🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[An Avenging Bird]

the show is so fucking dead...

I'm somewhat surprised Ralph isn't yet

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I wasn't feeling well & just passed right out during the entire show. Did I miss anything?

I in all honesty cannot remember, it was mid afternoon for me and the KillStream was making me sleepy. i had to work as well, i might tune out and just watch some recap or read up on it

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I in all honesty cannot remember, it was mid afternoon for me and the KillStream was making me sleepy. i had to work as well, i might tune out and just watch some recap or read up on it

I... don’t know either. Did @BOLDYSPICY! do a recap for yesterday? It’s all starting to blend together now in ways that I find to be genuinely disturbing.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

I... don’t know either. Did @BOLDYSPICY! do a recap for yesterday? It’s all starting to blend together now in ways that I find to be genuinely disturbing.

Unfortunately no they fell asleep either before or during the show..... i cannot blame them. I think this is Ralphs master plan, make the show as boring as possible so everyone watching it will fall asleep or just turn it off

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ok. So now, Im not saying I know John Titor and used his time machine but, lets just say I got a glimpse of the future on how the guntling gender reveal is gonna go.

Spoiler

 

[MeltyTW]

lmfao now ethans a big free speech guy,

Also lol that i and all the other alawgs almost missed this because all of us are blocked or arent paying attention

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

lmfao now ethans a big free speech guy,
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Also lol that i and all the other alawgs almost missed this because all of us are blocked or arent paying attention

More peak hypocrisy from Ethan Ralph. Gladly boasting about his ability to deplatform others but very upset when his friends get the very same level of deplatforming. The cognitive dissonance must play a factor into why he drinks so much.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I consider the Hassle vs Boogie to be a 'season finale' of such. The show will get new writers next season and we all know it'll be shit.

Go watch the Hassle vs Boogie episode. It was a show of the lifetime, but not because of Ralph. You had the show of a lifetime going on and meanwhile, Ralph was so shitfaced drunk that you thought he was going to die of alcohol poisoning during the show. He couldn't say anything of worth because he was so hornswoggled from the liquor. The show would've been better that night without him. A good host would've been able to turn that gold into diamonds. Ralph just sat there and had a look of "I don't want to be here" on his face the entire time.

Ralph almost ruined it when Frank started calling Boogie a faggot. You could see Ralph internally debating shutting down Frank, but then him and Warksi settled on a passive "oooooh heeeeey ooooh" to try and de-rail it while not outright cucking in front of Frank. Guarantee Frank would've called Ralph a fag.

 

[MeltyTW]

More peak hypocrisy from Ethan Ralph. Gladly boasting about his ability to deplatform others but very upset when his friends get the very same level of deplatforming. The cognitive dissonance must play a factor into why he drinks so much.

i also like how no one's paying attention to ethan's tweet, tim doesnt care, alawgs besides me barely care, his own fans i guess care since the likes are one half to one third of his total fanbase. i implore any non blocked alawgs to remind ethan of his various false flagging admissions

 

[All becomes gunt]

lmfao now ethans a big free speech guy,
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Also lol that i and all the other alawgs almost missed this because all of us are blocked or arent paying attention

Basically : REEEEEEE YOU GOT MUH FRIEND BANNED MUH FREE SPEECH
*blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked* *blocked*

 

[Sriracha]

i also like how no one's paying attention to ethan's tweet, tim doesnt care, alawgs besides me barely care, his own fans i guess care since the likes are one half to one third of his total fanbase. i implore any non blocked alawgs to remind ethan of his various false flagging admissions

He doesn't realise that banning most of twitter has completely fucked his engagement and no one can see what he is saying so he's just screaming into the ether.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

I think you found your answer right there.

For every Ralph there's a female Ralph, so his "love" life doesn't really surprise me or say anything about fairer sex. Sure women are on average a good bit more susceptible to mass-media brainwashing and most don't really respect the gravity of violence and it's consequences because most of them have never engaged in it or any acceptable facsimile thereof, but those gripes could arguably be turned around. Besides, most men are that way these days too. I'm willing to bet we're more susceptible to the pseudosocial relationships people on youtube and onlyfans try to create and manipulate. Just look at Ralph's audience then vs now. Definitely seemed to have a lot more female viewership when he was "popular" than now when sad dudes donate to him because they secretly view him is a friend. If you want to see one of the most pitiful displays of that just sit through a Rekeita stream's superchats. I'm sure @Spectre_06 could tell you all about it.

Overall, if you're looking for a battle of the sexes, Ralph is an indictment of us not the other way around. Anything else you're drawing from this is probably just coming from something you're personally going through at the moment.

Interest in him had been increasing, and I think we may have had something of a lead on him through a possible E-girlfriend right around the time he left. People seem not to care anymore, but if he came back at all I'm sure they'd start pulling threads again.

Despite making a valiant attempt to appear to be objectively sitting on the fence, your argument reeks of white knighting disguised as muh justifiable condemnation of the Ralphamale. For every Ralph there is a female Ralph? name one. I do not doubt there is one, I just want to witness this feminine trash fueled fire for myself. Your use of the term 'fairer sex' could also be construed as s a misnomer, for the tactics of that sex can very rarely be described as fair.

I am not trying to redeem Ralph in any way, he sets a perfect example to men as to how not to live your life. Just as valuable as a shitty father would be, to a boy-child that will always benefit from a male role model, a good lesson on what not to do, rather than no father to teach any lesson at all.

