🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

the break itself is good ralph isnt vid worthy rn and keeps him from being stale and will make any pick up in videos fresh but even ironically saying its over just gives him undue breathing room instead of keeping him waiting in suspense.

Letting Ralph get comfortable and regain his arrogance is a good thing I think. It'll make the next big fuck up that much richer.

 

[anuscabbage12]

i get that gunty is boring but i often break out into laughter at the thought that even with him being boring people are needling him far harder and in more detail than with most lolcows. its this weird sort of culture where ralph is doping himself up to avoid giving us laughter because he realized anything active hed do would give us what we want but were just pushing him further and further simply because we know he will sperg out. i mean hes calling us out now some by name like godwinson and hes getting angrier in side streams like the among us one.

No I get that it can be entertaining for people, but Baked and Nick are much clear and present grifters that do much greater and much more dumb shit than ralph atm, hence why PPP and Godwinson are moving on. which is what I was referring too. I think @Delicious Diversity said it best,

But the job is finished. Ralph has been reduced to a seething laughing stock, his thread has over 3000 pages, his income has crashed, his viewership is abysmal, he's impregnated a potato and it's been alluded to that there may be a criminal investigation currently ongoing. What more is there to do? Drive to his house and challenge him to Death by Gunt? PPP already agreed to fight Ralph and he pussied out of that so even that's been done. He is irrelevant now, hence this thread has slowed down so much.

Ralph is basically DSP at this point, where people can just laugh at ralph being ralph. PPP and Godwinson can deliver much more kino and nectar from other targets, which is different from saying no entertainment can be gained by watching ralph, I should have mentioned that before.

but they've ended ralph

 

[MeltyTW]

Letting Ralph get comfortable and regain his arrogance is a good thing I think. It'll make the next big fuck up that much richer.

i dont know ralph might be at the point where we drove him too far for that, in between mockery lately hes done fairly little. i think hes at the point now where if hes not pressured into doing something he will just literally do nothing but drink, sleep. rut faith's dirty poophole if thats even still an option, fap to jess southern, eat, stream a bit and maybe an hour of prep where he offers to pay todays guest or future ones to come on then take his streamly pill and pass out. he doesnt even have hobbies he dabbles in anymore and iirc doesnt even play games or watch movies. we're the only reason he does anything different and his fanbase would just be content with this without outside pressure.

No I get that it can be entertaining for people, but Baked and Nick are much clear and present grifters that do much greater and much more dumb shit than ralph atm, hence why PPP and Godwinson are moving on. which is what I was referring too. I think @Delicious Diversity said it best,

ppp and godwinson should film ralph for liveleak.

but they've ended ralph

Aborted even?

 

[AltisticRight]

No I get that it can be entertaining for people, but Baked and Nick are much clear and present grifters that do much greater and much more dumb shit than ralph atm, hence why PPP and Godwinson are moving on. which is what I was referring too. I think @Delicious Diversity said it best,

I would have disagreed until I saw that autistic and cringe worthy video of their IRL "redpill the youth" attempt, featuring some teenages.
He who owns the youth wins the future. -- Adolf Hitler
It says owns the youth, not being an autistic faggot about gender roles and wearing a Fortnight whatever game it's called shirt.

Aren't both Baked and Fuentes manlets? Chances are, those teenagers were taller.

 

[anuscabbage12]

He who owns the youth wins the future. -- Adolf Hitler
It says owns the youth, not being an autistic faggot about gender roles and wearing a Fortnight whatever game it's called shirt.

SHORTER AND SMALLER ARMS THAN A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
OWNING THE LIBTARDS WITH THE T POSE

and of course baked alaska

and both of those two guys are the new stars of the right, and rising meteorically. Ralph is like a dying hobbo in the alley. Its clear why they moved on lol

 

[All becomes gunt]

i dont know ralph might be at the point where we drove him too far for that, in between mockery lately hes done fairly little. i think hes at the point now where if hes not pressured into doing something he will just literally do nothing but drink, sleep. rut faith's dirty poophole if thats even still an option, fap to jess southern, eat, stream a bit and maybe an hour of prep where he offers to pay todays guest or future ones to come on then take his streamly pill and pass out. he doesnt even have hobbies he dabbles in anymore and iirc doesnt even play games or watch movies. we're the only reason he does anything different and his fanbase would just be content with this without outside pressure.

ppp and godwinson should film ralph for liveleak.

