DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[QwahlityKahntent]

Theo theory time
What if DSP coordinated with attackhound to send troll tips insulting Kat to create a narrative about their upcoming divorce?

that would be like 2d chess. dsp is incapable of even thinking in 1d chess

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The Velcro thing really does just make me think of a slow kid who didn’t learn how to tie his shoes, I can’t be the only one right?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The Velcro thing really does just make me think of a slow kid who didn’t learn how to tie his shoes, I can’t be the only one right?

I was already convinced of it several pages back when someone said he didn't know how to ride a bike. I always knew he didn't know how to swim, but not knowing how to ride a bike either? Yeah, I'm thinking he doesn't even know how to tie his shoes.
Of course, the reason given why he didn't learn how to ride a bike is because his parents told him that members of Tevin's tribe on the Mean Streets of CT would just steal it, but I'll be honest it just sounds like a post-hoc rationalization of Dave somehow failing to learn how to ride a bike until one of his parents said fuck it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I hate to sperg about this but Jesus christ these days you don't even need a drill to mount anchors. A single Philips head screwdriver is fine for EZ anchors and now they have these lime green ones you just bash into the wall with a hammer like a mong.

That assumes he has both a screwdriver and a hammer

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Is it an American thing to use velco mounts? Not that I'm huge into my DIY but I've never thought of mounting anything on a wall using velcro. Also shout out to velcro for being absolute detractors, they're on the list along with all the others.

 

[Totally Awesome]

That assumes he has both a screwdriver and a hammer

It's just a quick drive to the hardware store. I wonder how hard Dave thinks that is.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's just a quick drive to the hardware store. I wonder how hard Dave thinks that is.

Let's see, that involves...
A. Leaving the house
B. Going somewhere Phil isn't used to going to, like restaurants and malls
C. Talking to other people
D. Driving
Yep, yet another mentally ill fuckwit who wants Phil to literally die. God, you're stupid.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I used the kind of strips pictured below to stick a mirror on a wall recently and they work super well. They work like velcro but I don't think they are the same. I assume Phil used something like those. I doubt he's stupid enough to use the typical velcro found in shoes. Regardless, the kind of strips that I used are for frames only; Not for sticking a hanger and hang autism vests on it.

 

[weliveinaMeritocracy]

Was there any sort of archive from all those crazy chargeback tips yesterday? Dude was saying some intense shit to the Pig Roach. Pig Roach appeared seriously bothered by it.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Every time the season changes. Brings more suffering for Phil.



His Wife's Son, also has the same affliction.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

If it's getting colder than he should be happy to wear the platinum autism vest now. We wouldn't want piggy to freeze.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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It's either too hot or too cold for this guy.

 

[BrunoMattei]

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I feel so bad for that poor cat.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Assuming Jasper hasn't gotten sick of Phil's shit and is in rebellion...

If his cat is reverting to being nocturnally active, it means he needs to be exercised/played with more during the day, especially if he wants to lock the stupid creature in his room while he sleeps. Interacting and playing with a cat before you go to bed just makes the cat want to do more cat stuff while you try to sleep.

So basically, its Tevin's fault.

 

[Comma]

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DSP really has no one normal to talk to, has he?

Anyway, massive pity party pre-stream incoming. Subjects:

- Jasper the detractor
- the "cold"
- fake tips
- chargebacks
- DMCA claims
- fake divorce papers
- please tip me, need cash until Twitch pays me

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lol @ 'freezing' in 54 degree weather in a house that no doubt has the heat set to at least 65. And on top of that using it as an excuse for a pent up cat........

 

[Lady Adjani]

DSP really has no one normal to talk to, has he?

Anyway, massive pity party pre-stream incoming. Subjects:

- Jasper the detractor
- the "cold"
- fake tips
- chargebacks
- DMCA claims
- fake divorce papers
- please tip me, need cash until Twitch pays me

You aren't being dramatic enough. Please tip or Jasper is going to freeze to death!

 

[der rademacher]

That assumes he has both a screwdriver and a hammer

It also assumes that he'd know how to use them. Given that his father had to hang up some effin pictures or whatever for Dave in his big Renton adult house, I somehow have my doubts there.

Assuming Jasper hasn't gotten sick of Phil's shit and is in rebellion...

If his cat is reverting to being nocturnally active, it means he needs to be exercised/played with more during the day, especially if he wants to lock the stupid creature in his room while he sleeps. Interacting and playing with a cat before you go to bed just makes the cat want to do more cat stuff while you try to sleep.

So basically, its Tevin's fault.

I don't know. In my eyes cats simply aren't cut out to lock up their can openers in their rooms, regardless how much you've played with 'em before.

 

[Comma]

His idea to disable the tip messages is working out swimmingly:

His chat is talking about nothing else but tips. It's basically DSP's wet dream, but not in the way he imagined.

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-EDIT- Multiple whales, RobOnWheels and Haseox4, are letting DSP know tipping isn't working for them. DSP says it's probably due to the fake tipper having used their names, and they're now blocked or something.

I mean, I don't condone someone using credit card fraud/crime to mess with DSP, but the way he's making everything so much worse himself, is pretty typical and somewhat entertaining.

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-EDIT- DSP has now completely disabled the tip pop-ups, stating: "Basically until the fake tipper goes away, which I know he will."

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-EDIT- Pop-ups/animations are still showing:

"Don't show my name pls" lol.

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-EDIT- He forgot to save the settings, and NOW the pop-ups have been disabled. He has been streaming for 1 hour and 45 minutes (excluding music before the start of pre-stream), and I think literally 75% of that was about tips.

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-EDIT- DSP is spending more time leaning in to unban his regular whales who got banned from Streamlabs due to the fake tipper using their name. Absolutely dreadful trainwreck of a stream.

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-EDIT- While messing with the settings, he accidentaly enabled pop-ups for Twitch follower messages:

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-EDIT- A troll spamming in the chat:



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-EDIT- Some whales have stepped up, scraping together $84 in legit tips so far. DSP is now in full clown mode, shouting, making stupid noises and ack-ack-acking it up. The cash junkie has had his fix.