Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

"It's one of my favorite movies."

Uh, ok. But you didn't even talk about it. You just remember the milkshake scene.

I get the feeling she has maybe seen this movie once, and claims it's one of her "favorites" because it's the cool thing to say because it's Tarantino. I would bet a million dollars she couldn't give a basic synopsis of Pulp Fiction or even name two characters outside of Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace if she was put on the spot.

She reminds me of those thirteen year old girls you see today wearing "Nirvana" t-shirts.
 
How is it possible that the wig is just as greasy looking as her hair?! Did she wear it for a week straight to achieve a real hair look?

Shit video anyways but what did we expect. I've never watched Pulp Fiction, I have no idea what it talks about but she could have done a trivia video about the film, at least it would have made more sense than this waste of time but who am I kidding, that would have required "work".

I feel like she's probably afraid of learning new stuff cause she thinks it'd take up all the space in her brain dedicated to food.
 
She looks like she ran a half marathon between her intro and her eating. Truth be told, the only thing she did was cook. This is fucking pathetic.
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I would bet a million dollars she couldn't give a basic synopsis of Pulp Fiction or even name two characters outside of Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace if she was put on the spot.

I was surprised she knew the name of her husband, Marcellus Wallace...but then I realized Chantal loves black men, and she chose this character on purpose. Also, I wonder why she didn't choose one of the healthier options on the menu.
 

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She looks like she ran a half marathon between her intro and her eating. Truth be told, the only thing she did was cook. This is fucking pathetic.
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Was just about to post about her greasy, nasty looking wig. How is it even possible to make a new clean wig look like that?? Unless of course you sweat like a pig after taking two steps.
 
So what was the purpose of that piece of onion and tomato just randomly on the table??

She told us. It was garnish. Everyone knows you aren't supposed to eat garnish.

This was pretty much what I was expecting. An enormously fat and wheezy Uma Thurman, plus lots of stomach-turning eating. All that hype, and all we get is a woman in a tent garbling a few lines of dialog and reciting what she cribbed from wikipedia. I was originally planning to do a writeup for this episode, but found I had very little to say about it all. Even by her pathetic standards, this was a mediocre effort at best.

Now its over, so what is she gonna do now? Dress up like a fat Juliette Lewis from Natural Born Killers next while eating meatloaf? Dress up like a fat Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut while eating spaghetti? Dress up like a fat Sandra Bullock in Speed while eating a pizza? Or will she return to Halloween themed mukbangs and recite "The Raven" in a nasal voice again? The possibilities are endless. This is why Creators make the big bucks, and all we can do is watch in awe and dream of living the Creator lifestyle.
 
She told us. It was garnish. Everyone knows you aren't supposed to eat garnish.

This was pretty much what I was expecting. An enormously fat and wheezy Uma Thurman, plus lots of stomach-turning eating. All that hype, and all we get is a woman in a tent garbling a few lines of dialog and reciting what she cribbed from wikipedia. I was originally planning to do a writeup for this episode, but found I had very little to say about it all. Even by her pathetic standards, this was a mediocre effort at best.

Now its over, so what is she gonna do now? Dress up like a fat Juliette Lewis from Natural Born Killers next while eating meatloaf? Dress up like a fat Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut while eating spaghetti? Dress up like a fat Sandra Bullock in Speed while eating a pizza? Or will she return to Halloween themed mukbangs and recite "The Raven" in a nasal voice again? The possibilities are endless. This is why Creators make the big bucks, and all we can do is watch in awe and dream of living the Creator lifestyle.

She looks fucking Knackered. And she should just research fat people in movies and do those. She should start with the gluttony victim in se7en and just killed herself and have peetz be the rookie detective Mills.
 
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The amount of vanilla extract Chantal put in that milkshake made my stomach turn. For an entire batch of cookie batter you only use 1/8 of a teaspoon (which is basically one or two small droplets).

That much vanilla would have made anyone gag. She must have no pallet whatsoever. Or is too lazy to care.