Aborted even?

Gunty is a low level capo that absorbs into his gunt lower and higher level players that he suicide baits into acting like his capos or tries to find a vested interest to push. That doesn't mean however the rest of the grifting cabal should go scott free. I'll revel in the languish and the screams of Fuentes as his whole grift collapses. If you want to hit these grifters hard you have to hit at their ever dwindling fanbase and most importantly the big money that is bankrolling these faggots into our screens, you have to not give em a chance of comeback, you have to squash them like the worms that they are. Gunty and Dax are complicit in these grifts make no mistake. The Groypers at this point have a cult-like following of Faggot Fairy Fuentes to the point where Catboy Kami the gay pedophile that sucks artificial cum out of black dildoes and tries to coerce little girls is B-B-BASED. We have reached the point were getting berrated by underaged kids at the mall clad in a fortnine hoodie is them redpilling the youth. Just look at the man, he is a mexican manlet, he is 90 pounds soaking wet and he looks like a fucking stick figure. All of them should and will burn together, Gunty included.

 

[High Tea]

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OWNING THE LIBTARDS WITH THE T POSE

and of course baked alaska
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and both of those two guys are the new stars of the right, and rising meteorically. Ralph is like a dying hobbo in the alley. Its clear why they moved on lol

So it's someone who exploits awkward teenagers vs someone who exploits mentally ill people in a battle for right wing dollars. Depressing

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

ppp lays down the esoteric dharma of lolcowdom and alawggun'

Archived here.

Shh.. don't remind @Kraut. He is currently in the Gunt peace accords, and he has to watch his step as Godwinson and PPP may want to make an example of one of their Capos like Ralph did with Flam and Rand.

@Kraut you can talk to us in code if you can't speak openly. Get your academics to make a code and we'll break it.

and of course baked alaska
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That girl's eye is fucking third world shit. WTF. See a Doctor.

 

[buying gf]

@Kraut you can talk to us in code if you can't speak openly. Get your academics to make a code and we'll break it.

Maybe if there was a secret code already developed by the Germans, it would speed things up a bit.

That girl's eye is fucking third world shit. WTF. See a Doctor.

No it's alright, she just needs to put a bit of salt on it. A doctor is just going to give her some medicine made by a corporation, which isn't even a real person.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

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OWNING THE LIBTARDS WITH THE T POSE

and of course baked alaska
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and both of those two guys are the new stars of the right, and rising meteorically. Ralph is like a dying hobbo in the alley. Its clear why they moved on lol

Did Baked give her a good love-tap on her eye, or what?

 

[soy_king]

But the job is finished. Ralph has been reduced to a seething laughing stock, his thread has over 3000 pages, his income has crashed, his viewership is abysmal, he's impregnated a potato and it's been alluded to that there may be a criminal investigation currently ongoing. What more is there to do? Drive to his house and challenge him to Death by Gunt? PPP already agreed to fight Ralph and he pussied out of that so even that's been done. He is irrelevant now, hence this thread has slowed down so much.

I'm sure Ralph will continue to do stupid things, go back to jail and at some point within this decade pass away due to his addictions. But third parties have done enough, the rest is in his hands. Taking someone down who deserves it is fun but beating a dead horse is just tiring. Fuentes is at least someone who is still sitting atop a flimsy tower of pride and meagre success; pulling out the supports and watching him fall to the ground will be much more satisfying for PPP and Godwinson at this point.

These guys are hunters, they like to go after live prey. We on the Farms are the flies who buzz around corpses for sustenance.

For the job to be done, he actually needs to be psychologically broken or made homeless. His extreme narcissism is the only thing he really has left, and with that hell still be pretending like he matters. Take that away, and hes essentially over.

