Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Dick, a man whose motivation is steeped in drugs and sex, is turning 40 this month, on the 29th.

Being this way at 40 is a pretty late point to start actually getting your act together in life. Even many rock stars, and actors and actresses who are the "pros" at this sort of wild behavior end up fucking up and dying alone. Dax might think he's fine because he's not a woman thus he "can't hit the wall." But 40 is last to have kids, and 50 is just 10 short years away. To say nothing of what a shit personality Dax has that would repel most marriage-material women, of course.

Realistically, with all the drugs and booze he's already done a lot of long-term damage to his liver and heart, probably high cholesterol levels, etc. His sperm is most likely garbage quality and would produce an autismo child if he managed to actually impregnate someone. Dax's idea of health is apparently working out just enough to "not be fat," but he isn't the type to actually GO to a doctor. There are plenty of cases of people much younger than him dying because of drug abuse side effects.

tl;dr this is a shit 40.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Plenty of people support Trump though. They don't all go completely insane and defend pedophilia though. That was just a really bizarre trip into insanity, and I don't understand it. What possibly made him think that was a good idea?

This was part of his 5 month meltdown because ultimately he couldn’t deal with being the one who was being laughed at on the internet. During the meltdown, he lost the support of everybody except creeps like Ralph and Vito and his low social status fanbase.

The problem for Maddax is that he can’t unring this bell. The only reason Dax is trying to get in Dear Feeder’s good graces again is the vain hope that Null will the thread and move it back to the food section again. Dax is going to do whatever he can to compartmentalize this meltdown and try to pretend it never happen.

If he truly thinks he can move on, he’s even more delusional than when he thought he was a Supreme Puppetmaster for his scorching hot takes about Cuties and pedophilia. This is how we know he hasn’t learned anything from this debacle. Eat shit, Dax.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

Plenty of people support Trump though. They don't all go completely insane and defend pedophilia though. That was just a really bizarre trip into insanity, and I don't understand it. What possibly made him think that was a good idea?

That’s a really good question and I wonder it too. I didn’t mean to say that I think his support of Trump is at all related to his support of Cuties.

My estimation is that he came down in support of Cuties originally because he likes to be a contrarian and because he defaults against “moralfagging”. He tends to ‘shot from the hip’ with his opinions so I wonder why double down and double down again with pedo shit? He’s even had large monologues directed at other internet celebrities essentially telling them to “just say uncle”, like Tim Pool did over the lolsuit. If his Patreon numbers are genuine then maybe his ego is so massive he can’t take an L at all. If the numbers are massaged then I have no clue.

I really don’t think he’s thinking clearly, as he spent so much time ‘on the air’ talking about how internet celebrities just need to admit that they fucked up and their fan base will forgive them and move on, and how that was the downfall of Maddox and Mundane Matt etc. For a man who claims to love giving insincere apologies to make the other party shut up this whole saga is utterly bizarre.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Cross-posting @Bob Barker 's video from the Ethan Ralph thread, feat Dax and friends.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I think he’s chipping away at that by insulting fans who disagree with him on COVID or Cuties. In the latest episode pretty early one he was yelling directly at the fans who called him out for asking for atheist prayers for his friend who got COVID, calling them “fucking stupid” and “incapable of holding two thoughts in your head at once”.

Dax was insulting people who think he'd change his position that coronavirus isn't a big deal because it is largely negligent in young people, which it is, because a listener of his podcast caught it and is on a ventilator.

 

[Berrakh]

Reminder that paying a man to talk about his rock and roll lifestyle is basically being a cuck.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Reminder that paying a man to talk about his rock and roll lifestyle is basically being a cuck.

Hey, I only pay to get video of Sean.
For completely heterosexual reasons, of course.

 

[waffle]

Does anyone who was actually a fan of Dax have any idea why in the fucking wide world of sports he thought this bizarre segue into defending pedophilia was a good idea?

I mean where in your career can you possibly be that this seemed like a good idea?

