🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Burger Fox said:
Yeah I dont know anymore, its that time again everyone, grab your pillows and blankets for a snooze stream. Tonight after Ralph starts up, Im gonna start learning how to help big tiddy fish mommy buy the galaxy. aka Endless Space 2

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Gator made that intro with all the weeb cringe didn't he? Ralph, don't grift the anime right they're too much of a fucking joke.
 
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MeltyTW said:
60 dollars and not even coming close to his usual botted total of 700, his pity me suicide baiting in discord towards his mods and friends has petered out to the point it only gets a fry cook wage plus an extra big mac meal
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What discord leaks of him talking about suicide? Link?
 
Sriracha said:
No, because I wouldn't ever waste time on a fat guy, a loser, an alcoholic, a drug addict, a man with a very small, malfunctioning dick and especially not a man with hooves.
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You say that but it just makes me wonder how many cats you have. Not all pigs have hooves and a snout.

Ralph is undeniably a terrible choice for a partner yet there are verifiable cases of women that have dated him, married him even. I cannot help but think that the weight of evidence suggests that the women in his life are more to blame for enabling his behavior, not least of all his mother.

Ralph is a well studied specimen that we can easily extrapolate outwards to support my own belief that most women are fucked in the head and really should concentrate their efforts on sandwich crafting and baby making; thus making the world a much better place to live.
 
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For whom the Gunt tolls said:
cases of women that have dated him, married him even.
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well nora was a groomed child soooo, faith i guess is technically an adult but i wouldnt extrapolate the general consensus among women from the equivalent of a male schizo fucking farm animals.

this is just sad, his skin is red and yellow and peeling off him like a sickly shedding reptile. i dont even think ralphs going to be alive for election day and if he thinks hes going to get both the views he wants from that night or that hell retain any extra views by filling time letting guests ramble on aimlessly hes going to be disappointed.
 
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Sriracha said:
This. Ralph was a reformed lolcow. Jail was rock bottom and he came back, spoke of how grateful he was of everyone around him and constantly talked about how nothing lasts forever and he understood that he should appreciate the money and viewership while he could. He was excited for things like Nora visits, he obviously prepped questions for bigger guests and he spoke without mumbling or slurring maybe half of the time at least. He was never decent, he was always thin skinned and degenerate, but it was certainly easier to disregard back then.




Also this. Zidan organised guests and was polite and personable. He added his imput only when it was necessary and mostly sat back and listened. He was so sharp when it came to catching people out and I don't know, there was never a point where Zidan was unlikable to me. He left when things started to get sour and Ralph got overly involved with Andy's drama/meltdowns and looking back, it was such a good call.
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Yeah quite a lot of people miss Zidan because of those points, Zidan was smart enough to leave when he did and he was smart enough to care about his real life and to sort his shit out. I know we don't know much about Zidan but i can say without doubt that he is making something of himself in real life, compared to Gator he is not stuck on a deadend show having to look after a pilled up alcoholic 34 year old. And people dont even care who Zidan is in terms of they are not trying to actively find him or even bother to try and shit talk him online. people just mention his name here and there and leave it at that, instead they go after Ralph, gator and others because they refuse to acknowledge their mistakes or even try to better themselves.

Ralph even knows he needs Zidan which is why he kept mentioning for a while recently that he is trying to get Zidan on the show for a bit which didn't pan out for him


MeltyTW said:
It was the most beautiful backfire of Ralph's second greatest act of pettiness, ruin your entire life to own sargon and fail at doing that.


Lol now it's the exact same size iirc
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haha what was it, newtons law: what goes up must come down.
 
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