 

[not william stenchever]

lol wut? did we not see ralph struggle to keep his tiny only mostly hard penis in faith? did we not see ralph almost cum in three second with him saving to tell her to stop? did we not see him struggling to get hard in the earlier dick pic leak as well? is faith also not a werebeast with her dirty saggy haggard self? i also dont know what to tell you if you dont think there are guys who have trouble getting hard even when aroused.

I have not put together an intelligence report on the capabilities of Ethan Ralphs penis because I value my sanity just enough to have not watched the video.

Did Baked give her a good love-tap on her eye, or what?

She's commited to losing her eye to an infection because she's fucking crazy and thinks the prescription she's supposed to take for it is somehow evil and bad.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I have not put together an intelligence report on the capabilities of Ethan Ralphs penis because I value my sanity just enough to have not watched the video.

She's commited to losing her eye to an infection because she's fucking crazy and thinks the prescription she's supposed to take for it is somehow evil and bad.

Learn it, love it.

I'm almost amazed at how much this thread has slowed down, and only makes me look to the stars and wonder what bounty the next harvest will bring.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Sorry, I was kind of dead for a bit.

whats funny is caller did the incel 180 of hating on chrissy (rightfully) ....... but then asking her for advice on how to get laid and begging her, very alpha there ralph. also lol at her saying being into group sex acts doesnt make you a slut and warski being forced to say "uh yeah its relative" i mean ffs if this is supposed to be the based and redpilled ralphamales reclaiming the west and putting women back into their place then youre unironically better off as a male following Vaush or some leftist and getting at least some freaky antifa slut instead of dingo's mule or faith or this chick.

i mean seriously ive seen leftists who are better men with more game and who are less cucked than this.

Yeah, that whole thing was a pretty pathetic shitshow. Warski's "uh, yeah, it's relative" reminded me--Gator has gone on record multiple times saying woke comediennes are unfunny broads that only talk about their vaginas, but semi-moderate comedienne Chrissie Mayr's show is literally called "The Wet Spot."

Also, where does he get off () crowing about that shit when he helps keep a show named after an inside joke about a gross blowjob incident limping along with a host who can't stop fucking talking about his dick?

That math checks out, I have long suspected that only about 20% of Ralphs viewers are actually real smooth brianed fans. The rest are just hate watchers and bots. Remember that the next time he brags about his views, only 20% of them are real.

I wonder if he's ever sold 100 of any shirt. How are you going to call it a limited edition when literally every person that would ever want one will be able to get one.

I don't think so. The last time he designed a shirt he was on stream repeatedly begging people to buy them, & he managed to only sell 15 or 20 in four hours.

Compare to Null's last merch run, when I went to buy a shirt the first day & five hundred people had already purchased one before me.

i mean his own audience is pissed at the simping and the stale music.

Wait, really? I haven't been paying attention to the DLive chat.

its hard to tell how much of it is just laziness and incompetence and how much of it is to get at us.

I don't think Ralph is being intentionally boring to own the ayylawgs. I think he really is just unspeakably boring.

its actually kind of fascinating just fucking with him by pointing out every little mistake and every little dry and dull dead air.

Yeah, I kinda like doing that. Notice how he's recently stopped adding "all one word" after promoting the Chillstream Uncut channel.

This pretty much sums up Ralph. He could have the most interesting man in the world on his show and still manage to make it boring and degenerate.

Pretty much. I was still appalled, but I shouldn't have been surprised. If a woman sat in front of him sobbing about her time being raped in a refugee camp, he'd interrupt her to ask her cup size or ask how big her rapist's dick was.

Chillstream has been running every night. Tonight it started but then died within a 5 minutes. It looks like Kaz downloaded it from Dlive and uploaded it to his channel since the restream died.

Ralph should hire you to do the restream instead. You have a pretty good automated system set up. Chillstream has been consistently shit & I don't know why Ralph lauds Kaz as this end-all beat-all source for restreams.

Southern Daego is doing more damage to the Killstream than any alog could. His arrival marked the beginning of the end, other drama aside. His pathetic calls simping for a race he doesn't even belong to has almost positioned him as the typical Killstream alt-right viewer. Low-rent loser delusional about some kind of racial solution to his life problems of being a fuck-up. And what better wagon to hitch himself to than the most degenerate white trash fuck-up - Ethan Ralph. What a fucking trainwreck this whole thing ended in...