Quarantine drove his alcoholism and drug use info overdrive, and it seems like he's closing ranks with other addicts and enablers. Digi and Riley seem to be his chief show-related enablers, so they get infinite internet backup. I think that's the primary factor.

 

[Quorthon]

Quarantine drove his alcoholism and drug use info overdrive, and it seems like he's closing ranks with other addicts and enablers. Digi and Riley seem to be his chief show-related enablers, so they get infinite internet backup. I think that's the primary factor.

Don't forget Vito. Where would Dax be without his discount Asterios?

 

[AltisticRight]

Quarantine drove his alcoholism and drug use info overdrive, and it seems like he's closing ranks with other addicts and enablers. Digi and Riley seem to be his chief show-related enablers, so they get infinite internet backup. I think that's the primary factor.

He has zero fucking self control then. Many people around me, of course myself included has lots of shitty habits, we all had to go through the quarantining shit, nobody I know of ended up fucked physically, mentally, or both.
Dax is basically that blind squirrel that found a mount of acorns. He's unfunny, obnoxious, uncreative, he's a hack that got lucky.

 

[Nobue]

I've been following him for years and my best guess is that it's from a combination of drinking way too much, being lonely from COVID prevening him from getting out, and missing his Hollywood libshit friends. He was ostracized in 2016 and went full Trump supporter largely out of spite, and his audience grew very right-leaning, full of people who were also either ostracized or otherwise hated all the new woke bullshit at the time.

But, time heals all wounds, and now he wants his old friends back. He said in some throwaway line I wish I had timestamped, on an episode shortly before the Cuties fiasco started, that in Hollywood, the only edgy jokes that are acceptable nowadays are ones at the expense of children. Like, you can tell all the child rape jokes that you want, but if you dare say "faggot" even just once, your career is over.

Obviously, those who ostracized him don't give a shit about him, and especially don't care about his bizarre-ass takes on Cuties, as if that'd somehow win them back. Now Dick's trying to grovel to Null. Hahahahahaha.

It's also worth pointing out that Dick, a man whose motivation is steeped in drugs and sex, is turning 40 this month, on the 29th. He's turning 40 at a time when California is still locked down tightly, and any plans he ever made to celebrate that have been dashed. He has since mentioned in passing (on TDS) doing some publicly unannounced meetup in the woods somewhere, like a mini Burning Man, with fans of the show, just so he has some kind of party this year.

He needs to quit fucking drinking. He's staring down the bottle and realizing he's reliant on alcohol, he can't drink with randos to feel better about himself due to COVID, he's lost friends left and right due to his retarded obstiance, and he's hitting a big age milestone where he has to get serious about not being a fuckboi anymore.

40 is by no means old, but it is to anyone whose life goals are to get high and fuck younger girls.

Judging by how shitty his heart rate was when he had that monitor, he might want to cut back on the booze anyways. He's right in the age range where these guys start getting liver and heart trouble.

 

[Sped Xing]

I just want to reiterate that I very much do not want Dax to "get his life together" and impregnate someone. He'd be a terrible father, and this thread would be a lot less funny if someone in that shambles he calls a dollhouse didn't have the ability to deuce out at any time.

 

[waffle]

Judging by how shitty his heart rate was when he had that monitor, he might want to cut back on the booze anyways. He's right in the age range where these guys start getting liver and heart trouble.

My personal theory on that was that he snorts adderall before the show or something like that, his resting heart rate was always fucking nuts.

 

[Sped Xing]

Never running, drinking heavily, and doing a shitload of uppers.

This nigra gone be dead soon.

 

[Pissmaster]

Plenty of people support Trump though. They don't all go completely insane and defend pedophilia though. That was just a really bizarre trip into insanity, and I don't understand it. What possibly made him think that was a good idea?

nigga I replied with like five paragraphs

Speaking of which, though, he’s also tried to say that accusing people of being pedophiles is the right’s version of accusing people of being racist. Here’s why that doesn’t work: if Blazing Saddles were to racism as Cuties is to pedophilia, it would basically just be a solid hour and a half of torture porn, with the black guy getting executed, with all the townsfolk laughing and singing and dancing about how much they hate those gosh darn niggers, without a hint of irony.

