Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, I don't think you've ever had consensual sex with a woman without money involved. You're pushing 40, you're not married or even in a serious relationship right now. Fucking cool it, fatass.
Bob talks about some lesbian/s he knew in college that taught him how to peal an orange without using his hands, take that as you will. He also stated that he was a beard for some dyke right around that time iirc. I bring all that up to bring back my own time foil hat conspiracy that Bob did get laid in some drunken debauchery and it was so bad and horrific that Bob will not talk about it and it turned the girl gay. It creates a possible explaination to his obvious fetishizing of lesbians and kinda passing troons.

But that is only a theory.
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What is with Slob continuously calling people de-evolved or sub-human? For a guy that really has it out for "Da Nazees," you'd think he'd try to avoid the kind of language they use.

Similarly, he drones on about how Christians are LGBT hating baby killers and don't deserve to live with "modern humans," yet is willing to jump headfirst into the crowd of people defending Muslims. You can't have your cake and eat it too Bobby, but seeing how you looked like chewed bubblegum I'd imagine you'd find a way.
 
at his high school reunion bob would arrive with buckets of kfc like the inbred hick white trash retard that he is
KFC is too upmarket for our Bob. Try McNuggets.
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I'm not even gay, but I'd let Zap Daddy go to town on my sissy hole.
No gay men can resist to be hate-fucked by Mike Pence.

Bobby is totally not obsessed with Peter Coffin.
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Next to Bobby, even Peter Coffin's erstwhile bimbo wife/ Realdollthing sounds human and wise:
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Little Bro finds an opportunity to virtue-signal:
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Bobby loves Kamala Harris because he thinks she is just as ruthless as Hillary Rodham and hates "the deplorables" just as much:
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Again, quiet part aloud. When people says they want to "dismantle white supremacy", they mean to harass Christians and consign manual workers to perdition.

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Bobby thinks the great majority of people will gladly let the central-government reptilians to take away their power:
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Do any of you have shitty fathers?
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By his expert psychoanalysis, does it means Bobby had a shitty mother which he transfers to Hillary Rodham and Kamala Harris?

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Bobby finds the "angry fat nerd gets in shape to own the jocks" storyline too triggering:
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"Snapewives", and Bobby's character portrait of Snape:
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In Bobby's Angels, Lukey is sperging about his safety after watching one of those movies by the Wachowski brothers:
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(Read his masterpiece here if you really have to)

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Bob talks about some lesbian/s he knew in college that taught him how to peal an orange without using his hands, take that as you will. He also stated that he was a beard for some dyke right around that time iirc. I bring all that up to bring back my own time foil hat conspiracy that Bob did get laid in some drunken debauchery and it was so bad and horrific that Bob will not talk about it and it turned the girl gay. It creates a possible explaination to his obvious fetishizing of lesbians and kinda passing troons.

But that is only a theory.
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The "peel an orange with your mouth" shit is clearly either Bob's adolescent peers trolling the resident permavirgin, or he was trying to one-up the "tie a cherry stem with your tongue" trope, because his entire idea of sex comes from high school movies.

RE: Bob's continued political sperging on his "business" account, I'm surprised whoever told him to make it (probably someone at the Escapist) hasn't followed up yet and yelled at him for that. I hope they eventually pay attention, he's already saying things as bad as the first time they fired him. Though, that was a long time ago, under different management.
 
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I've been occasionally checking Bob's feed to see if he's still trying to deplatform Memology101, and it looks like he just gave up.
On one hand that's a good thing, on the other hand it just shows you what a fickle, flighty, unserious activist Bob is if he's going to lead a jihad against a Youtuber who he claims accuses him of being a child rapist (never happened) but then when a fly lands on Mike Pence's head, all of the sudden that's the new hotness.
Bob really is a snot-nosed little child in every sense but his massive girth.
 
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No bad tactics mark 838 on "business" account.
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"CRUSH" them under the guise of wiping out white supremacy

"That's real progress"
~Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman
Combine this with...

I ducked out of the Moviebob thread for a while so I don't know if he ever liked Joe Biden. But it is telling how he's latched onto Kamala Harris because he thinks she's Hillary Clinton with melanin.

And speaking of which, it's also telling how he thinks Hillary Clinton lost because she wasn't "openly power hungry" enough.
 
The "peel an orange with your mouth" shit is clearly either Bob's adolescent peers trolling the resident permavirgin, or he was trying to one-up the "tie a cherry stem with your tongue" trope, because his entire idea of sex comes from high school movies.
It doesn't even make any sense. Wouldn't you have to bite down hard and gnaw all over the place to peel an orange with your mouth? How is that a good thing when eating a girl out?
 
Bob talks about some lesbian/s he knew in college that taught him how to peal an orange without using his hands, take that as you will. He also stated that he was a beard for some dyke right around that time iirc. I bring all that up to bring back my own time foil hat conspiracy that Bob did get laid in some drunken debauchery and it was so bad and horrific that Bob will not talk about it and it turned the girl gay. It creates a possible explaination to his obvious fetishizing of lesbians and kinda passing troons.

