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[Postal_Rat]

He also might have daddy abandonment issues stemming from his dead father, but I know people whose fathers died and didn't turn out to be degenerate troomers, so that's just a cherry on top of this sundae.

I feel like it's because kevin was allowed and I would almost bet encouraged to just block out all of those negative feeling with vidya and internet. I feel like that is probably his only coping strategy and the biggest reason being trans is so appealing is it forces a lot of people to play along with his fantasy's

 

[horsegirl666]

Mode_view locked his account, and Kev posted this. Hi guys.

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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1315102262939787264

Inb4 "ugly incel cope" but some people actually don't view sex as an competition where quantity goes over quality, but want to have it with people they actually share a real romantic bond with or at least who they share real passion with, who aren't just some last resort desperation picks. Like I really don't see anything to brag about all the ugly sex he is having with other desperate ugly people.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

My vagina is au natural, with nerve endings, natural lubrication, a real honest to goodness functional clitoris and doesn't have to be artificial dilated. So, regardless of the amount of sex I'm having, I still say mine is better. For both parties involved.

Kat Gibes has a blond pussy too. You're kind of like sisters.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Inb4 "ugly incel cope" but some people actually don't view sex as an competition where quantity goes over quality, but want to have it with people they actually share a real romantic bond with or at least who they share real passion with, who aren't just some last resort desperation picks. Like I really don't see anything to brag about all the ugly sex he is having with other desperate ugly people.

I'm somewhat of the opinion that most people would rather superglue their vagina shut than let Wedge anywhere near them, but what do I know.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Inb4 "ugly incel cope" but some people actually don't view sex as an competition where quantity goes over quality, but want to have it with people they actually share a real romantic bond with or at least who they share real passion with, who aren't just some last resort desperation picks. Like I really don't see anything to brag about all the ugly sex he is having with other desperate ugly people.

If you have never been filmed getting facefucked by a fat guy, can you really say you know what love is?

 

[ValVenus]

I have to say, I would love to see pictures of Kev in a wedding dress

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[Neko GF]

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This would probably be the most disgusting wedding photo ever taken. Thankfully this likely never happen due to the fact Kev-Kev's relationships are incredibly shallow and based almost entirely around the fact that he and his "partners" are degenerate troons and nothing else.

 

[Sperghetti]

Fat guys almost always seem to have micro penises though, because there's fat surrounding it as well. So a positive extra side effect of losing weight for most men is getting a seemingly larger penis.

Fun Fact: “Acquired buried penis” is an actual medical diagnosis.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I have to say, I would love to see pictures of Kev in a wedding dress View attachment 1655303
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My dream of a trainwreck white trash troon wedding just inched a little closer today. I feel like my life needs to see Penny and Kev in wedding dresses (no white, Kev, because remember you have had ALL that premarital sex) surrounded by neanderthals in hideous bridesmaid dresses. I want to see Penny flinch as he's required to give that awkward first kiss. I want to watch these faggots feed cake to each other and hear the cringe toasts about how Penny cracked his egg and gave him a slave collar on their second date. I want to watch Kev waddle to the dance floor for the first dance. The tossing of the bouquets. All of it. Bonus points if Bonnie stands by with a gun to make it truly a white trash shotgun wedding.

That would be pure comedy gold.

And Kev, chopping off your dick didn't magically make you crave "girly" stuff. Your brain associates "flowers" and "wedding" with women. Of course you are going to pretend to want those things now because, in your mind, you can't be a true and honest woman unless you like girly stuff. The truth is that lots of actual women aren't that into "girly" stuff either. It isn't liking those things that make you a woman. Biology determines your sex -- not your favorite color or how hard it is to open a jar, ffs.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

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some chink on the other side of the world: *eats a bat*

troon: is this some sort of right-wing plot against degeneracy???

Lol if he had any self-awareness I'd say that this is him almost realizing something important, but then again it's KevKev.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting

Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

 

[Postal_Rat]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

What I find striking here is that it all looks like cheap carnival shit, which given his reaction makes me even wonder why he spends half as much on over-priced garbage if this does just as well

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

They're begging for the ranch and Penny is bringing home whole BAGS of kiddy crap for Kevin to fap over? I don't know shit about Beanie Babies but those have the tags on them so this probably isn't just some yard sale purchase. Even if they're only like $5 apiece or something I'm pretty sure I can see like $70-$80 worth of CONSOOM there.

They really must be banking on this recycling grant and are already splurging in preparation for their Totally Free Money.

 

[M3xus]

I shouldn't be surprised at the consistently poor financial decisions, but here I am.

On the bright side, those beanie babies ought to be good starter fuel during the inevitable homeless saga.

 

[stupid frog]

Am I the only one who just assumed they got paid with Beanie Babies for something?

 

[one_time_user]

that looks like a bagful of 50 cent grab bag the tail end of a rummage sale.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

My first thought was one of profound sadness. These plushies could have made some children in a 3rd world orphanage very happy. Instead of being used by actual children, some dickless degenerate is going to either

1. Rub them against his leaking pelvic pouch chasing the next coom "just like a real gurl tee hee! or

2. Shove them into a big plastic bag and forget all about them like he does with the vast majority of useless garbage he regularly consooms.

Out of these alternatives, 2 is slightly more palatable than 1, but it's still a damn shame.

I'll happily eat a few tophats for this rant.

 

[Neko GF]

Holy shit, Penny actually encourages his toy hoarding collecting
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Bonnie is going to fucking lose it

Just thinking about hearing Kevin say, "AAAA THANK YOU MOMMY" in his creepy, incel-esque voice makes me want to take a shower.

 

[Easy Peasy]

My Tranch Waco fanfic plays out as follows

Bonnie has enough
Makes arrangements for all of the animals to go to proper homes on farms where they can thrive
Bonnie grabs the rifles off the wall of the main house and goes the fuck off. Bodies everywhere intermixed with shattered plastic toys
all that's left in the end is a smoldering pile of ash, bones and melted plastic as Bonnie walks off in to the smoke, rifle over his shoulder and a 50 yard stare
/scene

I know it's autistic. But I can dream ok?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

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He's never been given flowers? Even though he's currently in multiple serious relationships? That's pretty sad.