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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Zoe cut him off before we even discovered him. I'm not sure whether any of the CON people knew his RL identity prior to him being doxed here in 2016.
He's also not telling the truth about everyone cutting him off at once. There were several years between when Zoe cut him off and when Kathryn Cross disavowed him and other people severed from him during that time.
Cross and anyone else who met him at Gen Con in August 2016 would have known at that point, if not before. But that wasn't even a month before this thread kicked off.
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I'd rather kill myself than admit to being Jake Alley. Maybe that's his view too. Would you want to admit to being an utterly worthless piece of shit like Jake Alley?
Jake ever telling the truth about anything would be a miraculous event involving the alignment of more or less every planet.
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The funny thing is, he sometimes does tell the truth, but no one believes him because he's such a lying, paranoid sack of bread. In retrospect, he never explicitly claimed to be cleanshaven or to have his own apartment until those things were true - it's just that he had spent the past 5 years speaking extremely deceptively about it in yon circuitous gnome style.
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You know how the CIA allegedly used various songs played over and over as 'enhanced interrogation tools' against suspected terrorists? I feel like I know what those prisoners were feeling every time Jake bleats out yet another self-wallowing rant talking about how It Is A Mystery how he lost all his 'friends' and has turned into the useless blob that he is when it's all explained on this thread very clearly.
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I tried to look into Wearehorrorzine but it appears to be a paltry patreon-only e-magazine.
He's courting fair maidens again.
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I hope, hope, hope against hope that Jake really submits a horror story on "Family and Upbringing" 
No kidney will go unkicked this Halloween!
No kidney will go unkicked this Halloween!
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Jake twatted:
But by using the proprietary Kiwi Farms Twitter Trans Truth AI we can extract the Normie Truth of his statement:
But by using the proprietary Kiwi Farms Twitter Trans Truth AI we can extract the Normie Truth of his statement:
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Just tell him to put his own spin on that “For sale. Baby shoes. Hardly worn” story.
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Lmao "I'm a trans woman" no you aren't you're a fat guy. You fat fuck.
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You would be hard-pressed to find a worse writer than Jack, I mean the gifted and brave trans woman Violet.
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I’m envisioning a take on Carrie in which the protagonist is Viola Hargreaves, a busty redhead with prominent nipples, driven insane by the jealous cruelty of Zara Quint (who only bullies Viola because she secretly has a crush on the buxom wench). Then Viola uses her powers to just kill literally everyone who refers to her by an unspecified male name they were told about by Nazis. With a bellow of “YON!” the entirety of an unspecified town resembling New London is destroyed.
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Between his run ons, fragmented thoughts, and strange capitalization im not 100% sure these tweets are in order.
Its like a reverse The Trial where a man pleads for his innocence for a crime that isnt mentioned. Or a reverse Metamorphosis where a roach turned into Jake.
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That poor roach.
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He already has. He whined the last time he called them and the operator hung up on him. This is exactly who he called, and I'm sure they've either saved his number in the phone they pass around or the operator recognized it and didn't pick up.
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Can you blame him? Who wants to spend hours getting a live Googleshng from a fat loser blubbering for hours about imaginary Nazis, lesbian rape gangs, whisper networks, his waifu Chelsea, how Jesse Singal plots to murder him, his double girl skin, and the virtues of Kamen Rider?
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How utterly clumsy and gauche, you've been offered a paying writing opportunity, but you publicly ask for "how much" instead of taking it to DMs or thanking them for the offer and just writing ONE thing to see how it turns out. Especially when other kiwis have already found this info posted in easy-to-find places.
Even worse, he started presenting at all the wrong times. He was a disgusting gnome when meeting all of his online besties at cons, and only dresses like a fat hag and wears wigs now that he's completely apartment-bound. I'm sure Mama Alley didn't approve at the time, but I bet Jake's socjus life would be very different if he could have shaved the beard sooner.