Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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...don't throw food at an ailing elderly woman, Stephanie, and put the hand sanitizer down.

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The post about her throwing bread at her mother reveals:

1. Staph went to the store alone. As implied by her mother’s aggravation at her instead of her father.

2. Mx Masters Degree hasn’t figured out taking a shopping list with her when she’s out without her handlers helps avoid situations like these.

3. Now is the perfect time to act suicidal when your mom is literally on the verge of dying. She figured the only way to demonize her ACTUALLY DYING mother was to spin the post around to “No, it’s me, Yarrow, that could die at any moment from the ABUSE!!
 
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...don't throw food at an ailing elderly woman, Stephanie, and put the hand sanitizer down.
It hurts me watching the way Stephanie treats her poor mother. Listen here, Steph. If your mom wants some grilled cheese and you forgot to buy cheese, drop what you're doing, go to the store, buy some cheese, and make your mom as many grilled cheese sandwiches as she wants. Some people would give anything to have their mom still here. Fuck you.
 
3. Now is the perfect time to act suicidal when your mom is literally on the verge of dying. She figured the only way to demonize her ACTUALLY DYING mother was to spin the post around to “No, it’s me, Yarrow, that could die at any moment from the ABUSE!!
That is an impressive level of commitment to one-upping a literal cancer patient on the victimhood ladder.
 
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LMAO I highly doubt your extremely sick mom attempted to make a grab at you, it's more likely you made a grab at her, you doughy cunt. The world doesn't revolve around you, the woman is nearing the end of her life and is in poor health and is still breaking her back to make your lazy ass comfortable despite said poor health and expects nothing in return, the least you could do is actually make a grilled cheese sandwich (without burning down the house). The only thing remotely scary (besides lack of hygiene) is how much of a heartless cunt steph is.

Rate me MOTI if you must, but this level of selfishness makes my blood boil and wants me to sucker punch her in the jaw.
 
More callout posts.

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All of these seem to be about the same person. I think the context is Redneck guy up there made a picture calling Yarrow out, she spergs and decides to dig up literally anything she possibly can on the guy, settles for posting pictures of him calling himself a redneck and maybe having some kitschy confederate flag decorations.
 
More callout posts.


All of these seem to be about the same person. I think the context is Redneck guy up there made a picture calling Yarrow out, she spergs and decides to dig up literally anything she possibly can on the guy, settles for posting pictures of him calling himself a redneck and maybe having some kitschy confederate flag decorations.
She'd be so much happier if she just didn't go on Facebook.

What happened to foraging for mushrooms in the woods? She should spend at least 3 hours in the woods every day and 0 hours on Facebook, it would do wonders to improve her quality of life.
 

Why do I have doubts that the tardlet went to one of the prestigious programs on the east coast? Especially since the college she went to is in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere and that the only time I have heard about it is in this thread. If anything, something tells me it's a cross between Catholic school 2.0 and a degree mill. Also I'm surprised that steph didn't use it as an opportunity to shit on Christianity/Catholicism like she usually does.
 
guys it's been many hours and I am still laughing really hard at the fact that Steph lobbed a loaf of bread at her mom and had the balls-out audacity to say "and before you say I needlessly escalated the situation, throwing a loaf of bread doesn't justify pulling my hair!!!"

like hahahahaha Jesus man, pulling hair isn't exactly calm rational adult behavior but the bar is fucking low when adults are lobbing bread loaves. @Cianfriglias maybe just get drunk and throw glassware and devastating insults like the rest of us
 
Why do I have doubts that the tardlet went to one of the prestigious programs on the east coast? Especially since the college she went to is in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere and that the only time I have heard about it is in this thread. If anything, something tells me it's a cross between Catholic school 2.0 and a degree mill. Also I'm surprised that steph didn't use it as an opportunity to shit on Christianity/Catholicism like she usually does.
I wouldn't care if she studied at Harvard, Yale, Stanford and Oxford simultaneously, tbh... she's still a thirty-something tardlet who lives with her parents and can't hold down a job without chugging hand sanitizer or make a trip to the store without her wranglers without fucking up. That kind of makes the whole 'lookit where I got my degree' argument fall awfully flat, especially when she went to two places nobody's ever heard of.
 
The post about her throwing bread at her mother reveals:

1. Staph went to the store alone. As implied by her mother’s aggravation at her instead of her father.

2. Mx Masters Degree hasn’t figured out taking a shopping list with her when she’s out without her handlers helps avoid situations like these.

3. Now is the perfect time to act suicidal when your mom is literally on the verge of dying. She figured the only way to demonize her ACTUALLY DYING mother was to spin the post around to “No, it’s me, Yarrow, that could die at any moment from the ABUSE!!

Did she go out? I read it as her mom went to buy groceries and forgot to buy the cheese and got frustrated (because she's sick and probably has a lot of trouble doing simple things) and she had the nerve to vent her frustrations in front of Steph, who happened to waddle along and, never missing an opportunity for a petty squabble, decided to just give her mother a hard time because, fuck, that's all she really does, I guess.

