TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

She will waitoutside the house for a very long time. And it will dawn on her that Spoony doesn't really leaves the house.
Nah, most likely scenario:
Aurora, IL News - The Chicago Tribune:
A woman was arrested yesterday at 553 Wingpointe Drive, Aurora, IL 60506, after she tried to break into a house formerly owned by a once mildly relevant e-celery named Noah Antwiler.
Wingpointe Drive Residents told The Tribune that the woman was already lurking around the house for several days, until at one night, a neighbor saw her trying to break a window and called the police.
After two patrol cruisers arrived at the scene it was discovered by the officers that the woman was stuck in one of the window frames caused by her extreme obesity. The officers then requested assistance from Aurora Fire Department which arrived a few minutes later on the scene.
The woman was then arrested and will face charges like resisting arrest, attackin an officer of the law, malicious injury of property trespassing and also breaking and entering.
During the arrest by Aurora PD the alleged woman was kicking the officers and screaming "I'm the chosen one", "He only loves me", "REEEEEEEEEEEEE". Officers then had to use their tasers to restrain the woman. After her arrest the unknown women was arrested and brought to Copley Memorial Hospital for further psychological evaluation.
We tried to ask Mr. Antwiler for a statement but his last known adress under a bridge at the Intersection between I-88 and I-355 near Isle, IL was found empty.

Renting a van and a trailer for his car is what he did when he moved up north. (He posted this picture while he was on the road in 2013.)

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Does he even still have a car? Wasn't the Honda totalled after he did run the red light and cause the accident?
Apologies if i missed that he somehow bought a new car.
 
I posted earlier that I'm going through my Knight of the Dinner Table comics that Noah contributed to. Slight update.

I don't have a complete collection, but I can say he started his "A Gamer's Rant on the Movies" article on issue #96 and ended in either #140. He kinda goes back and forth on hating films (batman and robin, phantom menace) and sucking the movie's dick (Conan) but here's the last movie he reviewed for the article:

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The last review by him should be #141, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Someone uploaded an almost complete collection to imgur 2 years ago.

A Gamer's Rant on Movies​

Star Wars Rant - Problems Ep3 Won't Fix (KOTD #96)

Boba Fett Rant - Problems Ep3 Won’t Fix (KOTD #97)

A Rant on Hawk the Slayer (KOTD #98 )

Tandem’s Batman Rant (KOTD #99)

A Rant on the Highlander Movies (KOTD #100)

Tandem's Starship Troopers Rant (KOTD #101)

Tandem’s Akira Rant (KOTD #102)

The Matrix Revolutions (KOTD #103)

A Hitchhiker’s Movie Rant (KOTD #104)

A Revenge of the Sith Rant (KOTD #105)

Land of the Dead (KOTD #106)

Fantastic Four (KOTD #107)

The Crow Series (KOTD #108 )

Serenity (KOTD #109)

Doom! (KOTD #110)

Asian Horror Films (KOTD #111)

King Kong (KOTD #112)

Bloodrayne (KOTD #113)

Battlestar Galactica (KOTD #114)

Stay Alive (KOTD #115)

Silent Hill (KOTD #116)

X-Men The Last Stand (KOTD #117)

Superman Returns (KOTD #118 )

Summer Blockbusters (MI 3, Pirates 2, DaVinci Code, Lady in the Water) (KOTD #119)

Mazes & Monsters (KOTD #120)

Wrath of the Dragon God (KOTD #121)

Krull (KOTD #122)

The Dungeonmaster (KOTD #123)

Ladyhawke (KOTD #124)

Gamers, Gamerz, and The Gamers (KOTD #125)

Conan the Barbarian (KOTD #126)

Eragon (KOTD #127)

Spider-Man 3 (KOTD #128 )

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (KOTD #129)

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (KOTD #130)

Transformers (KOTD #131)

Babylon 5: The Lost Tales (KOTD #132)

Labryinth (KOTD #133)

The Last Starfighter (KOTD #134)

Southland Tales (KOTD #135)

Blade Runner (KOTD #136)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (KOTD #137)

Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn (KOTD #138 )

Dragonslayer (KOTD #139)

Yor: The Hunter From the Future (KOTD #140)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (KOTD #141)

Lost Game Safari​

M (KOTD #112)

Edit: Found the two missing ones - Highlander and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - on 4plebs.
 

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The last review by him should be #141, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Someone uploaded an almost complete collection to imgur 2 years ago.

