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It would be great if Phil put up some kind of graphic at the end of his streams like the one at the end of your work day in “Papers, Please”. It would show how much he made during the stream, where the money is going as far as food, medicine, electricity, etc. If Kat, Jasper, and Phil are hungry, warm/cold, or sick. In fact, a game simulating a typical day for DSP would just be fun all around. The music and ambiance could be dour, as if it takes place in crumbling Soviet Russia, but it’s taking place in pleasant Renton, and Phil and his family clearly live comfortable middle-class lives. Wish I could program, but I’m not an expert like Phil.
 
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Im telling you! We have an inside man! Too many coincidences...

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As roommate he would hog the TV every night watching wrestling and shitty movies which would be annoying. He never has people over though so that would be good. He seems like a neat freak too but idk if thats just cause of Kat. He doesn't drink beer so you could leave them in fridge safely. Its kind of obnoxious to have a roommate who is always home tho.
 
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As roommate he would hog the TV every night watching wrestling and shitty movies which would be annoying. He never has people over though so that would be good. He seems like a neat freak too but idk if thats just cause of Kat. He doesn't drink beer so you could leave them in fridge safely. Its kind of obnoxious to have a roommate who is always home tho.
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No neat freak showers only twice a week and has the same pillows unwashed for 11 years
 
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Freshtodeath said:
As roommate he would hog the TV every night watching wrestling and shitty movies which would be annoying. He never has people over though so that would be good. He seems like a neat freak too but idk if thats just cause of Kat. He doesn't drink beer so you could leave them in fridge safely. Its kind of obnoxious to have a roommate who is always home tho.
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Room, nice and tidy.
 
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He seems like a neat freak too
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Phil has actually said that he doesn't clean because he is a real man and real men don't clean. He has cleaned his office exactly twice in five years. It took him 3 years to put away the boxes from when he moved and even then he had his dad do it for him. He had a package of zip ties you could see in some videos laying in the same spot for almost four years. He only showers and shaves twice a week. Videos of his consoles show they have a thick layer of dust on all of them.

HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WASH HIS OWN CLOTHES UNTIL HE WAS 35 YEARS OLD.

This is not a neat freak. This is a slob.
 
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The rocking back and forth is an autism thing which is why he only does it when he thinks we can't see him. He can control it. If it was his back I doubt he could control it as much.
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We'd also hear about it all the time if he had some back pain or stiffness. It'd be the reason he has to stop streaming (when scheduled), another reason he has to get up for water, and just general whining whenever it bothers him.
 
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