🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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APOSTASY NOW PODCAST EPISODE 67
ANP Ep 67 – Ethan Ralph: The Ralph Retort Takes No Prisoners (2016) PREMIERING @8PM EST. IN MERE MINUTES!!!!
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Thats the maximum. Once you factor in shell money and chest opens its less.

Most fascist writing/thought was originally in spanish/Italian/german making it easier to read and understand. There were also quasi-fascist governments in power post-ww2 that ranged from beloved (peron) to better than average (chilie) also the lack of jews and not being taught history begins in the 30s helps them understand more about legacy and family and other bullshit conpared to some nuclear family latchkey kid who gets all his political thoughts from comedians.

Also because of the lack of jews, stuff that people only connect with nazis but has a long legacy like the name adolf or the roman salute are pretty normalized.

Every mexican in their 60s knows the best time for their country was the 12 years the Adolfos were in power. And you'll be hardpressed to find one that would disagree.
If people in the anglo-sphere had not been (((taught))) so well it would have been very similar. The same goes on in Spain and Italy, even when pressed by the EU and other "fellow" Europeans, all of it still normalized. It was common in South America for children, and adults to wear the pin carrying the flag from the 1930s and to see posters of Franco, Mussolini, Hitler and other strong men like Perez Jimenez in schools, restaurants and at time churches. Latin America had a racial cast system until they were "brought democracy" under the Monroe doctrine, afterwards the line began to blur (around the 1980s) and end at the point that they are now. If it were not for interventionism of the "powers" behind the hegemon, you would probably view Pinochet and Peron as leftist by comparison to the governments they would now possess, and places like Argentina and Venezuela would not look like Gongo or Bolivia.
 
Just getting caught up in the thread with my only legitimate “day off”
****happy Sunday my dudes...:ghost:

Are there any medical/biology or biology-adjacent autists in the thread that could make a theoretical breakdown of the soy, estrogen... etc content of the gunt and how it compares with an average male?
What else is in there ... baking lard? Genetically enhanced milk fed hormones? Heavy metals? Fluoride? Other chemicals that influence the sexual preferences of Toads (McKinleys)?

Academics plz respond.

Being generous he has at least -24.9% lower total testosterone than the average man his age.

-22.8% BMI: Being generous we assume his BMI is only about 12 points above the average but it is probably higher considering the 4K gunt. (also this study found just from going from a normal BMI to obese is equivalent to 10 years of aging)
-4.7% from high blood pressure
-6.0% from stealing his mother's drugs and mixing them with makers mark
+8.6% from picking up smoking around his pregnant "chocolate" factory to increase his T and to assert dominance over the unborn
Employment is not considered since getting drunk every night on camera probably would not be considered an honest days work for a honest days wage

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https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/92/2/549/2566787
 
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he had a much deeper voice then, probably still had access to testosterone injections then.

looking at old ralph stuff really puts into perspective how ephemeral all this is, eventually all the content of this site so painstakingly archived will end up like gg ralph and tonka, forgotten with no urge to rediscover it even if someone stumbles upon it. it feels like a lifetime ago with how much ralph changed for the worse and how hes gone from the guy i glanced at whenever he sperged about his 4 viewer livejournal to the gunt supreme and head don of the remnants of ibs. its also kind of depressing since he went from someone who didnt know the internet would do something really bad to him for fun to someone just engaging in the worst of shitty behavior.
 
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/obesity-unhealthy-and-unmanly

Obesity lowers testosterone levels. For example, a 2007 study of 1,667 men ages 40 and above found that each one-point increase in BMI was associated with a 2% decrease in testosterone. In addition, a 2008 study of 1,862 men ages 30 and above found that waist circumference was an even stronger predictor of low testosterone levels than BMI. A four-inch increase in waist size increased a man's odds of having a low testosterone level by 75%; for comparison, 10 years of aging increased the odds by only 36%. All in all, waist circumference was the strongest single predictor of developing symptoms of testosterone deficiency. And if you doubt these two American studies, just consider Australian research that found almost one in every seven obese men could benefit from testosterone replacement, a rate more than four times higher than in nonobese men.

