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[Nuns with guns]

Her name is Maria Calo (now Calo-Wallace) and as much as I enjoy clocking a troon, I think this one might be an actual woman. She’s posted pictures of herself as a child, which while not being 100% proof, the pics look authentic enough to suggest her being female.

As for the Theroux clip, Maria has clearly abused testosterone and plastic surgery to a point of masculinity rarely see in even the butchest FTMs. But looking at recent pictures of her next to two of the brawniest actors of the era— Dolph Lundgren and Ron Perlman—she at least has traits that speak to her being female: height, head size, and facial features. But that might be because Dolph and Ron are gigantic dudes that would dwarf the average man.

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I would agree, but I was just looking at the video and you cannot tell me this neanderthal brow ridge is female:

The chin, while manly, reminds me of some unfortunate women (like Jazz Jenning's mother), but this creature might as well be a small man (he's latino after all, which aren't the tallest men around) that wanted to look huge as a bodybuilder and trooned out.

 

[garbage cake]

I live for these based responses and the salty tears that follow



Math is a super genderspecial nonbinary, but is actually a 35-year-old married man not content with letting women speak among themselves

Spoiler: Math

Michelle calling out the aforementioned super yikes terf stuff:

Spoiler: Michelle

suggesting that this is not a woman is so hurtful!

Spoiler: Andrea (WARNING, GROSS)

more reports of blockage

The chin on Andrea Jade, I know a lot of people make Crimson Chin jokes but jesus christ

Spoiler: Andrea Jade

Spoiler: Sarah Sage

 

[cuddle striker]

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[/SPOILER]

Yes, why don't they exclude cis women from their searches? I wonder why they're in a space for women, upset that women are in their space? The logic.

 

[Kirkorov]

I would agree, but I was just looking at the video and you cannot tell me this neanderthal brow ridge is female:

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The chin, while manly, reminds me of some unfortunate women (like Jazz Jenning's mother), but this creature might as well be a small man (he's latino after all, which aren't the tallest men around) that wanted to look huge as a bodybuilder and trooned out.

Nah. I think she wasn't the most delicate looking woman to begin with, but has abused steroids for years on top of it + lifting like a beast. It's basically females trooning out without meaning to (or being so delusional in a quest for body-building that they don't care).

For example, Candice Armstrong abused steroids and this is what happened to her:

And then there's a female cyclist who abused steroids (ending her career) and she's pretty fucking mannish too

 

[garbage cake]

Yes, why don't they exclude cis women from their searches? I wonder why they're in a space for women, upset that women are in their space? The logic.

not even the first time I've seen whining about it.

Yes, the real women will be devastated to be excluded by a fat weeb
(banana emoji is him saying he still has a dick)

Spoiler: Alyssa

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I would agree, but I was just looking at the video and you cannot tell me this neanderthal brow ridge is female:

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The chin, while manly, reminds me of some unfortunate women (like Jazz Jenning's mother), but this creature might as well be a small man (he's latino after all, which aren't the tallest men around) that wanted to look huge as a bodybuilder and trooned out.

Steroid abuse causes that on women and since she's a hardcore bodybuilder, she's probably on harder shit like tren that will do it even moreso

 

[OttoWest]

Colin Montgomerie is reeeeing about no longer being able to nab his tit skits thanks to the notorious Gender GP clinic getting shut down:


(thanks to @ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes for the screenshot)

“What am I supposed to do?” cries the adult man being denied his nonessential cosmetic meds? It’s like a Real Housewife whining over a Botox shortage.



Funny to imagine Colin morphing back into his rough skinned, rocker dude “before” not unlike the Wolfman meeting the full moon.

 

[NoReturn]

I live for these based responses and the salty tears that follow


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Math is a super genderspecial nonbinary, but is actually a 35-year-old married man not content with letting women speak among themselves
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Spoiler: Math

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Michelle calling out the aforementioned super yikes terf stuff:
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Spoiler: Michelle

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suggesting that this is not a woman is so hurtful!

