needs to film the post colonoscopy fart-experience “for her job”.
• Laugh-wheezes at her juvenile attempt at humour - her body undertaking the Herculean effort to continue to pump oxygen to vital organs whilst under extreme duress.
• Cannot eat with her mouth closed/sans spine tingling smacking sounds.
• “Compared to mine you’re burps always suck.” What a claim, girl.
• She has to take Sam to the vet for sores on his mouth. Also on the to-do list: nails cut/butt hair trimmed (Still talking about Sam). (These add-ons seem like basic grooming, but whatever, I don’t have a cat, I could be wrong, don’t come at me)
• She accidentally stood on BBJ’s tail once and had nightmares. For two days. She cares.
• Overprotective clutch at Big Mac sauce when Peetz is clearing up. Genuine fear it will be discarded with the grease-laden remains of the McD packaging.
• Musing about what she could put the Big Mac sauce on. Lists various potato-based foods.
• Jokes that her body is screaming out for vegetables. NO SHIT.
• More juvenile toilet humour, interspersed by burping.
• Peetz becoms animated talking about various animated characters .
• Manic cat-voice when Sam tries to gate-crash video - return to her ‘new catchphrase’ of “FEEZING”.
• BREAKING NEWS: Chantal would rather smell peoples’ farts than their burps.

FIN.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Hell of a long drive just to buy fudge. Any number of good dessert shops sell lots of varieties of fudge. Apples & pumpkins can be had anywhere. She forgot to buy a pumpkin because... fudge. That's all she was thinking about.

But isn't this the same "farm" / apple orchard where she went with her mom earlier this year (it used to be some sort of family tradition thing)? They drove all the way up to pick apples but bc of COVID, they couldn't so they got an apple pie and went home?

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

The way Chinny ravenously chomps at her French fries like an alligator snapping turtle is probably my favorites of her tics. The best part of this latest McDonald's mukbang was, at 4:18, when one such particularly zealous tic occurred, but she missed the fry and it ended up on her neck fat/chest area. She's going to miss one day and catch one of her fatty, sausage fingers on those decrepit, yellowed chompers; hope we get it on a video.

 

[Serial Grapist]

But isn't this the same "farm" / apple orchard where she went with her mom earlier this year (it used to be some sort of family tradition thing)? They drove all the way up to pick apples but bc of COVID, they couldn't so they got an apple pie and went home?

Different farm I think. They had gone to pick strawberries at a berry farm and bought a strawberry pie to take home:

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Now its over, so what is she gonna do now? Dress up like a fat Juliette Lewis from Natural Born Killers next while eating meatloaf? Dress up like a fat Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut while eating spaghetti? Dress up like a fat Sandra Bullock in Speed while eating a pizza?

Here are some better recreations for Chantal:

1. Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, crossing and uncrossing her legs
2. Demi Moore in Striptease, ripping off her shirt to reveal barely-there lingerie
3. Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades, restrainted in the Red Room of sexual implements

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

She is live

Her mom bought her shirt. Mom must be proud buying a circus tent for her eldest daugher.

Here are some better recreations for Chantal:

1. Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, crossing and uncrossing her legs
2. Demi Moore in Striptease, ripping off her shirt to reveal barely-there lingerie
3. Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades, restrainted in the Red Room of sexual implements

4. A hippo eating out of a trough.