Staph said that she's the one who forgot to buy the cheese. And she can drive and had her own car at one point, until Daddy got sick of having to pay for it and got rid of it on the pretext that it needed some sort of very minor repairs. Staph has bitched about not being allowed to trash her parents' cars by covering them with her collection of hideous bumper stickers.
I'd be beyond mortified if my mother pulled my hair like I was some child in a playground. Communication isn't my strong point but I try fucking hard everyday to be grateful to the woman who raised me. We've both made mistakes, but we've never thrown anything at each other or pulled hair. And even if we had- Christ on a bicycle, I sure as hell wouldn't be telling telling the entire internet about it! I would not be telling the internet that I physically assaulted my elderly, cancer stricken, chemotherapy affected, deeply in pain mother when she snapped at me for not getting everything on the grocery list, and frightened her so badly that the only defense she had was to pull my hair.