Spoiler: Andrea (WARNING, GROSS)

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more reports of blockage
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The chin on Andrea Jade, I know a lot of people make Crimson Chin jokes but jesus christ

Spoiler: Andrea Jade

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Spoiler: Sarah Sage

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What's wrong with yer face?
Like, for real, is that chin a birth defect? Why is it like that?

 

[Kirkorov]

I live for these based responses and the salty tears that follow


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Math is a super genderspecial nonbinary, but is actually a 35-year-old married man not content with letting women speak among themselves
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Spoiler: Math

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Michelle calling out the aforementioned super yikes terf stuff:
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Spoiler: Michelle

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suggesting that this is not a woman is so hurtful!

Spoiler: Andrea (WARNING, GROSS)

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more reports of blockage
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The chin on Andrea Jade, I know a lot of people make Crimson Chin jokes but jesus christ

Spoiler: Andrea Jade

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Spoiler: Sarah Sage

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I'm speechless at how gruesome these guys are. And I see the Troon Patrol mods call all the lesbians terves even though I'm sure most of them have no clue what it means, they just have eyes and live in reality.

Jesus wept





What do lesbians do when they see this nightmare manatee's pics? Is it a thing where they just ignore the trannies and try to stay as far away as possible?

 

[Agarathium1066]

I'm speechless at how gruesome these guys are. And I see the Troon Patrol mods call all the lesbians terves even though I'm sure most of them have no clue what it means, they just have eyes and live in reality.

What do lesbians do when they see this nightmare manatee's pics? Is it a thing where they just ignore the trannies and try to stay as far away as possible?

Put them on ignore quickly if they attempt to contact you and stay as far away as possible. The example you posted is trying to pass small moobs as breasts despite them looking like a pasty uncooked dumpling rather than a human being, would you want to get close to them? I feel safe in betting the answer is no.

Unfortunately ignoring them does not actively push them out of any site or community, so instead a new one is made only for it to also be invaded swiftly. The cycle then repeats.

 

[garbage cake]

I'm speechless at how gruesome these guys are. And I see the Troon Patrol mods call all the lesbians terves even though I'm sure most of them have no clue what it means, they just have eyes and live in reality.

Exactly. I wonder how many had never heard the term before it was hurled at them.

you don’t think this is a man because you read too much Dworkin

 

[Agarathium1066]

you don’t think this is a man because you read too much Dworkin
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He mistook the sound of someone's soul leaking out at the sight of him for wolf whistling. Not to worry it's a common issue when they see the goatee shadow and a pair of jowels that would make a bulldog take notice.

 

[Potatis Salad]

not even the first time I've seen whining about it.
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Yes, the real women will be devastated to be excluded by a fat weeb
(banana emoji is him saying he still has a dick)

Spoiler: Alyssa

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The way you format these posts with the reveal of the troon's photos at the end is

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Well, I got a rare one for you guys!

Over on r/mypartneristrans a troon got a massive wake up call from his wife, and has decided to focus on his family, put the troon nonsense back in the closet and live like the male he is.

The subreddit makes their displeasure known, and warns him against not living like an insane degenerate.

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This kinda confirms something I’ve noticed before: Troons feed on asspats and troon-wives often plays a big part i trooning out.


I guarantee you that most troons (aside from the psychopaths and pathological cases) would stop dead in their tracks, if their wife just quietly started packing her bags the moment he “comes out”.

He's inconsistent on exactly how long he's been on HRT. According to this post from three months ago, he's been on HRT for only ten months. The more precise language ("Today is 7mo") makes me think this is the real timeframe.

So, if the twins are 8 months old now, he started taking the titty skittles while his wife was six months pregnant. Every single fucking time lads.

