Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Hitman One]

It's surely only a matter of time before the deviant denizens of the Tranch start kidnapping and robbing hitchhikers before murdering them and defiling their still warm bodies? Everything I've read about these demented perverts leads to the same scene: a stressed, court-appointed lawyer desperately attempting to convince a court that they shouldn't be executed.

 

[Cowpies]

I have no doubt that Bonnie someday is going to not be able to hold in his hatred for Kevin any longer and there's going to be a blowup, and probably an ultimatum of some sort. My guess is that Bonnie couldn't afford to move out, he probably has all his savings wrapped up in the Tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

#TeamBonnie

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

My Tranch Waco fanfic plays out as follows

Bonnie has enough
Makes arrangements for all of the animals to go to proper homes on farms where they can thrive
Bonnie grabs the rifles off the wall of the main house and goes the fuck off. Bodies everywhere intermixed with shattered plastic toys
all that's left in the end is a smoldering pile of ash, bones and melted plastic as Bonnie walks off in to the smoke, rifle over his shoulder and a 50 yard stare
/scene

I know it's autistic. But I can dream ok?

I have no doubt that Bonnie someday is going to not be able to hold in his hatred for Kevin any longer and there's going to be a blowup, and probably an ultimatum of some sort. My guess is that Bonnie couldn't afford to move out, he probably has all his savings wrapped up in the Tranch.

There's a reason Bonnie is the hero and protagonist of the Netflix series treatment I'm writing about the ranch.

 

[stupid frog]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1315431756707835908

This fucker barely has any hair, and he can't keep it unmatted.

 

[Digital Thunder]

"Womanly" enough to be obsessed with wedding preparation, but not "womanly" enough to style your hair (or just use a bandanna or durag to tie it down) before bed? I know troons are selective with what "feminine" traits they like to LARP with, but goddammit Kevin.

 

[Pizdec]

"Womanly" enough to be obsessed with wedding preparation, but not "womanly" enough to style your hair (or just use a bandanna or durag to tie it down) before bed? I know troons are selective with what "feminine" traits they like to LARP with, but goddammit Kevin.

I can't help but feel like this is the most common trait troons fuck up on, is just how much they focus on their body, and ether get a crappy wig like Shmorky and Yaniv have, or just neglect the fuck out of it until it becomes matted. It's not hard to take care of your fucking hair, troons.

 

[glass_houses]

I can't help but feel like this is the most common trait troons fuck up on, is just how much they focus on their body, and ether get a crappy wig like Shmorky and Yaniv have, or just neglect the fuck out of it until it becomes matted. It's not hard to take care of your fucking hair, troons.

And by extension, their eyebrows.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315431756707835908

This fucker barely has any hair, and he can't keep it unmatted.

Well.......when you don't bathe.....

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315431756707835908

This fucker barely has any hair, and he can't keep it unmatted.

Yes girlfriend! Get those sexy Bo Derek braids!

 

[lfaw]

this is an older one but it gives a bit more of a glimpse into what these guy's idea of being a woman is

Spoiler: just an empty hole

(archive)

i've come to notice that his favorite excuse for being a dick is "lacking spoons". there's a few hundred of these if you search his username and "spoons"

Spoiler: lacking the spoons to receive some photos online

(archive)

 

[B’Elanna]

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315431756707835908

This fucker barely has any hair, and he can't keep it unmatted.

I have never heard a cis woman say they could not care for their hair because of surgery.
Give birth? Hair groomed
Hysterectomy? Hair groomed
Hell I bought a special lightweight hair dryer so I could style my hair after cancer surgery
these troons suck at womanhood

 

[Glassdome]

this is an older one but it gives a bit more of a glimpse into what these guy's idea of being a woman is

Spoiler: just an empty hole

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(archive)

i've come to notice that his favorite excuse for being a dick is "lacking spoons". there's a few hundred of these if you search his username and "spoons"

Spoiler: lacking the spoons to receive some photos online

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(archive)

Kevin thinks women and trans women are just holes to fill? How does he not peak all his followers. I really don't get it.

It even takes away what little wholesomeness his wanting to get married brought (in comparison to literally all the other shit he says).

Speaking of shit: he's sperging about being a bisexual lesbian again on twitter. God bless. Its just another weekend on the ranch.

 

[Spastic Colon]

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315431756707835908

This fucker barely has any hair, and he can't keep it unmatted.

That's cultural appropriation. Someone needs to tag a black troon and document the inevitable slapfight.

Also the real reason he got braids was a desperate attempt to secure some hair across that receding hairline. It's not working. You can see an awful lot of scalp in between the braids.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

So, I just solved an incredibly stupid mystery regarding Kev's neovag. You remember how he was talking about his mysterious dilation woes, saying he only had a small amount of depth with the medium dilator but more with a small dilator, provided he used a weird angle? He also talked about having to "push past" some weird structure to access this increased depth.

I'm preeeety sure that's the transition spot between dick skin and ball skin.

According to this surgeon's method (tw: flayed penis) which he adapted from other surgeons, if your dick isn't long enough then they'll graft scrotal tissue onto the end to give more depth. Makes sense that the ring of sutures there might contract, and that the two types of tissue would heal differently.

 

[Piss Bear]

Kevin thinks women and trans women are just holes to fill? How does he not peak all his followers. I really don't get it.

LOL do you really think any actual women follow him? All of his followers are "eggs" and fellow troon cultists. Feminism does not exist in the troon cult anymore.

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

LOL do you really think any actual women follow him? All of his followers are "eggs" and fellow troon cultists. Feminism does not exist in the troon cult anymore.

This is even more fascinating when you factor in that these people have (intentionally?) removed themselves from the genepool. No penis, vagina or coom; but they are still attempting to "propagate" in their own despicable way. The human drive to procreate truly knows no limit. You can remove people's genitals and they will try to convince other people to follow suit.
The doctors who are going along with this nonsense are the most insane part to me.

 

[Old Fart]

Mode_View does have body dysphoria.

Ryan has Ryan dysphoria.

The ranch is perhaps moving into some sort of bunker.
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Someone mentioned the nearby uranium mines. Perhaps this is one of those facilities where they processed pitchblende into yellowcake.

"As representative of the mayor of Westcliffe, I'm thrilled to announce our new recycling cooperation and make this fantastic facility available for their operations", a spokesman of the Custer County, CO municipality said. "We firmly believe Westcliffe should become the bright shining example of the Southern Rockies where it comes to environmental waste management".

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

Ok boys here's my best guess where master Pennywise got that sack full of Beanie Babies©

Ok so Penny did not go to the store and buy an entire shelf of Chinas finest fire retardant fuzzy critters and haphazardly stuff them in an unmarked bag.

Penny got these from either his Son who is grownup and doesn't need them or maybe from his moms house and she just wanted to get rid of the clutter. AKA, Penny brought Kevin a sack of trash.

Man I wish I could get so excited over a tall transvestite bringing me a sack of second hand childrens toys.

 

[Spunt]

Ryan has Ryan dysphoria.



Someone mentioned the nearby uranium mines. Perhaps this is one of those facilities where they processed pitchblende into yellowcake.

"As representative of the mayor of Westcliffe, I'm thrilled to announce our new recycling cooperation and make this fantastic facility available for their operations", a spokesman of the Custer County, CO municipality said. "We firmly believe Westcliffe should become the bright shining example of the Southern Rockies where it comes to environmental waste management".

Hey, with enough radiation, Kev might grow a real vagina! It might not be in the right place, and it might glow in the dark, but that's a small price to pay for gender euphoria!