Dingo is the most pathetic Killstream paypig of all time, for all these reasons & more. I don't think I've ever felt so much contempt for such a broken little man.

Ralph really perked up when Chrissie mentioned having Elsa Jean, of BLACKED fame, on her program. JCeaser187 strikes again!
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. . .gross.

Both gunts sound high pitched to me, especially if you compare them to Metokur and even Mundanematt and Mr Vickers.

PPP is still young so I'd understand but in the case of Ralph, I am perplexed.

PPP has a high voice but Ralph's is far more bright and yappy. It's gotten higher with age actually. Really bizarre stuff.

Ralph's voice reminds me more & more of CWC's. In Chris' case, tone-deafness, autism, & increased long-term isolation have warped his voice into the whiny, high-pitched shrieking we know today. In Ralph's case, I think isolation may play a part--he doesn't have any friends or people he actually physically talks to outside of his show. Thus, the only time he speaks for an extended period of time is in his "show voice." Kind of like how Doug Walker once had a normal speaking voice, but a decade plus of literal shrieking as the Nostalgia Critic overrode it. Shmorky, before he fucked off the Internet, also had a permanent voice change, affecting a Mickey-Mouse-on-helium voice for so long that he can no longer speak normally if he tried. (Assuming he isn't dead.) Gator will occasionally revert to his old voice, but I think it's a matter of time before his aping of Jim becomes permanent.

Anyway, that's my theory. Never talking outside of drunk screeching on his show has turned his voice into a permanent drunk screech. I wonder if his slurring will become permanent, too.

Not American, but I feel like not voting is like waving your rights to me. You have been given the right to vote after it being something that nearly everyone had to fight for at some stage and to just not do it is retarded.

Still blows my mind that Southern Dingo is literally poor white trash and he still has it in his head that all whites are wall street

Agree, & agree.

can almost assure you that he is thinking of a way that he can cash in on this and probably might get back into IRL again. If Andy is liking something. He generally tries to find a way to emulate it.

Andy must have the smoothest brain in the world to have this take this late in the game when we have so much evidence to the contrary in terms of infections/deaths. If you have to lock down the world to stop the spread then hmm, maybe it is pretty severe. I don't think he understands comorbidities either. Asthma is a comorbidity and it's a very common illness, especially with children. That doesn't mean that someone with asthma is going to randomly die soon, they can easily live to 100 but they very well could die if they caught COVID along with their pre-existing conditions. Studies have also shown that if you do catch it, the damage it does to your organs is severe even if you do recover. Maybe Andy should catch it to prove to us it's not that bad.

The damage it does to your organs is why I'm so worried about my friends & family who've had it.

I think Andy should combine his aspirations to cash back in on IRL streaming with his COVID denialism. Do a Corona-chan toilet-licking challenge to show us it's no big deal. Go on, methbun. Get coof'd to own the ayylawgs. I might toss you a few pennies.

 

[AltisticRight]

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OWNING THE LIBTARDS WITH THE T POSE

and of course baked alaska
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and both of those two guys are the new stars of the right, and rising meteorically. Ralph is like a dying hobbo in the alley. Its clear why they moved on lol

What's this T pose thing? The pose before getting t-bagged?
They should nail him to a cross for the sins of catboy lust.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Fuentes and Baked Alaska have their own threads. I sincerely doubt Godwinson and PPP are big enough to put a dent in Fuentes. Baked Alaska will go through the weird mentally ill blond egirl cycle he does every year or two which will naturally come to a bad conclusion for him. Baked might be a softer target considering Ralph was able to really irritate him before with his old wignat/IBS audience, but now Baked's audience is the Ice Poseidon audience. Frankly nobody is gonna fuck with Baked harder than the IRL audience. It might be fun to make fun of them, but I doubt they will have any appreciable effect. If you want to join in that spectacle, maybe go to their threads. Seriously, what are PPP and Godwinson gonna do to them that the IRL audience, left wing twitter, journalists, and the GOP can't?

