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"CRUSH" them under the guise of wiping out white supremacy
"That's real progress"
~Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman
I'm with
@make_it_so here. I'm not mad at the internet, but dear
God am I sick of Bob's masturbation over the unholy vengeance he wants to wreak on everyone he hates. It's utterly abhorrent and is only getting worse as we get closer to the election. I sincerely hope that Trump wins reelection just so Bobby sinks into utter despair once he realizes he'll have to live through another four years of the Trump administration (that and a
Biden Harris administration is legitimately concerning to me). Bob's completely without morals or ethics, an absolutely repugnant person, and the world would be considerably nicer if he didn't have a megaphone to blast his verbal diarrhea to the masses constantly.
But here we have, once again, Bob not just saying the quiet part out loud, he's yelling it at full volume. Noah Berlatsky is keeping it relatively subtle by couching it in the "what needs to be done" phrase, but Bob just launches into another fantasy about what he'd do if he were in charge. Pack the Supreme Court? Of course. "Wound" the Electoral College? Naturally, likely a prelude to doing away with it altogether. But then he goes into simping for Kopmala because he thinks she hates the Mayo Ghouls just as much as Bobby does (and he's probably not wrong for once), and he starts dreaming about her abusing the hell out of the federal government to blast red states back to the Stone Age, and doing so with
glee. And of course he tells the Dems to stamp down Christians, the "belts" (I'm guessing he's referring to the Rust Belt and Bible Belt here? guess they should've learned to code), and populist movements all at once, and to give themselves an out by claiming that they're all white supremacist groups that need to be destroyed. He wants the federal government to essentially declare open war on anyone right of Uncle Boiney and destroy them outright so the Superior Future™ can begin.
Jesus fucking
Christ, Bob, you're reaching new levels of insanity here. Not only are you completely ignorant of what can and can't be done by the feds, you actually think that violently oppressing those you hate will lead to anything but more violence, and likely bloodshed. Red states aren't just going to sit back and let the feds destroy their homes, livelihoods, and political power. Openly attempting to destroy part of the country is only going to lead to civil war, and last I checked, red states have a
lot of guns. I don't think it's going to go anything like you imagine it will, to say nothing of what would happen if those conservatives who were attacked managed to regain power.
This is probably the most deranged rant that Bob's been on in quite some time, and one can only hope he gets more blowback for this. The Cuties fiasco brought Bob a lot more negative attention lately, so it's possible more people will see Bobby's latest fapfic and mock him for it. Trump has absolutely broken his brain, though it really wasn't in good shape to begin with, and I expect we'll see more of these in the weeks to come. And if Trump wins reelection, hoo boy, this thread's gonna
explode.