This reminds me of Greg (Mae) Dean, the cartoonist of the "Real Life" webcomic. He also had mild dysphoria, came out as trans, and his wife had a panic attack so bad that she spent 72 hours in inpatient psych. Dean and slumberjak here both seem oblivious to what a destructive decision they're making.

All the commenters are advising him to call his wife's bluff, because they have infant twins. The road would be rough if she left him. She's trapped.

 

[Chromeo]

He's inconsistent on exactly how long he's been on HRT. According to this post from three months ago, he's been on HRT for only ten months. The more precise language ("Today is 7mo") makes me think this is the real timeframe.

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So, if the twins are 8 months old now, he started taking the titty skittles while his wife was six months pregnant. Every single fucking time lads.

This reminds me of Greg (Mae) Dean, the cartoonist of the "Real Life" webcomic. He also had mild dysphoria, came out as trans, and his wife had a panic attack so bad that she spent 72 hours in inpatient psych. Dean and slumberjak here both seem oblivious to what a destructive decision they're making.

All the commenters are advising him to call his wife's bluff, because they have infant twins. The road would be rough if she left him. She's trapped.

Everyone keeps saying she's trapped, and admittedly I don't know her situation in and out, but wouldn't she have family? Women are typically pretty close with their families, at least compared to men, and barring any sort of awful "my parents died" or "my parents beat me until I turned 18 and ran away" kind of situation, surely she'd have some kind of boomer-age mom or dad she could flee to in case of something like this? Some kind of old-school 60/70 year old who would have no reason to not tell the troonsband to fuck off? Hell, maybe even an aunt, grandparent, cousin, etc?

 

[saisegeha]

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You can't fool me, that's fucking Sylvester Stallone.

 

[Gone_Fission]

It should be illegal for troons to raise kids.

 

[remiem]

Everyone keeps saying she's trapped, and admittedly I don't know her situation in and out, but wouldn't she have family? Women are typically pretty close with their families, at least compared to men, and barring any sort of awful "my parents died" or "my parents beat me until I turned 18 and ran away" kind of situation, surely she'd have some kind of boomer-age mom or dad she could flee to in case of something like this? Some kind of old-school 60/70 year old who would have no reason to not tell the troonsband to fuck off? Hell, maybe even an aunt, grandparent, cousin, etc?

People? Having close familial relationships? As if troons would understand that! Considering she's laid the cards on the table, she most likely already has an out. She's still willing to give him a chance because they have kids but you don't make that sort of statement without knowing you have somewhere to go when it ends. She likely wouldn't have made the comment if she didn't, she'd tolerate because she had no choice. I would imagine it's why he fled to reddit for support and made his claims about the situation. She has an out, she's told him she'll take it, and he knows she has it and will go. Suddenly she's intruding on his AGP fueled power fantasy about being that kawaii lesbian mommy with his wife because she's got one foot ready to go out the door and isn't willing to take his shit.

 

[IsItTooGay?]

Press F for Azealia.

 

[Allo Vera]

He is also numb and his man-cave has pubic hair growing inside.
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I don’t think I’ve ever read a sentence as horrifying as “god forbid I’m ever raped because I’m so dry down there it’ll cause untold damage”.

Typical TW a) with their rape fantasies and b) insinuating that they pass so well they’re as vulnerable to sexual assault as natal women. At least you have the physical strength and size to fight off an attacker, dude.

Everyone keeps saying she's trapped, and admittedly I don't know her situation in and out, but wouldn't she have family?

I mean sure, she might have family nearby, but she might not. But even if she does, she’s not going to be able to move in with her parents and have them provide the same kind of 24/7 support that a spouse does. Babies are fucking hard work and she has two of them. At eight months they’ll be throwing baby food over the floor and walls all day and tag teaming wake-ups all night. I have two kids (born separately, thank god) and I have never known relentless exhaustion and tedious drudgery like the first two years.

I hope she does leave and she does have support, but she’ll be a single mother of infant twins and that’s tough. Still preferable to being a born again “lesbian”, obviously.