Men and women are very different, each has flaws and qualities that complement the other. The 'battle of the sexes' as you put it is a contrived thing being used to separate both men and women from their true natures and subsequently morality, peace of mind and ultimately sanity. If there was a war between the sexes, obviously men would win and the world would be a facsimile of Saudi Arabia. As it is, the majority of western men are kind and gentle and just want the best for their wives, daughters, sisters and mothers. A situation many western women are very good at exploiting. Consider this - even if you think you are her friend, she will still view you as her orbiter. If she really was your friend, she would help you get laid.

My personal position at the moment, is on the side-lines of a football game of the sexes, jeering at both teams. The female team being half comprised of transvestite ringers and the male team almost fully assembled of 60 IQ skin heads, stopping periodically to 'throw romans' at the crowd and ignoring the ball. It is no surprise then that the girls are winning.

I am fully cognizant of the fact that men are as dumb as a bag of rocks, for I am one and very self aware. All simps, however, are an extra special kind of retarded. It beggars belief to have to accept that we exist in a culture that rewards these imbeciles with resources enough to so liberally discard in such a fashion. The bell curve is a brutal master and the crowd a powerful and terrifying monster. It is no surprise to me that 2020 has reached peak levels of absurdity, it is horrific but I cannot look away.

Cassandra escaped the fall of Troy, unlike most of the heroes that attacked and defended it. She spent much of her time being hated, beaten and even stuffed into a cupboard but survive she did and the truth of her visions vindicated her and not her critics. When your world is aflame, perhaps the only solace you can take, is that you tried to warn the ones around you.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

lmfao now ethans a big free speech guy,
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Also lol that i and all the other alawgs almost missed this because all of us are blocked or arent paying attention

Hopefully he tries to die on a hill about bannings like Dax died on a hill about Cuties

TL;DR

it's not that deep, fam

 

[Sam Losco]

The roid user, Marc Lobliner is back tonight.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The roid user, Marc Lobliner is back tonight.

Wasn't he just on twice in a short period of time? Ralph must not be able to get literally anybody else to come on.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

why 20 percent?

Two reasons, one kind of power levely, the other from data Ralph himself shared recently. First the power levely.

Anyone that has ever done any study in public speaking, stand up comedy, or philosophical debate knows that its not just what you say and how you say it, it is the crowd you say it to. Thats kind of a messy way of putting it, but you don't have to fully unpack that to understand my point. In stand up comedy for instance, your goal as the comedian is to get the crowd to laugh. Alot of stand up comedy, or just comedy in general is in timing and crowd manipulation. Its mostly impossible to tell jokes that will 100% work and make people laugh, however, due to what we know about mob mentality/crowd psychology, we know that you don't actually have to make everyone in a crowd do something to get desired results, the rule of thumb is 20%. If you can get just 20% of any crowd to do something, the social and psychological effect of that will become viral. Here is a short video that will detail this psychological phenomenon. So in the example of stand up comedy, you dont have to work the whole crowd all at once, you just have to get results from about 20% and the rest will follow, this is also why its almost always advantageous to directly engage hecklers because it allows you to manipulate that crowd psychology to further incentivise crowd participation in a positive way (laughter) and to disinsintivise negative reactions (heckling). So if you make 20 people in a crowd of 100 laugh, the majority of the rest will laugh even if they dont find the jokes funny because they are psychologically wired to want to fit in and not be an outsider. Ralph is low effort, but he has either figured this bit of manipulation out on his own (after all even though he never got his degree he did at least attempt to do political science as a degree, and this would absolutely be part of that lesson plan) or he just haphazardly discovered it by acident chasing money and fame and just sticking to the lowest effort way to obtain both.

Now that we have the wall of text portion out of the way, what furthers this idea in my mind is how he recently said that he had only sold 20 out of 100 "exclusive collectors edition/limited edition" t-shirts. Thats 20% of the total. So I use what I know about crowd psychology, apply it to the data available, and we come out to roughly 20% of Ralphs audience is legit, and since not all of those are financial backers, I would guess that 20% of those legit viewers and 'fans' are his financial backing, but I err on the side of caution and inflate it slightly to 1/3 of that initial 20% because again, that 20% of legit viewers and fans are the hardcore followers of Ralph, the people that for what ever reason enjoy the content that Ralph puts out. The rest of the viewers are people that just want to be a part of something socially, hate watchers, or bots.

Sorry for the effort post, but stuff like this fascinates the shit out of me and is one of the main reasons I enjoy following cows. I like applying my knowlege of different fields to them to figure out how they work.

 

[Postal Pippa]

So, Im liking Endless Space 2 so far and starting to get the hang of it a bit, we shall see how tonight continues on. Might change out some of the gifs tonight.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

it's not that deep, fam

Stay in the shallows dear, if that suits your ability. I would hate for you to drown on my account.

 

[Spectre_06]

He doesn't realise that banning most of twitter has completely fucked his engagement and no one can see what he is saying so he's just screaming into the ether.

Oddly I'm still unblocked by him (he unblocked me after Rackets retweeted my tweet pointing out the viewer numbers for the Presidential debate) but I'm sure he muted me.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't know why Dax got banned but if Tim Heidecker did it that's pretty funny. I'm glad Baked Alaska got banned because he's a giant piece of shit.

Dax... Baked... wonder who could be left?

Be a shame if something happened to that beautiful blue check mark, wouldn't it?