Back on topic, if Godwinson and PPP manage to cut Ralph away from the groypers, one of Ralph's last ostensible support bases, or reduce them like they did with Dax Herrera that could be pretty funny. Somehow I doubt the connected groyper types like him or would do anything for him anymore anyway, but as another symbolic slap in the face of Ralph's and his remaining fans it would be funny.

The main cause of ED in obese men is that the only women that will fuck them are literally prostitutes or Werebeasts and desperation has to overcome disgust.

Well there's certainly that, but the ability to easily get and maintain a raging stiffy is a sign of cardiac and arterial health and the reverse is a good indicator that you should probably get your ticker checked out.

Also, where does he get off () crowing about that shit when he helps keep a show named after an inside joke about a gross blowjob incident limping along with a host who can't stop fucking talking about his dick?

That remains one of the grossest things to me, like a heightened version of the "smash or pass" game he plays with women who wouldn't allow him into the same room as them, forget about their baby room. The story is obviously extremely fake. I mean clearly nobody is going down on Ralph with gusto, but what's more is that his 3.5 in maximum enlarged clit isn't big enough to hit anyone's gag reflex. Nobody pukes from sucking on a dum-dum.

Actually now that I'm thinking about it, maybe some desperate crackhead hooker did puke on him because of how gross it was when she got a full whiff of the gunt crease with her head down there.

 

[Vetti]

Fuentes and Baked Alaska have their own threads. I sincerely doubt Godwinson and PPP are big enough to put a dent in Fuentes.

They don't have to tear Baked and Fuentes down in a night. They just have to hit him and be entertaining. If it's funny and ages well, that's what's important. People will eventually see the value in it.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't think Ralph is being intentionally boring to own the ayylawgs. I think he really is just unspeakably boring.

yeah he is boring, but at least somewhat of the boredom is ralph intentionally just being lazy then excusing it as owning us because it gives us less content. what the ratio is i couldnt say, i also dont know if he realizes even his own chat is being bored i think with things like self censoring and now being afraid to even host other people's shitshows to avoid drama that he knows paypigs dont like that but it might be that in his piggy drunken gunted mind he's just being safe and allowing them to see the "real" draw of the killstream. he actually could have owned us long ago simply by getting one of his slaves to host while he fucked off and collected the pay.

I have not put together an intelligence report on the capabilities of Ethan Ralphs penis because I value my sanity just enough to have not watched the video.

lol imagine being too much of a loser to not have been analyzing whether ethan ralph's penis to see if he has ed or is a ftm tranny.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

To piggyback on what everyone else is saying, Ralph is just sort of done. He's not going to do anything interesting for a while and his show is unbelievably boring because it's been sanitized of people that will shit on it and they just play Tucker Carlson clips. The great gunt conflict of 2020 is over, there is now peace in our time.

Don't any of you worry though. No one truly goes away and some day either Ralph or someone like him will grace us with their presence. Maybe Dax, in his infinite wisdom, will find a way to surpass the gunt in his retardation. Maybe it'll be Ralph going after Dax. Maybe we'll cheer him on. Seemingly impossible I know but stranger things keep happening.

Good luck with your new family Ralph.

Take care of your Mom, try not to loose that 50k in the divorce too fast, and for the love of god get a job.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I love when these deuteragonist become antagonists. Makes for some fun story telling in later seasons. Speaking of villainous behavior, it's now unbelievable to me that Faith is even still there. He hasn't flaunted her like next season's Wrangler jeans in a while. Shortly after the "ultrasound" of the "baby".

Is that why you're looking so haggard Ralph? You look tired and your eyes are always red. Never cry over a bitch. I know you're upset with yourself because you let her slip through your fingers like her starfish slid you some chocolate, but where's the Ralphamale? What happened to owning the a-logs? Were the supposed gay ops too gay for the man who says he'll sink lower every time? The sad part is he probably convinced himself it was special. Chicks with fucked up brains are a dime a dozen, you should know since it's the only type you can get to keep taking drugs long enough to stay around you.

For a while.