Unless it’s a natural weather disaster that she can claim credit for, we are going to be waiting a long time for any of Mel’s curses to manifest. Despite the types in her alleged arsenal, she doesn’t get to choose the type of curse to put on the person. So the best she can do is say “CURSE YOU” and then shit herself and do nothing. Her curses don’t have physical manifestations. Anytime I ask about mine she just drops mumbo jumbo “The curse was inside you all along!!! You’re naked!!! You’re a nudist? Um... YOURE BLIND NOW.” Because she has nothing to work with. Nothing to guide her to prove her curses are working. She can’t physically do anything to anyone. Her deity sucks. Instead of having us all drop dead the best she can manage is “Oh look there’s a little storm in this place Null used to live. TAKE THAT. And Marshall’s ex got a little coughy cough. I WIN AGAIN.”
The fact she stopped and took time out of her day to take a picture of a fucking caterpillar and send it to us on here thinking it was my work is
fucking hilarious. She’s thinking about us in her day to day life even after getting off the site and we have to do fuck all