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Totally Awesome said:
People are literally wondering if these people have autism. They aren't just using autism as another word for stupid.

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.
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Do you know anything about Phil? He is a textbook spectrum case.

Dude has no capacity for nuance in language, stims excessively, literally panics if his schedule is off by 10 minutes and his entire life revolves around a niche game of cartoon fighting games. Other common symptoms of ASD btw? Bullying or aggressive behavior towards those in close networks, tendency to socially isolate, high risk of being laid off or being unable to find employment for long periods of time... Want more?

I could go on explaining why he gets called an actual autistic person and it's got nothing to do with people conflating low iq with a severe social and neurodevelopmental disorders. I mean we all know he actually was a valedictorian despite his failings.

Now I won't accuse you of being autistic, you're just a retard fortunately
 
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On the subject of the strength of DSP's marriage, he's talking about Kat being with him through the good times and the bad. Chat joked about (paraphrasing) you know you're meant for each other when you can take a shit in front of each other. DSP replies, totally straight faced, "Yeah, I don't want to have to do it, but sometimes..." Is he implying he's taken a shit while Kat's in the shower? Or the other way around?

And while that's weird, here's the twist: his house has three toilets.
 
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Coin Ops said:
On the subject of the strength of DSP's marriage, he's talking about Kat being with him through the good times and the bad. Chat joked about (paraphrasing) you know you're meant for each other when you can take a shit in front of each other. DSP replies, totally straight faced, "Yeah, I don't want to have to do it, but sometimes..." Is he implying he's taken a shit while Kat's in the shower? Or the other way around?

And while that's weird, here's the twist: his house has three toilets.
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DSP is autistic enough to have a preferred bathroom for pooping.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
DSP is autistic enough to have a preferred bathroom for pooping.
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This actually does line up with the poop/shower theory. He refuses to use the downstairs toilet because he clogged it once - I guess the master bath has the superior flush. Some people were talking about that here earlier. So if Kat was in the shower...

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Kat being with him through the good times and the bad.
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Well that's odd, because according to the narratives Phil has been feeding us, there have been no good times since Kat has been there. They were so depressed that they had to get Jasper at the front end of their relationship, then there was the rush, budget wedding in the ghettos of CT where the honeymoon money had to go to back taxes that never got paid, and then we were into the bankruptcy that Phil has described as intrusive hell (further complicated by detractor meddling). The vest money had to go towards the looming threat of taxes, and while it was a positive year, we're not out of hot water yet. Then there's also a pandemic and Kat's retail life is a struggle with ladies touching all the tomato sauce, and Tevin made her depressed because he told his fans to call her a possessed horse. Even now, Phil can barely afford their groceries tomorrow. If she was here for 'the good times', it would appear that some party involved here is missing some key information.

Who is he lying to more - his audience, or his wife.

EDIT: Phil ended the evening with $26 in tips, which pretty much tallies up with the earlier stream to $200 on the day. He thanked everyone for a good streaming week before signing off.
No mention if this was sufficient money for groceries and a hair cut. Ask for all that support... and then just neglect to mention it. It's almost like he forgot about the crisis...
 
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Swallow Moon said:
Some post here got me thinking: what would it take for you to tolerate Phil as a roommate?

Is him paying all the daily bills and leaving you to play Skyrim enough? Soundproofing his office so you don't have to listen to him beg and ack through the walls every day? Doing your tahxes and cooking authentic Italian cuisine for you?
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Phil must leave you alone all the time or close enough to it since Leanna and Katherine have managed to stay there for years. It wouldn't be bad as long as Phil's wheelchair bux pay for everything to allow you to live a nice Renton gated community.
 
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Coin Ops said:
On the subject of the strength of DSP's marriage, he's talking about Kat being with him through the good times and the bad. Chat joked about (paraphrasing) you know you're meant for each other when you can take a shit in front of each other. DSP replies, totally straight faced, "Yeah, I don't want to have to do it, but sometimes..." Is he implying he's taken a shit while Kat's in the shower? Or the other way around?

And while that's weird, here's the twist: his house has three toilets.
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I mean, it's not the weirdest thing if you're married. Yeah, while you date, you will literally hold in farts for hours and then unload into your car seat on the way home, but shitting in the same room as your spouse isn't the most bizarre thing in the world.

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This the same fella that riled ol' Driftor up?
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
So I've been messing around with this add-on in Blender. Basically you give it pictures and pin a wireframe face to the one in the photo, like so:
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and it creates a head based on the pins. Here's what it made of Phil (on a scale of 1 to 10, how cursed is it?)
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You better watch out or he's going to steal this and use it for every character creation screen from now on.
 
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hundredthousand said:
It's been entirely too long since we've gotten those good ol low donation streams. It's the only time dsp can be entertaining and it's unintentional; when he is scowling at his TV, miserable and quiet, hating his life and and wishing he was Ninja or Pewdiepie.
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having lived and worked in a city for a long time (thank fuck i moved ) I have witness first hand the skill required for begging

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pity props normally a dog
a dishevel / filthy look
a frantic look and arm movements


phil is a master
 
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Landgrave Deryk said:
having lived and worked in a city for a long time (thank fuck i moved ) I have witness first hand the skill required for begging

sob story
pity props normally a dog
a dishevel / filthy look
a frantic look and arm movements


phil is a master
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The most important part here you forgot to mention is feigning distress. Being a homeless beggar sucks, but in my country you can just go to a homeless shelter and you get free room and board, food whenever you want and some extra amenities like if you're sick or hurt a volunteer doctor can come check you up. It's not nearly the ideal way to live, but it's a start that allows you to try to crawl back up from the bottom. Now here's the rub - you can only join if you're actually homeless. So what you often get is people who aren't even poor skip showering for one day, take some old as fuck clothes from their closets and propping themselves up in a touristy area because tourists are easiest to scam.

FAGGY STORY TIME: Back when I was in uni my dad sent me a bunch of home made landjäger sausages, cheese and pickled vegetables. On a day when me and a bunch of colleagues had 4 hours of labwork nonstop i decided to turn them into sandwiches so we can eat them during the break. I saw a woman begging with her daughter as the pity prop, asking for money for food for her child. This is the first time I saw a human being used as a pity prop so I actually bought her bullshit, I asked if she wanted a few sandwiches I made, she said no, only money. I asked why she doesn't want the food I'm offering if she wants food, she basically went NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS YOU FILTHY DETRACTOR so I told her to go fuck herself.
 
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thedingledongle said:
I mean, it's not the weirdest thing if you're married. Yeah, while you date, you will literally hold in farts for hours and then unload into your car seat on the way home, but shitting in the same room as your spouse isn't the most bizarre thing in the world.
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lol @ Phail going to her apartment to take a dump.
 
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thedingledongle said:
I mean, it's not the weirdest thing if you're married. Yeah, while you date, you will literally hold in farts for hours and then unload into your car seat on the way home, but shitting in the same room as your spouse isn't the most bizarre thing in the world.
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Thankfully, my house (real adult, even!) has the shower area separated from the toilet by its own door so I don't have to worry about being yelled at if I forgot to take my Chipotl-away.

Phil strikes me as the type that would barge in while khet is applying layer 31 of her makeup, waddle past, and drop trou for a little dump n' pull action. Nothing says true love like wwe champions on the porcelain throne.
 
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