Then in interviews, talk about how, you know, it’s supposed to make you think about how racism is bad. Despite the film itself being one long gratuitous indulgence in torture porn against a black man, entirely for being black.

I’m sure everyone here has seen Blazing Saddles. If you haven’t, buy it on DVD. It’s most certainly nothing like that, and it’s the only film I’ve ever seen that satirizes racism effectively. It’s also a comedy that came out 46 years ago and its aged like fine wine. Cuties isn’t comparable at all. It’s softcore child pornography. That’s what it is. It is designed gratuitously enough for the viewer to be able to masturbate to it. Why show the 11 year old’s nipple for any other reason other than to titillate pedophiles? It’s child porn, flat out, straight up, it just is, and it can not honestly be described as anything else.

Dick’s unbelievably staunch defense on it is as perplexing to me as it is to you, and I’ve been a fan of his for years and years. It’s got to be some kind of devil’s brew of how he’s a lonely aging alcoholic, and he misses performing comedy on stage with that crew of sniveling maladroits. He needs the attention. He craves it, and he can’t get it because of COVID, and can’t sit inside for months on end with nowhere to go.

My personal theory on that was that he snorts adderall before the show or something like that, his resting heart rate was always fucking nuts.

I’m certain he does it every day, even on off days.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Cross-posting @Bob Barker 's video from the Ethan Ralph thread, feat Dax and friends.


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@Bob Barker This is great. What app or program do you use to make this?

 

[Bob Barker]

@Bob Barker This is great. What app or program do you use to make this?

Yanderifier/First Order Wrapper: https://github.com/dunnousername/yanderifier
But thats just a 3rd party gui for one of the models of First Order Model, which is more of a PITA to use and install.

Edit: oh and ffmpeg and a generic video editor for combining those 5 videos into one and encoding it to a reasonable size.

 

[WyanWunt]

just watched best friends volume two the other day
you think if a super chat mentions greg sestero or something dax will get glassy eyed maybe talk shit about how good greg is doing or something idk im not gonna put money or catch a dax stream for this autism

 

[MyNameIsNobody]

What are the odds that adult Dax Herrera fucked an underage girl 5+ years younger? I’m thinking 100%.

Im going by memory here, but wasn`t that revealed in the maddox leaks?
IIRC in one of the conversations maddox had Dick had been bragging about talking with someone underage and talked about driving to see her.
And after the weekend Maddox asked him what he had done and Dick said he had driven to the town the girl lived in. Maddox asked Dick if he had slept with her and Dick didn`t answer but gave the non-verbal impression that he had.

They never mention the age of the kid only what school grade she was in
I am misremembering alot of the details but the overall point of the story was that Dick fucked a kid

Am i the only one who remembers this?

 

[Pissmaster]

Im going by memory here, but wasn`t that revealed in the maddox leaks?
IIRC in one of the conversations maddox had Dick had been bragging about talking with someone underage and talked about driving to see her.
And after the weekend Maddox asked him what he had done and Dick said he had driven to the town the girl lived in. Maddox asked Dick if he had slept with her and Dick didn`t answer but gave the non-verbal impression that he had.

They never mention the age of the kid only what school grade she was in
I am misremembering alot of the details but the overall point of the story was that Dick fucked a kid

Am i the only one who remembers this?

That sounds super distantly familiar, but I think I would have thrown it out as bullshit at the time, considering how vindictive Maddox was being.

Were they a part of the Wauterboi leaks? And did anyone back those up? The ones I found on Reddit are already gone, and not on archive.is:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/7n79i8/the_wautergate_leaks_ii_dont_walk_away_from/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/7nbufz/the_wautergate_leaks_iii_the_snacks_were_for_sean/

This one was posted by Wauterboi himself and it's just plain text: https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/bp8pry/the_sixth_chapter_of_the_maddox_transcripts/ https://archive.vn/NCaEO