DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

A thought about Phil's constant rocking: Does anybody think he might have hemmorhoids? Sitting down on a swollen inflamed asshole can't be comfortable, and he would probably rock back and forth to ease the pain. His lousy diet would probably contribute as well.

It certainly can't be a medical condition, otherwise Phil would be using it to collect pity points from his followers just like he does with gout and post nasal drip. He'd be far more comfortable talking about his rocking if it was more than just a tick of his.
"These retarded fucks are making fun of me for something I can't control!"

"Disgusting" says the man who only (and often) makes poo jokes

Can't forget "shitty-dicks"!

 

[marlintan]

Jeffrey Dahmer would be a better roommate than dsp.

At least he was a Buckeye? -\_/-

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

A thought about Phil's constant rocking: Does anybody think he might have hemmorhoids? Sitting down on a swollen inflamed asshole can't be comfortable, and he would probably rock back and forth to ease the pain. His lousy diet would probably contribute as well.

It's called self-stimulation, a behavior closely associated with

I wonder if Phil's snorting is also a form of self-stimulation. Wouldn't it be ironic if his constant snorting is actually causing his post-nasal drip and not the other way around?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

What's up with people randomly diagnosing lulcows with autism? This is the third time I've seen it in two days.

What, HERE?!? Surely you fucking jest. Where?? What half-inch of text on which one of any page of every thread did this hit your radar? Citation needed, plz.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just stated people need to get 'conditioned' to tips not popping up. Great choice of words. Not a cult leader at all.

Now he's begging for tips.... but wait!
He's begging for tips to buy all the games he needs to buy in the next month. He just listed them all. He says this will be over $1000. So he really needs support.

After saying this, he said tips help him the most today because of the chargebacks from the previous weeks, and Twitch doesn't pay him for another 2 days. Now he has money in his account currently, and it is the money that has been tipped to him over this last weekend. Not the week. The weekend. And he needs this to afford his haircut and other appointments tomorrow.

So he is preloading the begging for after he gets his Twitch payday, while then saying that he just needs money to hold him over until his Twitch payday, and meanwhile, about $500 in tips this week just disappeared and only the weekend tips count, but after Twitch pays him, he'll have no money for games (despite the payday including $3000 in cheers). He really thinks his audience are so stupid that they can't see contradictory statements when they are 15 seconds apart. This is probably the most nonsensical, casual lying I've seen him pull. Normally there is at least a bit of a cooldown between statements like this.

For those predicting those $3000 in cheers were going to get memoryholed, they are indeed now deleted from memory. Someone needs to ask him if those ended up being legit after his payday.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil just stated people need to get 'conditioned' to tips not popping up. Great choice of words. Not a cult leader at all.

Now he's begging for tips.... but wait!
He's begging for tips to buy all the games he needs to buy in the next month. He just listed them all. He says this will be over $1000. So he really needs support.

After saying this, he said tips help him the most today because of the chargebacks from the previous weeks, and Twitch doesn't pay him for another 2 days. Now he has money in his account currently, and it is the money that has been tipped to him over this last weekend. Not the week. The weekend. And he needs this to afford his haircut and other appointments tomorrow.

So he is preloading the begging for after he gets his Twitch payday, while then saying that he just needs money to hold him over until his Twitch payday, and meanwhile, about $500 in tips this week just disappeared and only the weekend tips count, but after Twitch pays him, he'll have no money for games (despite the payday including $3000 in cheers). He really thinks his audience are so stupid that they can't see contradictory statements when they are 15 seconds apart. This is probably the most nonsensical, casual lying I've seen him pull. Normally there is at least a bit of a cooldown between statements like this.

For those predicting those $3000 in cheers were going to get memoryholed, they are indeed now deleted from memory. Someone needs to ask him if those ended up being legit after his payday.

Yesterday he was begging for money so he could buy groceries and get a hair cut on his day off...

 

[Forbidden Math]

What's up with people randomly diagnosing lulcows with autism? This is the third time I've seen it in two days. If these people really had autism, they would have been diagnosed by doctors when they were kids.

A lot of mental disorders go undiagnosed or inproperly diagnosed. There are 30+ year olds with no idea that they're actually bi-polar, autistic, or a million other things. It's not like every child is screened every day for everything, not every child is given an autism test. If the parent notices something weird and actually gives a shit they'll take them to a doctor and the doctor might diagnose it correctly. In Phil's case his mother was busy chain smoking and his father was busy regretting his life decisions.