A Gamer's Rant on Movies​

Star Wars Rant - Problems Ep3 Won't Fix (KOTD #96)

Boba Fett Rant - Problems Ep3 Won’t Fix (KOTD #97)

A Rant on Hawk the Slayer (KOTD #98 )

Tandem’s Batman Rant (KOTD #99)

A Rant on the Highlander Movies (KOTD #100)

Tandem's Starship Troopers Rant (KOTD #101)

Tandem’s Akira Rant (KOTD #102)

The Matrix Revolutions (KOTD #103)

A Hitchhiker’s Movie Rant (KOTD #104)

A Revenge of the Sith Rant (KOTD #105)

Land of the Dead (KOTD #106)

Fantastic Four (KOTD #107)

The Crow Series (KOTD #108 )

Serenity (KOTD #109)

Doom! (KOTD #110)

Asian Horror Films (KOTD #111)

King Kong (KOTD #112)

Bloodrayne (KOTD #113)

Battlestar Galactica (KOTD #114)

Stay Alive (KOTD #115)

Silent Hill (KOTD #116)

X-Men The Last Stand (KOTD #117)

Superman Returns (KOTD #118 )

Summer Blockbusters (MI 3, Pirates 2, DaVinci Code, Lady in the Water) (KOTD #119)

Mazes & Monsters (KOTD #120)

Wrath of the Dragon God (KOTD #121)

Krull (KOTD #122)

The Dungeonmaster (KOTD #123)

Ladyhawke (KOTD #124)

Gamers, Gamerz, and The Gamers (KOTD #125)

Conan the Barbarian (KOTD #126)

Eragon (KOTD #127)

Spider-Man 3 (KOTD #128 )

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (KOTD #129)

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (KOTD #130)

Transformers (KOTD #131)

Babylon 5: The Lost Tales (KOTD #132)

Labryinth (KOTD #133)

The Last Starfighter (KOTD #134)

Southland Tales (KOTD #135)

Blade Runner (KOTD #136)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (KOTD #137)

Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn (KOTD #138 )

Dragonslayer (KOTD #139)

Yor: The Hunter From the Future (KOTD #140)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (KOTD #141)

Lost Game Safari​

M (KOTD #112)

Edit: Found the two missing ones - Highlander and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - on 4plebs.
He's such a bad writer. I know he has a lot of fans here, but this style of a smartass nerd who hates mostly everything and whose opinions are the only valid ones in his eyes has aged sooo badly. I can definitely see why the readers of this magazine hated his column. It's just so smug and whiny at the same time. Also, "A gamer's rant on movies" must be the most uninspired title ever. Makes me think of something you'd see in Ctrl+Alt+Del comic.
 
Spoony was inspiration to many internet personalities today: Johntron, Civvie 11, Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation and so on. But the funnies story is this one: he had a request section on his forum (that had few thousand members at its peek). One guy was asking for a review of certain movie, and Spoonys lazyass writing blockade (that he use to mention in his v-logs) excuses made guy make his own movie review instead. That Guy is a Necro Critic. His content wasn't good, infract it was more or less same quality as average TGWTG producer, but he was interacting with and respected his audience, made a lot of movie, anime and video game reviews, and his site is still around. Decent guy, made stuff during the collage and still makes reviews from time to time.
 
He's such a bad writer. I know he has a lot of fans here, but this style of a smartass nerd who hates mostly everything and whose opinions are the only valid ones in his eyes has aged sooo badly. I can definitely see why the readers of this magazine hated his column. It's just so smug and whiny at the same time. Also, "A gamer's rant on movies" must be the most uninspired title ever. Makes me think of something you'd see in Ctrl+Alt+Del comic.
Dunno about smug and whiny, but apparently some people hated the column because "He shits on muh fav mooviie!!! Whaaa!!!!!!" one kid even wrote how Noah was a "meanie" because he shat on Aragorn.
 
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People really liked Spoonys negative attitude towards everything he reviewed. It was a running joke on Spoony Experiment, but many times he went too far. I remember in Inception v-log, he complained how come in dream sequences there are no dragons, aliens and other imaginary things.

Answer: Many people grow up and live in the real world, but not you Noah... Oh, by the way, where is your Ark?
 
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Spoony 2012: Nobody wants to play in my Pathfinder games. :(

Also Spoony: WIZARDS DRESSING LIKE WIZARDS IS STUPID AND I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DO IT

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Good god, Baldur's Gate 3 isn't even finished and it still costs 60 bucks.
Great financial strategy, Noah, let's see if it pays off.
 
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Spoony 2012: Nobody wants to play in my Pathfinder games. :(

Also Spoony: WIZARDS DRESSING LIKE WIZARDS IS STUPID AND I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DO IT

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I can't go around killing people with piss-lighting in my star-spangled moo-moo cultist robes because....
 
Spoony 2012: Nobody wants to play in my Pathfinder games. :(

Also Spoony: WIZARDS DRESSING LIKE WIZARDS IS STUPID AND I WILL GO OUT OF MY WAY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DO IT

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New character idea. Tanky fighter build that wears wizard robes over his armor and a fake beard to make idiot bards try to target him first.
 
I've never used Twitter so I'm not really aware, but what kind of engagement are his tweets really getting proportional to his follow ratio or just average users in general?

I'm seeing around 40 likes on most of his posts, and like 6 comments on average?

That's practically dead for Twitter isn't it?

Almost seems comparable, or maybe even exceeded, with the engagement of his Kiwifarms thread?
 
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