The wording seemed kind of ambiguous and I can't remember if Steph is capable of driving or not, but she's given the impression that she requires rides to go most places.
 
Did she go out? I read it as her mom went to buy groceries and forgot to buy the cheese and got frustrated (because she's sick and probably has a lot of trouble doing simple things) and she had the nerve to vent her frustrations in front of Steph, who happened to waddle along and, never missing an opportunity for a petty squabble, decided to just give her mother a hard time because, fuck, that's all she really does, I guess.

The wording seemed kind of ambiguous and I can't remember if Steph is capable of driving or not, but she's given the impression that she requires rides to go most places.
Staph said that she's the one who forgot to buy the cheese. And she can drive and had her own car at one point, until Daddy got sick of having to pay for it and got rid of it on the pretext that it needed some sort of very minor repairs. Staph has bitched about not being allowed to trash her parents' cars by covering them with her collection of hideous bumper stickers.

I'd be beyond mortified if my mother pulled my hair like I was some child in a playground. Communication isn't my strong point but I try fucking hard everyday to be grateful to the woman who raised me. We've both made mistakes, but we've never thrown anything at each other or pulled hair. And even if we had- Christ on a bicycle, I sure as hell wouldn't be telling telling the entire internet about it! I would not be telling the internet that I physically assaulted my elderly, cancer stricken, chemotherapy affected, deeply in pain mother when she snapped at me for not getting everything on the grocery list, and frightened her so badly that the only defense she had was to pull my hair.
 
So like...who was she sharing that Autism Rank for?
Do people actually use their "totally legit 'tism quiz results" to flex on each other or something? Is that what kids do now?
Because while I'm aware it was likely her attempt to prove to people here that, "Ha! See, I do have Autism!" as if no one is going to check the URL, what exactly does she think that will change?
Even if we ignore the ACTUAL real-life health professionals that said she didn't have Autism, does she believe Kiwis here are more likely to believe a website with a Rick & Morty quiz than actual documentation given by a health professional?
Sapphy, I've spent literal weeks reading the entire thread, and trust me. An Autism diagnosis isn't the card you wanna play to excuse your behavior.

And if she were my kid and I was dealing with cancer and just wanted a grilled cheese, and she not only forgot the cheese, but sassed me and threw the bread loaf at me, she wouldn't be posting on Mastodon about it, that's for damn sure. She'd be 31 and fucking grounded with no internet access, like a child.
That's the kinda shit you just don't do if you actually respect your parents, whether they're sick or not. Having cancer is scary as fuck, more so now with the COVID risks, I don't blame her mom for being easier to anger.
 
Staph said that she's the one who forgot to buy the cheese. And she can drive and had her own car at one point, until Daddy got sick of having to pay for it and got rid of it on the pretext that it needed some sort of very minor repairs. Staph has bitched about not being allowed to trash her parents' cars by covering them with her collection of hideous bumper stickers.

I'd be beyond mortified if my mother pulled my hair like I was some child in a playground. Communication isn't my strong point but I try fucking hard everyday to be grateful to the woman who raised me. We've both made mistakes, but we've never thrown anything at each other or pulled hair. And even if we had- Christ on a bicycle, I sure as hell wouldn't be telling telling the entire internet about it! I would not be telling the internet that I physically assaulted my elderly, cancer stricken, chemotherapy affected, deeply in pain mother when she snapped at me for not getting everything on the grocery list, and frightened her so badly that the only defense she had was to pull my hair.

Ah, okay. I keep forgetting whether or not Steph can drive. She doesn't go out a whole lot so can you really blame me?

And yeah, obviously her mom shouldn't be yanking on her hair, but a major theme of Steph's life is picking fights and escalating them beyond the point of reason. Hell, her biggest claim to fame was the result of a fight on the internet, and she'll sometimes try to milk pity points out of that, but she never seems to actually get anyone's pity... probably because it's unanimously agreed that she's the one who looked like a moron, and not the person she had a hissy fight with.
 
Surely what she's doing has to be against Facebook's T&S. It's harassment, posting photos of people without their consent with defamatory statements. Then, she blocks them so they can't even defend themselves because she's too scared to get into an actual intelligent argument.
 
the wording on the loaf post is kinda vague tbh. did mama crimson claw pull her hair, or was steph so frustrated that she was pulling her hair? if the former then, wow not cool mama cc. but if it was the latter? then lmfao.
i don't doubt that a lot of the household trouble stems from steph being a screaming autistic baby, but admittedly i don't want to deny that some of her upbringing might have been abusive. the story about her dad throwing a fit in the video store and then threatening to throw himself off a bridge comes to mind. but mostly her stories she shares as proof that they're abusive are ones of regular family bickering and sneph making them worse by being a tardopus.
and you know? all of this could be avoided by...moving out! everyone's relationships with their parents improves a lot when you move out and aren't breathing down each other's necks constantly.
 
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