Also:

Erectile dysfunction​

Although men with erectile dysfunction (ED) often blame testosterone, hormonal disorders account for only 3% of ED. But even with normal testosterone levels, men who are obese have an increased risk of ED. For example, a Harvard study found that a man with a 42-inch waist is twice as likely to develop the problem as a gent with a 32-inch waist. Brazilian research also linked abdominal obesity to ED, but only in men older than 60. And a California study reported that having a BMI of 28 (overweight but not obese) increased a man's odds of developing ED by over 90%.
Please don't womansplain men's health issues to us. Especially not with a Jewvard paper that is possibly 10+ years old and apparently has no author. You will be telling me my psychiatrist is concerned mainly with my best interests and not her cushy 250k/year job next.

The main cause of ED in obese men is that the only women that will fuck them are literally prostitutes or Werebeasts and desperation has to overcome disgust.

Ralph's ability to provide a sex tape is evidence enough that some women will fuck anything if the price is right.
 
The main cause of ED in obese men is that the only women that will fuck them are literally prostitutes or Werebeasts and desperation has to overcome disgust.

Ralph's ability to provide a sex tape is evidence enough that some women will fuck anything if the price is right.
lol wut? did we not see ralph struggle to keep his tiny only mostly hard penis in faith? did we not see ralph almost cum in three second with him saving to tell her to stop? did we not see him struggling to get hard in the earlier dick pic leak as well? is faith also not a werebeast with her dirty saggy haggard self? i also dont know what to tell you if you dont think there are guys who have trouble getting hard even when aroused.
 
Just getting caught up in the thread with my only legitimate “day off”
****happy Sunday my dudes...:ghost:

Are there any medical/biology or biology-adjacent autists in the thread that could make a theoretical breakdown of the soy, estrogen... etc content of the gunt and how it compares with an average male?
What else is in there ... baking lard? Genetically enhanced milk fed hormones? Heavy metals? Fluoride? Other chemicals that influence the sexual preferences of Toads (McKinleys)?

Academics plz respond.

You forgot to tag @Kraut.
 
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Shh.. don't remind @Kraut. He is currently in the Gunt peace accords, and he has to watch his step as Godwinson and PPP may want to make an example of one of their Capos like Ralph did with Flam and Rand.
So what exactly went down at Camp Guntvid? One minute PPP and Godwinson are raining holy hell fire upon the Gunt and the jannies, and the next thing you know it's over. What exactly did the Gunt give them in order for the beatings to stop?
 
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So what exactly went down at Camp Guntvid? One minute PPP and Godwinson are raining holy hell fire upon the Gunt and the jannies, and the next thing you know it's over. What exactly did the Gunt give them in order for the beatings to stop?

They wanted to concentrate on Fuentes and America First and get their audience to pay attention to them. From what I have heard, it certainly seems bigger than Ralph's cockups with them accusing Fuentes and America First of being a Fed operation.

To continue going after Ralph might be distracting for their audience. However, I wonder if it will come full circle and we learn that Ralph and maybe even Dick are also part of the America First grift.

Ralph is on good terms with the America First people after all. It was during his trip to the AFPAC when Nora divorced him.
 
They wanted to concentrate on Fuentes and America First and get their audience to pay attention to them. From what I have heard, it certainly seems bigger than Ralph's cockups with them accusing Fuentes and America First of being a Fed operation.

To continue going after Ralph might be distracting for their audience. However, I wonder if it will come full circle and we learn that Ralph and maybe even Dick are also part of the America First grift.

Ralph is on good terms with the America First people after all. It was during his trip to the AFPAC when Nora divorced him.
Normally I'd agree, but in regular circumstances you'd assume that they'd still throw some jabs the Gunt's way though, and that hasn't happened yet. Fuentes seems like a waste of time tbh. Groypers are morons, and it's not particularly funny to expose the Fed connections. My guess is that PPP and Godwinson have some sort of understanding that they tag team a target, and alternate whose shit list they pick from. Fuentes is clearly on Godwinson's shit list, while the Gunt is on PPP's.

IMO they should've either finished the job or gone after Dax, but we shall see how good this season will be.
 
