Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

I am not a paedophile.

Where?
I am still not a paedo.
You want to fuck an underaged Duck and an underaged girl from some German area and your justification is that mentally they aren’t that old because of something about time dilation or genetic engineering. Their bodies are still physically underaged. You’re therefor a person attracted to children and therefor a pedophile.
 
You want to fuck an underaged Duck and an underaged girl from some German area and your justification is that mentally they aren’t that old because of something about time dilation or genetic engineering. Their bodies are still physically underaged. You’re therefor a person attracted to children and therefor a pedophile.
Underage /= kids
I have a fetish for teenagers.

Time and aging work different in Duckburg and basically every other reality cartoon. Even Chris-Chan knows that. Oh, and Deryn Sharpe is Scottish, not German.

It seems like your understanding of the world is even dumber than Chris's.
 
Underage /= kids
I have a fetish for teenagers.

Time and aging work different in Duckburg and basically every other reality cartoon. Even Chris-Chan knows that. Oh, and Deryn Sharpe is Scottish, not German.

It seems like your understanding of the world is even dumber than Chris's.
You have a fetish for teenagers but you aren’t a pedophile.

I don’t care where this fictional character you’re in love with that happens to be a child is from.

Actually you’re probably on the same level as Chris. I’m not having fun anymore and I’m going to Church soon. Maybe we’ll talk later.
 
You have a fetish for teenagers but you aren’t a pedophile.
Yes. Now you finally got it! Thanks.

Per definition, a paedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to kids. And per definition too, teens aren't kids because they're older than them, they're two different stages in terms of age, where there are: Babies - kids - teens - adults - seniors.

You're grade school level biology is even worse than Chris's.
 
It's designed to cure racism by turning everyone gay.
Like Drachenlord said: I am bisexual.
But in terms of men/boys, I am an exclusive hebephile.

@Webby's Boyfriend
Kindly cease posting your idiot fuckwaddery on my profile page, thanks.

Seems two world war whippings weren't enough to teach you sausage-suckers some manners.
Don't spark a third, you inbred duck-molestor.
The Allies of World War 1 are called the Duck Powers in Germany.
 
Like Drachenlord said: I am bisexual.
But in terms of men/boys, I am an exclusive hebephile.


The Allies of World War 1 are called the Duck Powers in Germany.
So to clarify, just to make sure we get this right - you only like teenage boys (what's the age cutoff?), but you like girls of teenage years and beyond?

Are you sure you can't make an exception for your #1 Fan and (not-so) secret admirer @BoxerShorts47 ?

Also what do you usually get drunk on (what is your favorite drink?) - were you alone yesterday or with others?
 
So to clarify, just to make sure we get this right - you only like teenage boys (what's the age cutoff?), but you like girls of teenage years and beyond?
Are you sure you can't change your stance for your #1 FanBoy and (not-so) secret admirer @BoxerShorts47 ?
1) Yeah. My age range in female partners is like, uh, 15-30, but for males, uhm, 14-20.
2) Boxy could be my evil twin from an alternate dimension.
 
In WW1 Germany, your kind would be put down.
I'm a political fugitive persecuted by the realitard regime for my beliefs, that's why I'll move to my duck girlfriend in Calisota.

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Off topic a bit, but what is it with the "woke" thinking people they accuse of being "nazi bigot homophobic racist alt-right white supremacist fascists" have "fragile egos" that are easily shattered by seeing "empowering" depictions of "diversity"?
Think it’s to do with critical race theory where they like to pretend anyone against their teachings just can’t handle their infallible woke truth.
I am not a troll. I mean everything I say seriously.

Cartoon characters are real.
Out of all the cartoon characters which one would you say is the most attractive?

Also which one would be the best girlfriend for Chris-chan?
 
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