Edit: Not saying he's autistic (though it would explain a lot), just saying he's never been screened. Actually someone should ask him if he's ever been screened for autism, that will be an instant LIMB.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

When you are such a wheelchair that you try several times to cheer and can't figure out how to do it.

He ended up cheering 1500 bits when Phil told him how.

 

[Draventren]

He seems like a neat freak too but idk if thats just cause of Kat.

I know people are shitting on this, but I can actually kind of see it. He's an absolute fucking slob, don't get me wrong. I've known people who will give you shit about how messy your living spaces are and demand you clean up any messes in communal areas, all while piling their trash up in the exact same room. 100% can see Phil doing this.

 

[Totally Awesome]

What, HERE?!? Surely you fucking jest. Where?? What half-inch of text on which one of any page of every thread did this hit your radar? Citation needed, plz.

I saw the DSP one a few posts upward. I saw another one in the MovieBob thread and another somewhere else. I don't feel like looking it up. After being busy all day, I don't care anymore.

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I saw the DSP one a few posts upward. I saw another one in the MovieBob thread and another somewhere else. I don't feel like looking it up. After being busy all day, I don't care anymore.

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

Okay. I'm not sure you understand. Phil is autistic. Movie Bob is autistic. You are autistic. I am autistic. Every god dam body is autistic. There is a designated sticker to call people autistic.

You see, Kiwifarms used to be CWCiki forums, based on Christian Weston Chandler. He is genuinely autistic. So instead of calling something lame, gay, or retarded, people here say "autistic".

I would tell you to lurk moar but you joined in 2013 and still don't seem to understand. Probably autism.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The amount of triggering people are getting here is absolutely retarded. You people talk tons of shit but can't take it.

If you're actually getting mad at people attaching fedoras and puzzle pieces to your post, you might be the one who can't take shit.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Okay. I'm not sure you understand. Phil is autistic. Movie Bob is autistic. You are autistic. I am autistic. Every god dam body is autistic. There is a designated sticker to call people autistic.

Excuse me, my preferred pronoun is 'dickhead'. I love my life.

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[Totally Awesome]

Okay. I'm not sure you understand. Phil is autistic. Movie Bob is autistic. You are autistic. I am autistic. Every god dam body is autistic. There is a designated sticker to call people autistic.

You see, Kiwifarms used to be CWCiki forums, based on Christian Weston Chandler. He is genuinely autistic. So instead of calling something lame, gay, or retarded, people here say "autistic".

I would tell you to lurk moar but you joined in 2013 and still don't seem to understand. Probably autism.

People are literally wondering if these people have autism. They aren't just using autism as another word for stupid.

If you're actually getting mad at people attaching fedoras and puzzle pieces to your post, you might be the one who can't take shit.

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

People are literally wondering if these people have autism. They aren't just using autism as another word for stupid.

I'm not mad. I'm just baffled that this forum cannot accept any sort of criticism or judgment, and post the negative emotes over just being questioned over a statement. It's weird how this forum gets so defensive after attacking many people on the internet.

Sweetheart, this isn't the hill you want to die on. Trust me.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

So I've been messing around with this add-on in Blender. Basically you give it pictures and pin a wireframe face to the one in the photo, like so:

and it creates a head based on the pins. Here's what it made of Phil (on a scale of 1 to 10, how cursed is it?)

 

[Drillul]

So I've been messing around with this add-on in Blender. Basically you give it pictures and pin a wireframe face to the one in the photo, like so:
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and it creates a head based on the pins. Here's what it made of Phil (on a scale of 1 to 10, how cursed is it?)
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He looks like a Neanderthal lol

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So I've been messing around with this add-on in Blender. Basically you give it pictures and pin a wireframe face to the one in the photo, like so:
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and it creates a head based on the pins. Here's what it made of Phil (on a scale of 1 to 10, how cursed is it?)
View attachment 1657593

Looks like what you get when a mortician prepares a neanderthal corpse to have some semblance of a homo sapien.

 

[Landgrave Deryk]

speaking of 3d ............

https://3dthis.com/share.htm?h=LTk5MDYyMw

sleep well sweet children x

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Jesse Powell-Stroud needs to be castrated for being a Nazi

@Null ban me you nazi-loving faggot.

Send any and all unwanted faggots my way. I'll do something with them.