So what exactly went down at Camp Guntvid? One minute PPP and Godwinson are raining holy hell fire upon the Gunt and the jannies, and the next thing you know it's over. What exactly did the Gunt give them in order for the beatings to stop?
Gunt is basically dead, he streams to like 200 people, and most recently made 11$ for a 2-3 hour stream. The bigger issue was the grifters that came in later to feast on his corpse, like Tea Clips, Matt Jarbo, and Phantom Organization, so it was done to primarily piss them off, as they are currently making or were making more money than ralph before PPP and godwinson called them out. Matt jarbo had a brief come back before the peace treaty reaching 600+ viewers live once, to 40-50 views after the peace treaty. Im sure they will pick on the Gunt again if he does something retarded, but releasing a sex tape with a teenager is going to be hard to top beyond the pillstream. We already have a "Jim" video on him with close to 70,000 views.

Also people had missed the baked saga, and the Fuentes grift. Fuentes has got like 36,000 and 25,000 live viewers recently and baked alaska has 5,000 live views again and is making close to 10,000$ per stream by taking advantage of a mentally ill women. and both of them are continuing to do retarded lolcow shit. Ethan Ralph however, just lazily, streams his 'show' every night, staring at his phone and nodding off. What else is there to say or do about that gunt that hasnt already been done. Most of the stream snipers like burger fox and Sam Losco can barely get through their stream snipes his streams are so boring. Bold and Spicy can barely get it together to write a summary. Only thing left is a potential pillstream but it could be months away.

The gunt however is trying to rebrand by latching onto to Mersh and Royce and move towards the center/"light fascist" (mersh's term)- libertarian crowd. Maybe this will work but i doubt it. If it does and ethan picks up steam, then he'll do more retarded shit beyond scrolling his phone on stream and nodding off on guests.
 
lol wut? did we not see ralph struggle to keep his tiny only mostly hard penis in faith? did we not see ralph almost cum in three second with him saving to tell her to stop? did we not see him struggling to get hard in the earlier dick pic leak as well? is faith also not a werebeast with her dirty saggy haggard self? i also dont know what to tell you if you dont think there are guys who have trouble getting hard even when aroused.
How many men have you been with that have had this problem? Could be you, maybe?
 
Normally I'd agree, but in regular circumstances you'd assume that they'd still throw some jabs the Gunt's way though, and that hasn't happened yet. Fuentes seems like a waste of time tbh. Groypers are morons, and it's not particularly funny to expose the Fed connections. My guess is that PPP and Godwinson have some sort of understanding that they tag team a target, and alternate whose shit list they pick from. Fuentes is clearly on Godwinson's shit list, while the Gunt is on PPP's.

IMO they should've either finished the job or gone after Dax, but we shall see how good this season will be.
But the job is finished. Ralph has been reduced to a seething laughing stock, his thread has over 3000 pages, his income has crashed, his viewership is abysmal, he's impregnated a potato and it's been alluded to that there may be a criminal investigation currently ongoing. What more is there to do? Drive to his house and challenge him to Death by Gunt? PPP already agreed to fight Ralph and he pussied out of that so even that's been done. He is irrelevant now, hence this thread has slowed down so much.

I'm sure Ralph will continue to do stupid things, go back to jail and at some point within this decade pass away due to his addictions. But third parties have done enough, the rest is in his hands. Taking someone down who deserves it is fun but beating a dead horse is just tiring. Fuentes is at least someone who is still sitting atop a flimsy tower of pride and meagre success; pulling out the supports and watching him fall to the ground will be much more satisfying for PPP and Godwinson at this point.

These guys are hunters, they like to go after live prey. We on the Farms are the flies who buzz around corpses for sustenance. 🪰:gunt:🪰
 
Gunt is basically dead, he streams to like 200 people, and most recently made 11$ for a 2-3 hour stream. The bigger issue was the grifters that came in later to feast on his corpse, like Tea Clips, Matt Jarbo, and Phantom Organization, so it was done to primarily piss them off, as they are currently making or were making more money than ralph before PPP and godwinson called them out. Matt jarbo had a brief come back before the peace treaty reaching 600+ viewers live once, to 40-50 views after the peace treaty. Im sure they will pick on the Gunt again if he does something retarded, but releasing a sex tape with a teenager is going to be hard to top beyond the pillstream. We already have a "Jim" video on him with close to 70,000 views.