One thing that makes me irrationally mad at Chantal is her inability to do anything correctly. Read a recipe, measure the ingredients. It is even acceptable to be a “pinch and dash” kind of cook where you eyeball things and go by taste. She butchers everything due to her shocking laziness.
 
She used Accent to season her burger because it's "less sodium", yea no, it's literally pure MSG. MonoSODIUM Glutamate.

Pet your cat, grab your food, pick at your wig, lick your fingers, she looks so sweaty and uncomfortable. Imagine being in a body with such little range of motion, having your arm fat droop into all the food and sauces you have on the table.
MSG is far lower in sodium than table salt, so she is correct. 🤷‍♂️
 
Who tells Chantal loving Pulp Fiction isn’t a personality trait? I’m blocked so can’t.

she sees pulp fiction as an edgy, super cool movie that makes her different from the other bimbos that like mainstream movies, same reason she keeps mentioning how she loves old school rock music instead of modern pop - she’s not like other girls!
 
She looks like a force-fed Humpty Dumpty in a bad Friar Tuck wig.

The only thing that might have saved this utterly shambolic kick-off to Vlogtober is if Peetz had made an appearance as the Gimp (the Simp?). And of course, Chantal spent a full minute talking about how Mia Wallace only ate one bite of her burger, something I have never, ever noticed in the many times I have seen this film.

And as others have noted, she looks astonishingly sick. That's about all I got.
 
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I'll take my late ratings, site was down when I originally thought about this: I think most people like a good horror story. Being spooked can be fun. Some of the most effective stories leave you guessing and never truly reveal what it is that you should be afraid of. Your own mind is often going to create a much scarier monster than the writers could, may the story be told in the form of a film, video game, book, whatever you prefer. Sometimes there is a reveal at the very end, and it's inevitably disappointing after you had so much time to mentally craft your own terror.

Chantal is the exception. She reveals her plans and it's still painfully predictable, down to Kiwis guessing exactly which cheap accessory packs she will purchase from Amazon. Despite the predictability, it's always a terrifying sight, as if we weren't warned at all. The human brain simply cannot prepare any of us for this...

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or this...

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I mean it's already bad enough she doesn't look human, but she's trying to cosplay as an attractive woman from an iconic film. Gross.

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If I had no idea who Chantal was, if this video was my intro to her as a person, at best I would guess that some white trash family is letting their severely mentally ill adult daughter play dress-up while she films herself eating in a poor attempt to allow her to feel accomplished because she's too legitimately retarded to do anything else. No one asked for this and yet here we are, watching a balding lard behemoth in an ill-fitting wig, her strands of stringy unwashed hair being pulled down by beads of sweat and the weight of scalp soot as her attempts at contouring stick out like a sore thumb because when you're 400+lbs there aren't any cheekbones left to contour. Let us not forget the ketchup on her fingers, the mustard and mayo on her face, and the cat hair floating around. What an absolute mess, and Chantal has no one to blame but herself. Can't wait to see what other quarter-assed costumes Chantal treats us with this month!

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The amount of vanilla extract Chantal put in that milkshake made my stomach turn. For an entire batch of cookie batter you only use 1/8 of a teaspoon (which is basically one or two small droplets).

That much vanilla would have made anyone gag. She must have no pallet whatsoever. Or is too lazy to care.

One thing that makes me irrationally mad at Chantal is her inability to do anything correctly. Read a recipe, measure the ingredients. It is even acceptable to be a “pinch and dash” kind of cook where you eyeball things and go by taste. She butchers everything due to her shocking laziness.
Not to stan Chantal but the vanilla extract she uses is synthetic and is weak AF. You can easily x10 the recipe with it just to get some vanilla flavor.
 
she sees pulp fiction as an edgy, super cool movie that makes her different from the other bimbos that like mainstream movies, same reason she keeps mentioning how she loves old school rock music instead of modern pop - she’s not like other girls!
Is she stuck in 1994? Quentin Tarantino is one of the most popular and celebrated and studied directors today?
 
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