But that is only a theory.
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I think Bob has self-sabotaged any chance of people taking the claims he makes about his 'love life' seriously, without even realising it. The man is compulsive, posting everything he may think is worth bragging about on social media (the results of his cooking, for one) in an attempt to prove to people that he actually has a life and interests outside of consuming pop culture in his basement. If he'd ever had a genuine encounter with the opposite sex, I've no doubt we'd have heard about it by now. Bob has to be aware the most common insult thrown at him is his virgin status (outside his weight and fascist ideology), and he's suspiciously vague about the subject. He's too ashamed to own up to it, but has absolutely no hard evidence to prove anything to the contrary. If he did, he'd have let it slip long ago. He makes weird innuendos about it and implies that he gets plenty of action - I'm pretty sure he once complained that he couldn't go on dates anymore because of covid, for example. But with how much Bob has to let the world know every remotely supposedly good thing that has happened to him, he'd definitely have posted if he were on a date with someone. Either that, or he'd have tried to post a picture of him with his lady-friend, even if she asked to have her face blurred out to avoid the scrutiny, or the public humiliation of being documented on a date with Bob.
Normally a lack of evidence isn't enough to conclusively prove something is impossible - but Bob always gives graphic, obscene and hilarious evidence. So the fact there isn't any here is pretty damning, I reckon.
 
Robert won't talk about the Mulan concentration camp because the "wrong" people talked about it, and we can't have Robert taking sides with the chuds now, can we?

And if confronted with the atrocities from the CCP, Robert will readly say "I know it's bad, duh!" and in the same turn of the tongue he will add "But they aren't as bad as Trump, and their country have science!" Or some bullshit of the kind.

And the werid thing is, Robert believes China is somewhow the country of the future, given their economic growth or technological achievements but he always finds himself shy when comes the time to talk about the social side of the Chinese politics, Robert always plays the "not as bad as Trump" card, because its the only one he has.

Also he brown noses Chinese women on twitter, so that may have something to do with it. If Robert talks shit about China, Naomi Wu might block him on twitter.

Lebron might do it for money, but Robert? Robert only need the likes!
is good whne commies do nazi stuff , remember no bad tacticts
 
Disney isn't exactly losing money in a vacuum. All entertainment companies are struggling right now.

The Covid slowdown would have to continue for another couple of years to long term cripple them.

Bob's politics are so weird to me. He is the combination of all the bad aspects of a couple of political theories as understood by an idiot American. He has a childish understanding of socialist policies with no concept of the costs to enact them (typical of US left) mixed in with the utter greed and straight hatred of the poor that makes up the worst aspect of internet libertarianism.

He inexplicably cheers for the destruction of the working class, or really anyone not in the entertainment industry, believing they can boot strap themselves like he did, seemingly completely oblivious to the fact he is losing market share in the ever crowding pool of youtube low effort content. He embraces a world image of technologic development that is certain to leave useless people like himself to the wsy side.

He is no real different than my fellow dirty foreigner Tommy Wiseau, although at least he was smart enough to cash in eventually. I do not give Bob would ever do this.
The key difference between Bob and Tommy Wiseau us that Wiseau leaned into The Room's image and started building a brand for himself as an amusing weirdo. He's in on the joke now.

Bob is not self aware enough to pull a Wiseau nor does he have Tommy Wiseau's baffling charm.
 
I think Bob has self-sabotaged any chance of people taking the claims he makes about his 'love life' seriously, without even realising it. The man is compulsive, posting everything he may think is worth bragging about on social media (the results of his cooking, for one) in an attempt to prove to people that he actually has a life and interests outside of consuming pop culture in his basement. If he'd ever had a genuine encounter with the opposite sex, I've no doubt we'd have heard about it by now. Bob has to be aware the most common insult thrown at him is his virgin status (outside his weight and fascist ideology), and he's suspiciously vague about the subject. He's too ashamed to own up to it, but has absolutely no hard evidence to prove anything to the contrary. If he did, he'd have let it slip long ago. He makes weird innuendos about it and implies that he gets plenty of action - I'm pretty sure he once complained that he couldn't go on dates anymore because of covid, for example. But with how much Bob has to let the world know every remotely supposedly good thing that has happened to him, he'd definitely have posted if he were on a date with someone. Either that, or he'd have tried to post a picture of him with his lady-friend, even if she asked to have her face blurred out to avoid the scrutiny, or the public humiliation of being documented on a date with Bob.
Normally a lack of evidence isn't enough to conclusively prove something is impossible - but Bob always gives graphic, obscene and hilarious evidence. So the fact there isn't any here is pretty damning, I reckon.
Well, there is the infamous threesome story, which was said before he was a universally reviled laughing stock...
 
The key difference between Bob and Tommy Wiseau us that Wiseau leaned into The Room's image and started building a brand for himself as an amusing weirdo. He's in on the joke now.

Bob is not self aware enough to pull a Wiseau nor does he have Tommy Wiseau's baffling charm.
Unfortunately , the self awareness is why Tommy Wiseau can't make another cult hit movie.
 
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