Also people had missed the baked saga, and the Fuentes grift. Fuentes has got like 36,000 and 25,000 live viewers recently and baked alaska has 5,000 live views again and is making close to 10,000$ per stream by taking advantage of a mentally ill women. and both of them are continuing to do retarded lolcow shit. Ethan Ralph however, just lazily, streams his 'show' every night, staring at his phone and nodding off. What else is there to say or do about that gunt that hasnt already been done. Most of the stream snipers like burger fox and Sam Losco can barely get through their stream snipes his streams are so boring. Bold and Spicy can barely get it together to write a summary. Only thing left is a potential pillstream but it could be months away.

The gunt however is trying to rebrand by latching onto to Mersh and Royce and move towards the center/"light fascist" (mersh's term)- libertarian crowd. Maybe this will work but i doubt it. If it does and ethan picks up steam, then he'll do more retarded shit beyond scrolling his phone on stream and nodding off on guests.
i get that gunty is boring but i often break out into laughter at the thought that even with him being boring people are needling him far harder and in more detail than with most lolcows. its this weird sort of culture where ralph is doping himself up to avoid giving us laughter because he realized anything active hed do would give us what we want but were just pushing him further and further simply because we know he will sperg out. i mean hes calling us out now some by name like godwinson and hes getting angrier in side streams like the among us one.

Normally I'd agree, but in regular circumstances you'd assume that they'd still throw some jabs the Gunt's way though, and that hasn't happened yet. Fuentes seems like a waste of time tbh. Groypers are morons, and it's not particularly funny to expose the Fed connections. My guess is that PPP and Godwinson have some sort of understanding that they tag team a target, and alternate whose shit list they pick from. Fuentes is clearly on Godwinson's shit list, while the Gunt is on PPP's.

IMO they should've either finished the job or gone after Dax, but we shall see how good this season will be.
ppp still references ralph, including in his latest esoteric pppism video, godwinson does it somewhat still with making it clear hes saying gentlemen instead of guntlemen and saying "i cant talk about ralph". i think this is kind of dumb though idk hes being essentially sieged into madness and i think giving him even ironic breathing room reeks of the same prolonging bs vickers and ade pulled where they tried to drip feed and the feed got fucked with or interrupted. the break itself is good ralph isnt vid worthy rn and keeps him from being stale and will make any pick up in videos fresh but even ironically saying its over just gives him undue breathing room instead of keeping him waiting in suspense.

But the job is finished. Ralph has been reduced to a seething laughing stock, his thread has over 3000 pages, his income has crashed, his viewership is abysmal, he's impregnated a potato and it's been alluded to that there may be a criminal investigation currently ongoing. What more is there to do? Drive to his house and challenge him to Death by Gunt? PPP already agreed to fight Ralph and he pussied out of that so even that's been done. He is irrelevant now, hence this thread has slowed down so much.

I'm sure Ralph will continue to do stupid things, go back to jail and at some point within this decade pass away due to his addictions. But third parties have done enough, the rest is in his hands. Taking someone down who deserves it is fun but beating a dead horse is just tiring. Fuentes is at least someone who is still sitting atop a flimsy tower of pride and meagre success; pulling out the supports and watching him fall to the ground will be much more satisfying for PPP and Godwinson at this point.

These guys are hunters, they like to go after life prey. We on the Farms are the flies who buzz around corpses for sustenance. 🪰:gunt:🪰
i want ralph to burn his nipples while saying hes a soyfilled bitch for the price of a small mcdonald's fries, i want him to admit he's a ftm tranny, and i want him to show off the gunt on only fans to survive, only then does he have my permission to die. it is funny how what would be the end goal for trolls trying to take down someone isnt the end with ralph, all his fellow content creators hate and mock him, 90 percent of people in his sphere hate him, his guests are no name crackheads, his marriages and relationships and real life are irreversibly ruined by his own admission, hes been repeatedly humiliated and his show does not make a living wage yet he still calls for everyone to take him down lol.
 
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